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THE GAZKTTE-T1MKS. HF.ITXKR. OKKO.OX. Till KSIUY. JUNE 23. 1921
A. Z. BARNARD
I It I Nsl 1 DRAYMAN
Transfer and General Hauling
HEAVY OR LIGHT WORK HANDLED
(lot us on the street or by phone, No. 662 fyyg
TREES, HOUSES AND BARNS IN DEBRIS
OF FLOOD SWEPT PUEBLO
Thi'usm.ls w ill ro
Back East
thi summer because of the
Low
Round-Trip
Fares
offered by the bir cross-continent railroad
Union Pacific System
Servim: the transportation needs of the
Great Facific Northwest
ami pivinp thiouph seiviee via the popular direct routes to Salt
Lake City. I'enxer. Onsaha. Kansas City. St Paul. Minneapolis and
Chicago on thee two utrictlT firiit class trains
"OREGON-WASHINGTON LIMITED" AND "CONTINENTAL LIMITED'
TICKETS ON SALE DAILY
Until a:.a including August 15th.
Return l;m;t Sif days, but not later than October 3l8t
CHICAGO $106.80 MEMPHIS $111.60 PUEBLO $77.40
DENVER 77.40 MINNEAPOLIS 87.60 ST. PAUL 87.60
KANSAS Cm 87.60 OMAHA 87.60 ST. LOUIS 101.40
t War Tax to Be Added
I'n-poi tior.ate reductions to many points East Stop-overt ar
pleasure. Side trips may be arranged for Yellowstone. Zton
and Rocky Mountain National Parks.
Vor t:r.r(lete details as to routings, train schedules, side trips,
sleepniK car rates and resei -rations, and other travel information
desired, call on or telephone
C. Darbee, Agent, Heppner Ore.
Wm. Mlurrr. I.rnrral Paiuirnjttrr Afrit Portland, Oregon
Tr.
prosperous.
"Turning to industry, our policy
ir-.ist be to give it every raciiity pos
s:'I but to Keep uox eminent ou
si J - of mancipation in business on its
own account. It is not necessary for
the Government to intrude itself in
the business activities which are bet
ter conducted through private instru
mentalities, merely in order to dem
onstrate that the Government is
more powerful than anything else in
tli is country."
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SMILE AWHILE .
..ww.-v... iaiiiu.il 1413 4IIU UIJUKl'S VISIICQ IHe (lOWHIOWn
section of Pueblo. Colo., drifting against big modern office buildings where
tney ioaea. in me disastrous Hood which cost a tremendous loss of life
and property. 1 his picture is one of the first from the water-swept city
and shows a part of the debris left in one of the principal sUea as the
cloud-bunt waters receded.
"There's More Real Satisfaction"
says the Good Judge
In a little of the Real To
bacco Chew, than you ever
got out cf the ordinary kind.
The good rich taste lasts so
long you don't need a fresh
chew nearly as often that's
why it costs you less to chew '
this class of tobacco.
Any man who uses the Real
Tobacco Chew will tell you
that.
Put up in two stylet
W-B CUT is a long fine-cut tobacco
RIGHT CUT is a short-cut tobacco
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After 40
The a,erage man reaches his maximum
earning capacity before he is forty. His in
come from then on is less and less depend
ent on his ability to work and more depend
ent on Ji is savings and wisdom in his in
vibtuients. Start saving now!
Your savings will receive 4 interest,
computed semi annually, when placed in
our Savings Department.
FARMERS & STOCKGROWERS
NATIONAL BANK-
WHEN EGGS ARE PLENTIFUL
Special to The Gazette-Times.
Washington, D. C., June. In the
housekeeping and homekeeping de
partment of the Agricultural Depart
ment they have gathered together a
corps of as expert and scientific
cooks as there are in the world.
.Most women in the country towns
and on the farm are good cooks; still
there are many who are not, and the
department is therefore making up
recipes for them as well as new and
seasonable recipes for the good
cooks. Here are some for this sea
son when eggs are plentiful which
Slow OvenM IteNt to Hake CuMtnriU.
were given to your correspondent to
day. Soft Custard 1 cup milk; J 4 tea
spoon vanilla; 1 egg; 2 tablespoons
sugar; 1-1 6th teaspoon salt. Heat
the milk in a double boiler. Mix egg
in bowl with sugar and salt. Add hot
milk slowly, stirring, and return mix
ture to double boiler. Cook until
custard will coat a silver spoon.
Strain and serve. If the custard cur
dles, set the pan into cold water and
beat the custard until smooth.
Floating Island -1 qt. milk;
teaspoon salt, cup sugar. 5 eggs
(yolks), 'g teaspoon vanilla. Pre
pare as with "soft custard." The
whites should be beaten light and 2
tablespoons powdered sugar added
for the meringue. When custard is
cool it may be poured into sauce
dishes and meringue dropped in
large spoonfuls into it.
Custard Pudding y? cup pearl
tapioca or rice, 2 eggs (yolks),
teaspoonful vanilla, A cup sugar, 2
cups milk, 2 eggs, white, '6th tea
spoon salt. Soak tapioca in enough
cold water to cover it until it absorbs
the water. Add milk and cook in h
double boiler until tapioca is soft and
transparent. Combine yolks of egg.
with sugar and salt and add to the
mixture in the double boiler. Cook
until it thickens. Add stiffly beaten
whites and flavoring, and when cold
serve. Rice must be cooked in boil
ing water until soft.
As A Specimen.
"Where in the demnition blazes
is that new reporter, Jobbles?" bel
lowed the city editor. '
"1 sent him out to cover a lecture
on the "Missing Link," said the as
sistant city editor.
"You did eh? Well, I hope you
told him to sit in the rear where he
wouldn't attract much attention. At
a meeting of that kind he's liable to
be drafted." Birmingham Age-Her-jM.
The Diplomat.
"Didn't you know that it is against
the law to beg for money?" said the
lady to the tramp at the back door.
"I wasn't goin' to beg for money,
ma'am."
"It's just as bad to beg for bread."
"I wasn't going to beg for no
bread, ma'am."
"What were you going to beg for
then, pray?"
"Only for one 0' your photographs,
ma'am." Yonkers Statesman.
Toot-Toot
A sufferer who lives close to a rail
road yard in the suburbs wrote the
following to the railroad company
complaining about the racket made
by a switch engine:
"Gentlemen: Why is it that your
switch engine has to ding and dong
and fizz and spit and bang and hiss
and pant and grate and grind and
puff and bump and chug and hoot
and toot and whistle and wheeze and
jar and jerk and howl and snarl and
puff and growl and thump and boom
and clash and jolt and screech and
snort and snarl and slam and throb
and roar and rattle and yell and
smoke and smell and shriek like hell
all night long?" Boston Globe.
They're Quite Alike.
A rather successful Hoosier
schoolma'am has for one of her am
bitions never to look her profession
so that people can guess it when they
see her. So whenever she goes on
a vacation she poses as a stenograpu-
er, a clerk or a member of some oth
er profession than her own. When
she left at Easter time she said that
this time she "was going to be a wid
Neighbors
We run acrost folks everywhere
that's full of superheated air . . .
and who, by various hooks or crooks,
would fain impress us by their looks.
. . But 1 confide in mighty few
only folks that I live neighbors
to. . . . I
I alters pride the bosom friend,
who has a willin ear to lend. . . .
Who dies around me when I'm stuck. .
an' helps me steer for better luck;!
ho comforts me when I am blue,
the man I live neighbors to. . . .
To tell the truth, I am t afraid to!
lend my hoe, or rake, or spade, or
Fairness of Harding
Is Liked by Congress
Attitude Toward Labor, Agri
culture and Industry Ap- 1
peals to Lawmakers j
Washington, June 23. Members
of Congress have been carefully
studying the general policy outlined
by President Harding toward labor,
manufacturing and agriculture in hr
speeches of the past few days. With
this policy they agree. Hence accen
tuated harmony between the Repub
lican Congress.
These are the utterances which
they have singled out as expressive
of the policy if the new administra
tion: "Justice, like charity must begin at
home. We must be just to ourselves
and to our own first of all. This is
not selfish, for selfishness seeks more
than a fair share; we seek only that
which is rightfully our own and then
to preserve that to ourselves and our
jposterty. The war sadly disjointed
things in the world, and we are now
seeking to restore the proper bal
ance. In our efforts to do this, to
achieve justice without selfishness,
we will do well to cling to our firm
foundations. I believe in the inspir
ed beginning. There we will find
that national greatness was founded
on agriculture, that later we develop
ed industry, and ultimately com
merce, both domestic and foreign.
"The country has emerged from
the hectic prosperity following the
war, and is suffering from depres
sion. We are confronted by the need
to place our own house in order, and
no more important feature of that
effort can be visioned than to place
our agricultural industry on a sound
basis, and provide machinery and
facilities for fiuancing and distribut
ing crops. If we do this, we merely
will be providing the farmer with
facilities similar to those enjoyed by
the business community generally.
The farmer is entitled to all the help
the Government can give him with
out injustice to others, because it
is of the utmost importance that the
apriculural industry be contented and
SHE DON'T WANT TO
SEE SON RGHT -
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Vw WILLIAM
' OCMPSETY
This matronly woman It) Koing to be
a vitsilly IntereHted American mother
at hf.r I'tah home on the afternoon of
July 2nd, and she Is going to keep in
rr;tty close touch with events of the
day. iha in Mrs. Wm. Dempfley,4mother
nr Champion Jack Denipaey. Mrs.
Iernpsy Hays nhe Isn't afraid "that boy
from France" will whip her Ron, but
she Just don't care to witness the con
test. "William will win," she Bays, re
ferring tu the champion by hln family
name.
. rANDDON'-T UL " If? ME; SPILL IT ? 1 ,
EBP " ja.sgsl
, n p forth' love of mike , t
m V ''(!f'y' Jp&o BETTY, WHY DON'T VOU L
kitchen-tool, to drive a tack, be
cause I know they'll fetch 'em back
an' thank me for 'em when they're
through the folks that I live neigh
bors to. . . .
Sometimes I think about the place
where sinners go that's saved by
grace. . . . An' wonder whet the
Jedge will say, when souls that's per
fect comes his way. . . . I'll bet he
lets 'em go right through, these
folks that 1 live neighbors to. . . .
IOWA MAN IS NEW
G.O.P. CHAIRMAN
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John T Ado.m '
A western man it the new chair
man of the Republican National
Committee. He is John T. Adams
of Iowa, who four years ago was
the candidate against the retiring
chairman, Will H. Hays, who is
now Postmaster General,
ow for a week."
She succeeded in earning off her
pose successfully, too. until the day
she started home. Then on that day
she overheard the colored elevator
boy talking to a man she had met.
"So she am a widow?" he said.
"Yes," the man nodded his head.
"1 ain't surprised," the boy re
torted with conviction. "I said that
the day she come. I say that wo
man's either a widow "or a school
teacher. Both of 'em always have
such a pert, 'I have bossed the world'
way." Indianapolis News.
Poetic
When Alice Smith had attained the
age of sixteen she undertook to alter
the orthography of her pivetv namv.
to what, it seemed to her, was a more
poetic form. Accordingly, she began
to sign herself Alyce. Thus designa
ted she entered a new school and, of
course, the first question put to her
was with reference to her name.
"Alyce Smith," she said. "A-I-y-c-e."
"Thanks," said the teacher. "And
how are you spelling Smith now?"
Philadelphia Ledger. j
Obviously Feminine. . 1
"Oh, Boh, you've let in a lot of
flies!" i
"I'll get after them, dear."
i "Well, I'll kill these three, anyway
they're females." j
"How do you know?" 1
"They made a dash for the mirror
the first thing." Boston Transcript, j
Incidental Discussion.
"Hiram," said Mrs. Corntosscl,
"you don't take as much interest in
politics as you did last summer."
"Yes I do," replied her husband,
"but the new hired man is such a
fine talker I'm afraid to say anything
that might start him for fear he'll de
mand the salary of a lecturer."
Washington Star.
Kindness.
j The other evening a young lawyer
took his bulldog in his machine when
he took his best girl out driving. And
;as he drove up to her house out
jumped his dog and clinched with the
idog of the man who lived next door
to her home. Then the fight began
and it lasted long and was hard. But
finally the two dogs were parted and
ithe girl stood fearfully awaiting the
"balling out" she was sure her crusty
neighbor would give her best beau.
! But he did nothing of the sort. He
kicked his own dog back into his
j house and talked affably with the
lawyer.
! The lawyer, too, was surprised.
He voiced his wonder. "Well, you
'certainly are a good scout," he said.
l"Mnct mpn unnli1 Viav hin marl
over my dog fighting yours."
"No, sir, I'm a good neighbor," the
old man said, and the girl began to
feel more kindly toward him than
she had ever felt before. But the
nest minute her kind feeling depart
ed. For he finished: "I wouldn't
do a mean trick to any of my neigh
bors like discouraging their daugh
ter's beaus. I've got two old maid
daughters myself just a few years
older than the two who live here."
Indianapolis News.
Would Watch It.
"Well, Pat," said Bridget, "what
kind of a bird have you brought home
in the cage?'"
"Well, it's a raven," replied Pat.
"A raven. And what did you bring
home a bird like that for?"
"Well. I read in a paper the other
night that a raven has been known
to live for three hundred years. I
don't believe it. so I am going to put
it to the test." Pittsburg Chronicle-Telegraph.
Itele .Jcto tibsb
(MOW'S THE TIME
WHEN H'OLD
H'ENGLANO CANT
AFFORD TO DROP XXJR
H3 HARDIN6 , HUGHESi
HOOVER AND HVS
DON'T BE A CHINAMAN! HELP
YOUR HOME AND HOME TOWN
FINE FOR CHINA!
HE principal reason why the people
of the Pacific coast art not strong
(or the Chinaman is that he sends
his money somewhere else. He
spends nothing but what he must in
' the community in which he lives,
and sends the rest over to China.
Consequently he does but little to
build up and increase the wealth of
the pepful Pacific coast commun
ities. You are playing the Chinaman
game when you do not trade at
home. You are helping build un
Chicago or some other city. Every
dollar you spend yonder is a posi
tive injury to your home and your
home town.
Don't be, a Chinaman I
Heppner
Oregon
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