THE GAZETTE-TIMES, HKPPXEB. ORE.. THIT.SD AV, JULY 30, 1014
P.UiE SEVEN'
THE PEACH CANNING SEASON
IS ALMOST AT HAND.
Let us know how many boxes you want
and we'll sell them at the very lowest
market price.
The Price will be about 65c the Box
Golden State Mason Jars, half-gallons $1.50; qts.,
$1.25; pts., $1.00. Economy jars same.
Fruit or Berry Sugar, $5.50 NOW, will be higher
later. Better get your supply early.
SAM HUGHES CO.
J. S. Baldwin -
Dealer in
Coal
Successor to E. E. Beaman
Leave Orders at
Slocum Drug Co.
Phone Main 60
LT A Cr) Funeral Director
vAuLl and Rmhalmer
CALLS ANSWERED DAY OR NIGHT.
Flowers for Funerals and Parties
Choice Rote Plants and Pansy Plants.
Bedding Plants of all Descriptions.
The Jewell Greenhouses
THE DALLES
Phone
B 2721
OREGON
320-ACRE FARM FOR SALE
200 acres in cultivation now in crop. Plen
ty of water for farm purposes, piped to
house and barn. A four, room dwelling,
fair barn and other outbuildings. Good
garden tract irrigated by siphon from well.
19 head of work horses harness for 12 head,
3 wagons, 1 buggy, 2 gang plows, drill, 1
header, harrows, cultivator, and all other
necessary machinery for farm purposes, 9
calves, 25 head of hogs'. 9 head of cattle, 150
chickens, 20 turkeys, household furniture.
PRICE $16,800
Good school 1-2 mile distant. 5 miles from Heppner.
With ranch goes two-thirds interest in 210 acres of
wheat, 1-2 of 3 4 interest in 160 acres of grain.
All of above crop will go better than 20 bu. per acre.
TERMS:
$8800 cash balance on terms to suit purchaser.
Sale must be made in the next 60 days.
Owner in poor health.
Smead & Crawford
Heppner, Oregon
Korean J utile..
The Korean judge dispenses Justice
In tbe open, and by etiquette only toe
judge can ait Erery out else moat
stand, excepting the prisoner and his
friends, who are forced to remain In a
bumble kneeling poaltlon with bowed
beads. Until quite recently these trials
were always very one sided and shock
ingly unjust, states the Wide World
Magazine. When a man was brought
to a judge it was taken for granted be
was guilty, and if he did not confess
be was tortured aud made to do so.
Witnesses, too. were openly bribed. In
fact, giving evidence for or against an
accused person meant a living to a
portion of the community, and these
witnesses naturally favored those who
paid best Punishments varied. If
the prisons were too full and the con
demned could not pay a One they were
often given a chance to escape or dis
appeared by some means. Though
these things are of the past Korean
judges, like those of China, possess a
poor Idea of the sense of justice.
People's Cash Market!
Now open for business under the manage
ment of an experienced butcher. 1 S13
Alljrinds of Fresh and Cured Meats, Poultry, Lard
Highest cash price paid for Stock, Hides and Pelts
BRING US YOUR POULTRY
HENRY SCHWARZ, Proprietor
An Ancient Mariner's Tale.
A solemn mun leaned forward as tha
train approached the seaside resort
"You see that boardln' boose over
there. I can tell you a funny atory
about that I was stayln' there thirty
years Bince, and there was a 'usband
and wife there, too very pleasant peo
ple. One day after dinner 'e says to
'er, as any 'usband might say to any
wife. 'Pass me tbem boots.' And she
says to 'lm, as any wife might say to
any 'usband. 'Get 'em yourself.' And
'e says, 'I'll never ask you for no more
boots.' "
"Well, is that all?" asked the victim
a the ancient mariner paused for
breath.
"No. 'E went out at once and drown
ed 'Imself in those very boots a new
pair fresh on." ,
And the ancient mariner was ob
viously gratified by the sensation
which the climax of his funny story
produced. Manchester Guardian.
"might he aummt-d up In the difference t ,
between the wor cries of the two
sports between "Well tried, old top,'
nnd 'Slide, you bonehead. slide! "Col
lier's.
Marrying tht Whole Family.
"I am marrying Tom, but I am not
marrying bis whole family." said a
bride the other duy. Yes, but you ( re.
Wbeu you get married you do come
into relationship with bis wbole fami
ly, and you can't help yourself. 1
have known a number of cases In
which some "sniffy" bride or bride
groom tried to ignore certain mem
bers of the "married into" family and
later had to be closely connected with
tbem. There was civility on both
aides, but the early break could never
be quite covered up, though the one
who made it would have given any
thing to hare it forgotten. When yon
get married, unless there are actual
criminals there whom duty would for
bid you to recognize, accept cordially
all of the family into which you are
going. Don't be mean and airy about
it Apart from considerations of right
and propriety, there may be others
which will make you sorry enough If
you don't-Kate Upson Clark In Lea-lle'a.
The Caspian Sea Puzzle
Should the tldeiess Caspian ea be
really drying up it la only continuing
tbe process which baa been puzzling
scientists for the past 'hundred years.
The great dried up salt lakes to the
east south and north of tbe Caspian
no doubt once formed part of the great
lake that remains, and Russia may yet
be able to build a railway serosa ber
Inland waterway. But, If Inland seas
dry up, land elsewhere is sinking un
der them. Where are tbe ancient ports
that Agrlppa used? Under tbe waves
of the Mediterranean. No place in the
world seems to have Buffered so much
from tbe sinking of tbe land as the
bay of Naples, that paradise of the
submarine archaeologist, who Is even
now making fresh discoveries of buried
suburbs and massive blocks of mason
ry with tbe stone rings for mooring
tbe Roman galleys. But be has to
dive to get at them. London Citizen.
Home Comforts at Sea,
The circumstances In which one trav
els on tbe ocean have vastly Improved
during the past twenty years. Spring
mattresses and brass bedsteads have
replaced tbe old wooden bunks, im
proved systems of heating and ventila
tion have been introduced, sanitary ar
rangements are greatly superior, both
In quantity and In quality, while the
furnishings of tbe public apartments
and the attractions of the dining sa
loon vie with those of the finest hotels
on shore. Third class passengers have
now separate cabins for four, sis or
eight persons each In place of targe
open 'tween deck spaces filled with
tiers of Iron beds and accommodating
hundreds. In place of benches and ta
bles along the sides of their sleeping
quarters separate dining saloons,
smoke rooms and music rooms are pro
vided.
The Legs In Swimming.
The correct stroke of the legs is ex
actly like that of a frog's hind less.
Watch one of these frogs and copy his
style. You cannot do better. The legs
are drawn up together slowly, not with
a jerk, until they are gathered in close
under tbe body. Then with a sudden,
quick spring tbey are shot out behind,
the ankles being turned so that the
soles of the feet present as fiat a sur
face as possible to the water and so
offer more resistance from which to
muke progress. As the kick is made
the legs should be spread out in the
shape of a letter V, but not allowed
to sink far down uuder the surface of
the water. If they kick downward nt
an angle instead of out straight be
hind much of their energy Is wasted In
unnecessarily forcing the body out of
the water Instead of forward.
The Gazette-Times Costs More-is Worth More
Curious Epitaphs.
Old New England graveyards are
not the only ones which contain curi
ous epitaphs. The old time dweller of
Maine who "died of a falling tree," as
his headstone asserts, had a fellow in
misfortune In faroff Austria, as Is
shown by W. A. Balllle-Grohman's
"The Tyrol and the Tyrolese."
A wooden slab, painted with tbe rep
resentation of a prostrate tree under
which lies a man In spread eagle atti
tude, bean testimony to the violent
death of "Jobann Lemberger, aged
flfty-two and three-quarters years.
This upright and virtuous youth was
squnshed by a falling tree."
Tbe record of Michael Gerstner Is
even .more succinct and convincing.
Be "climbed up, fell down and was
dead."
Baseball Versus Cricket.
We have known only one big league
ball player to partake both of baseball
and cricket as a pastime. He was the
late Harry Vaughn, who played cricket
In his early English days and later on
became one of the star catchers of the
Cincinnati Reds. Remember Rhlnes
and Vaughn?
We asked Vaughn one day wbat he
regarded as the main difference be
tween baseball and cricket
His answer was the keenest we have
ever heard to this query.
JTufl. main difference h'd raffled,
It Gets the Criminals.
According to the Chinese method of
criminal prosecution, a man Is respon
sible for the .crime be may have com
mitted personally, but if be chooses to
escape justice by running away from
the place wbere the deed was commit
ted then tbe remaining members of bis
immediate family are held and punish
ed in lieu of the real culprit This may
seem a strange way of attracting the
real criminal back to the scene of his
crime, but it appeals to the religious
side of the man's superstitious nature.
According to their religion, the man
who forsakes his parents when In peril
will find his soul sailing around
through hades without chart or com
pass for all eternity. In view of this,
compliance with the law Is very
prompt for John Chinaman does not
care to take the desperate chance.
Rain Catches In Bermuda.
Notable among the landscape fea
tures of Bermuda is the "rain catch."
There is no other good water. All
the water gained from wells Is brack
ish. So the people either use their
whitewashed roofs as a means to catch
rain water or they build a big open
"catch" on the hillside, with a covered
cistern at Its foot Into which the rain
thus collected runs and is stored. The
soil is scraped away from a large sur
face of the white coral rock that nn-
derlics all the Island. This surface is
cemented and whitewashed, and a low
wall built on three sides with the
reservoir or tank at. tbe bottom.
Such Is Fame.
It Is said that Mhearal Mis!, a
wealthy Asiatic woman, discovered the
art of making the perfume known as
attar of roses and also invented the
beautiful workmanship exhibited In
the weaving of the celebrated cash
mere shawls. Nothing whatever la
known about ber death.
Pretty Light.
"I'll have to ask you to pay in ad
vance, remarked the bote! keeper.
"Isn't my luggage good enough se
curity?"
"I fear it Is a little too emotional"
"Emotional?"
"Yes; easily moved." London Mail.
Raiult of Raihness.
"Out of a job, are you?" asked the
first rfrl. "Rnss rnrch von fllrtinz?"
"No; I caught the boss. Say, what
sort of a wedding dress do you think
is real swell?"-rhiladelphla Ledger.
Mr Dear Friend.
Stand Jack told me last nlcht that 1
irna beautiful. Ethel And vet people
say Jack has no imagination. Boston
get wise-
Go to the Jack Rabbit Garage
Headquarters for Gasoline and Oil. All kinds of Re
pair Work by Skilled Mechanics.
GENERAL LIVERY SERVICE
SPECIAL ATTENTION TO TRAIN CALLS
NORTON WINNARD, Prop.
Agents for
MAXWELL "25"
May Street, rear of the Palace Hotel
4 L3jr mr
WE SOCK THE KNIFE IXTO PRICES OX HARDWARE. A
BIG BUSINESS AT LITTLE PRICES IS OUR WAY OP DOIXO BUS
INESS. . - a-,
WE ARE XOT AFRAID THAT OUR BUSINESS IS SOON GO
ING TO BLOW UP. WE ARE HERE TO STAY, BY CARRYING
WHAT THE PEOPLE WAXT AND BY DOING A SQUARE BUS
INESS. TRY US AND FIND OUT WHETHER WE STATE FACTS
OR XOT. WE WILL PROVE TO YOU THAT WE MEAN WHAT
WE SAY.
COME AND SEE US.
Gilliam h Bisbee
HEPPNER, OREGON
The Telegram in New Ownership.
The Oregonian Publishing Com
pany lias sold the Evening Telegram
to John E. and L. R. Wheeler and
John F. Carroll, the latter for the
pest eight years its editor and man
egcr. The Wheelers are engaged In
the lumber and timber business and
have been identified with Portland
for about ten years. A newspaper
deal has been contemplated by them
for the past year and negotiations to
buy The Telegram have been vigor
ously in progress for some time past.
The deal was closed yesterday and
Monday morning the new owners will
take possession and The Telegram
thereafter will be under their exclu
sive control and direction.
The Telegram has heretofore been
printed by the Oregonian mechanical
plant and that arrangment will be
continued for several months to come
until such time as The Telegram can
secure its own quarters and its own
complete mechanical outfit. For the
same length of time it will occupy its
present quarters in the Oregonian
building. It is the purpose, of course
at the earliest possible moment to
secure its own quarters and its own
complete mechanical equipment.
Telegram, July 25.
Under Auspices
Episcopal Diocese of Oregon
FALL TERM OPENS
Sept. 23rd, 1914.
Grammar School and Colloge Pre
paratory courses. School estate com
prises 100 acres of fertile land.
Complete gymnasium, swimming
pool, indoor and outdoor athletics.
Library, study halls, competent in
struction in all branches. Send for
rates and booklet: "Where Boys are
trained to think."
Address: ' ,
He Sure Had.
The pompous judge glared sternly
over his spectacles at the tattered
prisoner who had been dragged be
fore the bar of justice on a charge of
vagrancy.
"Have you ever earned a dollar in
your life?" he asked in fine scorn.
"Yes, your honor," was the re
sponse. "I voted for you at the last
election." New York Globe3
BISHOP SCOn SCHOOL,
Yamhill, Oregon
TYPHOID
is no more necessary
than Smallpox. Army
experience has demonstrated
the almost miraculous effi
cacy, and harmlessness, of Antityphoid Vaccination.
Be vaccinated NOW by your physician, you and
your family. It Is more vital than house Insurance.
Ask your physician, druggist, or send for "Have
you had Typhoid?" telling of Typhoid Vaccine,
results from use, and danger from Typhoid Carriers.
THE CUTTER LABORATORY, BERKELEY, CAU
MOBUCIM VACCINM i 1 1 HUM UNCI. U. S, OV. LKf HS