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About The Ione independent. (Ione, Or.) 1916-19?? | View Entire Issue (July 7, 1927)
3 Itching for Trouble Defect in Character A young limn hud applied fur a eer , lulu position mill lil m possible tintplcy ur win gutting tome sidelights on the tt lip) ten ii I character. "Why, he' nil right," mill those who knew him best, "!lo' young uml sometimes foul lull, tin, hit moans nil right," "Tliul It nut satisfactory," mild tlio employer. "Wluit't tlio duulit ubuut JiIimJ" "Well," wnii I Iki hesitating1 reply, "he rut hep It n m I hnlilt tif defying author lly. JiihI fur Hid sake uf defying It llu doesn't cure particularly about tireiikliig the ruli'i ur the lawn, but ha seems tu have a complex which make lilui uiiliiRnnUlIc t(iwnn anyone over Mm. lid will probably do lil work well, hut ho will always lie Itching fur an opportunity to sum ymi n hit." "fluess llmt'i enough," said thu em ployer, mid he looked eluewhere fur no fiiipleyec KprliiKllelil Union, A almpla, oM.faahlnn4 matflelna, Mi wnni tmlny a In l7, In nnmpiuii1v4 In WrlgtH'a Imllitn Voa.talila Pllla. Th.y rxulal ill luinaib, II mf and tmwali. Atlv. Not What It Seemed . The dancers stopped end watched fli a sunburnt man crossed (lie floor toward the host Ill whule frame ehlvcrcd and ihiHik. Then suddenly lile tremors craned and he wee sur prised to henr e buret of applause from the guests. "Welcome, old man," cried hie boat, celling the newcomer's hntul, "and coiigriilulittlons. 1 never eipecled to eee audi en expert performer of the rhnrli'alnn at ml Kill otit of central Af rica." The traveler gaalied, "t'linrlisloii?" he echoed. "That wasn't the rhiirleetoii, that wua nguo." Tree Preterved in lee A Ciiliudlitn government exploration party roeenlly came B irons a eprtjee tree which had been presorted In the Ice nf the treat North American gla cier In Altmka. The glacier had re ceded and left the tree exposed after all liiiprlaoiiinclit eatlmiiteil at hun ilr.il.i of tliouaandi of yeare. The rpruce waa apparently one hundred twenty fmir yeare old when the glacier entt-lopcd It Husband, 9, It Divorced line ol I lie Drat cast beard under Turkey' new divorce lew waa that of seventeen -yenr-nhl girl who divorced Iter nine year-old huahand to whom her Mnretita had wed her eight unseeo under the old law, eaya Capper's Meekly. Bluebird Your Friend The bluebird -ran never' have too l miy homea free from English spar rnwe. In feeding. It la hta habit in lly from a perch to the ground and return with leisure. He turne fly cnieher end aihta winged Insects to hie It of fnre Naiiim Magatlne. Sure Relief 6 BCLLANS LL-ANS FOR INDIGESTION 54 and 754 Pk&Sold Everywhere Neu Photographic Film An elastic photographic Itlta hat fieen develnied In Uermnny which can tie soaked and then stretched to any tleilrcd alze, afterward being placed upon gluaa plate end dried. lly the new prnceMi the film can be stretched til II the picture la enlarged ten timet the original alae. Divition "How la llie en rlh dlvldedr asked ii pompous eiiimlner, who had already worn mil the patience of the clam "lly earthquakes." replied boy. Vancouver I'rovlnce, I'uhllC opinion leglalatci all the time. It creates end enforces the un written law a. Don't make yourself common the "tm nnj pun ui uou luaes of he unc'immnn. notice Ch i"Wii - tm.'iA ni " 1 . . v. IMF' IflwteS goric, Teething Drops and Soothing Syrups, especially prepared for Infants In arms and Children all ages. To avoid Imitations, always look for the signature of proven (lirertlnni on enrh rmrViice, f lvyiiciaui everywhere recommend It HOW MRS. WEAVER WAS HELPED By Taking Lydla E. Pinkharo'a Vegetable Compound At Mrs. Weaver harsnlf says. "I was never very strong." This Is a mild statement descrlb Ing bar condition, for.accordlng to her lotlors.she was sub jected to no small amount of III health. Fortunately, horsls tnr was familiar with Lydla E. I'lnk hams Vegetable Compound and begged Mrs. Weaver to try It. "After three or four wuks," writes Mrs. Weaver, "I felt a groat difference In myself. I would go to bed and sleep eouud, and although i could not do very much work, I seemed stronger. I kept on taking it and now I em well and atrong, do my work and take care of three children, I eure do tell my friends about your wonderful medicine, and I will answer any lottors from women aaklng about the Vcge table Compound." Mae. Lawmcno. WtAvra, Eest fimlthfleld St., Mt. l'loos ant la. It you knew that thousands of women suffering from troubles similar to thane you are enduring had Improved their health by taking Lydla ). Pinto ham's Vegetable Compound, wouldn't you think It was worth a trial? In some families, the fourth genera tion Is learning ths merit of Lydla H. l'lnkhatn's Vegetable Compound. PARKER'S HAIR BALSAM aw IMadrall Ktva HaM faOkw Waaluraa Calor aa1 BMllUrayae fmdmd Hair HINDERCORN8 nMm thw. oat kiaaii. aia., aw.pa all pain, atiaarva auaifurt 1a tha fa(. Mkia walking- aaar. Uw bf omiI uf al Iiraa (Ilia, lllaeul UaaialaaJ Woru, I'alclKaa, . L Fon oveh 200 YEARG haarlern oil has been a world wide remedy for kidney, liver and bladder disorders, rheumatism, lumbago and uric acid conditions. W HAARLEM OIL c r..a t a correct mternal troubles, stimulate rltjd organs. Three sUce. All druggists. Insist oa the original genuine Gold Mbdal Deafness Head Noises ntutvtD tr LEONARD EAR OIL "atok Harh af Can" INSKRT tif NOITUUi At AH DnoiMa fm II tVaM aant "DIAZ NLSl aa fmaa, A a UKnun.'iwc., t nrrg ra, a. t. Kill All Flies! r,"4.,"'' Oa1 H.T Haifa aunrta aai aula all a, wt, .niaa-Mal. aaa mZh Z3 . v .'.' nntj. 'im . . IS)aW Mitchell i: ttrwtf t r g I la Eve lkf Irrltellee. HM M llMt Warn get? feat totafi Mgeslminf Mitt Salve "i Vert oar For SORE EYES BOILS j Therti quick, posltlvey relief in CARBOIL , GiNfoi$ sot ion.. tX All truMJat Menrv hatk GunmaM W. N. U, PORTLAND, NO. 27-1927. If you cun't have your own way you can nt least keep out of other peo ple's way. -RY Pop. MOTHER;- Flctcher'g Cai toria is ft pleasant, harmless Substitute for Castor Oil, Pare Iff- 1 VTj m tf'- ri T tmmW flJUSY I1Y klLUX Aaoto somas t,i77i7T71Tt. VHT TD CT7T T7 wilfred 1 J KJ .LvOJu.LrT T. CRENFELL and YOUR BODY BOYS DON'T LIKE Some Intereeting Information About The Law of Life. "He le the Same Billy Exactly." is-- "Even Klnge f ET us drew plrturee at we I go elimg, shall wet The flrnt I . thing that I want you to re member Is that my body le mine, but It lent L" "Oh, father r "However, we cannot draw without something to draw with, can wet" That wanted thinking about Boyt do not like to be tricked. "Not Well, then you go and get something. This Is my paper and my pencil, tsnt ltr "Itlghtol" In chorus this time. "Well, you are aura they are not ir Topping ej-ee were the only re sponse. Just before we begin, give ma my hat will youT "Are you sure It la my hatf All right It Isn't L Thanka Put It on my head, will you? 8ure It la my heedt Well, then It Isn't L" "Hut father, whyr "Ob, you think my heed Is pert of me. Do you remember when Hilly had hie leg cut off? Wily Is etIU the same Hilly, taut her "Itather." "Hut he hat only got one leg to perch on bow, like a etork asleep. 8o you eee he couldn't he the seme Billy If hie leg were really part of htm, could he? He must be tome one else. Do you think that be Is John nowt Ton Just ask him I That't right He only loet a leg. He Is the same rtllly. You loet that knife I gave you, but you are the eame old eceramouche, whatever you lose, aren't yout "Here Is a story. A friend of mine, a drted-up, tough old Indian general, slipped off the platform at a station one day, and the train ran over him. It cut off both his arms and both bis legs. Tenple rushed him off to the nearest hospital. Some hours later he swore before a magistrate that he wae still he. Every one, even the wise old judges, agreed that be was he, though be had loet the larger part of his house or hie machine with which he used to 'connect up' with what we call 'this world.' Of course his walking-machine parts were gone and his hnldlng-on parts were gone. Dut he still had his talking parts, so ha could swear all light that he was still he. "Itemember that our bodice are not we ourselves. Contrariwise! They are ours. We lose bits of them some times. We often spoil parts of them, and some people spoil the whole of thorn. That le terrible, Isn't Itt And that It why I say that you must never do anything to spoil your body. Make It the eery best body you can. It Is the most useful possession you will ever have, and It It all your own. In deed, yon cannot do without It When It la all spoiled, you must go to some other world, where you mey get an other one. Let us pretend we ere building a good one for somebody tu thlt world now, "Before we begin I ought to tell you that there are still lott of Hows and Whys that no one knows the answers to yet" "But can't we find them out fatherr 1 hate the word 'can't' If we are really alive we shall, of conrse go on trying that It the law of life. It It 'move on or die.' Nothing ttnudt still In thlt world. Everything keeps In Its place becauae It Is moving, Just at the earth Itself, the moon, the stare, and the eery sun Itself, move." "But the rocks stand still?" "The rocktt Why, the tlnleet atom of every rock it moving, at every thing else Is. Rock, like everything TO BE TRICKED Must Move On." else on earth, la only made of little pertlclee of electricity, called elec trons, which danet around a center and tiey are always changing their positions, tour own body, which you thought waa you, and therefore was always the tame, U really always moving on. Borne of the little elec trons In dancing about fly off and de stroy the thepe of other old particles, chsnglng them to at to lmprovt your body and to keep It alwaye reedy for you to use It as you grow. Most of this It done by what scientists call 'oxidation.' That It almost exactly the eame thing aa slowly burning up what It no longer any good. Isn't that strange? The body Is always being burned up without our even knowing It; and what la more, there is a de partment called the head office, or brain, specially set aside to keep It burning at the right temperature. This la called the heat center.' Some times It geta out of order and we get too hot end burn too fast That Is called 'fever.' Then there Is an awful lot of trouble. Isn't there? Ton know all about It 8tay la bed, nothing but slops to eat becauM you must put lees fuel on. But sometimes our bodies get too cold, and grow pale and weak. Then we muat 'stoke up' with eggs and milk and Jellies and medicines. "Tea, the law of life la that every thing must keep moving on as the policeman eayt to the traffics keep moving.' Even kings have to more along and leave their thrones behind them. Everything everywhere must be busy trying to build up a better world, or sooner or later It will have Ha life taken away from tt altogether, Death It stopping. AH that Is good has come along by moving. For In stance, we had to see farther, to tome one htd to start moving and Invent t tpleseope. We had to see smaller thing, so tome one thought out the microscope. We had to move faster, eo some one found out about steam and railways, and gasoline and auto mobiles. We wanted to see through solid things, to the X-ray came along. We had to talk farther, to tome one moved on and found out the telephone and the wireless. Moving on, moving on, moving on la the Law of Life." (6 br tha Ball eradlcat. Is) Foreut Hat Reclaimed Site of Ancient Cit) In the northwest of Asia Minor, on the shore of the Aegean sea, separat ing It from modem Greece and Tur key, a few mllee eouth of Troy, moat famous city of classical antiquity, Ii a village, known at Eskl-Stamboul Behind It it a mighty forest of the oaks of that country, and he who ex plores Its leafy shades frequently stumbles over blocks and pillars ol stone or remains of old foundatlona Those ruins, covered by growths ol centuries of forest trees, are all that remain of a once famous city, so flue, and so admirably situated as to indues Julius Caesar, tome BO years before Christ and afterward Constantlne, the Bret Christian emperor (274-887 A. D.) to suggesi making It Instead of Roma the capital of the world-wide Borneo empire. Old Fogy Banker I have often aald thnt If your banket It not an old fogy, you thould look u one who Is. There have lately been I great number of failures among bank crs. Not one of them was an old fogy: everyone disgraced and ruined wai too mueh of a good follow with hli deposits. B. W. Howe's Monthly, A BATH TUB that tests automobiles S-P-L-A-S-H through the bath tub goes the General Motors car. Out onto the slip pery road it dashes. On go the brakes ! ' What is the reason for such torture of an innocent automobile? The answer is that the engineers at the General Motors Proving Ground take nothing for granted. They want to know what happens when a car ploughs through water. They insist too on measuring, with special machines which they have built, just how quickly the car can be stopped and just how much pres sure of the foot is required to stop it AltogetherGencral Motors has 136 different tests by which cars are proved as they never have been proved before; nothing is left in doubt All of which means that you are buying doubly assured safety, reliability and comfort when you choose a General Motors car. GENE RAL MOTORS CHEVROLET PONTIAC OLDSMOBILB OAKLAND BUICK ' LaSALLB ' CADILLAC GENERAL MOTORS TRUCKS YELLOW CABS ft COACHES miGIDAIRE- 71 EUttrtt SffHttrfr , DELCO-UGUT Elntrtc FUmtt Time to Part fhllllpt tnd bit wife had always been reputed to be the happiest of married couples, to when Mrs. Jones heard that her friend was suing for divorce she was astonished. "You lay hit chief fault It hit absent-mindedness?" she asked Mrs. t'hililps. "Tou should try and endure that dear. "I did at long at possible," replied the latter. "But when be shook down the player-piano and threw a music roll Into the furnace, that was going too far," Hardware Age. On application of Roman Era Balaam will erava how food It la for aora ayaa. Coats aaUr tt oast. :i I'aarl St., M. X. Adv. Teople who make fools of them selves never fall to attract attention. A few friends FLIT spray clears your home of mosquitoes and flies. It also kills bed bugs, roaches, ants, and their eggs. Fatal to insects but harmless to mankind. Will not stain. Get Flit today. DESTROYS Files MriNniiltnea Mntha Anta Bed Bugs tnaa Nothing to Flag Her Down Ardath, age five, wot being taught tome of the rudiments of reading b) ber mother, who explained that com ' Ing to a period at the end of a tea ' fence meant for ber to stop. A few nights later, at the dinner table, th was chattering away with no notice-, able likelihood of there being any pauses, when her mother asked beri .why In the world the didn't stop talk ' Ing. She replied: "I guess, mother, I dont eee any periods." Hit Predicament Mrs. Downing Why are you bath Ins your bead in cold waterl Her Husband To keep awake. I've called the doctor for my Insomnia and I'll feel like a fool If I'm asleep wbeu he gets here. drop in on Pa Buzz Thf T$ffo M Roaches Mt CharmingReflection is obtained by using Cuticura Soap Daily, assisted by Cuticura Ointment when required. It keeps the porta active, the akin clear end free from Irritations snd the scalp in a healthy hair-growing condition. Oa. nintoMfit at and an. Ttfenm ftnM !'.- fcrt. Punul. em-h fna, Addraatl "OaUaata Uaara aKIai, CvlfJ, Milan, Hut" IW Cuticor Shavais Stick 25a.