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About The gazette-times. (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 7, 1922)
Slit's Diary 4 at mr maw a I 11 i. fap.wihar. A VmiMr N.nk r;lcr rs"- ' fcub. i ri imlrvrrug to pe.I hook to n. fo.- pt to ' in hi roo.fpRpr f'h. Mi ffd we hsti srv j i! I thi hook b cf U i 1 prate vj.troe in fcf'.p- C' - i ti to increase yure T 1 Hu-br;Ja Vocabnary. 1 V rinlved l,ir5l:y 'that hi. ate measure 42 In. row so he dont need no more books. Sat. When pa gox paid and cam home ma I had about a doien fihiays he wanted to by down at the store and ipay sum hills and when he pot threw wish him he did.ient have no more money than a howrJs tooth and was a financal reck. Ma refers to pa aa The Kin she loves to touch. Witch 1 call 1st class joak. Outside of pa's presents. Sunday As pa and me went to chirch to father we met a man witch aat pa where th Golf lyr.x was and pa told him. Then pa up and says to him What does yure wife say be cause you play Golf on Sunday. The man retorted I lint got no wife. Then pa says What in the s&mhill do you want to play polf for. Monday The lumber man down at the bottom of the hill has got a Garige with 4 fords in it and he calls it his old fashioned fotopraf Album When 1 of his trends ast him why did he call it that he sed Because it is full of Tin Types. 1 am trying to figger it out. Tuesday Ma informed pa that we was to have Co. after supper witch wanted to play Bridge and that he wood half to cut out lodge meeting i After very profane silence pa i chawed off a finger nale t went down town. For a little wile. Wednesday Brot home my test grade in histry and ma wanted to know why I got such a low grade j & wanted to no if my Deportment had ben good. 1 give her the best infirmation I cud think of but she ia like a lawyer in a triie. I answer her questions and she questions my answers. Thursday As we went home from the pitcher show ma sed Aint the movy heroes fine fellows. Why cant you be like they are pa. Pa smiled with a grin and sed Well you know, he ays. Them guys gets a enormus salry for doing it "Mir' l my r!l la II mrmSfr. (io a 'u iufn out for every ; c. r . a'.r.-p?" she ak ft cne'v. "The light of i our.-." htu nfr nusoana eaimij ,'Ti is suggested by an 1 k the o:her Any: 'ir. the body of William Jay. He dud maintaining his right of He a rih Hut he's just horn wrong. " . dead right, as he sped dead as. if he'h "Take it away-taV it away. 1 can't cat incubator chickens." "Beg pardon, sir. but how do you know it is an incubator chicken?" "Kasy. Only a chicken without a mother could grow up to be as tough as that one." go tH his mother." "P'.an. y'r honor, don't you thir.k his mother knows his n.ime?" "Get the prisoner's name and then This beautiful chest of Community Plate 6l-pieee Value $125.00 will be given to one of our customers FREE "What'a all this bunk about vita mines in food? I don't believe a word of it. My ancestors got along without such stuff." "Yea but look at your ancestors. Dead, all DEAD." No difficult conditions No Strings to it Just collect the Keys that we are giving each customer ith every purchase of 50c or more. Come ar.d see the prize and get fall particulars. YOU MIGHT WIN Patterson & Son Star Theater Program from December 8th to 14th, Inclusive FRIDAY, DECEMBER 8th GLADYS WALTON in "HIGH HEELS" Eighteen, snappy and saucy, this millionaire flapper was a regular rock crusher hen is came to hearts. The transfor mation of a flighty, flippant flapper to a real, understanding woman. Gladys Walton at her best. Also 11th episode of BUFFALO BILL Why is it tn.it trie mtikman hears only about the creim that doesn't hip, and never about the cream that does. NOTICE OF STTK kHOl.DKRS' MEETING. NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN, that the regular annual stockholders' meeting of the Lexington State Bank will be held at its banking rooms in the Town of Lexington, Oregon, at two o'clock P. M.. Thursday, Janu ary 11. 1S23. The purpose for which this meet- it e is called is to elect a Board of Directors for the ensuing year and for the transaction of any other bus ire's which may properly come be fore it. W. G. SCOTT, President. A. test : W. O. HILL, Cashier and Secretary. Dated at Lexington, Oregon, De cember 7, l'J22. KESOHTIONS OF CONDOLENCE Hall of San Souci Rebekah Lodge. Heppner. Ore.. December 1, 1922. Whereas, Our respected brother, Elmer E. Beaman, having passed from this life thereby causing a va cant place in out lodge room and sense of loss to every member of this therefore be it TV,. ki. -.i counsel will be missed in our meet ings and his kindly association from our everyday lives. Resolved, That we hereby extend o. r sympathy and condolence to the L; other nd sist.-r who survive him. Resolved, That copy of these res olutions be spread upon the minute of this lodge, a copy be sent to his relatives and copy be furnished to the Heppn.er Press for publication Respectfully submitted, RALPH BENGE, HATT1E WIGHTMANN, PEARL WRIGHT. Committee. iiiiiiiiiinii imiiiiiiiiiiimiiiiii mil iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiini iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie j Harwood's, Phone 1062 1 DIAMONDS -:- WATCHES -:- JEWELRY -:- PIANOS 1 PHONOGRAPHS -:- RECORDS -:- SHEET MUSIC 1 I. O. 0. F. Building, Heppner iiiiiiaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitiiiiiiiiiiiiiHiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiititiiiniiii-iii'- iLOv TOYLAND illllllllllllllllllllll r UllllllinillllUltll I HUMPHREYS DRUG COMPANY j j invites you to the Store of Toyland j H Have you ever tried to imagine Christmas without toys. It j 1 would be like taking the plums from the plum pudding. Wouldn't 1 it? What would Santa Claus do then, poor thing. What would the children do? No! It's too terrible to imagine. Christmas g would not be Christmas without toys. s g If you want toys that instruct or amuse with good quality and g j reasonable prices, come to our Toyland. . g I THE STORE IS REPLETE WITH ALL THOSE ARTICLES ! OF STATIONERY, PY-RA-LIN, PERFUMES AND COS- 1 i METICS, GIFT BOOKS AND CHRISTMAS CARDS. j Humphreys Drug Co. SATURDAY, DECEMBER 9th HAROLD LLOYD in . " A SAILOR-MADE MAN" See Lloyd as a gob. He'll make you roar louder than the ocean. He'll tie you in a sailor knot of laughter. He'll rock your sides until you cry for joy. The laugh sensation of 1922. Also Tom Sanchi in "The Sagebrush Musket eers" and Pathe Review SUNDAY, DECEMBER 10th RAYMOND HATTON in "HIS BACK AGAINST THE WALL" The most unusual western story you ever saw. It has a hero who doesn't know a six-shooter from a monkey wrench, and is afraid of his own shadow. It tells a story which will keep you roaring with laughter from start to finish and yet you win have the feeling that there was a serious lesson under lying the comedy. Also SPORT REVIEW MONDAY and TUESDAY, DEC. 11th and 12th LEATRICE JOY in "POVERTY OF RICHES" ith several Questions that have puzzled millions of people. You will follow with breathless attention the contrasted lives of two young married couples: the Colbys, who are struggling successward by sacrificing the dearest treasure in life. And the Donaldsons, who have chil- noorlv clad and Ul vil, nuu aiv j vui , bum -. , happy. The picture is so true the two families so real, the acting so fine, that you will be swayed ni tne grip oi vaijiug Innr until th a UAfU loct "Poverty of Riches" is one of the motion pictures you will not lorget. Also COMEDY WED. and THURS., DECEMBER 13th and 14th "THE THREE BUCKAR00S" A COWBOY MUSKETEERS ri : t, -, ciiunt ami Hevilishlv ever- present, bound by the same "One for All and All For One UHU1 UIRl UUU1IU U1C lltivto ui uuintw f,. .- - ready for a fight or a frolic, defenders of unprotected woman hood, foes to wrong doers. A joyous picture! An exciting one! A picture with harder faster ridina and more thrilling horsemanship a ooa pic ture all the way through. You'll like it. Also -Felix in the Swim;' A cat's sure lucky in I Come in and see our fine assortment of these Palmer Coats THOMSON BROTHERS Wring of Xmas Gifts? What Could Be More Appropriate Than SILK HOSIERY We have it for you in the best line in Everwear Hosiery Silk Hose, All Colors, $1.25, Up THE CHRISTMAS BOX 2 Pairs, Black of Brown, $2.50 Ladies Wool Hose, $1.00 Up These Prices Should Attract You Gonty's Cash Shoe Store , 9 Should the Farmer or Stockman Keep Books? It has been our privilege to determine profits and losses and fig ure Income Taxes for hundreds of wheat growers and sheep men. We have worked among this class of Income Taxpayers since the law of 1 91 7 caused everyone to figure circles around themselves. We have had conferences in the Commissioner's Office in Washington, D. C, on sheep inventories and wheat inventories. We have gone ' into this question from every angle. As a result of all this work we can point to any number of cases where the growers have had their Income taxes reduced and have claimed refunds by having books set up on an inventory basis. We have just recendy completed a Claim for Refund running into thousands of dollars in this county. This claim was the result of setting up inventories and throwing the income back into the year when it was produced. This plan serves to spread your income more evenly over a per iod of years. Inventory, double-entry books also give you a com plete record of your business affairs. You need not fear the inves tigating officer when you have such records, j Cosper Accounting Company 205 Farmers Bank Building Walla Walla, Washington ON A CASH BASIS We have decided to change our manner of doing busi ness, and on and after the first of December, 1 922, we will GO ON A STRICTLY CASH BASIS Owing to the present financial condition of our trade territory, it is necessary for us to make this change in business policy. We are sure that all our customers appreciate the situation, and after the policy has been once established it will be appreciated by all. We thank you all for the splendid patronage of the past and will hope to receive your trade in the future. However, it will not be possible for us to extend further credit, and you will not ask for it under the prevailing conditions. Peoples Hardware Co. General Hardware and Implements naviug imie iivts.