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About The Ione independent. (Ione, Or.) 1916-19?? | View Entire Issue (April 8, 1927)
HumorouS j' AN EXAMPLE TO OTHERS Th treatment of prisoners In oni South Australian Jail la remarkably human. A regular visitor Inquired recently regarding an old offender: "Whafs wrong with Mill U seems to bits a (roach r "No wonder." said ona of his mntra H threatened tin warden with ahovsl today and now they won't let urn go to choir practice," STUCK VP He T dont need t feel so stark up Jutt "because your dad mad ail bis dough to glu. A Potet Blinks My kid floored m with question today. Jinks Is that onnsualt Blinks No, but this wss knock out I gave him a penny and be asked me to pleaae tell him Just what ht could do with a peony, and I bad to Its him quarter to sidestep Uie an swer. The Miracle Woman Mr. Shrimp Can you read the past as well as the future? Madam GoocbJ Sir, th past U to m an open book. "Then you'r on a dollar If yon can tell me what my wife said to bring bom for tea pork sausages or pigs' feet" Sydney Bulletin. Rotation A young lady pupU at the Gotham Normal school took notice of one of th little wheel-Ilk ventilators that bad been set In one of th windows of boos she wss passing. Sb gated at It with torn Interest "Huh I" she Anally concluded, "those folk there must be Hot aria ns," Find the Man "Fighting Is all light, provided yoo do It Intelligently." "Yea, but you can't always And loan smaller than yourself." London Answers. HAS A GOOD DRIVER "He says be' going along the road to success at a lively gait now." Bo b Is with bis wife driving." Perennial Maude Did you And you hsd sup plies enough for your unexpected guests? Beatrix Everything gave out but the scandal. Patting It Along Madge Are you going to return the poor fellow's ring? Marl (who has broken her engage ment) I supose he'll propose to you now, and I thought I'd Just band It over to you to save the bother. Proving the Punch Biter So you think my novel has real punch to It Kotter 8ure thing! Too ought to have seen the wsy It put m to sleep. Boston Transcript Rather Suipiciout Dudley What makes you think that your wife got your money? Jenkins Well, I'm not sur about It, but I reached In my pants pocket this morning and Instead of finding my bank roll I found a thimble, fleff r to Eat "Then ar our goldflah," said on smsll boy to another, "Do you have goldflah r "Mo, my mother only buys sar dines." Karlkaturen, Oslo. Daddy's P4tveiii, Fairy Tale dVAARY GRAHAM BONNER i ft tmniM wwmi usmom - THE FIRST PRESIDENT On day whoa Douglas and Dorothy wer way downtown with Unci John, an enormous building with atepe load ing up to It and great columns sud denly attracted their attention. In front of the bultdlug was a statu of Oeorg Waalilngton. "What Is that building, Unci John?" Douglas asked. "That Is th Sub-Treaaury." said Unci John. "It 1 part of th greut government treasury where money is kept In Its big, solid vaults." Just then a queer, covered wagon drew up before the steps. Men who looked like guards and detectives wer driving In front It seemed all th mora mytterloua whan Cncl John whispered. Thos men carry gum to protect all the gold that I In th wagon." "Gold In th wagon 1" exclaimed Douglas. "I'm," said Cncl John, "gold Is go ing to b taken Into th vaults Inside th building." "To think of a wagon being Ailed with gold," said Dorothy, who had Juat three silver coins and on bright pen- A Crowd Gathered. ay In her new savings bank at borne, and about twlc that amount In th school bank. A crowd gathered around while the heavy money was carried Into th building. "Well," said Douglas," It seems very wonderful to have so much money In ny one building, but It must b dull to count quit so much." "Tea," agreed Dorothy, "I'd rather have enough so 1 could always count It and have some for my new bank n1 some for goodies to est! I'd get all mixed up a hundred time over If I bad to count a wagon full of money P "We have certainly never seen any thing Ilk this before," said Douglas. "What strange things happen In the city." The gold had been taken Into th Sub-Treasury, and then th crowd had left "I don't believe they had so much money In George Washington's day," said Dorothy, as th looked up at th statue. 'Why do they have a statu of Washington oulsld this building?" asked Douglas. "Becsuse," answered Cncl John, "It was Just here that In 1789 George Washington took the oath as first President of the United States." "Oh," ssld Dorothy, "and even In those days this was a wonderful city for the first President to take oath here and nowhere else!" And as Douglas and Uncle John both agreed with Dorothy' llttl speech, Unci John explained to th children what a real fortress the Sub- Treaaury building was, with its Iron- barred windows, steel shutters and great thick walls. Jutt Making Partnert Grandma always mended the entire lot of family stockings before she mated and rolled them. When she returned to her sewing chslr little Murlbelle had th mended hosiery on the floor, and was mating them according to color and length. "What are you doing with nil my stockings, honey?" aaked grandma. "I'm Jutt' ma kin' partners," an swered the llttl girl. Cot Jutt Mutic Blllle heard a great deal about the symphony concerts and seemed much Interested. Therefore, when grand mother offered to tuk llm to th children's concert he was much ex cited. The program half over, Bllll showed signs of restlessness. Finally be said, In a disappointed ton: "It this all we get Just music?" Not a Fall, but a Jump "You'll fall," said bis mother, as Tommy climbed up on th fence. "No, I won't mamma 1 won't full." remonstrsted Tommy and at that moment he. tumbled down, with mors or lea disastrous results. But h wss not daunted. "Did you se me Jump?" h que tloned, righting himself hastily. Sign of Sorrow Th other day I had occasion to scold "Beauty" (our Scotch collie) for some minor Infraction. Betty, our neighbor's llttl girl, was present "Beauty must be unhappy," sold Betty. "WhyT I asked. "Because her tall Is sad." a THF kitchen ill I I I I Isf 'A.T1 LAblNL I llj ltt, MttB Ntw)a;r liulun.) Ther It no earthly allntant but somawhara Uod hath an harb tor Its hllnn," saye a quaint writer, "Til troubla la (hat wa think th barb haa a hard foreign nama. Wi eaak It In (ar lands, but Hud It at laat In our owa sardan plot" FOR THE INVALID'S TRAY To the whimsical palate of rd In valid, a daluty Is far more acceptnhl whutever It may be. If It Is served lu some unusual form. For th but)' house wife who ha but on pair of hands on which to dcpetid. I Per forming her various duties, time It a most Important consideration, so she has llttl time for frills. A few momenta spent In arranging and garnishing a dish will mak all th difference between Its being eatea with pleasur or refused with dis taste. It la not easy for everybody to pre pare a dish ao thut It appeals to the eye; but with llttl practice th art may n acquired. So muny fetching things msy be don wltb the ordinary foods com mon In every home. Take the lemon or orauge: a whole aet of dishes may be made from a few. The lemon has a spout all ready made for a pitcher.. cut a ring for a handle, scoop out the pulp, shave off the bottom to mak It level aud behold a pitcher, not for cream, but for Jellies or custards. Junket or tapioca. Cut the lemon crosswise, scoop out aud put on han dles and you have a augur bowl ; cut a smaller lemon the sum wsy, Insert ring for handle and you have a cup. Pigs, ualug toothpicks for legt, black pins for eyes will delight the heart of a child a lemon Is shaped Ilk th body of a pig. Wltb dates, figs and ralalns flat tened aud decorate! with cloves, all sorts of turtles may b formed. Pea nut with toothpicks will mak all kinds of animals and men. Unless one baa tried doing these things for a grown person. It will sttprla yon to se bow much these childish toys will pleas an adult. W ar but children at heart and when on la III, one Is III mentally as well as physically; so sim ple things pleas and divert us. With th varieties of gelatin on the market with costards and fruits one bss a larg field In serving th In valid. Th appetite of an Invalid usually has to be coaxed with varioos de vices. Often th recovery of a patient depends entirely upon th food which b can eat and assimilate, so tb serving of food Is a vital thing. In all homes ther ar some bits of cholc china, glass or silver which may be used to advantage on the In valid's tray. Colored foods like Jellies, gelatin dessert and fruits look well In glass. Fruit Cream. To th whit of an egg unbeaten add a half glass of any sweet Jelly; beat until stiff enough to stand and serv wltb a thin custard or wltb whipped cream. Good Sandwiches. A sandwich Is a never falling food and with the great variety from which to choose, one may bav something dif ferent, without re peatlng. Swiss and Span ish Sandwiches Spread thin slices of rye breed with prepared mustard and an equal number of slices wltb mayonnaise dressing; cover half th slice wltb thinly sliced Swiss cheea and tb remaining slices with thin, sliced Spanish , onion ; spread onion wltb a thin layer of mayonnaise. Serv with coffe and allced cold meat at a (tag supper. Ham and Mustard Pickle Sand- wlchet. Finely chop cold boiled hum, using enough to fill on cup, mix wltb one-half cupful of finely chopped mus tard pickle. Moisten with salad dressing. Spread bread wltb horse radish butter, then wltb th ham mix ture, using rye bread. Chaste and Cherry Sandwiches. Mix well lessoned cottag cheese wltb finely minced maraschino cher ries. Spread thin slice of white bread wltb butter, then with th cheese mix ture). These ar especially nice for an afternoon tea. Toasted Chtss Sandwich. Cut whit bread Into one-fourth Inch slices, spread lightly wltb mustard butter and sprinkle with grated cheese, cover with a buttered sllc and press well together. Arrange on a wire broiler and toast a delicat brown on both sides. A Dasssrt Sandwich. -Make a Jelly roll, cut Into slice and serv for des sert with a thin custard poured over th slice. Serve cold. Cheese and Plneappl 8andwlchs. Mash a larg cream cheese, add one fourth of a cupful of cream whipped. Add an equal measure of finely chopped freab or canned pineapple, well drained. Spread thin allce of white bread with mayonnaise, cover half th dices wltb th mlxtur and th other half with lettuce, spread with mayon naise. Put together In pairs, trim off edges and cut Into various shapes. 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