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About The gazette-times. (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925 | View Entire Issue (July 24, 1919)
pacts cort Fall Style Thoughts Have Arrived The Canning Season EXPERTS AGREE that Zerolene holds better compression, gives perfect protection to the moving parts, deposits least carbon. There is a consistency of Zerolene scientifically refined to meet exactly the needs of your car. Get a Cor rect Lubrication Chart for your car. STANDARD OIL COMPANY (California) Geo. W. Milholland, Special Agent, Standard Oil Company Heppner, Oregon. llllllllllllllllllllllll I You Should Get Full Satisf ac- I tion Out of Your Car EUGENEFRENCH H Successor to Ackley & French Look for us in the repair department of the j HEPPNER GARAGE. H Guarantee Satisfaction on all Repair Work and EE Overhauling and their prices are very j ES reasonable. EE We ask you to give us a trial the next time your S car needs the services of a repair shop. We are EE EE equipped and have the expert mechanics to do the Jj EE job right. E U Our battery repair department is at your service EE H and our many satisfied patrons attest to its efficiency. EE EE Free inspection and free distilled water. 1 Oxy-Acetylene Welding i EE We weld anything except a broken heart. I 51 The Gazette-Times Gives More Advertising Value for Eact Dollar Expended for Space In Its Columns Than Any Other Available Medium. Let Us Prove It to You. Put Your Surplus Straw Back On Your Land The straw that you burn or use wastefully can be put back on your land with big profit. Properly spread, straw acts as a mulch on fall seeded crops. It pre vents soil blowing, prevents winter killing, prevents winter sleet from smoth ering plants and when turned under it has almost as much fertilizing value as manure. Spread your straw come in and get a John Deere Spreader with Straw Spreading attachment Get double use and double prof it from it The John Deere Spreader with a Straw Spreading Attachment spreads straw and spreads manure does a fine, even job in either case. One man operates ths John Deere either when spreading straw or manure. After the machine is loaded, get on the seat, put the ma chine in gear, start the team or tractor, set the machine for heavy or light spread ing as conditions require-' that's all. To take off the Straw Spreading Attachment for manure spreading is only a 30-minute job for one man. The change is quickly and easily made. Don't attempt to get along another year without this profitable equipment Come in and let u$ show you an outfit that will pay for ittelfin a short time GILLIAM & BISBEE Heppner, Oregon One may wear thin things to keep cool in late July and August but can one be restricted from thinking about heavier garments first hints ot (all and winter. Style makers show these two models tor the first cool days footbally stuff the young co-ed thinks. A touch of fur is still with us, with wool garments In a new oxford gray being very much favored for suits Little Bits of Wit and Humor Inexcusable. Mrs. Wilson Then the wedding was not altogether a success? Mrs. Fitzgerald No; the groom's mother cried louder than the bride's mother. It was considered very bad form. Judge. A Good Man for the Job. First Weed-Prohlbitlonlst I wish we could unpopularize tobacco. Second Weed-Prohibltionlst Sup pose we put Burleson in charge. Judge. Not Quite Clear. The Diner How did I order my eggs? The Waitress Well, you wasn't any too polite about it. Harvard Lampoon. Memotechnics, A farmer ran into a drug-store much upset. "My wife told me to get something here, and I have forgotten what it Is. Can you help me out?" The Druggist Not unless you tell me something more about it. Farmer Well its for pain. Druggist Asplrn, cocaine, acon ite? Farmer No, no, that don't sound like it; its something that sounds prettier. Druggist Sorry, but can't do any thing for you. Farmer Yes, you can. Druggist Well, how? Farmer I'll tell you; name the Great Lakes for me. Druggist I don't quite see the connection, but I try to please. On tario. The farmer 6hook his head. Druggist Huron, Superior, Michi gan. More shaking of the head. "Erie," said the druggist. The farmer's face brightened. "That's it. Wasn't there a fa mous sailor who won a battle there? Druggist Perry, you mean, Farmtr Now you got It. Give me a dime's worth of perrygoric for the old woman. Journal of the Ameri can Medical Association, Conscientious. A big Irishman, while carrying a ladder through a crowded street, had the misfortune to break a plate glass window in a store. He immediately dropped his ladder and broke into a run, but he had been seen by the shopkeeper, who dashed after him, in company with several salesmen, and was soon caught. "Here, you big loafer!" shouted the angry shopkeeper when he had regained his breath. "You have broken my window." "I sure have," admitted the Celt, "and didn't you see me running home to get mney to pay for It?" Har per's Weekly. Out of His Line! It was one of those rare occasions when Attorney Guernsey lost a case and he wasn't feeling so very happy over it. "Your profession doesn't make an gels out of men, does It?" said a med ical friend, teaslngly. "No," snapped Lou, "that's one thing we leave to you doctors." University Kansan. Joshing the Medico. "And shall I be able to play the piano when my hand heals?" asked the wounded soldier. "Certainly you will," said the doc tor. "Gee, that's great! I never could before." Boston Transcript. ALL TIRED OUT Hundreds More In Heppner in the Same Plight. Tired all the time; Weary and worn out night and day; Back aches; head aches; Your kidneys are probably weak ened. You should help them at their work. Let one who knows tell you how. Mrs. B. G. Sigsbee, K. St., Hepp ner, says: "Speaking from personal experience, I can recommend Doan's Kidney Pills, for I have always found them Just what they are -represented to be. When I get that tired, dull ache across the small of my back and notice my kidneys are not acting right, I get a box of Doan's Kidney You will find this store complete with all things which make the canning season SUCCeSSful Jars, Rubbers, Lids, Para fine Wax Place Your Orders Now If You Want Raspberries, See Us Now Sam Hughes Company Pills. After taking them a few days, ore in Heppner Wednesday from their I feel as well as ever." , farm home In Black Horse. Price 60c, at all dealers. Don't simply ask for a kidney remedy get DR. D. R. HAYLOR Doan's Kidney Pills the same that Eye specialist of Portland will be Mrs. SIg3bee had. Foster-Milburn in Heppner from July 27th to August Co., Mfgrs., Buffalo, N. Y. , 2nd inclusive. Anyone with defec- tive vision In need of glasses will find E. M. Huiden and wife were visit- him with Wm. Haylor. am leaders II1IIIIIIIIIH I CONSERVATIVELY estimated, The Gazette-Times has 6000 readers. Of this number nearly five-sixths live in the trade area of which Heppner is the cen ter. These people almost 5000 of them look to The Gazette-Times each week for the news of Heppner and Morrow county. They look to The Gazette-Times for the news of the stores and business houses of this city, and their purchases of the necessities and luxuries of life aregreatly influenced by what they read in this paper. Very few advertisers in country weeklies have at their command an advertising force as great as is offered the advertisers of Heppner by THE GAZETTE-TIMES. In addition to the large circulation larger in proportion to the population of its territory than that of any other paper in this part of the country THE GAZETTE-TIMES places at the disposal of the advertiser a printing plant fully equipped with new type, presses and accessories, manned by printers of real ability, an advertising service of recognized merit and a desire to be of service. These combined to put the advertiser's message before the large number of readers make up an unequalled advertising opportunity. iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiira Let G. - T. Service Help Increase Your Sales Next week "Our Plant What It Means to Advertiser and Reader."