The gazette-times., August 22, 1918, Page PAGE SEVEN, Image 7

THK GAZETTE-TIMKH, HEPPNtK, UKEOON, THURSDAY, ACGC8T 2, 191A.
PAGE SUVUA
Makes Bale of Garford Truck.
Martin Reld has sold a 2-ton Gar
ford truck to Geo. Bleakman of
Hardman. Mr. Bleakman will use
the truck in his merchantlle and
garage businesses in the south end
city. Mr. Reld had had the agency
for the Garford but a few days when
the sale was made.
the home of Mr. and Mrs. J. T.
Knappenherg. They left Saturday
morning for the Karl Farnswortb
place at Rhea Siding.
F
TO 45 WILL LIKELY
BE IN SEPTEMBER
Mike Marshall, old-time resident
of Heppner now conducting a stock ;
business near Castle Rock, Oregon, i
Misses Edna Bergreen and Ailetm
Brierly of lone, visited last week at
was In Heppner Tuesday.
What your son needs Is a college
education. Mt. Angel College, St.
Benedict, Oregon. Rev. A. M. Meier.
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Portland, Ore., August 14. Some
time early in September, every man
in Oregon betw een the ages of 18 and
20, and 32 and 45 years, inclusive,
will be required to register under the
new draft law, now before Congress.
These age limits are as yet tenta
tive, as the bill has not been finally
acted upon. Minor changes may be
made in the age limits. But they
will be in general as stated in the
foregoing.
The exact date of the opening
registration day has not yet been
pet, and cannot be set until Congress
passes the law to lower and extend
the draft ages. But it is considered
certain that the daw will be passed
very soon and that the registration
day to be proclaimed by the Presi
dent will be early in September.
Every man who comes within th
designated ages should keep himself
very carefully informed, for his own
protection, about the status of the
new draft measure, and especially
as to the day fixed for registration, j
Failure to register on the proper :
day will subject the neglectful person
to a heavy penalty. Ignorance will
not excuse him.
Oregon is pretty well versed in the
procedure to be complied with by
men of draft age on registration day,
for already two such draft registra
tion days have been held in the state.
The first was that of June 5, 1917,
when all men from 21 to 30 years
of age, inclusive, were required to
register for military service. The
second registration day was that of
June 5 of this year, when all men
who had attained their 21st birthday
since registration day of the pre
ceding year were required to register.
The coming registration day will
be even more important than these
two, for the number of men to be
registered is estimated at fully one
third greater than on June 5, 1917.
It is believed that in Oregon alone
fully 100,000 men will have to reg
ister. So far as possible, registration
places on the coming registration day
will be in the regular voting placM.
Local Boards will be in full charge
of the registration.
Local Boards have received in
structions to make all preliminary
arrangements at once for conducting
the registration, so there will be no
delay when the Pretldunts procla
mation Is issued. Registrants are to
be appointed for each precinct, on
the ratio of about one to each prob
able eighty registrants.
Interpreters also will be provided
where necessary to facilitate regis
tration. THE KAISER'S S. O. S.
"O listen, Gott! Attention! please!
Your partner Wilhelm iss here.
Und vislies to speak a vord or two,
Into your favorite ear.
You know dear Gott, dat you and
I,
Always haf been friends,
lTnd shall be in der bye und bye,
Amen vorld mitt oudt end."
"We stick together, thru diss vor,
Und raised a lot of hell,
I've made der cannons roar,
Vile you Gott rung der bell!
I've viped der feeble off der map,
Killed vimmen, und children too,
I've closed the little Belgian's yap.
But 'vonce more, I call on you.'
'Der Russian's dey don't count a
damn,
I've got dem in my sack,
I kill der Dago like a lamb,
Soon France will clear der track.
But one t'ing troubles me, dear
Gott,
All der time night und day,
I didn't figure dot I'd have
To lick der U. S. A.!"
"So Gott, I ask you like a man
To help me vin dis vor,
I'll gift you haf of all my land,
Und ruabye Gott some more!
Ven I lick all of Europe,
(Dat'll be "1919 ve'll say),
I'll den take all my submarines
'Cross to der IT. S. A.' "
"Und Gott, ven I haf killed der
Y.anks,
Und run dem in der sea,
Und haf MY money in der banks,
Ve'll divy, you und ME.
All I'll ask for MY share- Gott,
Iss only 50 states,
You can haf Oklahoma, Gott,
'AH comes to him vot vails.' "
"Now Gott, I'm asking diss of you,
To help me und mv men.
'Und by Gott! Gott, if you refus
iou'll suffer in the end.'
1 11 varn you Gott, so, vake up
quick,
Und get quick on der chob!
Or, all your angels, I vill lick
Und Heaven I vlll mob.
"So Gott chust take dls little tip,
Und open up your eyes.
Or I vill send mv ZennHn-shin
Und make vor on der skies.
Der Yanks must all die Gott, yess
ALL,
Und you must send help, see,
So don't refuse me Gott dots all,
'Kaiser Wilhelm, of Germany.' "
Jason G, Busby.
83rd F. A.. Camn
(Supply Co.,
Doniphan, Fort Sill, Okla.
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