The gazette-times., April 13, 1916, Page PAGE THREE, Image 3

THE GAZETTE-TIMES, HEPPNER, ORE, THURSDAY, APRIL 13. 1916
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HEPPNER 25 YEARS Pi
SPRINGTIME IS
GARDEN MAKING TIE
Start the season right by get
ting the best tools money can
buy the only kind we sell.
Make gardening a pleasure, a
thing that in itself sspells suc
cess, and the right way to ac
complish this is by using good
tools.
We have everything that's
used in garden making. Very
likely we have some tools you
are unfamiliar with. A visit
to our store will prove valua
ble to you. Call on us we'll
do the rest.
GILLIAM &BISBEE
HARDWARE
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In all the World
no other hose
like Ho
oleproof
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BuyThemHereToday
Venra of ntnrlv have made
Holeproof Hose silky, soft
and light in weight. And
you may enjoy all these
features with economy.
Six pairs of cotton Hole
proof are guaranteed to
wear six months without
holes, three pairs of silk are
cmnranteeil three months.
If any fail within that time,
we replace mera
free'. Yet in our
years of experi
ence over 80
have outlasted
this famous
guarantee.
' Holeproof, with all their advantages, cost the same as com
mon kinds. Whatever you pay you can't buy better thau
Holeproof, Try a box today. We have a complete line.
SAM HUGHES CO.
Albany is to have a cheese factory.
The Venta sawmill is at work cut
ting ties.
Myrtle Point wll do much paving
this summer.
Donald A Cheese factory is to be
built at once.
Halsey ships a ton of eggs a day
to outside markets.
Sutherlin Everfresh Co. enlarg
ing at cost of $6,000.
I Astoria Work on the McEachern
shipyard has started.
Corvallis Three churches will be
built here this summer.
Bandon Moore mill has started
operations with 80 men.
The Jananese are building many
vessels to handle U. S. trade.
Allen & Lewis have completed a
wholesale house at Eugene.
Marshfield Nan Smith chartered
to carry war supplies to Japan.
Independence The S. P. Co. plans
to electrify from here to Corvallis.
Petitions are to be circulated for
$370,000 road bonds in Coos county
A new depot will be built at Marsh
field and North Bend by the S. P. Co
A 20,000-ft. sawmill is being built
on the Willamette-Pacific near Rich
ardson.
Baker New railroad is proposed
between here and Pine ana bagie
Valleys.
A Myrtle Creek man has invented
an engine to run by air instead of
gasoline.
Bandon G. W.-Dafoe, of Detrott,
Mich., is building a sawmill here to
operate soon.
Lebanon paper mill is running at
full time with a full force; the first
time in months.
Farm products shipped from Ba
ker, Haines and North Powder for
1915 were worth $793,200.
Orders have already been placed
by France and Italy tor 4UU,uuu
cases of Pacific coast salmon.
Prineville has voted $100000
bond issue to start railroad to con
nect with the Oregon Trunk line near
Redmond.
J. O. Vogel of Pittsburg will build
A O I Tn
a large summer resort on ouu in
land in the Columbia river between
Portland and Vancouver.
Newberg is working for a logan
berry juice, cidar and vinegar fac
tory. Albany and Roseburg are also
after the same kind of a plant.
From the Gazette of April 9. 1891.
O. D. Allison says farmers of Eight
Mile are enjoying prosperity and a
splendid showing for growing crops
the coming season.
Gene Gilmaa passed through town
last week on his way from The Dalles
Corn Cob, Grant county, where
he is largely Interested.
Uncle" Nat Webb arrived from
Walla Walla Monday last and will
look after his extensive interests
here.
Phill Cohn, the efficient manager
of the H. Blackman and Co.'s store,
left Monday for Portland and is ex
pected home soon.
Frank Sloan was over from But
ter creek last Saturday to attend a
regular communication of Heppner
Lodge No. 69, A. F. & A. M.
Saturday's train brought in a large
number of new people. In fact every
train In on the branch now brings in
strangers who are looking for the
best place to locate.
Oscar Minor returned Monday
from a trip to his possessions in the
Blues. He saw numerous deer in
that vicinity, but as it is unlawful to
kill them at this season of the year,
was content with securing a few antelope.
Messrs. Frank and Robert Minor,
of Cedar Rapids, Iowa, arrived last
Monday evening. They are nephews
of Ellis Minor, and after visiting the
folks here, will likely take in the
Puget Sound country.
People's Cash (Market
Phone Main 73
All kinds of Fresh and Cured Meats, Poultry, Lard
We pay highest cash prices paid for Stock, Hides and
Pelts.
HENRY SCHWARZ, Proprietor
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WE HAVE MOVED
Now located in Palace Hotel next door to Woodson & Sweek
BILLIARDS and POOL
and a comlete Hue of
Cigars, Tobacco, Confectionery, Soft Drinks
THE CLUB :
HOTTHAN & WHITE1S
PROPS.
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TAKE YOUR MEALS AT THE
O. K. RESTAURANT
Ma Shoot, Prop.
Just re-opened. Everything neat and clean
Best of everything the market affords, including
fresh oysters and shell fish.
MEALS
25c and up
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TO THE PUBLIC:
I AM RESTOCKING OUK NURSERIES IN HEPPNER WITH
EVERYTHING CARRIED IN A FIRST-CLASS NURSERY. I KEEP
THE VARIETY OF FRUITS, SHRURS, ROSES, FINEST DAHLIAS
AND VEGETABLE PLANTS THAT ARK REST SUITED TO THIS
CLIMATE AT LOWEST CASH TRICES. ALL STOCK GUARAN
TEED AS REPRESENTED. I GROW CABBAGE AND TOMATO
PLANTS IN LARGE QUANTITIES.
HARRY CUMMINGS.
IHE BEST FROM JUDGE
All The Same.
One Of course they are nice to
have, but they are a lot of trouble
hist the same.
Two (with a sigh) Yes, they are.
One Cost a bunch of money, too
Two You're right they do.
One 'Tlsn't the first experfse one
minds but the upkeep Is fierce.
Two Don't I know It?
One Always something wrong
with the blamed things and there Is
nobody but a specialist can tell what
It Is.
Two That's true.
One Still, after you've had one
or two of them you couldn't 'get
ulnne without them.
Two (brightening) That's what
I think. People envy you, too.
finn Yes. still it's an endless wor
ry keeping them looking trim and
shining. And gasoline and tires are
going up
Two Gasoline and tires! Good
heavens, man! I thought you were
talking about babies!
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No DrlU Needed.
Dentist Excuse me a moment,
please.
Patient Where are you going?
Dentist Before beginning work
on you I must have my drill.
PoHpnt Great Scott, man. can't
you pull a tooth without a rehearsal?
till
Lexicography.
Mr. Podd Here's a county out in
Kansas where every ninth man has
an automobile.
.Tnhnnv Pnnn Oh. Dad. is that
what they mean by the submerged
tenth?
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Her Neglectful Parents.
She was varv vounsr. very pretty,
and had been engaged less than forty-eight
hours.
"Mamma." she Said softly, "Marry
is i8 just perfectly wonderful!"
"Yes. Muriel," replied her motner,
understandingly.
"Yes, he is! why you and Papa
have known me known me all my
life and never noticed it!"
"Never noticed what, dear?"
"Why, Harry kept looking into my
eyes last evening, and every time he
looked into them he whispered to me
that each one was Just a little bit
bluer than the other!"
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Heredity.
"Mv least bov. Bearcat, four years
old, Is a tollable quarrelsome little
cus," admitted Mr. Gap Johnson, of
Rumpus Ridge, Ark., "but nothing
like you'd expect, considering that
his gran'paw was a weather prophet
and one of his uncles an evangelist.
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i Neutrals.
Fogg How do you side, on the
War?
Hogg Oh, I'm neutral, of course.
Fogg I hope they win, too!
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Flossie Caught.
Flossie Flirt Jack, that man in
the box hasn't taken his eyes off me
for an hour.
Her escort How do you know?
Punch Bowl. '
Mil
Yea School of Education.
Hubb I just read an account of
two girls getting lost in the Alps in
midwinter.
Wiff Terrible! Were they frozen
to death?
Hubb No, they warmed them
selves on the mountain ranges.
Panther.
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Two Kinds of Boys.
The story is told of a boy who
forced his way into a merchant's pri
vate office and said to him:
"Excuse me, sir, but I want a job,
and I'm in a hurry."
"You do, eh?" responded the mer
chant, "and why are you in such a
hurry?
"Got to hurry," replied the young
ster. "Left school yesterday and
havn't struck anything yet. I can't
waste time, and if you havn't any
thing I'll be moving on. The only
place I can stop long is where they
pay me for it."
"When can you come?" inquired
the surprised boss.
"Don't have to come," was the
quick response. " I'm here now, and
would have been at work before this
if you'd said so."
The seauel. of course, is that the
boy got the job and went to work
on the spot. We all know the moral
to be conveyed.
It's a nerfectlv good story one or
the kind that bo well in interesting
talks and magazine articles by brisk,
well-dressed young fellows who are
showing old business men all about
efficiency and economy.
Rut isn't it lust possible that tne
quiet boy who was sitting modestly
in the anteroom, waiting for per
mission to address the merchant, ana
who had no fireworks conversation to
hand out when he was given a chance
to ask for a job, was the better coy
of the two and the winner in the long
run? Cleveland Leader.
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Ambiguous.
The Thinker I've got a letter
from my son out West.
His Friend What is Tom doing
now?
The Thinker That's what I can't
make-out. He eays he is engaged in
the destruction of weeds. Now, that
may mean he's smoking a good many
cigars or that he is trying to induce
some widow to make a second ven
ture or it may mean that he is doing
farm work. New Orleans limes-
Picayune. '
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Had Never Hud One.
"Would vou consider me presump
tuous if I asked you for a kiss," in
quired the new arrival in the hospi
tal.
"That deDends." replied the nurse.
"Have you fallen in love with me?"
"Can't sav that I have in tins snori
time." But I've never had a sterilized
Drink "Crape Smash"
The pure flavor of the Concord Grape
5c a glass
Fresh Ice Cream Every DayWE HAKEIt"
THE PALM
The Home of Good "Sweet Meats"
Choice Flour, Feeds, Wood, Coal and
Posts, tor bale by
HEPPNER FARMERS' UNION
WAREHOUSE CO.
Handle Wheat and Wool. Highest
Price Paid for Hides and Pelts.
L
MONTERESTELLI
MARBLE AND GRANITE
WORKS
PENDLETON, OREGON
Fine Monument and Cemetery Work.
All parties interested in getting work in my
line should get my pricas and estimates
before placing their orders.
ALL WORK GUARANTEED
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CITY MEAT MARKET
UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT
All kinds of Fresh and ured Meats and Lard
This ta th place to buy
Oysters, Crabs, Clams, Salmon, Halibut, Smelts
Johnson & Stover
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What Did He Mean?
Black I can't think of the name
of this cigar.
White That's a burning shame.
The HORN PASTIME
VICTOR GROSHEN, Prop.
SOUTHEAST CORNER MAIN 4 MAY STREETS
Complete Line of Candies and Cigars and all the
Leading Soft Drinks. Card Tables in Connection.
First Class Service
Give Us a Call
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