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THE GAZETTE-TIMES, HEPPNER. ORE, THURSDAY, FEB. 22, 1J17
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i?J?;y G. P. A. Portland f
Tlie skirted Animal.
(Carolyn Wells.
Half an inch, half an inch,
Half an inch shorter,
Whether the skirts are for
Mother or daughter!
Briefer the dresses grow,
Fuller the ripples flow, ,
While whisking glimpses show
More than they oughter!
Forward the drees parade!,'.,
Is there a man dismayed '
No! From the sight displayed ;
None could be sundered!
Theirs not to make remark:
Clergyman, clubman, clerk
Gaping from noon till dark
At the four hundred.
Short skirts to right of them!
Shorter to left of them! --
Shortest in front of. them,
Flaunted and flirted!
In hose of stripe and plaid,
Hued most exceeding glad,
Sporting in spats run mad,
Come the short-skirted.
Flashed all their ankles there.
Flashed as they turned in air!
What will not women dare?
Though some of the exhibits show,
Some of them blundered.
All sorts of types of pegs
Broomsticks, Piano legs;
Here and there fairy shapes,
Just built to walk on eggs,
Come by the hundred.
When can their glory fade? i
Oh, the wild show they made!
All the world wondered, -
Grande dame and demoiselle,
Shop girl and Bowery belle
Fourhundrd? H'm oh, well.
Any old hundred!
Judge.
The HORN PASTIME
VICTOR GROSHEN, Prop.
SOUTHEAST CORNER MAIN & MAY STREETS
Complete Line of Candies and Cigars and all the
Leading Soft Drinks. Card Tables in Connection.
First Class Service
: Give Us a Call
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We will pay Portland prices without commission
for shipments of veal, all kinds poultry and fresh
eggs at your station. Ship direct to .Manager
BUTTE PUBLIC MARKET, Butte, Mont.
We pay express and same price you receive in
Portland.
LYCEUM
Home Talent Entertainment Will Be
Given Uuder fiupenision of Mrs.
J. E. Berwick and Mrs. X.
E. Winnard.
In order that the deficit which
now stands against those who signed
up for the lyceumcouse last year,
may be wiped out, the services of
Mrs. J. E. Berwick, well known elo
cutionist, and Mrs., N. E. Winnard
have been secured. Mrs. Berwick
will appear on the program a number
of times in elocutionary work and
Mrs. Winnard will have chargo of the
musical feature of . the entertain
ment. Mrs. Berwick needs no introduc
tion to the Heppner public, since she
has appeared to advantage on pre
vious occasions. She will give a
number of well known reading!.
The entertainment will he given in
the high school auditorium on the
evening of Wednesday February, 28,
beginning at 8 o'clock.
The program outlined by the
ladies in charge will take the form
of the following:
(a) "Mr. Brown Has His Hair
Cut."
(b) "Pa's Intiation." Mrs. Ber
wick. v
Music Selected.
(a) "Holding a Seat at the Bene
fit." (b) "Rosa," (Italian dialect)
Mrs. Berwick.
Music Selected.
'.'The Soul of the Old Violin"
Mrs. Berwick.
Music Selected,
(a) "Daddy"
' (b) Selection from "The Call of
The Wild." Mrs. Berwick.
(a) "Speak up Ike"
(b) "Old Glory." Mrs. Berwick.
Star Spangled Banner, by the audience.
The Federated Church.
The topic for the- morning sermon
will be: "How Far Away is God?"
Evening: "The World as Christ
Found It." Leader for Christian" En
deavor, David Wilson. You are cor
dially invited to attend the services
next Sunday.
H. A. NOYES,
Pastor.
On Tuesday of last week Lou
wineoarger 01 Mitcneu forged a
check on the Shaniko bank for $475,
signing the name of his grandfather
Marlon Osborn, and cashed the check
at Steiwer & Carpenter bank, Fossil,
after it had been endorsed by S. A.
Stewart of this place. The forgery
was discovered when Mr. Osborn
came to Fossil Thursday and learn
ed that the check had been presented
and cashed. Young Winebarger
boarded the train at Condon, Wed
nesday morning, ostensibly bound for
Boise, Idaho and Sheriff Kelsay start
ed after him Thursday evening, but
returned home without Winebarger
last evening, after a week's fruitless
search. Fossil Journal.
D. E. Oilman returned the last of
the week from a business trip of
several days to outside points,
E. S. Duran came up from Lexing
ton on Tuesday.
Mrs. Berwick And The Press.
The Toledo Leader says: Our
people turned out well and were res
ponsive to the reader's every mood.
Mrs. Berwick has a pleasing person
ality and before the conclusion of
her first number, .every person In the
opera house was her friend. Mrs.
Berwick has one of the best enter
tainments we have ever heard. As a
child impersonator especially, she is
almost perfect. Everything she ren
ders is clean, elevating and instruc
tive. .
Former Seattle Mayor AVrites.
In a letter from Geo. L. Cottertll,
former mayor of Seattle, he says:
"Your audiences will always be a-
bundantly amused and interested,
but, by the use of such selections as
you favored us with last week (when
It was my pleasure to introduce you
to that vast Seattle audience) they
will also be stirred to the depths of
human sympathy and raised to the
heights of the noblest ideals."
The press notices and words of
commendation taken from scores of
kindly criticisms of Mrs. Berwick's
work as a reader, Impels us to say
that the people of Heppner, who take
advantage of this opportunity of
hearing her in a full evening of read
ings, have a real treat ahead.
Those who heard Mrs. Berwick
Friday evening, are enthusiastic In
commendation of her work as a
reader and impersonator. Broad in
human sympathy, she is keen in in
terpretation, in which she shows an
originality which is an absolute es
sential to the successful Impersona
tor. She demonstrated likewise the
versatility which made her alike ef
fective In such antipodal selections
as "Pas Initiation" and "The Soul
of the Violin." The program pre
sented a pleasing variety which held
the close attention of the audience
for a little over two hours. New
berg Graphic, Newberg, Ore. ,
The ability of Mrs. Berwick as a
dramatic entertainer and child im
personator Is unequaled by any, and
I .take great pleasure in recommend
ing her. Her ability to hold and en
tertain an audience is remarkable
F. T. Mellinger, Editor Dayton Tri
bune, Dayton, Ore.
I consider Mrs. Berwick one of the
best readers and entertainers I have
ever heard. Rev. C. L. Hamilton
former Pastor Central M, E. church,
Portland, Ore.
Leases Hotel Basement to Install
Amusement Parlors.
C. L. Curran of The Dalles, who
recently Installed a bowling alley in
the north room of the Palace Hotel
basement, has leased the entire base
ment floor space, with the exception
of one back room, and he will soon
put in. new billiard and pool tables.
Although the billiard and pool room
will be separated from the room In
which the bowling alloys are situated
the two will be connected by large
doors. Both places will be equipped
with soft drink fountains and confec
tionery, cigars and tobacco' will be
handled.
Thomson Brothers
For Merchandise.
Three complete departments from
which to choose your every need
Hardware
Is all the name implies and nothing
more. Some hardware is better than
other. That depends.
We carry complete lines of Hard
ware in the best known and more
widely advertised lines.
Vaughn & Sons
Hardware Dealers
People's Cash Market
Phone Main 73
Wholesale and retail dealers in
FRESH AND CURED MEATS
Prompt attention given all orders.
HENRY SCHWARZ, Proprietor
Ford
THE UNIVERSAL CAR
Ford Service for the owners of Ford Cars is a
fact courteous, prompt, efficient. Service which
covers the entire country, almost as a blanket,
to the end that Ford cars are kept in use every
day. Drive where you will, there's a Ford agent
nearby to look after your Ford car. The "Uni
versal Car" will bring you universal service.
Better buy yours today. Touring Car $360,
Runabout $345, Coupelet $505, Town Car $595,
Sedan $645 all f. o. b. Detroit. We solicit your
order.
WALTHER-WILLIAMS HDWE.C0.
J. O. RASMUS, Mgr.
Sales Room in Yeager Blbjr., Main St.
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