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1 WELL-MERITED SUCCESS A distinguished cltlten, honored politically and professionally, Dr. R. V. Tiorre, whom picture appears abovs, made success fuw have equalled. Ill pure horliul remedies which bava stood th teat fur fifty yean are itll among the "best sailers." Dr. Pierce's Ooldon Medical Discovery 1 a blood medicine and stomach alterative. It cloara the akla, beautifies It, Increases the blood supply and tin circulation, and pimples and eruptloua vanish quickly. Ileauty la but akin deep and good blood la be aealh both. Fur your blood to ba good, your stomach must ba In condition, your liver active. Tbli Discovery ot lkKtor riurre'a pula you In fine condi tion, with all the oriana active, Aak your nearest druggist for Doctor Pierre's Golden Medical Discovery, In lablut or liquid form, or lend 10 rente for trial package of tablets to Dr. Pierce's Invallde llutel la Buffalo, N. Y. Hamilton Grange Saved. New York. Hamilton Cranio, once the honia of Alexander Hamilton, la to be preserved aa one of Now York rlty'a famoua landmarka. The fata of the old mansion waa derided Monday, when title to the property waa given to the American Bcenlo and Historic Preservation aorlety through tha gen enmity of an anonymoua donor. Tha grange waa built In 1S01. Al moat every famoua peraon of llamil- tun'a limn waa aheltered under the hoepltahln roof of the grange at Ita orlglual location, and It waa the arene of many brilliant aorlal eventa. Tall the Boia About It. Mark Twain aald about tha weather "Everybody talka about It, but nobody iloea anything about It." Talking won't bring Industry back to normal, but good management, atralght think leg and bard working by everybody will. ' If you know any way to help, tell the bona. Tba Night Watchman. It Can't Be Done, One of the pusslea of modern timea la wtiyathn world hae made auch great progreaa In the physical and technical realm and ao lllllo In Industrial Tela tlona. The reason la that we have been trying to aolve human problem by physical ant can't be done. a John Kaata. John Keats (who. Instead, of being the dalnly and sensitive dreamer of popular Imagination, waa a two-fisted arrapper ho knew tha tbang of ale) once covered his tongue and throat with cayenne pepper, In order to en joy "the delicious coolness of claret In all Ha glory." ' Half Knowledge. I am not one of those who believe I hut a bait-knowledge of a aubject la uncloss. but It has been my expert enca that when fellow has that hair knowledge he' flnda It'a tha other half which would really come In handy Illinois Central Mugatlne. Hla Handicap. Pilot (prepnrlng for sky-writing) Don't strap the helmet too tightly un der (he chin, I can t write unless 1 can put my tonguo out! Passing Show (London). England's Oldaat Toll Gate. ' . Knaland'a oldest remaining tollcale la clultned to bo on the road Between Witney and Oxford; by the gate stand notice board, dullng from the time of Charles II, Real Satisfaction. Don't whine It life pitches you some mean twisters. Hooner or later your chance will como and, when It does, put all your brnln and brawn Into your awing. There's no entlsfactlon to real jnun like a scoro woll earned. To Prevent Aeoldenta. Mont accidents are not necessary. Isn't luck which Dreventi thom. b Just being caroful. Koop your mind on the Job and don't lcMt wander off on whnt you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. You Want a Good Position arr watt Ttks Ids AMovntanrr suit BlnM atanasaaMUk, Print Macratarlal, Calculator Ouarunnator, Hlanoirapkla, Paumauahip, r Goauaarclal Taachars' Count si Behnke-Walker Tha forma Ml Basin Collar ef th Northworl ' n ana wan mora Anrurir, Awtnil ana wan ny oiner soiuhm in Amnnta, for mar Nuomw Catalog. Fourth HlrMt Morrlnnn. Portland. Or. Ins M. Walkat, Band Pra. P. N. U. No, 49, 1924 IN THE . QUARANTINE STATION By FRANK P. JONES &, lilt, WMitra Mwpar Ual.) 10UN SICIIEX, Cnlted States con ul at Maasdorf, looked up from hla desk, aa his secretary entered, with patient mil that a consul acqulree after having served aeveral Months In foreign city. Especially If It be a aeaport city doea consul seed patience, for be li daily beset by distressed American sailors, ladles with social bees, dissatisfied politicians touring the country and demanding Justice upon those who have affronted them, under threat of making a com plaint to Washington, and but every one who has ever experienced the Joys of being a consul knows all about It. "A lady to aee you, Mr. Blcbtl," said the secretary, "Uhe Is very touch agi tated." "Is she a a young ladyT queried the consul. "Young, sir, and very beautiful." "Well, let her come In," sighed Mr. Blchel. As Doris Gray entered bla office even Mr. Blchel's jaded soul was stimulat ed Into admiration. She was young perhaps twenty-four or five; beauti ful, pathetic and agitated. Mr. Blchel could not forbear apaara of regret when be aaw the word Mrs. upon ber card. "Be seated, madam. What can I do for yeuT be asked. "I've lost my husband. exclaimed Doris, bursting Into uncontrollable eobe. "Oh, wed, be can't have gone very far," aald the consul "When did yon lose htmr , "Oh. yon don't understand." cried the girl "I'll have to tell you. Il l this way: "John and I were married In Balti more laat month and came to Europe for our honeymoon. We've rlslted Italy and Bwltxerland and were on our way borne through Holland, as we wanted to aee the great exposition at Msssdorf. We came straight from Zurich and rpgssed rooms on the third floor of the Hotel American, because we liked the name, though there Isnt an American In the place. We dressed for dinner and went downstairs, and John bad one of bla headaches and aaked the clerk where be could buy some powders. The clerk told bin there waa a drug store on the corner, and John went out and never came back." "Did yog aak at the drug store r In quired the consul "I did, and they were positive that be bad never entered the place. Bo then I rushed back to the hotel and begged the clerk to call the police, and what do yon think T He actually told me that I waa under a delusion. Ha aald I bad registered alone and showed me the register. There wss my name, Mrs. Gray, and no sign of John'a, and I aaw him write bla above as plain as anything. So then I thought I must be going craxy and I ran up to the third Boor and aaked the maid for my husband. 8 lie atared at me In aston ishment. " Hut madame baa no husband I' ahe aald, shrugging ber shoulders. 'At least, be did not accompany madame.' "I ran Into the apartment John bad left bis grip on the floor and strewn bla clothre all about the room and there waa everything nicely put away and not a algn of John's baggage any where. "I think I mast have made a scene, because I found myself In the corridor, surrounded by a lot of women attend' ants, and one of them was trying to quiet me. ' " "Madame ba" a touch of gun,' sug gested the housekeeper. " 1 want my husband and I'm going to have blmt' I screamed, and then I fell unconscious. They must have dragged me to keep me quiet, for I awoke at eight o'clock this morning In the apartment with a splitting head' ache. At Brat I thought It was I dream, but there was no sign of John. I was just growing frantic again when the housekeeper entered and an nounced that the chief of police would like to eee me. "I dreased and' hurried down. Da, too, was convinced that John was an lllualon, and ao was the hotel proprie tor. Tben I told them that I waa go ing right round to see you, and they began to look scared, and tried to calm me. But I told them I was an American and dared them to lay finger on me, and I hurried away while they were still talking and gesticulat ing end here I am. Now where la JohnT The consul looked flabbergasted. How could he yoduee John ao un ceremoniously T He shot a fleeting glance at bis visitor. "My deer lady," be began, In sooth Ing, consular tonea. "Oh, I know what yon are going to aay," ahe cried. "Ion are going to tell me that John Is a dream, Just as they did, and that I am not even mar ried. But I have evidence. Look I" And, pulling off her glove, she showed a wedding ring upon t very pretty finger. "I didn't doubt" began the consul weakly. "And look!" continued Mrs. Gray, and, opsnlng ber reticule, she pulled out most convincing proof of John In the shape of a rank and well- colored meerschaum pipe, with a gold band, on which was engraired, "From "Now do you doubt nir she con tinued. No," said the consul briskly. "A questllon or two. You are sure that you went back to the right hotel r "Of course I am," crlvd the girl in dignantly. "That's what the police told me, They wsnted ue to Inquire at every hotel In the city. I am ab solutely certain why, didn't I find John'a pipe under the table, where It bad rolled, and thsjbieves didn't no tice It when they removed bis things. Ob, can't you help me? He has been kidnaped, perbapa murdered, and I am alone'' The tears came Into ber eyes again. "Now, now; Mrs. Orsy," said the consul soothingly, "pray don't dlatreas yourself. 1 am going to probe this mystery to the bottom, I" He broke off aa the aounda of vio lent atruggle came from the adjacent room, and moment later the little clerk appeared at the door. Mr. SIcbell Help I" be shouted. "There Is craxed aasassln wauls to enter" Ue disappeared suddenly, and tha sound of the atruggle was renewed. An Instant afterward the door buret open and there appeared a wild look ing figure attired In a silk bat and a pair of pajamas, to which latter the clerk clung desperately. With a cry of rapture Dorla Oray ran to the apparition and, laying ber head upon Its shoulder, sobbed from Joy. . 'John! Oh, John, It's you " she wept "It's all right Monsieur Jean. Yon can go now," aald the consul to his secretary. "Perhaps I can offer you a suit of clothes," be continued to Mr. Oray. "Thanks I Thanks I" panted the ap parition. "I bad an overcoat took It from the jailer but I lost It en route here. I knew they wouldn't dare to follow me Inside this office, over which floats the American flag." "John I What happened T "Why," aald John, more calmly, "I hadn't got aa far aa tha drug store before two men came up behind me, pushed me Inside, gagged me, tied me, opened the door again, and pushed me Into n cab that wag waiting. It was all done so quickly that nobody aaw anything except the drug store clerk. Then they put me down at the door of sort of big, Jail, whisked me Inside, and flung me Into private bedroom with barred windows. I lay there all night except when the doctor came to feel my pulse. He tried to take my temperature, too, but I broke the ther mometer, in the morning I looked out' and the first thing I saw was the Stars and Btripea floating from this building. I kpew where I waa then, so when the Jailer, or whoever he waa, came In, I got him Into a comer, knocked him down, took bla overcoat they'd taken all my clothes away and made for the door. Luckily It was. unlocked, and so, after knocking down a couple of watchmen I reached you." "Can auch things be In a civilised country!" exclaimed Dorla. "Mr. SIcbeL yon must cable to Washington at once. Yon muat present an ultima tum to the Dutch government for Mr. Gray's clothes and cane. AU In the conspiracy; drag clerk, police, hotel- keeper, clerk, matron, housekeeper, maids what does It mean? la this a, nation of lunatic r The consul clapped his band to bis forehead. "I have It I" ha exclaimed delighted ly, "Yon came from Zurich Your baggage waa labeled Zurich T "Yea. Well r "Wasn't there cholera at Zurich whan yon leftT" That's why we left In a harry. But-' "This Is the exposition year. A caae of cholera In Maasdorf would ruin he show cost hundreds of thousands of dollara. You complained of a bead ache, Mr. Gray. The Dutch are a com mercial nation. Don't yon sear "You mean they fixed all that be tween tbera while Mr. Gray waa being kidnaped V Inquired the girl "Not kidnaped." said the consul "Why, that was only the quarantine Station for thla district No doubt the doctors know by now that Mr. Gray hasn't the cholera. Now It yog take my advice" "A package for a Mr. Gray, air," aald the clerk, entering, and Mrs. Gray opened It "John I" aha exclaimed. "Tour suit Your hat Your shirt and collar, fresh from tha laundry. Your ahoes pol ished I And what's thlsr she contin ued, holding up a glittering bauble. "Why, that" said Mr. Blchel, "that's tha Order of tha Blue Eagle, first class, given only to Holland's most distinguished men." "They must have telegraphed to Tha Hague.!" aald Doris Oray In awe. "Ah, well, the Dutch get In aome quick work sometimes," said Mr, Blchel "Yon may dress In here, Mr, Gray. Good luck to yon both. No, I'd let tha matter drop and go back to your hotel. Monsieur Jean I" "A gentleman's waiting to sea you, sir. Ue says be Ig a college friend of yours and baa been robbed" . "Ah I Tell htm I've Just gone out of town for a month," aald the consul "And say, Monaleur Jeant I'm not seeing any mora ladles this morning unless Oh, well send them all In. It's part of tha day's job." Stcond Growth Timbtr Sold Sweden, alnca tha war, bas been cut ting and selling second growth tim ber. Western Europe Is ber biggest customer, buying mora than B.000,000,- 000 feet annually from northern and eastern Europe. Sweden is also sell ing second growth timber to Africa STATE NEWS IN- BRIEF. ! fTfff? W WW Iff? www www www Nvwport. At the last meotlng of the Newport city council It was du cldttd to contlnuo the street Improva munts that huvo been progressively carried on in this city the last ten months. llend. Tbo Aune barn, relic of the early days of the present century, when llend was a stage terminal, with Hhanlko the nearest railroad, Is to be raxed. The old barn In recent years has been encircled by modern office structures. I Garibaldi. The Garlhuldl water dis trict system Is being Installed. II. C. Hey d II of Portlund, who obtained the contract for labor only at $12,679.70, has arrived with men and equipment a:id alerted work. Salem. ft. C. Reese of Tralrle City. Or., has filed with the state engineer an application covering appropriation of water from Strawberry creek and Onion creek for the development of 1278.6 thoorullcul horsepower In Grant county, at an estimated cost of $80,- 000. Salem. In making up bla official election proclamation Saturday the secretary of atate discovered In the official returns from Lane county an error that reduced the- majority In favor of the repeal of the state In come tax law from H.0S3 to 12.744 votes. Salem. County Clerk Boyer, at the next convention of the county clerks of the atate, to be held In Portland December IS, will present a resolution providing that unregistered voters shall obtain x freeholders before they will be allowed to awear in their ballots. Two freeholders are required under existing law. Albany. Three unmasked bandits Saturday at noon held up the bank at Hhedd, 14 miles south-of Albany on the t'sclflc highway, and made away with I3S9.S5. All three were recaptured, one by one, within two hours and a half after the robbery, but they de clared a fourth robber had made his escape with the loot. Salem. There were three fatalities In Oregon due to Industrial accidenta during the week ending November tt. according to a report prepared here ay l ie atate Industrial accident com mission. The victims were Frederick Stover. Salem, wood hauler; Mra. Frank. !stman, Med ford, canner, and Dale A. Perry, St. Helens policeman Pendle' on. Poultry growing on a scale sul.'lclently large to produce enough egi s to serve the needs of the Institution will be launched thia tall at the atate hospital here, according to Dr. W. D. McNary, superintendent J. Kline Montgomery, for two years assistant poultry man at the atate hospital at Salein, will be in charge of the plant here. Canby. B. F. IClng, a farmer living up Ine Molulla river aome distance from Canby, waa In town Saturday to tell how good fortune had provided his Thanksgiving dinner. Sitting by the front wtudow In his mountain home, he aald, a big wild goose drop ped at the front door alep. The bird had been ahot by some hunter snd the wing wss broken. Albany. Five horses were lost in an attempt of Charles Huston, stockman of the Prlnevllle country, to drive Si horses over the South Santlam pass In the Cascade mountalna. Five anl mala broke through the crust over the snow and It waa necessary to shoot them. Mr. Huston returned to Albany with the remainder of the horses and shipped them from here. Salem. The population of Salem, exclusive of the state institutions, bas increased approximately 2000 during the past year, according to the govern ment census snnounced recently. Since 1920 the population has Increased 4402 or approximately t per cent. This census doea not Include more than S000 persons now enrolled at the var lous stale Institutions located In thi city. Klamath Fulls. Purchase of 2800 acres of pfhe timber in Klamath coun ty by R. K. Gilchrist, wealthy lumber man of Aliens, Mich., was announced here Saturday. The purchaae price waa given at 153.000 In papera drawn up fnr filing thla afternoon. The tim ber acreage was obtained from the Chinook Timber company of Mmnea polls, which bought It, aa an Invest ment 25 yoars ago. Mood River. Numerous small wag ers changed hands In Hood Klver Sun day -when Major Carroll M. Hurlburt drove the first automobile from the Oregon to the Washington bank ol 'the Columbia over the new Hood River-White Salmon Interstate bridge, Progress of crews of the Gilpin Con atructlon company that built the great span has created more Interest here than any undertaking of recent yeara and during the past month speculation as to w'hen the brldgo would be open for truffle: waa rife. PARTI AMTl OFFERS A MARKET Vl 1 IllJLFOR YOUR PRODUCE Page & Son Turknys W1?resh Eggs Portland, uregon " gMallory Select Residential & Transient Itt aa4 TaakUI, ForUantf. Onem. Modern Fireproof American Plan RATES MODERATE MAID O'CLOVER' BUTTER ICE CREAM MUTUAL CREAMERY. CO., Portland. Cedar Chests VlTOe PeUy. LsrrabM UU.VO way Portland. INFORMATION . DEPARTMENT PLZATINO SPICIAL Cut, stani, ham and maehlna (.Imt nklrta ra- for band $1.00 llftr.tit, M'j. pi.otlriff and lurking. SASTSRN NOVELTY M0. CO. Mitn Btraal portlno,pra. CUT FLOWS KB a FLORAL Rf HONS Clark Bros., Floriata, :iJ Morrlaop at. MOLER BARBER COLLEGE Taat-haa trad In S waaka. Bom 97 arhtl laarntnf. Poaltlona aaeiirad. Writ (or cataliiia. tI4 Uurnaid gtraat. Port land, Oii-an- PLEATINQ. HEMSTITCHING Button. Keolloptot. Faari Pieot Erffa, Wlda HpmilitrMng. ImLrutdarr, ilatto Hwla. Ail Ufa fuaranlMa. Smith Ptcattnf and Button Works jltlMtaa BUIa-. Portland. Ora. DR. MARIE D. IQUI Win Mi and ('kllarna PflTMCTt S4 Lafarrtta Bldf SCH1FO!! RVOER PRINTING CO. Fratur Prlolliia for La tt Third Htraat Portia nd.Ortoo Your "TEETH SLEEP" WMI W Work Our RcDUtntlon la our araviat aaL Dr. Keana. IMVWaahlncton at., Portland wnoTnwi a tirvrri 5' il Yo" wul " Hmm u 1 Saw sss Castra bats) Inks. Eioariant Cafa. Spatial WnaklT Kala. HulMrvtaall Train. Ilth and Stark. ATTF. VTIOX I.ADIER IS jaar aama ot. Hamurr baaatr parlor: at In yarn n: wa aaakr all kind af hair pinraa ant af eotabtnra; I irm witrk. Socj i mama II in: a tna S3. "u U aooraa af Uautf raltara, tilt. 4u0 liakuai building, Portland. Orrfoa. CorneEus hit rtaht kr rooka waa know. SPECIAL Ua ranrnaon anraad sail that eaaaot ba airallod. Park Straat balwaaa Waakinctaa and Aidar. Portland Cafeteria YOU WANT A SHOW? Wi Ul finisl I Orvhaattaa. Sinaara. Danenr. Comadlana. kUjrl riatia. lhrrur for Horoa Talant Manuarnnta. at K HAM A.MI Sr.Mr T LO, Hlppulroaai state. ronton, unnjua. laMpaana mala sunk CLEANING AND DYEING an "laa, for paunnal Oaanin and Dya rlfmlei h oarvlo an parcal a. ..!jti WMlti poaoaa. Inforav Kr "Tt Q auoa aa tV ENKraOTTDTO WORE. Eatnbliahad IMC). Portland. Or Portland l BilM twit. pif.:j rUIR STORE Haia 0M Toupees Wigi AU ku dtof Hair and Baautr work br atparta. Waat Park Hannaout Co.. Waan. at. aaar DRUGS BY MAIL Lett MtvJ jrou ysjtjr DrUfB kv eT 8pciaal srvtoe? gvrtn mii orAtrv LAUK-UAVU DRL'C COMPART Ttom Kxperttv in TWH 8t. FcvtUnsl, Of Venus de Milo Never Had Arms, Says Dr. Edde I'arls. It may be some consolation to art lovers throughout the world. who bnr wondered la what position were the missing arms ot the famous Venus de Mllo statu la the Louvre, to tk-irn that even the ancients them flvrs were perplex!.' on this point. tK-tor Edde, a French physician. has Just nirde known that during a recent visit to Kgypt he came Into possession of a email bronze statuette "The Pottery City" American citioa in great number get their nicknames from tbelr principal industries. Trenton is "The Tottery City"; Troy. "The Collar City"; Kail River, "The Cotton City"; Akron, "The Tire City"; Hollywood. "The Moxle City"; ratterson. "The Silk City"; Wa- terbury, "The Braaa (Jlty," and Dan bury, 'The Hat City." Honeaty. As soon aa nian'a eyes sre opened to the fact that honesty In thinking and acting paya the highest rewards to heart and soul and body, that hon esty is the top-root ot alt efficiency, and that no efficiency Is possible with out a tearless desire for an honest meanure ot values In all things, we shall start on a now era In our land. Threate. I consider it a mark of great pru dence In a man to abstain from threats or any contemptuous vnresslons, for neither ot these weaken tl-e enemy, but threats make him more luutloua and the other excites his hatred, and a desire to revengo himself. Machlnvelll, ' Valuable Advice. Tell me how a young man uses his spare time, and I'll foretell his future. The youngster who studies In spare hours is sure ot promotion. But the lad who Just "kills time" when he's old will whine about "hard luck" and "no chance." Think this over, boys. FftrtUnS, Oram jt AtmiviLLs raoto-rtATg 0wp1u Cams SitsrSaf. A4lta, Wmi MMIsm, Kit; trmw, toa, Oraltss Hilull) Ckiians 10 mm all Umm. WrUt far PriM it Tennessee Cedar at Dslajr St. Offic. fULnfmm. IM T. Brea4- VKND OH CATAUX) HOME TREATMENT for Chronic Diseases Jnd vidual Efltctlv Convenient Ear raaa la a-fvna ftaranna! attantkm. High h attiriant ramartiaa prapavad for aark hxilvd BaL Traatmnnt Uaaad on our laboratory an. alrala and diacnoaia of pattanl nllmanta. Band for armuteai dtanaaia blank, bkwd Uat ahaatand fun Inform. Mo .KER1C1I HEALTH IISTITUTE SnarlaHat an Chronic l)n n m. Ruita lit Columbia B .1.. Waal Park and Waahtnaton Sta. Portland. Orqron. We Specialize in Biott, Pdii, WisJ, Mohair, Tab. Caksi, Orctsa Gript RseL Geal Skjat, Herts Bar Wrlta for fiklppir. Tan a ltoat Prtaa Uat Portland Hide a Wool Co. Itranfc at Paralalia. Itfan BARLROOT TONIC uad Ijritna Balldar Has Never Failnl to Assist Nature hi Keeping Your System Right ' At Aft RalUbl Dracfb Dr. Lake, Divine Healing 129 Fourth Street, Portland of the same period aa the Venna de Mllo. This statuette Is an exact copy , of the famoua Venue, snd le the original. It has no anna Doctor Edde therefore concludes that the Venus de Mllo never at any time had arms. When the Venus de Mllo waa discov ered on the Islund of Mllo a large re ward was offered to anyone who could And the arms, but In spite of extensive search nothing waa discovered. Sincerity. Remember thla little rule for suc cess: Let your every act atart from a sincere Interest in the thtnga to ba done, never from the mere desire to Impress others with your personality. Sincere motives are the firm founda tions upon which sctual accomplish ments are built. Conceited motives are the shifting sands upon which failure is built. Lowell Fillmore. Making Sure. A man told a magistrate In South ampton that in his anxiety to get a letter delivered to an address In New Vork, he walked from Tottenham to Southampton and gave It to a ship's . steward he knew. Inconsistent. Why do they call It a shipment whtui ' It goes In a car, but a cargo when It goes in a ship? New York Evening Post. ! WITB OttAllAJfTlED i IIOTTOHAL IHCO. BATOB. Mnd in two uaOIOandtWaca act ion, AitdaiaHioaany tim. barb aartioa a mmplota laaubator. am saDafltv small apnea automatic miulal Ion. rata work, nw Opw ntina mat. You onn't bxtittn Pitroot Hatch. Addraaa ma at one lor I. II IOO UTN ODBATOEU fraanatakHcu. JNocrnat. at Incubator valuaotttalnnblo.rmwtrlkl pro It. Vi vanra prartioal aipanaoc a no Slnr Back uuarartta. ST. HELENS INCUBATOR CO. A. R. Hadf ?, Prop. Hot HI Caatmlkt, Waak- 0j ; V.. j m auja hu en nj . Dotu to dear John," and Australia. . ,