The gazette-times., November 27, 1919, Page PAGE EIGHT, Image 8

VAfiK EIGHT
THE AZETTK-TIMKS, HKrTNF.n OIU'., Till US1UY, XOV. 27, 1010.
CFFEPS EVERYBODY A CHACE
PhlliMh'-or e Seatt Van Thrown
Open Ha'l for Ahs.-!i-te iy Fro
and Uninterrupted Speech.
A r''"';Ti')'"'"!'!i' fs'.t promoter on
Of th I'lit'-:; r i s f nlli rni n who has
Wn In l! o h!-:l '. p:t:nc on a b..x
tof match tviry nt it t i u m-h
nnov.il it tl:c ptism-'!ic : !i : i-rf . r. :iof
of ttio i.fR.vrx of the !a in his !mi
Befcs srTitirs. fun! ts pr'i- inc to V rvw
cperj his h.'ill for 1 wivkly fur'iui of
fre am uiiintrrnipted spoooli. In
plai of the hoitiE horns.
"I want mr eu.v thai ha atiy.hltic
tn say to oomo iuir a:ii ny it. srvd
the promoti r. aeciviKns to the Seattle
ruM-IntflllCfiu-iT. "iiiiil I'll cuv Ik;:i
ten minutes to spiel, ainl then he innt
shut his trap. I n't care what he
ti; any kiti'l of a nut can come over
ami rhj rii.iit out what Is on his chest.
Sly luck has hoon so hail, am! my
spirits so depressed, that 1 want a
laiieh. am! I helieve a nut pithormc
ef this kiml would equal anythitii; the
Orphetmi circuit or I'antaires or the
best of them ever put on. You know,
nature keeps pin v inc jokes on human
ity all the time; she mixes together
some queer patterns in heads, and a
lot of fellows can't help what they
think; some have a hunch for one
thin? and some for another; I suppose
we could cet a few startling facts on
anything from relicion to chess in
these verhal tournaments. Ami it will
he absolutely free; 1 might pass the
hal around at the close of the enter
tainment to square me on the hall
rent, but for the rest 1 wouldn't want
a cent to pay outside of the entertain
ment 1 pet out of It. As soon as I
can pull a Jazz band together to fit In
with the speechninkins 1 will announce
the details, and we will he sure in for
a summer's entertainment. If the
sheriff don't close us op."
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ef t'-e
th. N
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.fans
'with me are nearly all
e nd they are either In
. on the way back there
'.'p. or eatlnc their hearts
they cannot go. Vllh'al
im in Harper's Maazina.
Runt Newt Stand Without Hinds.
TVro Is a hoy runnlne a news stand
In 1'nlon so, us re. New York city, who
has no hands. He opens and closes his
stand, opens and folds his papers and
passes them out to customers without
' delay or difficulty, and makes change
i like an expert.
I.ou Yoims is his name. He lost
: both hands in an explosion when thlr
j teen years old. hut that handicap did
' not hinder him from going Into busl
I nes and waking j.ueeess nf It.
j "The cripple who has spunk Is at
i good as anyone else." he says.
! REPORT OF THE CONDITION OF
I
! The Lexington State Bank
AT LEXINGTON, IN THE STATE OF
OREGON. AT THE CLOSE OF
BUSINESS NOVEMBER 17,
1919.
Resources
Loans and discounts $129,611.99
Overdrafts, secured and
unsecured 3.06
Bonds and warrants 6,728.80
Furniture and fixtures 1,000.00
Other real estate owned- 1,000.00
Due from approved re
serve banks 66,571.-
Cash on tand 11,297.64
Other resources 201.66
TOTAL $216,414 97
Liabilities.
HOMESICK FOR ARCTIC SNOWS
No Affectation About the Longing for
Far North That Is Experienced
by Explorers.
If yon are of ordinary health and
strength. If you are young enough to
he adaptable and independent enough
to shake off the influence of hooks and
belief, you can find good reason to he
as content and comfortable In the
North as anywhere on earth.
If you remember that all of us who
have spent more than a year "living on
the country," are quite of the Eskimo
opinion that no food on earth is better
than caribon meat, and if yon have any
experience In your life as a hunter any
where, you will realize that in the eve
ning'! when we sit in these warm unw
bouses, feasting with keen appetites on
unlimited quantities of boiled ribs, we
have all the creature comforts.
What we lack, if we feel any lack
at all, will be possibly the presence of
friends far away, or the chance tn hear
opera or see the movies. At any rate,
It Is true that today in the movie In
fested city I long for more snow
house evenings after enribou hunts as
I never In the North longed for clubs
or concerts or orange groves. And this
Is not peculiar to me. The men who
Capital stock paid in $ 15,000.00
Surplus fund 4,000.00
Undivided profits, less ex
penses and taxes paid 4,148.47
Individual deposits sub
ject to check 162,278.33
Demand certificates of de
posit 693.98
Cashier checks outstand
ing 273.09
Time and Savings Depos
its 29,921.99
Other liabilities 99.20
TOTAL $216,41-4 97
State of Oregon, County of Morrow:
ss.
! I, W. O. Hill, Cashier of the abore
' named bank, do solemnly swear that
the above statement is true to the
best of my knowledge and belief.
! W, O. HILL, Cashier.
! Subscribed and sworn to before me
this 24th day of November, 1919.
! VAWTER CRAWFORD,
Notary Public,
illy Commission expires 2-16, 1920.
CORRECT Attest:
I W. G. SCOTT,
I geo. l. McMillan,
I Directors,
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Featuring
CHARLIE
CHAPLIN
in
" Shoulder
Arms"
Also Sir Johnston
Forbes-Robertson &
Cast in
"The Passing of the
Third Floor Back" L
y a
SnQULDLK AHMa
Sunday, Nov. 30, WALLACE REED in
"The Source"
Monday, December 1st
Charming Anita Stewart in
"A Mid-Night
Romance"
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SO DOES THE PRICE!
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Friday, November 27, Gladys Brockwell in
"The Divorce Trap"
in :
ill SATURDAY, BIG DOUBLE HEADER I
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THERE Is a very good reason
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that it is of t'-.e quality YOU will
like -because it reflects the taste in
style of envelopes and choice of tints
YOU would approve, and last be
cause it is a paper that is YOU to
your friends.
When you are passing our way,
come in and see some of the new
tints and envelope shapes.
Tuesday, December 2
Florence Reed in
"Her Code of
Honor"
SATURDAY, DEC. 6th
Ellison-White presents at the Star Theater
Hettie Jane Dunaway in
"JUST PLAIN JUDY"
An adaptation from "Daddy Long Legs" and other stories
General Admission 50 Cts. Reserved Seats 75 Cts.
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That means SUPERIOR time to all farmers who are
looking forward to best results.
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