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THE GAZETTE-TIMES, HEPPNER, ORE., THURSDAY, SEPT. 9, 1913. PAGE THREE I'KOKKSSIOXAL COMMX Dr. H. T. ALLISON Physician & Burgeon Office in Gunn Building. HEPPNER, OREGON Dr. N. E. WINNARD Physician & Surgeon Office in Fair Building HEPPNER - - OREGON Dr. F. N. CHRISTENSEN DENTIST Offices over the New Postofflce. HEPPNER, OREGON, A. D. McMURDO, M. D. Physician & Surgeon Office in Patterson Drug Store HEPPNER :-: :-: OREGON Dr. JOHN B. DYE DENTIST Room 16, lone Hotel, lone, Ore. C. E. WOODSON ATTORN EV-AT-LAW Office in Palace Hotel, Heppner, Oregon SAM E. VAN VACTOR ATTORNEY-AT-LAW Offce on west end of May Street HEPPNER, OREGON S. E. NOTSON ATTORNEY-AT-LAW Office in Court House, Heppner. F. H. ROBINSON LAWYER IONE :-: :-: :-: :-: -: OREGON Knappenberg & Johnson ATTORNEYS AND COVNCELORS AT LAW IONE -: :-: :-: :-: :-: OREGON CLYDE and DICK WELLS SHAVING PARLORS Three doors south of Postofflce. Shaving 25c Halrcutting 35c Bathroom in connection. PATTERSON & ELDER 2 Doors North Palace Hotel. TONSORAL ARTISTS FINE BATHS SHAVING 25c J. H. BODE MERCHANT TAILOR HEPPNER :-: :-: :-: OREGON FOR FINE UP-TO-DATE HOMES See T. G. DENNISEE ARCHITECT ml CONTRACTOR W. L. SMITH ABSTRACTER Only complete set of abstract books in Morrow County, HEPPNER :-: :-: :-: OREGON CLOTHES CLEANING AND PRESSING MRS. G. A. FISCHER Upper Main Street, Heppner, Ore. "Tailoring That Satisfies" LOUIS PEARSON MERCHANT TAILOR HEPPNER :-: :-: :-: OREGON E. E. VICKERS PAINTER Tlione 562 HEPPNER OREGON M. DYE, M. D. DENTIST Permanently located in Odd Fel lows Building, Rooms 4 and 6. HEPPNER, ORGEON REDFRONT Livery & Feed Stables WILLIS STEWART, Proprietor. First Class Livery Rigs kept constantly on band and can be furnished on short no tice to parties desiring to drive into the interior. First class Hacks and Buggies Call around and see us. We cater to the Commercial Travel ers and Camping Parties m' and can furnish rigs and driv er on short notice. HEPPNER - - - OREGON When you need two-vision lenses be sure to get KRYPTOK v LENSES 1V ("'urn by over 250,000 peopU) For in all othcrtwo-vision lenses there is a line or seam between the near and far vision portions that makes the wearer look less than his best, ar.d unmistakably brands him or her with a sign ot age. Kryp'oks arc doubltvvislon lenses mat lookexactly Ijkercg.'ularoae- vision lenr.es because (here are uohncsorscamsL Dr. Winnard can supply these lenses Satisfaction guaranteed or money refunded. 4 J J ! S ! 45 tiijtmtv nvr vv no iiri i-r ir iruni 1 fin ti lirnniirri ni.ll IN HUVVNhW nuu in ilia 1 iilii Prom the Gazette, Sept. 18, 1890. M. D. Ilayman got back from Mc Duffee Springs Tuesday much im proved in health. Dry McClaran is up from Browns ville to look after his interests in the bald, but everlasting Heppner hills Mr. and Mrs. Briggs, of Vancou ver, parents of L. W. Iirlggs, are vis iting the latter at his home in Hepp ner. The brick work of Heppner's ho tel is , completed. It looms up in striking contrast with smaller joints close at hand. Miss Cassie Cantwell is very ill with typhoid fever, at the home of her father, Wm, Cantwell, who now resides in Portland. A two-horse shay passed through town yesterday from Palouse, hound for "Californy." The team consist ed of a 700-pound cayuse and a horse 16 or 17 hands high. Funny rig, but they are "getting there." Chas. Mallory got home Tuesday from New York, where he has been with horses which lie sold well and came home happy. Will Mallory is buying sheep in the Chicago market for the market farther East, and is doing well. The Heppner soda works have been purchased by Geo. B. Tedrowe, who will use the clear, crystal waters of Murphy's spring, above town, on the Jas. Jones ranch to make the exhll- irating pop fizz sizz for Heppner people. No need of importations when Tedrowe gets his works going. All the visitors to Portland's races have returned except Jas. Jones, Geo. Swaggart, Tom Matlock and Hill Til lard. From what Pat can learn the hoys backed the wrong horse at the City View Tark races. It Is often thus. Messrs. Jones and Swaggart are attending the Salem fair. T. W. Ayers, Jr., has bought the City Drug Store from the heirs of A. D. Johnson and will continue the hus- f I uoliacsorscamsin them. -r(j iness at the old stand, where he so licits a continuance of patronage. Mr. Ayers is a youns man of sterling qualities, is well known to everyone here and will undoubtedly succeed. A bucket full of hot ashes set fire to P. O. Borg's woodshed last Mon day morning. It was speedily extin guished. Later in the day T. W. Ayers barn was discovered to be on fire, Just back of the horse stalls. How It started was a mystery. It was also put out in its incipiency. Look after fire. Charley Ah Sing was pullled last Monday for harboring a vicious dog, which actually bit several. He was left off with the costs of the case, agreeing to kill the dog. Chinatown had dog a la fricasee on Monday and Tuesday. Chinatown can eat more Heppner dogs and still not extinguish the breed. New line from Bartlett's Clothier Co. of ladies ready-to-wear clothes, just in. Tills stock changes every ten days. The Victor Ladies Tailor ing Co.'s new Fall and Winter style book is here. Come In and see It. MRS. L. G. HERREN. FOR SALE OR TRADE At ranch or in town. Pine cord wood. Write Box 197, Heppner, or See R. H. Weeks, Hamilton Ranch. Also pas ture to let for 75 to 100 head of cat tle. J. 15-2m. BIG VALUE IN STRAW FOR A COYER CROP Thlrteen burned or burning straw- stacks were seen by the O. A. C. Press bulletin editor a little less than a year ago, in traveling 60 miles along a Willamette Valley railway. Formerly much of the straw now wasted in smoke was hauled to mills and made into paper. The loss to the lahd is the same in both practices, not only carrynlg away fertility ele ments but leaving the soil in easily puddled condition. The value of the former is about $2.84 in each ton of wheat straw, $4.05 in each ton of oat straw, and $7.48 in clover straw Draining the soils of these elements for plant making year by year causes losses that lead to depletion, and at the same time renders less available the portions remaining by taking out the supply of humus the soil ingre dient that makes the soil work read ily and gives It the dark, rich look, so much sought after in general farm lands. Since tile season of the year is now approaching when large quan titles of straw are burned, the Press Bulletin has secured for its next issue an illustrated article by Professor G. R. Hyslop on methods of returning straw to the soil. COMMUNITY AUCTION SALE. Bring in anything you want to dis pose of to the Community Auction Sale, which will be held inside the Fair Grounds Sept. 16, 17, 18. We will sell anything and everything. E. E. MILLER, Auctioneer. SOME OF THE BEST FROM "JUDGE" ... ... Thought He Might Catch It. The tall, fidgety man hurriedly en tered the depot, and, addressing a bystander, asked: "Do you think I can catch the flyer for Chicago?" The man addressed casually sur veyed the other's long legs and, slow ly removing the cigar from between his lips, replied: "Well, it looks like you ought to, but you'd better hurry, for she s been gone half an hour." 5 ! 9 Says Old Mrs. Kietty Fawlts: "If folks would always tell the truth, And never would pretend, Nobody in this neighborhood Would have a single friend!" Tennyson J. Daft. 5 8 5 5 At n Loss. "Young Mrs. Wombat doesn't seem to know what to do for her babv." 'Well, you can't wonder. No book of instructions came with him." 5 5 5 8 The Rift in the Lu(e. He's ruler of the Macaroons And Master of the Knockers, And lie has been for many moons Panjandrum of the Shockers. In the great order of the Bun He's the Supreme Controler, And in the Soldiers of the Sun He's Knight and Chief High Roller. Ic's Inca of the Fiddledees And Captain of the Booters, High Cockalorum of the Bees And Rusher of the Scooters. Yet what are titles such as those But merest sham and shoddy When in his home (as well he knows) His wife thinks he's nobody! Nathan M. Levy. 5 5 8 You can't tell by the noise the lorn makes how much gasoline is in the tank. 5 5 5 8 The Relationship. Mrs. Swiftley and her former hus band were still friends. Noting the similarity of names and their famil iar manner toward each other, a ladv who as a guest with them at a week end party, thought they must be cou sins. "Is Mr. Swiftley a connection of yours?" she asked. "No." laughed Mrs. Swiftley. "A disconnection." i i i 1 A Wise Kid. "Johnny, do you know that your mother has been looking for you?" asked the neighbor next door. - "Sure I do," replied Johnny; "that is the reason she can't find me!" till Xot Aphrodite. Chorus Girl She don't look good in nothing. Theatrical Manager You should n't say that. Say, "She looks good in nothing." Chorus irl Naw, that ain't what I mean. 5 5 5 8 Nothing to It. His Wife Never mind if you have lost everything. You still have me. Mr. Bustup But you're not an as set. You're a running expense. 5 5 5 5 Definitions for the Mentally Deaf. Corker A person who bottles up a little sunshine for a rainy day. Ambition A nest egg that hatches out Disappointment. Trouble The balance wheel that keeps us from getting too gay. Bore A person who never flatters us. Ennui Being tired of doing noth ing, but too tired to do anything else. Promoter A man who earns his bread by the sweat of some other fellow's brow. Poverty The soap that guards us against the ills of filthy lucre. Optimist A person who polishes up the dark side of life. New Leaf-The same old one, with just another turn. Skeptic A man who doesn't even believe his own conscience. Jury A body of twelve men se lected to decide which one of the lit igants has the best lawyer. Gossip A person who can read be tween the lines when there is noth ing there. Pessimist One who divides his time between wanting what he does n't get and getting what he doesn't want. A Good Husband A man who hasn't the nerve to be anything else. Sam S. Stinson. 5 5 5 8 A Little Child Khali Lead Them. The word was tire. The teacher of the infant class was endeavoring to impart it to the children by the suggestive method. "What is it that you always must have when you go automobillng?" she asked. "A puncture," exclaimed the class, in chorus. 8 8 8 8 The Self-Made Man. "I'll have you understand, sir," said the bustling little chap, "that I am a self-made man." "All right, old man," said Jiggers. "Now run along home and finish the job, and then I'll talk to you." 8 8 8 8 Getting Even. Husband You have robbed trousers. Wife That's what you get my for hooking my clothes. 5 5 5 8 Her First Concern. The waitress was pretty and con scious of the fact. The diner was frivolous and for ward. "Pretty tough to be penned up here on a nice day like this," ob served the diner. "Yes, sir," the girl returned. "You are too good-looking to be doing this work." The girl raised her brows. "Have you never thought of better ing your condition?" "Oh, yes." "It's awfully warm in here." "Uh, huh." "Don't you ever suffer from the stuffy atmosphere?" Half closing her brigtit eyes and assuming a pensive air the girl tartly replied: "No; only from the hot air." Ex change. 5 5 5 8 Rut. "I suppose," said the timid young man, "when you recall what a hand some young fellow your first hus band was you would'nt consider me for a minute?" 'Oh, yes, I would," sweetly replied the widow, "but not for a second." Weekly Telegraph. 5 8 5 5 What He Did. Dora And so you quarreled? Lallie Yes, and 1 returned all his presents, and what do you think he did? Dora Something horrid, I'm sure. Lallie He sent mo a half a dozen boxes of face powder, with a note, explaining that he thought lie had taken as much as that home on his coat since he first met me. New York Globe. AVill lSuild Kesidcnce, Dick Wells lias started building operations which will result In the rectlon of a line new residence on his Court street property. Johnson Johnson have the contract for building this house. Claus Johnson, the east Gilliam farmer, was a business visitor in 1 Heppner Holiday. 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