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About The Ione independent. (Ione, Or.) 1916-19?? | View Entire Issue (Nov. 5, 1926)
Girls! Your Health! A Willi Woman CerrlesI with her Joy. Mirth, Animation.! Mr. H. William F.ugrne, Orrgon, "Dr. Pierce's Fav orite 1'reicription did me I world of god mid 1 can highly recommend It at tunic fur young girls or women who ire run down and nervoui, Wlten 1 mi growing into womanhood I wai weak and delicate and suffered from iwligrMinn, I was irregular and back ward in dcvelobinK and suffered a lot from pain and ititreii. My mother gave me Dr. l'ierce'a Favorite Pre scription and it ttrctiittlieiied my nerves, restored me to Rood health and 1 grew into womanhood without any mors trouhle. I think the 'Favorite Prescrip liott' li tlie Rraiidrtt medicine that can Ik given young girls." Mrs. II. W il ium, 151 Lawrence St. diiU, hetllh hriiigi lieauty. Do not fail to take Dr. I'icrcc't Favorite Pre it ri jit ion in liiiiid or tablets. Send 10c to Dr. I'icrce'i ui UulUlo, N. Y, fur trial pkg. Bunkered Hald a medical man: "I was. house auxKi'on in well known aaylum, and one day had aome dirrlrulty In gxttlng telephone number. The operator Raid soimithlng which I did not quite like. I asked, 'Do you know to whom you are talking?' 'No.' came the voice over tlu wire 'hut I know lie re you are!'" Not Wanted The houee vlaltlng paraon some time! gi'ta unexpected rebuffs, A sialoua rural", doing his rounds In large eaatrn city, had hla knock an awered by a little girl of all or eight, who slammed the door in his face with tlie remark: "Mother la suited with a clergyman, thank you!" Out look. Better Flavored Eggs As a result of work done by the Tlrllli.li Iiuik Ilreedera' association the flavor of duck eggs has been grimly Improved, It la aald. The pro cess of breeding out the strong flavor took years, but How eggs are being produced that are just as delicately flavored as those of the ben. No Harm In Moon' Rays There la no barm In letting Hie moon shine on a person who Is asleep. This Is one of the queer superstitions of the world that cannot be explained and the exact origin of which Is not known. Next to Methusalsh From an Kngllab story "No one ever thought of Iidy Hunan as old, although her sixtieth decade loomed ahead In the not very distant future.' Mule Family Has Grown. The bureau of anfmal Industry aays that the first mule bred In this coun try of which it has a record la one bred by (ieorge Washington. The first Jack broUKht to (his country waa pre sented to him by the king of Spain. Stingy. "Is thut tiiun tight? Why, be'i ao tight that whenever you ask him for the time he takes two minutes off of It." Ilrown't Jug. The Mystery of Tims Little Klsle (whispering while grandma doxod) Mamma, did Ood make the world or grandma first? Eat What You Like without fear! Ilurkroot Tonic keeps , your digestive, system active and your body healthy. Portland Mall Carrlsr taysi "Hats tnken Harkroot Tnnle with moat autlnnu'tfiry roaulta aftar a aavare eaao of Infliirnsit laat aprlna, ana find It equally affactive to head off a cold." For Bale by All Druggists ft BBBBBBBBlBlBlBlBVgtSStWaBHBgflJgaBV Nature's' Own Tonic appetizer ABOUT BABY MOLES if 14 OOINO to tell yoo this eve Ai ning," aald daddy, "about the mart baby Mole and the Mole fam ily. "As yoo know, the Moles live un derground. Their borne neat li of leave ana grass and It la. too, under the ground. Prom their bom Best la a long wind ing tunnel which they build through U earth, They must keep the earth oat of the nest, and ao It la poshed upward to Uie surface. Ton can Imagine tb They Have Lived Underground So Much They Can Hardly tee. work It la for thee little creature, ao tiny and yet ao clever. "From the neat there la a special runway by which the Moles ran ee eape If danger suddenly overtake them when they're In their neet. "So that they really have fortresses, too, yon seel "And all tbla la don by little crea ture wbo are almost blind. Tbey hav lived nndergronnd ao much, and ao constantly, that tbey cae hardly see at all. "Some of tbm cannot ae at all. How It Started By Jean Newton "CRUSTY" IF EVER there waa a word which aeeined ao unmltlgatedly and Irre parably alang that It would never be used In polite speech. It I this word "crusty" with th significance of un pleasant or disagreeable manner, aometlmea of an Imposing or "nervy" disposition. Tot uch ar th ways of words w And It fully accredited la Webster's. Attempt bsv been made by soma antiquarians to connect tb origin of "crusty" with "croea," meaning dis agreeable. Uowever,.lt makes a very far fetched and unauthentic history of tha term. This Is one instance, where to go far la to go astrsy, because th tru origin of th expression I ao ob viously befor our eye In th word It self. Webster: "Cranky" manner, or that "thick skinned" typ that 1 "nerv" personified I (Coprrishl.) . O As Told by Irvin S.Cobb FOR THE PATIENT FRANK McINTTRB, th plumpest comedian on thl continent played vaudeville datea ona season. On night after hla turn ha dropped Into a short-order restauraut near the the ater for a bite, before going to bed. Sitting next to him waa a former clr cua acrobat, who did a horlxontal-bar act on the aama bill with McTntyra. The acrobat waa sowing away at th sinewy knee Joint of a fried chick en leg. Though the knife was aharp and ha waa athletic, he tnnd but lit tle headway. II waved hla band toward a bottla of ketchup which atood upon tha coun ter near Mclntyra'a elbow. , "Say, bo," h requested, "pass d liniment, will you? D seagull' got de rheumatism." tCoprrlfht bt the MaNaught (radicate, laa.) O ' Fir$t Air "SUtptr" Th world's first "flying sleeping cars" are In th course of construction at tha works of tha Deutsche Luft hansa, ona of Germany's leading firms ot aircraft manufacturers, lly a pat ented device tha ordinary aeata lu th machines used for daytime flying era convertible Into comfortuhle bertha. Tha machines will be used on long distance route where plana ar being laid to supplement day services with night-Urn air axnraaa. f Mill iBl.ifaa. ay Martha Martin "Tb Moles have pointed nose, which are very stroag, and which help them In their burrowing. Tbey also bava front paws, which, too, are very strong. "But these ar their only tool. Tbey do not hav th help of car penters' tools, but they work only with what they hav themselves. "These Moles I'm telling you ebotit tbla evening ar cousin of th Star Nosed Moles, and ar sometime known aa th Oregon Mole. "Now, there were thre little baby Moles who hsd been born In the early spring. They did not remain belples for long. And In leu than two months tbey bad grown to b almost as big aa their parent and were helping In tb building of tunnel and th plan ning of their bom. Tb Moles, as you know, bolld mounds and they hav tunnel for roadwaya to their nest and also other tunnel which they uae for bunting. "At Bight th Mole come to tb urfae and look for food. Sometlmea they bsv a long tunnel under a fenc, which la used as a general road. "Now, little Moles,' said Mother Mole, 'this Is Mole advlc. "Do not wast your time doing nothing. A Mole would consider that a disgrace. Often I wonder If peopl op on th earth know bow ateadlly th little creatures' under1 th earth ar working. " W. for example, ar working al most all of th time. W do not be lieve In resting. W believe Id work. Ing. " 'We want to build, and w want to look for food. Insect and nlc worm ar what w Ilk. Of course w Uk drinks of water, too. And to be good provider of food we've al waya found we must look for It " W couldn't alt atlll aod bav It com to us. Good earth make a dif ferent-, too, aa in rich sou w caa And mor to eat " Hut I cannot talk to you any mora, I bava given you Mole advlc. And Mole schooling doesn't last long, Little Moles graduate from their cbool very, very soon. " 'Fancy children graduating at two months.' "Ho the smart baby Molea began tb work all Molea must do." tCasrrtshl) 3hcHotelIi opijte J If Futkcrjorv WENT to a fortune teller laat night" announced th Hotel Ste nographer. "She aaya that I will croea water and bava a big surprise and b happily married In two yeare and hav thre children." That'a all tb bunk," scorned tb Hons Detective. "Them people ant ell fakes and tell everybody the things they like to bear." "Sur," agreed th girl happily, "Why laa would I glv her a perfect y gooa aoiiar tnat a man gave me yesterday for algnlng hia name to letter to hi wife and mailing It day after tomorrow Instead of today? I gave her hla dollar because wanted to bear about my good lurk. 8h would hav been an ungrateful woman it an naao't told me some thing nlc. "Of th two classes of people for- tun teller and misfortune teller th first ar ao rare we have to hire peopl to aay nlc thlnga to us. If there wer mor people walking tha highways of life looking for good things to talk about and fewer people crawling th alleys of life looking In th garbage cana to find misfortune to talk about w would not hav to pay Die old ladle to tell our for tunes. But nine-tenth of tha peopl w meet are misfortune teller who aound ilka a bowling radio. "So few people In tha world bav anything to aay to a girl except 'dont' aha la willing to spend a dollar now and then to some person to tell ber about two husbands, lota of money, a few bablea and a European trip. She knows It'a a nlne-to-one shot that none of It will happen, but wa Irtah ar mighty lucky, Kelly, and you never can tell what Old Lady Fata haa up her sleeve besides tha freckles on ber elbow." (Oprrtgat br tha McNaught eradicate, Us.) -0 ten A PINCH OF THIS y DOUQLAI MALLOCH WUII4 Mother uaad to mil a dough Or make a battar, Ion as o Whan I waa only table blab, uaed to Ilka )uit etandlna y Aad watching bar; tor all the while Sbe'd sua a little, mart smile, And talk to ma and tall me what Well, things I never have forgot. 'd aak her how te make a cake. Wall, Bret," sha'd say, "aoma sugar take. Seme butter, and an eag or two, Some flour and milk, you alwara do, And than put In, te make It good," (Thta part I nevsr understood And often uaad to wonder at), A pinch of tbla, a pi nob. of that" And than ahe'd aay, "My little eon. When you grew up, whan childhood s dona. And Mother, mar be, (ar away, Thea Juat ramtmbtr what I aay: Yot lift a a whole lot like a case, Taa, Itfe'a a thing you have to make Much Ilka a cake, or pie, ot braaa, You'll And, my eoa," my Mother aald. did not undaratand her than, But now her werda oomt back again. Bafore air eyaa the peat appaara, A life of laughttr and of taara. And both the bitter and the awaat Have made that Ufa of mine complete, The thtnae I have, the thlng-e I rnlee A poach of that, a pinch of thla. At ftret I thought of flour alone I'd make my Ufa, that waaith I'd own And sever care about the reat. But thlnga I loat that I poearaaed. And thlnga poeeeaaed, whan life grew aaa. I never knew bsfora t bad; , In sorrow something would occur Like wall. Ilka memoriae of bar. And aow t think t know tha way To maka a Ufa: As ahe would aay, Put la the wealth te earve your needa, But don't laava out tha lovaly deeda. Put In treat thlnga you maan to do, But don't laava out the good, tha true, Put In, whatever you are at, A pinch of thla, a pinch of that. hv McClsre Mtwimpar Syndicate.) O CTHE WHY of SUPERSTITIONS y H. IIVINQ KINQ THE FLIGHT OF A CROW IF TOO ae a solitary crow In flight It la a sign that you will soon take a journey. Tha length of the Jour ney will be long or short according to th length of tba crow's flight This superstition la found In many parts of the country and la merely a sur vival "ausplcatlon," to coin a word, or "ausplclum" to as th Latin noun th science of divination by the flight of birds ao popular among the old Romsns. It Is a crude, laymsn's sort of "sus plcntion"; the Romsns erected the art Into a complicated mystery which bad Ita beginnings, probably. In just such a simple and obvious matter as this divining of tha length of a journey by the length of a crow's flight. The aclence waa entrusted to a blgh priestly cast, tba auspices, and the auspeg divined not only by the flight of birds but by their cries, their en trails, etc. This old magical cult of divination of tha Romsns linger not ouly In our superstitions but In our language In such words aa "auipl dona" and "auspices." That the crow la designated as the bird of divina tion In the superstition onuVr consid eration la natural; for th crow and tha raven ar of tb same genua, ao nearly related a to be on for prac tical and superstitious purposes and tha raven In all mythologlea Is a mjs tle creature and haa been viewed with euperstltloui aw from time Imme morial. iSS ay MaClare Ntwvpaear Syndicate.) O THE YOUNG LADY ACROSS THE WAY Tb young lady across tbe way ssyi something must be don to stop all thla speeding and she favors pausing another law providing that th tralllc law must be obeyed. tC r MeClara Wwpaw eradicate.) Htlpful Information A policeman, accosting a little girl wbo appeared to be lost, aaked her name and wher she lived. Very earn estly th little mis replied, 'I'm a p'ecloua sugar lump, and 1 live with mamma and daddy." PHRTI AWn vIV 1 J-iiAl lJL and Salmon 11th Pres. I. M. Walker ALL WORK GUARANTEED Dundee Auto Repair & Machine Works Th Oldest and Beat Equipped Repair Plant In Oregon F.nat Water and Balrnon Bte , Portland, Oregm Kast SUM CYLINDER GRINDING CRANK aMAFT GRINDING GEN. OVERHAULING DROP FOLKS I IRELAND'S SANDWICH SHOP 'Whereto Eat Bos Lonchaa to take out 2.1c and 3Sc I, Trot' THEME'S A DIFFERENCE IS a 1 IKUl I2S Math Strati PORTLAND, or MS Warfilnatim Street. ? L Cafeteria Birda and Oaees Experiments hara shown that birds are much leas affected by poisonous gases than man. Sparrows and do mestic pigeons resisted mustard gas and several other war gases, ahowlng little sign of distress. In quantities that would have killed soldiers, -and another weapon against such pests as tha sparrows bas prored worthless. A Thoussnd Yeare Hence An English scientist aaya that In 1,000 years the world will be ao dense ly populated that there will , hardly be alanding room. It would aeem, however that the English hara enough to worry about already without fig uring on conditions a thousand years hence. Louisville Courier-Journal. Chinese Rheumatic "Cure" "The Moxa" I a cure for rheu matism. It originated with th Chi nese. Small cones of a natlv cotton wool are 'placed on tba akin and are then United. Those of tba Japanese who cling to the older methods of re lieving rheumatic ailment atlll resort t this searing of tb akin. , John Bmrth, Sea Writer What la believed to bav been the first known book on seamanship and nautical practices waa published In 1628 by CapL John Smith, tb histo rian of Virginia and bero in the now famous Pocahontas story. Many of the tacts therein laid out are applica ble and fundamental today. Foolish Spelling Advocates of simplified spelling aay scornfully that because of tb various arbitrary spellings for sounds uaed In the English language there are 613, ST5 waya in which tbe word "foolish'' might be spelled. Well, aometlmea we think the human race needs all of them. Philadelphia Record. Pineapple Topa Next time you hav a pineapple take the top and put It In a pint jar filled with water. When It roots transfer It Into a quart jar and set ! It In a jardiniere or fancy flower pot. You will soon bav a pretty plant that ; resembles a palm. I Solar 8ystem Movement. The solar system Is moving with a velocity ot about 12 miles a second to ward a point In tha constellation Hercules, whose approximate right aa cension la 270 degreea and declination 31 degreea north. . Chlneee Wall Btanda First The Great Wall ot China la tbe greatest barrier built by man and ex tends for about 1,500 miles In the north ot Chfna proper, ot which It partly formed the boundary. A Sporty Car Ad In Denver Post "Refined, rather attractive, fun-loving, forty-year-old widow, atlll with young Ideas, would Ilka to meet gentleman with car ot like Inclinations." Coston Transcript. Can't Be Bought About the only thing you can't buy on the installment plan nowadaya Is character. Worcester Oaaette. Still Fighting Engineers aay the age of windmills Is past, but there are aa many people fighting 'em aa ever. WE BUY Hides, Pelts, Wool, Mohair, Tallow, Cascara Bark Horse Hair. Sand aa four ahlpmanta. Wa auUI roe ehaak the buds day wa face! aooaa. 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