The Ione independent. (Ione, Or.) 1916-19??, February 01, 1924, Image 3

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    PORT! ANH
1 VyiV A L-il V
Eggs
We want your egg shipments. Wo pay cash. No dls
count, prompt remittance. W. will pay th. top msrk.t
price the day your ihiproent arrivee. "
I "5t3" PAGE & RON, PORTLAND. ORE
fcflattrtSlb'
Washington
Cafeteria
i? Mallory
Select Residential & Transient
15th and Yamhill, Portland, Oregon.
Modern Fireproof American Plan
RATES MODERATE
TOKE POINT
OYSTER GRILLE
RAINIER
Has the most beautiful and reason
able home Bites near the biff Long
Hell Mills. 11 en 1 tli, view, plus proa-
fierity. For tnformnilun on houses,
ota, and tracts, write
May & Gllbreath, Rainier, Oregon
GLASSES
That Fit-None Better
; CHARGES REASONABLE
Dr. Harry Brown
149 Third St
PORTLAND, OREGON
The Radio-Active
Solar Pad
Is Specially Recommended for Dlsenses of
Throat, Lungs, Kidneys, Liver, Female
Complulnts, and all Stomach Trouble. It
Stimulates Heart Action by Increasing
Circulation of the Hloorl. It Kellevea
blood Pressure and Restore the Arteries
to a Pliable Condition. It Acta on Nerves
and Muscles, Imparting Energy, Vigor,
and Strength. Hold on a text proposition.
You are thoroughly satisfied It Is helping
you before the appliance Is yours.
Kuhn 4 Long, Room 111 Citizens Bank
Bldg., Grand oV E, Alder, Portland, Ore.
Btate Dlstr. Agents Radium Appliance Co.
New Pacific Northwest Pocket Map
The Union Pacific has just received
from the press a new pocket edition in
dexed map of the Pacific Northwest,
which is perhaps the most complete
and convenient map of Oregon and
Washington ever published. A copy
will be sent free to any address by Wm.
McMurrav. General Passenger Agent,
Pittock Block, Portland, Oregon, upon
receipt 01 request by card or letter.
We Specialize In
Hides, Pells, Wool, Mcbiir, Tallow, Oscars,
Oregoa Grape RooL Coat Skins, Horse Hair
Write for Shipping Tags latest Price Llat
Portland Hide & Wool Co.
m UNION aWMUl NORTH, fORTUNI, 0M80H.
llranchat jVocatello, Idaho
SUPERFLUOUS 1IAIK
Removed without Injury to the akin hv Ney-Rorn
Depilatory. Sample on request, Ny-Born Lab
oratories, 619 Morgan Bldg-.. Portland, Oregon.
USED JFT
FORDS
COITES. SEDANS. TOITtlNCS. ROADSTERS
Laay Terme Used Fords Bought and Sold
FAKNH AM at WILLIAMS. INC..
West Side (Two Stores) Eaat Side.
tS Nor. 11th St. and ill Grand Ave.. Portland.
For suit yssrs I have apeflsl.
ised is trsstin. MX I t s rut Cut OS
I!1M GUARANTEEING
ssnutivsly to curs any csie
Biles of rofuad thspsli.nl e
lee. Seed for FltEE book.
CHAS. J. DEAN. M.D
2ND AND MORRISON PORTUND.OREGOI
"fMTIl'H" THIS PPf B wl 'J " T ' '' '
Birth of Revolutions.
Great revolutions are the work
rather of principles than of bayonets,
and are achieved first In the moral,
and afterward In the material sphere.
Mazzlnl. ,
John B. Glesy, mayor of Salem, Ore.,
hat announced that he Is opposed to
the plan to tnvlte William A. (Billy)
Sunday to Salem to conduct a series
of evangelistic meetings.
Only Line of Conduct.
The way to mend the bad world Is
to create the right world. Ralph
Waldo Emerson.
Kissing t girl is like opening a bot
tle of olives If you get one, the
rest come easy. Denlson Flamingo.
Greenwich (Conn.) Pair
New York. Mr. and Mrs. Hllphalet
P. Husted celebrated the slity-flfth an
niversary of their marrliiRe recently at
their home In Greenwich, C.mn. Be
cause of the sllcht Illness of Mrs. Hu
sted no attempt whs madi- fit special
ceremonies, but many neighbors of the
couple colled to pay respects. Mr. Hu
at.! attrbtt'.sorpn Is In solendld
hi.h in. if. I. Plrhtv-Ove.
Jr. jlusted f faJiei fi'L JienJamlnXL-nlted States during MS) fur furs.
OFFERS A MARKET
for YOUR PRODUCE
Portland, Oregon
VAUDEVILLE PHOTO PLAYS
Complete Change Saturday. Adults, Week
day Matinee, 200; Kveninge, 40c. Contlnu
"" ' ' H p. m. Children 10 null ill times
Eggs
Eat Mora Wheat Maccaroni Spaghetti Ver
micelli Noodles Alphabet Freah Egg Noodles
PORTER-SCARPELLI MACARONI CO. '
Kenton Station, Portland. Oregon.
GOOD EATS AT POPULAR PRICES
Beat Room for Ladles.
11 Washington St. Between Fifth and Sixth Streets
PORTLAND. OREGON
Hotel
SEA FOODS. You Will Feel at Home Here.
Opposite S. P. Waiting Room Fourth and Stark.
IF ITS ANYTHING IN FISH WE HAVE IT.
PLEATING SPECIAL
Out, leam, hem and machine qk
pleat akirta ready for band. 00 CeD.ll
Hemstitching, piroting and ttieVlng.
EASTERN NOVELTY MFO. 00,
85 H Filih St. Portland. Ore.
INFORMATION
DEPARTMENT
Pleating Embroidery
Hematitching. Huttona Covered.
srwHAWS
16SV4 Tenth St., Portland
ATTENTION LADIES
Sanitary Beauty Parlors We fit yon op,
wa make all kinda of Hair Oooda of your
combinga. Join nur School of Beauty Ooltnre.
too to 414 Dekum Bids.. Phono Broadway
8902, Portland, Oregon.
MOLER BARBER COLLEGE
Teaches trads In 8 weeks. 8oms pay
while learning. Positions secured. Write
for catalogue. 234 Burnslde street, Port
land, Oregon.
BRAZINO, WELDING) k CUTTING
Northwest Welding Bnpply Oo., SS 1st Bt.
CUT FLOWERS FLORAL DESIGNS
Clarke Hroa., Florlata, 2H7 Morrieoa St.
fERSBNAL
Marry if Lonely; moat sneeeasful "Hems
Maker"; hundreda rich: confidential: reli
able; years aiperienca; deerriptions free,
The Rucreaufnl Clnh
Mrs. Nash, Bog 060,
Oakland, California,
CLEANING AND DYEING
aesntW ror reliable Cleaning and Dys-
aVa U 1 lam service aend parcels to us.
nf..3li We Day return Doataire. Inform.
Rrt. TtiM tio" B" t"1"1" K'ven upon re-
ufsvgy quest.
XSlJs' ENKE'S CITY DYE WORKS.
Eatabliahed ll90. Portland, Ore
GOING TO BUILD?
We have hundreds of plans at $10.00 and lid. Send
us a sketch of the home you want and we will sub
mit similar specimen plans. No obligation except
u return pians u not suitable.
O. M. A K E R S
Dealgnlngand Drafting. 611-12 Couch Building,
wuwui. unavD,
Set of
oo
Teeth,
We auarant material
and workmanship.
Painless extraction of
Ooth. ft. a years in
the same location.
U. 8. DKN1 IHTS. JHe Was.-
Ington cor. Second, Portland, Oregon,
BUY THE BEST HORSE COLLAR MADE
All long rye straw atuffed.
Insist on having the collar
with the "Fish" Label. If
your dealer does not handls
this brand collar, write to us
direct.
P. SHARKEY 41 SON
63 Union Av., Portland, Ore.
BATTERIES $10
OREGON BATTK.lY CO.
46 Grand Avenue, thona. East lorn.
PORTLAND. OREGON
"LITE-FOOT"
Powdered
DANCE FLOOR
WAX
Gives smooth. Gliding fin
ish to hard or soft-wood
floor.
NO ACID. CREASE OR
DUST.
Your druggist has It If
not, aend us sumps, 76s
for one-pound package
CLARKE,
WOODWARD
DKUC CO.
Portland, Oregon.
Seattle. By merely changing the
color of glasses In a motion picture
show In the future film fans will be
able to view two separta pictures on
the same screen, predicted Professor
F. A. Osborn of the University of
Washington In s lecture to home econ
omics students on the effect of color.
Hunting s Key to Health.
Complaining of pain after arrest
for theft, s man named Hoffman was
operated on at Wiesbaden and was
found to have swallowed 16 skeleton
keys.
Veterinary Science.
Ths veterinary science was not sys
tematically studied until the Elgh
teenth centurr. although It Is said tc
have originated In 300 A. D In Rom.
Married for 65 Years
Ilustwl, owned t large farm In I leek s-
Innd, now known as the Wells estate.
There Mr. Husted was born and served
many years as town assessor end also
as a member of the board of relief. His
wife, before her marriage, was Miss
Caroline Brown. Four generations art
represented In the family. ,
About IIOO.WJO.OOO was spent In Ci
rcor
IAXCE
hmr
Apples and
Carrot3
Br JANE OSBORN
lm, by ilcOiurs Nswspapsr syndleats.)
Cllve Rfliuball, vigorous, well-built
young man of twenty-eight, was ruddy
of cheek and bright of eye In spite of
his hours indoors as junior member
of the law tlrm of Smith & Jenkins.
Now he was spending three weeks of
bis lute summer vacation at the home
of his uncle, Samuel Todd, by whom
he had been reared a man whom
nothing would Induce to desert bis
farming estate In the country for mora
than a few days at a time.
"What do you say to taking In the
state fair tomorrow?" asked the
uncle over their leisurely breakfast on
Sunday. "I've arranged for my usual
exhibits apples and potatoes and so
forth. I'd like you to go along."
Cllve Rumball't ruddy cheeks grew
perceptibly ruddier. He was well aware
of the fact that the state fnlr was
booked for the following week on
grounds just outside the state capital
In the next county. The roads and
village streets In the surrounding
country had been so placarded with
notices of the fair that only a blind
man could have remained In Ignorance
of the fact that It was to take place
and that It was to "eclipse all previous
state fairs In magnitude and splen
dor."
"I'd like to go with you, uncle,"
began Cllve, rather feebly. "But, of
course, I can't say I take much Inter
est In that sort of thing. I" Frank
ly Cllve loathed state fairs, and he had
good reason to do so.
"It's a little different in your case,"
Interrupted the uncle. "Fact la, I'd be
disappointed If you didn't go. You see,
I am sending up an exhibit of the
Cllve Rumball apples, quite a lot Oner
than anything else we've ever been
able to produce larger and redder and
juicier. They are of all odds the
finest apples of their class. It will be
a feather In your cap as well as mine,
and wltb the farmers all talking about
the Cllve Rumball apples they will be
greatly Interested to see the one for
whom they were named." The uncle
did not heed the look of protest and
entreaty on his nephew's face, lie
smiled remlnlscently.
"Yes, It was Just about twenty-three
years ago when I first perfected that
apple, and you'd just come to live with
us. I'd been working hard trying to
get the right strain, and I'll tell you
I'd come pretty near being discouraged
more than once. You were a pretty
little boy with round, red cheeks. I
looked at the apple and I looked at
you, and It come over me In s flash.
That apple would have to be called the
Cllve Rumball. I didn't know," added
the uncle with th embarrassment of
pride, "that It was going to be one of
the most famous apples In the world.
I didn't know that It was going to, as
It were, make th name of Cllve Rum
ball famous."
Cllve Rumball himself had heard
this story often enough before and he
bad endured for many years the em
barrassing consciousness of bearing
the name of on of the world's most
famous varieties of apple. In school,
until th boys hsd learned to know
the strength of bis arm, he bad been
known as "Apples," and frequently
jesting allusions threngb college hsd
been msde to his ruddy apple cheeks.
"I hope," said Cllve, trying not to
show the least suggestion of his an
noyance, "I hope, uucle, that I may be
sble to make the nam Cllve Rumball
known as something besides that of a
red-faced apple." .
"Hey I" said the uncle, who had
never dreamed that the situation was
embarrassing for hit nephew and not
quit understanding this protest. "Oh,
weU. Don't worry about that You'll
never lack a reputation. People will
always be glad to meet you. Just to
see what the little apple-faced boy
looks Ilk when be has grown to be a
man.
If th nam had been anything less
usual than Cllve and Rumball the task
of becoming dissociated with a fa
mous apple might have been less dif
ficult. If th world-famous appl bad
been the Thomas Smith he might have
passed unnoticed as Tom Smith. But
there was no getting around Cllve
Rumball. It meant an appl and noth
Ing but an apple to millions ef farmers
far and near, just as surely as Dan
Tucker means dance or Jenny Wren
means a bird.
Th following Monday th dutiful
Cllve Rumball drove over to the fair
grounds near th slat cspltal with
h'i C&cle Samuel Todd. Samuel Todd
hsd made bit small fortune as the
conservative partner of a brokerage
office, but his hobby had always been
farming In general and appl raising
In particular, and he never felt more
at bom than with a group of pro
gressive farmers.
"I wsnt you to meet my nephew,
said Mr. Samuel Todd with a smile
as he clapped t broad palmed hand
on th back of a white-bearded old
farmer. "My nephew CUve Hum-
ball."
"That sol" exclaimed th farmer,
beaming at the nephew, "Wall, ef
you're as sound as the Civic Rumball
apple, your all right." And be
laughed long and loud at hit own
comment.
Th remark wat only typical. Before
Cllv and his uncle bsd been on the
fair grounds for a tisJf hour Cllv
Rumball had been Introduced it least
ten times to ss many farmers who sit
cracked torn tort of Joke about th
famous apple which had been named
for him.
They had parked their car and
were directing their steps towurd the
building where were exhibited various
fruits and vegetables along with a
new and Improved Cllve Kuuiball from
Suinuel Todd,
"There's my friend, Mr. Jennifer,"
said the uncle, pausing as he saw a
man alighting from a car In the park
ing field. He was In agitated con
versation with a young and animated
woman, so Samuel Todd did not In
terrupt Mr. Jennifer was apparently
trying to get the young woman to
alight and the young woman was re
sisting. Cllve Rumball became some
what Interested. Though he caught but
a blurred outline of ber fuce, he felt
a keen attraction. Besides, he saw that
the locks that showed beneath her lit
tle cloche were red red like burnished
copper. And Cllve Rumball had a full
ing for red-haired girls.
Presently the farmer, Mr. Jennifer,
got out alone, sighed deeply and the
car turned while the girl at the wheel
threw Mr, Jennifer a kiss.
Mr. Jennifer caught up with Cllve
and his uncle. 1
"Let me Introduce you to my
nephew, Cllv Rumball," begun the
uucle, Importantly pronouncing the
name, but Mr. Jennifer was too preoc
cupied with his own affairs to hear
the rest He merely bowed to Cllve
and his uncle and said, "By heck!"
"That gal of mine," he went on.
She's all right, but she's stubbora
But, then, red-haired gals usually are.
All I wanted was that she should get
out and go around with me. I wanted
to Introduce her. But she had made
up her mind she wouldn't So she said
sbe'd drive around and call back for
me Instead. I've got a mighty fine
showing of carrots," he continued, ad
dressing Samuel Todd In particular.
And Cllv Rumball wandered along
while the two agriculturists discussed
apples and carrots.
It was about then that Cllve Rum
ball summoned couraga to slip his
moorings. Suppose you and Mr. Jen
nifer look around awhile and I'll meet
you later, say at th judging stand at
about twelve,"
It was agreed, and Cllve Rumball,
hoping that no one would recognize In
him the godfather of the rosy-cheeked
apple bearing his name, wandered
back to the parking field. lie strolled
around It, wondering whether by
chance he might find the red-haired
daughter of Jennifer. lie wat still
looking when a motor coming around
the wrong direction bonked violently
to him.
"Kxcuse me," said the driver, who
proved to be no one In the world but
Mist Jennifer. "You wer wltb my
father when h went off. Will you
see him ogalnT"
'I expect to," said Cllve with
bow. "I expect to meet Mr. Jennifer
and my uncle at twelve."
'Well, will you tell father, then,"
said th girl, "that I've gone. I told
him I wouldn't come, and be knows 1
hate these fairs and why snd now
I'm going. I don't know Just where,
only I'm not going to hang around tbla
place. And that's that."
T suppose It Is." said Cllve with s
laugh. "In th meantime, why do you
bate atste fairs, Miss Jennifer?"
'Why shouldn't IV threw back the
girl, and then fearing lest an atten
dant might find her with her car faced
th wrong way, th ndded: "I'll tell
yon, but not hare. I've got to turn.
Hop In, and I'll set you down wher
ever you are going."
Cllv got In besld the girl with red
balr and, having explained that he
was going nowhere In particular but
that he had Just drifted back toward
hit own ctr, they started out of the
grounds and along a country turnpike.
"I hat state fairs," she explained,
"because my name's Deborah Jennl
fer " She paused to see if this
brought a smile of recognlthn to the
far of her compsnlon. "You are ap
parently not t farmer," she went on.
"If you wer yon would no doubt have
made some remark about carrots and
red hair. You apparently don't know
that the Deborah Jennifer Is the most
Celebrated variety of carrots In the
country maybe In the world. My
father perfected It. He named
for m when I was a little girl be
cause I hsd red hslr. I'd like to dye
It sometimes not that I mind being
red-haired, only I do mind the Jokes
that people crack when they know my
nam Is Deborah Jennifer. Honestly,
It It enough to make me want to get
married. Just so I could be called by
some otber name." Th-m she added
quickly, "Only, of course, I don't In
tend to. I don't like men and I shun
ver be married."
"I should think," suld Cllve with
a smile, "that that would be your
best way out of It. Unfortunately my
own nam Is Cllv Rumball"
He got no further. "Heavens," cried
the girl, "Then you're aa apple. Am
I suppose people kid you about being
apple faced only of course you aren '
No," added Miss Jennifer with a twin
kl in ber bright blue eye, "I couldn
tblnk of marrying you even If you
wanted me to."
All of whlcb shows that red-haired
girls are just as tpt to rhsnge their
minds as any one else, for before an
other summer hsd brought another
state fair every farmers maiiazlne
throughout the country bud published
the pictures of Cllve Itumbsll and bis
bride, Deborah Jennifer, under t head
ing to tli effect thtt sn appl had mar
rled a carrot
tor t Relief.
A Utile girl, on her first visit to the
country, after gathering a lot of wild
flowers, exclaimed: "Oh, mamma,
how nice It Is to liv where somebody
I two everything."
STATE NEWS !
IN BRIEF. :
f f f f f f f f f f ff Tf elVSTf f TSSt
Hood River. During last week the
pple growers' association received
only 371 boxes of apples from Its mem
bers. The total shipped for the week
ended Saturday night, however, reach
ed 113,113 boxes.
Eugene. A number of orchards In
Lane county are being destroyed un-
er direction of C. E. Stewart, coun
ty fruit Inspector, because tho owners
have neglected the trees and have
failed to observe orders to clean and
spray them. The trees destroyed were
all badly diseased.
La Grande. Farmers and bankers
of Union county met In the city hall
building here Saturday, discussing and
arguing the various phases of tho
MeNury-Huugen wheat export aid bill,
now before congress, A. R, Huntor,
an executive of the organization form
ed at Pendleton some time ago, pre
sided. Fulls City. The following delega
tion of Fulls City business men went
to Dallas Friday and asked the Coin
morclnl club of that city for help In
alleviating the present bad condition
of locul roads: II. Mather Smith,
Ronald G. White, Roy McDonald, C,
J. Bruce, F. W. Pleren, M. L. Thomp
son and E. B. Watt.
Salem. It was reported here Sutur-
duy that ft number of Independence
tipplers are bemoaning the loss of sev
eral hundred dollars as the result of
being let in on an alleged bargain sale
of bonded Scotch whisky. The prlco,
as fixed by the bootlegger, was $65
a case, or approximately J 10 less than
the standard quotation.
North Bend. Work was sturted on
the new (20,000 Presbyterian church
last week. Tho contractors have
crew of nine men employed. The forms
for the concrete basement are In place
and the pouring began Friday. Tho
building Is greatly needed because
there Is nothing approximating a com
munity building In the city.
Medford. No bill has been or will
be Introduced In congress this year
providing for the Inclusion of Diamond
hike in Crater lake park, according to
telegram received in Mod ford Sat
urtlay from official sources in Wash
ington, D. C. There had been a rumor
horeuhouts that such a bill hud been
introduced by Representative Slnnott
Eugene. The contract to clear 11
miles of the right of way of tho South'
ern Pacific extension from Oukrlilge
to Kirk has been lot to George II
Kelly and Frank Sullivan of Portland
who are the promoters of a big saw
mill enterprise at Westflr near Oak
ridge and who leveled the old grade
out of Oukrlilge fur a dlstunce of six
miles on which rails have boon laid
Union The first meeting of th
Union Livestock association in prepar
ation for the coming show was held
Saturday at the city hall. Tho fol
lowing officers were elected: Robert
Wlthycombe, president; C. L. Iluld
well, vice president; Tony D. Smith,
secretary; Fred N. Fox, treasurer. Gov
ernor Pierce was elected ono of th
directors. Dates for tho show were
set for June E, 6 and 7.
Newport. For the second lime dur
ing his Incumbency as mayor of New
port Curl Kyrkmnn was arrested Hat
unlay night on a charge of Intoxica
tion. The specific churge was drlvln
an automolillo while Intoxicated. Ar
resting officers said Ryrkmnn, drlv
Ing toward homo, crushed Into anolhi
tar. After untnngllng ho again start
ed on his way, careened across th
street and collided with a telephone
pole.
Salem. Survey of the rural district
completed Saturday night by agent
of the Oregon Growers' Co-oporallvo
association Indicates that the recent
cold weather destroyed practically th
entire broccoli crop In tho Willamette
valley. It was estimated by these
agenls that not moro than ono or two
carlouds of the product will bo sal
vuged this season, while In previous
years aa many as 20 cars of broccoli
were shipped from this district.
Fulls City On February 7 Full
City friends will send greetings and
good wlHhes to Mrs. Eleanor Ilutle
the widow of the lute Frank Duller,
"founder of Fulls City," who on that
duy will celebrate her 78th birthday
Ilukor A totul of 437 arrests were
made and fines of were col
lected by tho city of ltuker law en
forcetnent officials during !!)23, uc
cording to the report recently filed I,
Chief of Police Waldo Vuugn with
Mayor C. L. Pulmnr.
Sulem. Tho Arbor Day Munuul for
Oregon Is being distributed to the
county school superintendents through
the office of J. A. Churchhlll, state su
perintend' nt of public Instruction. The
manual c intalns a suggested program
for Arbor day, s list of books on plant
ing and caring for trees and an article
on "A Few Flower Frlonds," by Dr.
Albert R. Sweetser of the University
of Oregon. There also are descrip
tions of tho common wild flowers, to
gether with many illustrations.
L. D. Porter
I?,; ..Toy, .
If You Have A Cough
Take this Advice
Salem, Orcg. "Some years ago
I was a farmer in Kanias. Thru
exposure, serving as a soldier during
the Civil War my health had become
impaired. I was bothered with a
chronic coii;h and catarrhal con
dition; I felt like an old man, al
though I was only forty. I heard
of Dr. Tierce's Golden Medical Dis
covery. It helped me so much that
1 continued taking it (I think about
six bottles in all) and felt new pure
blood coursing thru my body. The
'Golden Medical Discovery drove
out the catarrh and also the cause
of my cough. There are somethings
we can foruet, but when a person
has received as much help as I
did, it is impossible to forget it.
I feel younger and more vigorous
at 78 than 1 did nt 40." L D.
Porter, 451 South 15th St.
As soon as you commence to take
this "Discovery" you begin to feel
its bracing, appetizing effect. Buy
it of your druggist, in tablets or
liquid. Write Dr. Pierce, President
Invalids' Hotel in Buffalo, N. Y., if
you desire free medical udvicc.
Also Birthplace of Napoleon.
The islnbd of Corsica Is in the Med
iterranean sea, 50 miles from Italy,
100 miles from France and 8 miles
from Sardinia. Throe thousand three
hundred and elghty-Blx square miles.
It belongs to France.
Appropriately Named.
How did your friend get tho nick
name 'Louis the Fourteenth?' " "From
Miss Bright, after ho hud been invited
to a dinner so thut there wouldn't be
13 at tublo." Boston Transcript.
First "Visiting Cards."
Tablets of glazed earthenware, de
picting tho owner were left by the an
cients at temples; these aro supposed
to bo the origin of the modern vlHltlng
card.
Unselfish Love.
Convey thy love to thy friend as nn
arrow to the mark, to stick there; not
as a ball against tho wall to rebound
buck to theo. Quurlos.
Shark's Keen Sens of Smell.
The shark has so acuto a sense of
smell that It Is asserted It can detect
a human body when It Is 20 miles from
its prey.
Giraffes Post Guards.
Giraffes are not cattily taken by sur
prise, as two or three of their number
always stund sentinel wbllo the others
feed.
Look for th Right Road.
The easy way Is not of necessity t tin
right wuy. The line of least resist
ance may not be tho appointed roud.
An opening may not bo a cull, It may
bo a trap. Robert Freeman.
Stray Bits of Wisdom.
None aro so fond of secrets as those,
who do not mean to keep them; such
persons covot secrets as a spendthrift
covets money, for tho pu' posa of cir
culation, Colton.
Sage Reflection.
What miserably lives most of us
would lend If we could hear every
thing that Is said about us when to
are nut listening. Exchange.
' Just a "Would Be."
"When a man Is overanxious In
show dul bo's boss," suld Unelf) Ebi n,
"he's nfrald dut ho nln't." Welling
ton Star.
A Queer Place.
A missing f'lnclnniitl hoy found
asleep In a soup factory evidently
didn't know whero ho was.
About Oil on Facings.
Fuller's earth und sulphur will ab
sorb tho accumulation of oil on fabric
or leal her fuclngs.
On Making s High Mark.
You can't make a high murk if you
Hit down on the Job. Forbes Maga
zine. I
la seeded In every department nf house
keeping, t'.quelly good for towela, table
llnen.oheetsend pillowcases, (intttrt
ki. Vaii C.jtivnrl? Br'HNKE-W At.KF.R
Ale J0U MlliUfUf BUSINaJS COU-tGl
Is the biggest, moat perfectly eejiilpp,st
Business Training Mchuol In the Nurtt
wesL Kit yourself fur higher peettloa
with more money. I'enuauient suelUous
aamired our (Irnifuetes.
Write fur tmuiut Sourtu bum tumid"
Portland.
P. N. U.
No. S, 1924