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THE GAZETTE-TIMES, IIEPPXER. ORE., THURSDAY, MAY 11, 1916
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JAMES M. KYLE
:. PUBLIC SERIVCE COMMISSION
As candidate for nomination on the Republican ticket to the
office of Public Service Commissioner from the Eastern Oregon
District, I promise if elected I will endeavor to administer the
office so as to encourage the advent of people and capital into
the district and the state for the greater development of its
manifold resources at the same time holding all corporations
to strict accountability under the law.
!' JAMES M. KYLE, Stanfield, Ore.
(Paid Advertising)
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Make gardening a pleasure, a
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complish this is by using good
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We have everything that's
used in garden making. Very
likely we have some tools you
are unfamiliar with. A visit
to our store will prove valua
ble tp you. Call on us we'll
do the rest.
NEWS NOTES FROM
0H00BING CITIES
THE BEST M JUDGE
PACE THREE
A large crowd of neighbors and
friends gathered yeBterday at the
home of "Uncle John" Gurdane at
Riverside and celebrated with him
the ninety-second anniversary of his
birth. A royal feast was spread un
der the apple trees and the center of
the table was adorned with a huge
cake upon which was written in col
ored letters the name and age of the
old veteran and which was also de
corated with candied American flags.
At the head of the table sat Rev.
G. W. Rlgley, a comrade in the G.
A. R. of the honored man who
thougn at an age seldom reached by
man, Is still active, hale and hearty.
Rev. Rlgley made a short talk in hon
or of the occasion. Others gathered
at the table were Mrs. Rlgley, Mr.
and Mrs. S. P. Hutchinson, Mr. and
Mrs. Henry Nell, Mr. Fahr, Douglas
C. Gurdane of Heppner and Chief of
Police Tom Gurdane, sons of the vet
eran, Mrs. Tom Gurdane, Mayor and
Mrs. J. A. Best, Mr. and Mrs. T. B.
Wells, Mr. and Mrs. Ed Doering, Mr.
and Mrs. Ed Morgan, Mr. and Mrs.
W. G. Sutherland, Mr. and Mrs. T.
Myrick, Mr.and Mrs. Wade -Blue, Mr.
and Mrs. Towbridge, Mrs. N. Chis
holm, Mrs. English, Mrs. Morton,
Mrs. Coe, Mrs. Tenny and the school
children of the district school with
their teacher, Mrs. Mae Chisholm.
A social time was spent after the
dinner , and many other friends call
ed during the afternoon and evening
to wish Mr. Gurdane many more
happy birthdays.
Xew Postmaster to be Appointed.
A new postmaster is to be appoint
ed for Ritter. The post office de
partment has issued a circular stat
ing that examinations will be held
to determine the eligibility of ap
plicants for the appointment. The
present postmaster has tendered his
resignation Canyon City Mt. Eagle
GILLIAM &BISBEE
HARDWARE
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Towns Are Quiet.
TV:o towns of the John Day valley
nd in fact all over the county are
guiet at this season. There is prob
ably the usual amount of trading
going on but with very little stir,
The conditions are entirely different
than a few years back which will
explain the apparent inactivity of the
towns. Many of the ranchers now
use autos instead of teams and they
slip into town and do their trading
without attracting any notice. They
come much oftener but do not make
any prolonged stay. The closing
of the saloons has also had its effect
Many of the boys who came to towu
would put in several days at each
trip while now they transact their
business and return home. The
conditions have made the towns seem
much more quiet. The merchants
however are not complaining as the
usual business is transacted. Blue
Mt. Eagle.
Picture Machine Stolen
Ar $200 moving picture machine
belonging to J. R. Jordan was stolen
from the Star Theater Tuesday night.
The machine was used for the perfor
mance Tuesday, but when Operater
Scrivner went to prepare for the show
Wednesday evening, the head of the
machine was missing. Entrance is
thought to have been gained through
a window. There is no trace of the
thief. Echo News.
Improving Yey Itanch
Anton Vey Is having a big dam
built across Butter creek at his ranch
and is putting in a system by which
he will Irrigate all of his lowland
acreage. A bridge across the creek
Is also to be built. The work is be
ing done by the Newport Land &
Construction Co., of Hermiston A
carload of cement will be used In
the concrete work. About two
months work will be required to com
plete the work. Echo News.
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WOOD-LARK"
TRADE MARK
POIS ON
QUICK, CERTAIN,
4-.DEADLY
ALWAYS READY, NEVER FAILS.
Oestroya squirrels, gophers, pralrto dogs, sage
rats. Apply early In Hprlng when the hun
gry pests awake from Winter's sleep. Money
Back If It ever falls. "Wood - Lark" for 26
years has stood every test. It's crop Insur
ance against rodent pests. Manufactured by
Clarke-Woodward Drug Co., Portland, Ore
gon, Buy from your dealer,
A break In the Furnish ditch
on the hill east of Echo last week
caused damage estimated at $3000
before the water could be turned off,
The water broke into the government
canal where it did slight damage and
was finally carried away. The cause
of the break has not yet been determined.
Putterson & Son, A. M.
Mnor & Co., Heppner;
Cecil.
Phelps, and
T. H. Lowe,
FUNERAL SUPPLIES
MODERN EQUIPMENT
PAINSTAKING SERVICE
CASE FURNITURE COMPANY
Dodge Dealer 0. K's
Western Motor Oil.
H. O. Harrison Co. distributors of
the Dodge Bros, car, San Francisco,
think so higly of motor oil made
from western asphalt-base crude that
they use nothing else in their demon
strating cars, and all the cars they
sell go out filled with this oil.
"We have had a good opportunity
of observing its action in the Dodge
motor," says H. P. Huddleston, Mana
ger of the Service Dept., "both in the
hands of our own men and our cus
tomers and are entirely satisfied with
the results , Our motors are free
from carbon, compression is at its
highest point of efficiency, and we
are never troubled with over-heating
and laboring of the motor on long
hard pulls."
Answered,
l "George," queried the curious pas
senger of the elevated conductor,
"how far do you go In a day?"
The boy though a moment.
"When I get to the top I stop and
when I get to the bottom I stop," he
said.
Like a Watch.
Doctor Tl.o c;t:dU is very del
icate, a great deal like a watch.
Patient It that the reason why
you want to take mine out and look
at it every once in a while.
till
What He Called It.
"My henhouse collapsed yesterday,
and literally made dough of all my
chlckens."
"I'd call It a layer-cake, myself!"
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Uncertain.
Bessie (fifteen) He's a friend of
the family, isn't he?
Marjorie (fourteen) I don't quite
know. All I know Is that he kisses
me as If he didn't have a right t j.
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Prodigal.
Old lady My poor man! Here's a
cent for you.
Polite beggar Can't you make It
two, madam?
Old lady What would you do with
two cents?
Polita beggar I'd buy a stamp
and mail you an acknowledgement,
madam. Etiquette forbids me using
a post-card.
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His Excuse.
"I thought you could play pool."
"Lord! What do you expect with
this low-grade chalk?" Record.
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Getting Even.
"Now, what do you want?" asked
the sharp-tempered woman.
"I called to se If I could sell you
some bakin' powder, ma'am," said the
seedy gentleman with the staggering
whiskers.
"Well, you can't sell no bakin'
powder here, and I ain't got no time
to waste on peddlers, anyway.
"Come to think of it, ma'am," said
the seedy gentleman, as he fastened
his bag, "I wouldn't care to sell you
any powder. This poky little kitchen
of yours is so low in the ceilin' that
the bread wouldn't have no chance to
rise." Dallas News. '
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Justification.
"Sir," said the angry woman, " I
understand you said I had a faco '.I.at
would stop a street-car in t'.a middle
of the block."
"Yes, that's what' I said," calmly
answered the mere man. "It takes
an unusually handsome face to induce
a motorman to make a stop liko
that." Topeka Journal.
Jill
Never Aain.
"You say you have quit smoking?"
'Yep; never going to smoke again."
"Then why don't you throw away
those cigars?"
:, "Never! I threw away a box of
good cigars the last time I quit
smoking and it taught me a lesson."
New York Globe.
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What He Could Do.
"What kind of work could you
possibly do around my office?"
"I'm a kind of all-around handy
man, mister. 1 Kin nom a aoor open,
light a match for ye, call a taxi, drop
letters down the chute, an' tell folks
yer out when ye ain't." Brooklyn
Life.
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An Intelligent Colt.
William Gary, a farmer, who lives
in the town of Washington, Wis.,
came to Green Bay recently to do
some trading. His Intention waa to
remain over-night at the home of his
daughter. He drove a four-year-old
colt, and this trip was the first time
the young horse had been away from
home. The trading done, Mr. Gary
wen to his daughter's home, put the
horse in the barn and closed the door.
The door was one of the sliding
kind that hook on the inside. The
farmer retired. The next morning
he went -out to feed the horse, and,
lo, the colt was gone. No signs were
evident of anyone having entered.
The farmer finished the trip on foot
on his return journey home.
Upon his arrival at the farm the
colt was discovered in his old, famil
iar stall eating hay. Mr. Gary claims
the animal had unhooked the latch j
of the sliding door In town and had
left for his own home. Milwaukee
Sentinel.
ISM
Another Mutter.
Mr. Babcock had just been telling
his wife of an old friend.
"And he said he knew me when I
was a little girl?" interrogated the
wife.
"No," said Babcock, "he didn't say
anything of the sort."
"But you just said he did," said
Mrs. Babcock.
"No," said the man, "I didn't."
"Why, Charles!" exclaimed the
wife. "What did he say, then?"
"I said," replied the brute, "that
he said he knew you when he was a
little boy." Philadelphia Ledger.
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Peril lit GurdeniiiK.
The worthy couple sat side by side
on the broad doorstep, looking, we
wotted, as miserable as two lost geese
in a hard hailstorm. We asked why
they were so sad, in view of the fact
that the sun shone brightly and the
brids swayed on the adjacent boughs.
Alas!" they answered. "We have
been making garden. Both of use are
somewhat absentminded,, and after
thinking it over we fear that Saiu-
uella has planted the liver pills and
Horace has taken the sweet peas.
However, we are not absolutely sure
about it, and it is the uncertainty that
hurts." Kansas City Star.
People's Cesii Market
Phone Main 73
All kinds of Fresh and Cured Meals, Poultry, Lard
We pay highest cash prices paid for Stock, Hides and
Pelts.
HENRY SCHWARZ, Proprietor
WE HAVE MOVED
Now located in Palace Hotel next door to Woodson & Sweek
BILLIARDS and POOL
and a comlete Hue of
Cigars, Tobacco, Confectionery, Soft Drinks
THE CLUB :
HOTTMAN & WHITEIS
PROPS.
Drink "Grape Smash"
The pure flavor of the Concord Grape '
5c a glass
Fresh Ice Cream Every Day-WE MAKE IT
THE PALM
The Home of Good "Sweet Meats"
Choice Flour, Feeds, Wood, Coal and
Posts, for Sale by
HEPPNER FARRIERS' UNION
WAREHOUSE CO.
Handle Wheat and Wool. Highest
Price Paid for Hides and Pelts.
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MONTERESTEILI
MARBLE AND GRANITE
WORKS
PENDLETON, OREGON
Fine Monument and Cemetery Work.
All parties interested in getting work in my
line should get my pricas and estimates
before placing their orders,
ALL WORK GUARANTEED
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CITY MEAT MARKET
UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT
All kinds of Fresh and Cured Meats and Lard
This is the place to buy
Oysters, Crabs, Clams, Salmon, Halibut, Smelts
Johdson & Stover
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The HORN PASTIME
VICTOR GROSHEN, Prop.
SOUTHEAST CORNER MAIN & MAY STREETS
Complete Line of Candies and Cigars and all the
Leading Soft Drinks. Card Tables in Connection.
First Class Service : : : Give Us a Call
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