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Motor Boating
If you own motor boat
whether It be a handy
out-board driven craft or
larae cabin cruiser-
you'll find Champion,
the better spark plug,
more dependable mora
efficient and mora
economical.
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cut aMiiyala alaclraaaa,
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SixirlCPlugs
1 OIXVO, OHIO
fFor your proUcllon b tur tfiaTI
C'humpinni o buy arc lit I
lh onjduil Chumpiun cur Km. II
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AM Vit.llr.. .p ,r,i-a. Yn!hU1 tr COn
1194 Uulill Av.., a. Vl..H,
Snappy Antwer Left
Honor $ With Johnton
KiiiiiuH JiiIiiimiii, who received $7
873 fur compiling lilt dictionary, bad
almost n Initialed (lit palleno of th
bookseller liy wham he wa employed,
and til frrju-itljr urged to complete
Mi iiKUi!i'iin iil. Andrew Millar, who
bad lh principal charica ot conducting
Hi publication, could not forbear
acknowledging III receipt of tli Inat
sheet ot th manuscript Ul th follow
ing trrmi:
"Andrew Millar tend hit compli
ment to Mr, Baruucl Johnson, with
th Dinner fur lh lint sheet of th
copy of th dlctlonury, and (hnuki
(J. id b hna don with him."
To whU h Johnson returned Uil(
brief answer:
"Hnmuvl Johnson return lit com-
plluicnla to Mr. Andrew Millar, and li
very glnd 'to llud (na h doe ljr bit
Mute) Hint Andrew Millar ha th
;rur o lliiink Clod fur anything."
Murket for Kichani;.
Tho Impoiiibtt
Th Inte Albert J. Ilcverlilge, states
limn iiml author, tinted dlvorc or,
rnther, lie tinted Hi offender who
lni make dlvurr necessary.
lime, at dinner In Indianapolis,
Hie guests discussed with pity the CRM
of a very admlralil woman, th
iimllier of (even young clillilrvn, who
fiiuiiil herself obliged to dlvorc her
liimtmnil. Thi r were ohatnrlca, flnnn
rlul and other, In th way, and Mr.
ItrverlilKe snlili
"A illvnre Ilk (hit It too had, too
tlnmllily illmcult. It's Ilk UO
arriiiiilillng au omelet to reinov on
iiml i-tu."
I'rehlnliirlc people of Central Amer-
li'n and Mexico oaed oil centuries be
fore American oil well vt ere "discov
ered" and developed.
Whn yos ifrrlila lo tt rid r Wnrmi or
Taiiiriii, gml Ilia niiwlh Ina thl will iimi
Hi. in with onm dua lr. I'rarjr's "Daaii
hut," 171 l'fl CI.. M. T. Adv.
If we nil only aired at much for
lie great population! of ill let at we
tnke pride In their number I
WHAT CAUSES BOILS.
Holla and eartmnrls era the roralt of tm
pfnfar dlat or InfarOon of tha akin. It la hard
to datarmtta lha aiaet aauaa bat CAHIMilb
will elva quick relief. Noaatianalvaoparalloit
la nacaaiarr aa) on polleatMa of CAKIWJIL,
SromtiUy aiotw tha iniin ana aonttniml naa
rawa out tha anr t a eanaruua 5oo ha
f rumTour dnitslat, Haatf auk t tauaM.
PURLOCK-NtAL CO. NAtHVILt. Tinn,
IIAf.O la eaiiranlaad to ttva Inatanl and
alwilula rrllrl la anr eaaa nf HAT KRVRI1
In lha wnrtil, nr nuny rolundwil. l-rlia l
Til K IIAt-u uu, auiulania, wyununt.
Hanford's Balsam of Myrrh
For Moaonlto Bltet, Sllag of Bee
and VeaomoM laaecta
Monar haa Im am book II aot nlud. AOdaahaa,
Kill All Flics!"
iMaaMrl ftnwwhauT.. DAI!V H V ttli f
Tnrr ararAD
OIHKANa
VUit kii 0M, Nut, aUaui, arauitMll, Mvcntoti, mn&
attrta and
fan' auill or ilDovrrl
i II ml sol I or In Inra
Uf thlnn. UutVtVDMii
ImM mptm
'DAISY 11Y KIUEI
IfOfB rtHM lta
HAROLD IOM1M
EYES HU
1'irii't If not iht ihinrvr if malt
nf Mhlrtf ?. real IMi. bkM
Kiu "naiia,
81 rm
tim,rtiuiraiiiii
awwitiMi paid.
KALI c. RTTOVIt
HT1
I PARKER'S
f,V- I-IAIK BALSAM
hik S R art oraa Color and
tKVk T BaaalvtoGrarandr'ad.MlHak'
,ShSirfy ni.ro. t:li,.m.W.fat.-U.lc.W.T.
HINDERCORNS nnmnvM Onma. Oal
Irniaoa, aui, l'ia all pain, anniinn wirofurt to Ilia
li'iit, Bjnlioa intlkliiil ;. Ian I'T mall f at llru-
aula. UIHIOI uuauitoai woraa, t-awnuaua, at. .
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vCH I JuST PlCSUMEO "fa SQlOT,
A TIM PiMfc OF.
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AiuVWAV.l'M
(VulrruO'
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of vtftos-
CALLS D Mi A
VOU& .
Respect for Growtvups
1 eoFrtQ wtPCHAfiaM-
NOT ri r5flF.BUi raii.
60S AT BCLTOlfiHOOO OP MAN.
TQtATIhlED " CIVUrASMlhi
fZVF 19 MENACED'
A Sure-enough Alibi
A
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what 15c sbuNGttd) yv
t" ill
!MOTHF.R?- Fletcher'
jCastoria is especially pre
pared to relieve Infanti in
arms and Children all ages
of Constipation, Flatulency,
Wind Colic and Diarrhea; allaying Feverishness arising there
from, and, by regulating the Stomach and Bowels, aids the
assimilation of Food ; giving healthy and natural sleep.
To avoid imitations, always took for
Ahvlutelr HarmlfM - No Opiate.
Judging by tht King
I am monarch ot all 1 turvey."
"Say, If yon are a klog a Jack mutt
t a pretty low card."
was
'SAY "BAYER ASPIRIN" and INSIST I
Proved safe by miUioiis and prescribed by physicians for
Colds Headache Neuritis Lumbago
Pain ' Neuralgia Toothache . Rheumatism
DOES NOT AFFECT THE HEART
la -a rraoa nark ar Banr Maaafanafa a( lloaaaaatteacldaatrv ft talltjlltartd
To tho Point
Wlfle "1 asked th cook for refer
ence." Hubby "Silly. loo should
have asked for samples."
Hero's Speedy Relief for
Tondor, Aching, Swollen Feet
Your Druggist Says Emerald Oil Must Give Complete j
Satisfaction or Money Cheerfully Refunded. j. '
Tonr feet may be to swollen snd In
flamed that yon think you can't go
another step. Tour shoe may feel ai
If they are cutting right into the flesh.
ton feel sick all over with th pain
and torture and pray for quick relief.
What' to b doner
Two or three applications of Moone'a
Emerald Oil and la fifteen minutes the
pain and orenea diaappeam. A few
more application at regular Intervals
and the swelling reduce.
And as for Soft Com and Callnuaea
a few applications each night at tied
time and they Just seem to shrivel
right up and scale off.
Baby Buzz sounds ame$s"call
FLIT spray dears your home of flies and mos
quitoes. It also kills bed bugs, roaches, ants,
and their eggs. Fatal to insects but harmless to
mankind. Will not stain. Get Flit today.
DESTROYS
Flics Mosquitoes Moths
Ants Bed Bugs Roaches
I mum MH n)
Travelers Should
Carry Cuticura
Dally ut of th Soap and Ointment ra
ni ovet tb duat and grime of travel, allay
Irritation, rednea and roughneta of tha
face and hand, and keep the tkin soft
and dear under all condition of exposure.
Cuticura Talcum la frafrrant, cooling and
refreshing, an ideal toilet powder.
Snap )a. Mntmaat 91 and lOt. Tatana ? ftnM arary
ahra, fttmpla mcr frm. AHrirtaa I "Catttam Lafcar.
alallM, TlTl I, MMra. Hmb."
fV"" CvUaara Skavlat Stick tSa.
th lignatur of
Fhylicunt everjrwher recommend it
Hard to Find
Mr. Well, be utlafledl There an
won fellow than I am.
Mr. Oh, don't be so.cn a penimlst
t UuSUu
Accept only "Bayer" pactagej
which contains proven directions.
Handr "Btver" boxe of 12 tablet
Alto bottlet 'of 24 and 100 Drofcgitta.
A Truo Gambler
Boy (to girl) 1 throw my entire for
tun at your feet t 1
Glri Shall I call It head nr talltl
No matter how dlaconrnired yon ;
have been with powders, footliuth or
other application, If you have n(
tried Emerald Oil then yoo have
something to learn.
It's a wonderful formula titles com
bination of eaaentiat olla with earn
phor and other antiseptic so marvel
ous that thousand ot bottles are sold
annually for reducing varicose or swol
len veins.
Every good druejrlst grtnranteet the
first bottle of Moone'a Emerald Oil.
It must end your foot troubles or
money back.
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W. N. V., PORTLAND, NO. 29-1927.