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About The gazette-times. (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925 | View Entire Issue (May 14, 1914)
HOME AND FARM MAGAZINE SECTION i, . " " 1 Victory! Victory! Prom Everywhere in the State Comes to Us Hundreds and Hun dreds of Letters Offering Support to the PEOPLE'S CANDIDATE G. A. Cobb Candidate for Democratic Nomination for GOVERNOR I Stand for: The abolition of the liquor traffic; The abolishing of capital punishment; The building of good roads; The employment of the worthy idle; The reduction of taxes and the partial pay ment of same; Economy in all the departments of our State government; The honor system for prisoners ; The minimum wage law. FOR THE DEMOCRATIC NOMINATION FOR GOVERNOR. In almost every letter expressions of gladness abound that such a man could be found to enter the race, who would announce himself and his platform at the same time, and openly herald it out publicly for the Verdict of the People Time would not permit Mr. Cobb to canvass the State per sonally. Money (without special pledges and promises) would not permit him to scatter constantly letters and printed matter throughout the State. He has no interests to secure except the common interest of all. His platform you see here. TOUR BALLOT, GOOD PEOPLE, WILL APPROVE OR DISAPPROVE on Decision Day. Oast your ballot for 0. A. COBB. CAMPAIGN COMMITTEE. (Paid Advertisement) Stories at Which Yon Will Smile THE nnall ton of a clergyman who was noted for his tiresome ser mons overheard two friends of his father saying how dry they were and how hard it was to keep awake during them. The following Sunday while the minister was preaching he was astounded to see his son throwing pebbles at the congregation from the gallery. The clergyman frowned angrily at him, when the boy piped out in a clear, treble voice: "It's all right, pop. You go on preaching, I'm keeping them awake. A MAINE clergyman, living at the hotel in his town, ordered a type writer and had it sent to his rooms. It came when the clergyman was out, and the proprietor took charge of it. When the minister returned the pro prietor led him behind the desk and whispered: "That case of yours is on the ice, parson. I guess it will be all right by dinner-time." a COMMERCIAL traveler had taken at Urge order in the forth for a consignment of hardware, and endeavor ed to press upon the canny Scottish manager who had given the order a box of Havana cigars. "Naw," he replied. "Don't try to bribe a man. I cudna tak them and I am a member 01 we kirk!" "But will you accept them as a present 1" "I eudna," said the Scot. "Well, then," said the traveler, "sup pose I sell you the cigar for a merely nominal sum say. sixpence! " " Weel, in that case," replied the Scot, "since you press me, ana not liking iae re fuse an offer weel meant, I think 111 be taking twa boxes." LTHOUGH only a month married the vnnnfr man had learned much femi nine logic. Tired out with a day in the sboDS. his wife opened her eyes languidly as he struck a match. " An other! " she said. "Mortimer, i ao wish you would not use cigarettes." 'Why!" "Because '.hey are baa lor . ... .1 , , you. You don 't Know wnai is in mem. "Oh, yes, I do. Why, for the trifling sum that cigarette costs you get nico tine, valerian, possibly a litue mor nitina and finv nu&ntftv of carbon." 1"'V J i . RhA unf. mi. alnrt and tiricht-eved. Good graciousl" she said. "All tbatt Why that is a real bargain, lon't ltT II 0 YOU understand what you are U to swear tot" asked the court as a not over-intelligent-looking nAorn took the witness stand. "Yessah, D , Ah does. Ah'm to sweah to tea ae truf " "Yes." said the judge; "and what will happen if you do not tell the truth ! " " Well, sah, ' ' was the hesitat ing answer, "Ah expects ouah aide 11 win da case, sah." "Father," said little Eollo, "what is appendicitis! " 'Appendicitis, my son," answered the deep-thinking father, "is something that enables a doctor to open up a man 's anatomy and remove his entire bank ac count." We Mart Have. It Pessimist The eost of living la ter rible. Optimist But it 's worth the price. Philadelphia Publie Ledger. Mother Marjorie, stop interrupting. Have you forgotten what I told you about being seen and not heard! Marjorie You must fink I's a mov ing picture, 'stead of a little girL He Who Saves $ 3.50 each month gets $ 500.00 7.00 each month ets 1,000.00 - 14.00 each month gets 2,000.00 21.00 each month gets 3,000.00 Larger or Smaller Sums in the Same Proportion. Write for Booklet Which Telia How It Is Done. You Incur No Obligation. CHAS. E. LADD, Pres. EDW. COOKINGBAM. Viee-Pres. THEO. B. WILCOX, Vlce-Pres. F. MeKEBCHEB, Sea'rjr. EQUITABLE SAVINGS AND LOAN ASSOCIATION 240-242 Stork Street. Portland, Oregon. Ends Fifty Years' Suffering From Rheumatism THANKS TO SULFHVBBO! THE 0. M. C. STEWART SULPHUR CO.. 71 Columbia St., Seattle, With. Gentlemen : I hid Rheumatlim from 1861 to 1911; wi leldom free tram pain. I began taking Sulpbnrro and took It about ail weeks. I have had no Rheumatism since, thankt to Sulpburro. Youra truly, Q. O. PRITCHABD. 1311 Albany St., Los Angeles, Cal. When Sulphurro will put an end to half a century of rheumatic sufferings it is, indeed, a remarkable medicine. The truth is that Sulphurro seems to be an absolute and unfailing antodote for Rheumatism, when the simple directions for its use are followed. The blood poisons that produce tbepangs and tortures of Rheu matism cannot exist when Sulphurro spreads its purifying influ ence throughout the system. By means of baths and the internal treatment, Sulphurro introduces Nature 's antiseptic and germicide, Sulphur, into the blood. The result is the passing of Rheumatism and blood, skin and stomach disorders. Bead the Sulphurro book let (accompanying each bottle or sent free on request) and you will understand why. Sulphurro 60c and (1 at all drug stores.
