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About The Ione independent. (Ione, Or.) 1916-19?? | View Entire Issue (Jan. 27, 1926)
MMMMMMM MMMMMMt4MMMMMMMMMM ' & F VDU have never been tc M-V"a'-. v'v California It should be the ;V'evv i 5V' V. V ' YOU have never be n to iitifornia it should be the ettVrt of your life to go. F.epr ewntatives of the .. J. vA.Ml'M Witt ! Hit furni-h v Ml ilhutreteil hooklrta oiulns ?'S'l.- 1 !l ' i "j 1 1 tH complete information about thii hind where the aun shines most of the time and where you can enjoy out-of-door life all the time. Convenient train connection either via Portland or Salt Lake City at very reasonable round trip fares. Let u help you plan your Itinerary, quote you fares, and make all your arrangements. . II'. Ilonk Aptlt. IONE OREGON HHUMUHUHmMHIimmHIIHM HH Coming to The Dalles and Pendleton Dr. Mellenthin Specialist In Internal Medicine for the pant twelve j-ctira DOES NOT OPERATE Will be in the Dalles on Sat urday Feb. 6, at the Dalles Hotel. Office Hours, 10.00 A.M. to 4:00 P. M. ONE DAY ONLY No Charge for Consultation Dr. Mellethln lit a regular grail u ate In medicine nml aurgvry nud 1 licenned by the etate ol Oregon. II e doe not operate for clironlc apH-n-dlcltbi, gall stonea, ulcer of stom ach, totiMili or adenoida. He him to hi credit wonderful re aulU In dlaenNea of the noiiiucIi. liver bowel, blood, kUIu, nerve, heart alduey. bliidder, bed wetting, cat arrh, w-ik Iuii-i. rhuiuatiHin, m-ln-lea. rg ulcern ami rectal ailment. Below are the name of a few o" hUiu tny a.Uief iel patients in lire. Unite J. .vlplu. urauu U'uxh. tiervt trouble. Mr Otto Will. Jefferson, vurioiie ulcer, let;. M. I. t'hri-tl.iti tin, Albany, bladder tr.iubl.-. lire II. A. liwau, C'o'iulll , Ht.i:i.i. li tr ii ble. Hubert iitsiiiml. .Nci.rii, r t in acti troJlile. John otli. Alii ti.v, ail nii.'U uud toll. Mra. M. I 1ho:i I'ortlaud, apiietiillcltlH. KeiiiemlHT the above date, tin' conitultatli n on thl trip will be frn and that hi terntnotit ifdil.inii. Married women must lieuec nitpaii led by tl.elr hunli i - AddreH: I'll lirudbury llldrf., I.ok uugelei, 1,'itlllor i i. Notice To Creditors. In the County Court of the State of Oregon, for Morrow County. In The Matter Cf The Estate Of Frankiln F. Ross, Deceased. The utiilerlK'ied having been ap pointed by the I'otmty Court of the State of Orejron, for Frank I In P. Hon, deceaaed, to present them duly verified a required by law, within alx month after the flrxt publica tion of thin notice to me at my law office In the City of lone, Oregon. F. II. ItobliiHon. Admlnliitrator of the-rotate ot Franklin P. Koa, dee-Mined. Dated January 211, JiCX Date of firwt publication Jan. '29. I'm to of lum publication Feb. 2'l. Just M SrifilJ BUT THEY NEVER DO That'g 77u Hammond I can read my wife like hook. Hnllett I'll bet you can't abut ber up ai eaully. Good Hardware. NOT HEAVY "We wouldn't tinve much tmuhle pavlnit your miliiry, parson. If" be gan the deacon, who then punned to look around at the crowd who had come In for the thunh nipper. "If what?" Inquired the parvna. "If." continued the deucrni. "folks were as willing to five until It hurt as they are to cat until it doeV Cincinnati Enquirer. AND THE GRANGE The benefit the farmer receiv es from the G ranee depends up on the farmer and the interest he hus in the Grange, If he is not member, of course he does not have the opportunity of the so cial and educational intercourse thot the members enjoy. Bui neverthless he receives benefits, which he semetimes fails to real ize were secured for him through the efforts of the Grange. For instance when he gets his mail from the tural mail box each day, he uVs not tealsze that the Grange fought his batte in Con gress, for abtut thirty years, to secure its si vice. He does not re aiize that the Grange endorseu and worked for Postal Saving Banks, Parcel Post Pure Fooo Laws Federal Farm Loan System Better Highways. Conservation of National Resources Building Panama Canal, Direct Elecrion of United States Senators by the people , tor Income Tax Laws, both Federal and State, to help relieve the burden .of taxation now bearing so heavily on the property owners Few of the farm ers know that the Grange ha& helped secure these and hundred of other benefits that he now en joj'f. George A, Palmitea Master Oregon State Grang. YOU MY WIN $1,500 f .on tr 4M i mitt thi m tl wvj out of th If ttcrt conutnc J in ilt orj M TOILET NfcCLS SlllfcS." A tout of Ji.ooo IS CASH prtict will & wir.lt -1 to comptiiort to thlt OK1UT WO-Blll.OISU CONTEST Sni u-v tor circatir nl rait. A4Jrt A Good Time To Subscribe for the Inde pendent is --NOW- Cott of Convtrtation W'r ofltn told that talk la chp; Yt much tfrpnla on whtthcr Eiprni account! don't ct toe dp When atatMinia talk toother. Rath Fellow Policeman Ton aay your basbaad died from the effect! of eating : cake you baked for him? Thafi mor- der, ma'am ynu muat com aloni. I Widow No, It waa aulrlda. Hi knew that I baked the cake. Among the Sausages Expert Opinion Near SIkIiIoiI Old Ludy (at hiitih- The prbtnner looked at the ltttla er') la that Die head cheese over apectarled Judge with a profemlonal I here? eye; then aullfed contemptuously: Clerk I ahould my nut the box The tlilnxa are aent to try ua," la out. he obaerred phltoiophlcaUy. Oil-Cookstove Work Tvpx--is "City EasyM and Cool! UM "llrown wax fined aeveral hundred dollar for giving a (Irl the once over while on the street In bin car." Tretty beavy penalty, don't you think r "Not for running a girl doun, no." Profit Without Honor "Juat put thl In," aatd Donnar, Who a a cldvar knrt of K'nt; "That a profit a without honor If It'a ovar 10 par cant." Poor Results "Uow'i cropi, SIT "Applet li inoall thU year, with worm bolet blgger'B your flit la 'em." Hall's Catarrh Medicine ThoM who ar In a "run-dnwn" aondl tlon will notlr that Catarrh bother a tlwm much mor than when thay ar In od health. Thla fact provea that while Catarrh la a loral dlaeaae, It la rreatly 4iruetice4 by conetltutlnnal rondltlona. HAI.IH CATAHItlf MKDKINH la a Combined Treatment, both lornl and In ternal, and haa been ailTeaeful In tha treatment of Catarrh for over forty year), Bold by all dmgirlata. F. J. Cheney Co., ToleV. Ohio. it:: Cf l FORKING with a good IJoil cookMove it cool work and a snap no fires to tend, nothing but a match to light, a wick to turn and you're done! Noisclas, simple, taft! By using a good oil cookstove you . make your kitchen-work ai simple and "city easy" u il ihouU he! And when your dealer recommends Pearl Oil as the test kerosene to use he's right! Pearl Oil is specially refined and re-refnej so it bums (leant And (il won't con-ode metal no oily smell nothing but bright heat-producing flame. "Kerosene or Loal Oil" may mean any kind of kerosene so insist on pure, clean-burning "Pearl Oil" ask for it by name STANDARD OIL COMPANY PEARL OIL (KEROSENE) g3 N f(W HEAT and . LIGHT j i 1 i 1 I NEED FOR SILENCE The, weary tllner called tho waiter to him and aald: "It la generally con sldered Improper to speak dtarewpect fully of one's eldorsr 1 The waiter looked punilrd, "So they aay, sir," he returned. "Ah," aald the diner, "then I must repreaa my feelings and be silent ahnut thla egg you have Just brought me.'' Reputation Disrespected Kmanuel Jackxon, a mule tender, appeared one morning on crutches. "La way 1" exclaimed a friend. "Ah, thought yo' waa one o' de bet' mule han'lers In de business," "So Ah lit," ifflruied Emanuel proud ly, "hut we done got a inula In dla mornln' dat dltlnt know mah repplta tlun." Everybody's Magaslna, Breakfast Didn't Worry "You don't mean to tell Die you mar ried Klsle SpeuderT 'But I do I mean I did," replied tha optimistic brldgegroora. "Why, your salary wont even buy. her hreakfaatl" 'Hat Hal" laughed the optimist "That's where I've got you. Klata wou't get up for breakfast I" How She Knew A girt met aa artist friend in tha street one day. 'I hear you am giving vp year studio," she aald. "Oh I" he exclaimed, "that's newt to me. Who tojd your 'Tour landlord." MOST EXPENSIVE PARTS Friend What barta of the counter have you found to moat expensive? Discouraged Motorist The automo bile parts. DEAL IN FUTURES Tonng Wltklna, who was of eery lim ited means, presented the minister, after the wedding ceremony, with a couple of frayed bank notes and soma loose change, saying: "I'm sorry, par on. but this Is all I've got" Then, observing the faint look of dUappolntinent which the poor par son was nnable to restrain, ho added haitUy: "Hut, if we have any chil dren, we will send them to your Sun day school." Country Gentleman. Onward and Upward Representative Tlmberlako aald la a T. M. C. 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I; ' MtMM'MMHIMMMMM MIHMMHMM He I was op with neuralgia laat night. bho Cosh, I'm Jealous I Not At AH The world Is so fui of A number of things It Isn't surprising That money has wings. No Expert "Dan, whnt's a heifer Is It a plf or Is It a sheep?" anked two sailor. Dan paused reflectively. Then be said: "To tell you the truth, mates, I don't know much shout poultry."- Progressiva Grocer. The Very Idea Old Gentleman (to old apple worn-, an) No, no, my good woman very nice, but ynu mustn't tempt me. The Lady Oo's a-temptlng yerT D'yer think thl Is the Garden of Eden? Humorist, London. Jjow fire lojitfer-' fJiai io fhe hot ciiiHwji- ( I HE HOT AIR DRAFT and tha HOT BLAST PRINCIP1 n exclusive patented feature of tvery LAI IG nrnfce manufactured. 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