Rev. George B. Van Waters, Arch!
IX'acon of this Dioceso, will hold ser-j
vices at the Episcopal church next
Sunday, March 1!).
Mi; s Vera Mahom-y, who has been
fpcnding some time in Portland this
winter, returned to her Heppner
home Friday evening.
It. VV. Fletcher, circulation mana
ger for the Pendleton Tribune, came
in yeslerday and is spending tne day
liere in the interest of that news
paper. Mr). Margaret Wri; lit, formerly of
n-,ir Ilardman, now living at Port
land, loft for that. Hly Saturday
mo'KinpT after spending u few days
wii h relatives here.
Ocrgo Ritchie, who used to cut,
in' at. in Heppner markets, now in t Ik-
e-aine line of business for hiriself at.
Neither did I want to bras.
For I thought that wouldn't do
But now that you've come back at me
I'll chew the rag with you.
I told the worst on Hardman,
As you could plainly see.
But now I'll give the other side
And read your pedigree.
I did not aitn to brag at all.
And did it for your sake,
For if I had, I'd told the score
Of nine to twenty-eight.
You told of the game at Lone Rock,
And started out just fine,
But you flunked before you finished,
For you couldn't make it rhyme.
Your poetry I believe,
Would be more entertaining
It you could fi-o to school with n.
And get the proper training
We are just a bunch of high school
boys.
And not so very neat.
We don't pretend to know it all.
But we do know when we're beat.
When we got beat by Heppner
You never heard us say.
That we were just practicing
To pass the time away.
You said you never played before.
Now really, is that true?
How about your game at Condon
When the grammar school beat you?
We never want to brag and boast
For that is not our style.
And when it comes to that hot air,
You have got us beat a mile.
Now if you are all in high scl'ool,
It is true, although 'Us sad.
For the fellow that I had to guard
for
Ii
business visitor here
was
TI,M:.-,lay.
Hon. It. ,T. Carsner, of Spray,
dropped in from over the mountain
Thursday evening on a short busi
ness trip and reported that "Then?
,s ; uro some snow on the mountain."
Mr: Carsner eanie in on horseback
which, while an old fashioned meth
od of travel is about the surest one
this time of year.
'ius Peret, world's champion rifle
shot, who was expected to give an ex.
hihiiion of fancy shooting here;
loiii' tinie this month, has notified
the I'eoples Hardware Co., that due !
to Hi" inclement, weather and the
h:i '. wardnoss of the season, ho will
no: eoiiH! to Heppner until some time
in May. The exact date will be an
nounced later.
.Mrs. Joe Handy received a tele
gram Friday evening announcing the
serous Illness of her daughter. Miss
Aud.'ey (Vogan, at Portland, and
I' ll on Saturday's train to be with
Ji'T. Miss C-rogan, who is a gradu
ate or Heppner high school, class of
';!! is very popular in lleppuer. She
has been employed in Portland since
last summer. Word received from
Perl land Sunday evening was to the
effect that she is Improving.
Torn Mattock was i ntown Saturday
from his Hintou creek ranch and re
ports the roads, a part of the way,
not. the best In the world. Mrs.
Mailock, who Is spending the winter
at Spokane attending lo the settle
ment of her father's estate, writes
from there that, the winter has been
very severe and that everything, in
cluding the water pipes, have been
froze up for months.
Kl Reilniiin, Harley Sperry, 10. P.
IlL lne and A. ('. Allison, nil well
known, cilize.is of the lone country,
in town Thursday interview ins;
Juilr.e Cornell on the nulo license
('!.;( Ion. Trafllc Inspector Lieuallen
w l;o extended (he Invitations to the
."eiitlemen present, Is probably ge
l.'i". to be as popular among auto and
Ke Ic owners HH a sore thumb at a
lie -king bee.
Mr. Cornier left on Thursday's train
lor the east, where he was ratlur un
expectedly called on business, but in
forms this paper that he expects to
return In time to carry on a rather
strenuous campaign before the May
primaries for the nomination us
joint representative for Morrow and
Vinatllla counties.
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FORMER PRICES
RESTORED
on
OLIVER
CHILLED PLOWS
We take pleasure in announcing that practically
pre-war prices again prevail on the OLIVER
CHILLED PLOWS, as follow:
16 in. 3 Bottom Gang - $117.50
1 6 in. 2 Bottom Gang - 87.00
Roll Coulters and Jointers 8.50
No. 150 16 in. Shares 2.00
No. 40 12 in. Shares 1.20
Come in and compare our prices with others and
let us know you wants.
Peoples Hdw
Co
XK AIM TO I'I.EASK AM) OUK AIM IS TRIE!
Was older tnan my Dad
'Tis true, you're not so much
looks,
So you must have lots of brain.
For, he was nearly forty,
Are your teachers all to blame?
If he had gone to school in Hardman,
To the teachers we have now.
He would either be thru high school
Or there would be an awful row.
If Lone Rock is a noted dIaco
And that stone had given its fame,
It's a bleesing that you've got it
Or your town would have no name.
You say that people trn for miio
To see that one lone stone.
If you didn't have that rusty rock,
You never would be known.
That rock was all that Cod had left
vt nen ne made this earth, to fair,
He wouldn't spoil a good place,
So he dumped it over there.
Oh God, it was a blessing
That you that rock did give
You can carve upon its marble sides:
"A town once here did live."
I know it was a noisy place,
AND Hardman made it all.
You never once did say a word, '
That could be heard across the hall.
It was you that we were vouching,
As I remember well
We saw your mouth fly crcn,
Hut couldn't hear you yell.
You may be too timid,
Your high school songs to share,
Cut you don't have to see Hardman
girls
To know that they are there.
You may be too bashful,
Or you may not have the sand
But we all think that Hardman girls
Are the fairest in the land.
Your shows you have on Friday
nights
Are just like ours, I fear.
We too, have shows nn rvi.i .
" ' may Illgius
nut only once a year.
If you can't pray in church
Any louder than you cheer,
You might as well tnt ...
For the Lord could never hear.
Your dances don't amount to much
In fact they never can
j Unless you have p,!
j Ule tne famous Leathers' Band,
i Vernio plays the fiddle,
In the proper sort of way.
Ivan has a clarinet,
And knows just ho'w to play
Juanita thumps the ivory
And Owen blows the horn.
Old Hardman has the music
As sure as you are born
"ou can't play the fiddle,
Tuesday, March 14, 1Q22
You can't even beat the drum
We wonder how you get alone
When Hardman doesn't come.
I know your hall is larger,
Of this we have no doubt,
But we don't have to smn the onm
To let people in and out.
What difference does it make tn vnn
About our little hall.
When we always interfere.
So you can't get the ball?
ou think you can clean n ,,n
Just see the awful conceit,
vveve beat you three times itrond.
auu win every time we meet.
Now we have installed some lights,
Although they are rather dim,
They never have gone out like yours.
ceiore we started In.
Now come again you little men.
And boys both large and small,
We'll welcome you just any time,
For a game of basket ball.
Yes, come again when'er vnn
And bring Genet along.
And just as sure as we make a seore-
biu 11 near our hgih school song.
Now, Miss Genet, just write again,
ir 1 naven't made It clear.
For I can peddle stuff like this,
The balance of tle year.
MARION HAYDEN.
March 6, 1922.
wTAD TI
dlRh II
Program March 15 to March 21
WEDNESDAY- THURSDAY
Vallate Itei.l in IMTSK MY DUST. Also Comedy.
frTday " " '
Eva Xov;tk 511 "THE SMAIJT SEX."
Also WINNERS OF THE AVEStT
SATURDAY '
Antonio Moreno in "THRPF SPlTvs n ,, T
"Simple Life." AIso Lan' Sem n
Hit
in
id a '1'iir
SUNDAY AND MONDAY
Mill.am S. Hart in "THE TOLL GATE.'
Also Comedy.
TUESDAY
Kubye Do I'.einer in
'LUXUHY." Also two-reel Comedy.
SEE OUR PRINTED PROGRAMME FOR DESCRIPTION toF
THESE PICTURES
SPECIAL MATINEE SATURDAY AFTHNOON
March 18th
HIGH CLASS
Vaudeville
Famous Fletcher Family
ENTERTAINERS EXTRAORDINARY
xue ricuire, Antonio Moreno in "THREE SEVENS"
Shown Also
Admission
will be
20c and 40c
w 3 & ? a st a .. ?t .
ANSWER TO LOXE IMM'K
When I wrote my piece in English
As everybody knows,
1 didn't want to slight you,
Nor trump upon your toes.
GILLIAM & BISBEE'S
COLUMN
We still have the poultry niblics
I'ml the water glass for packing the
;;gs.
We arc waiting fur winter to break
'x;iccti!ig to Bell you your equip
ment of single trees, lt.ad bars etc.
to prepare for your spring work.
TIME
I'licre'n a time to part und a time to
meet,
There's a Utile to sleep and a time to
eat,
I'here'H a time to Rt in and show your
iirlt.
Hut there nccr yet ;,us a time to
Unit.
Wo have alfalfa :-.ed flflti per
( -t pine. lYriiH, (I. Mold for ea.-h
.'!'. 2:1 emu by the -i.u k. il cents
Y tl eij Ii, d out a l.-sn ,ju, nit, ties
!' '.'i a sack.
Rolled Barley
I am prepared to furnish the finest
quaity Rolled Barley at fair and honest
prices.
I also handle a complete line of gasoline
Kerosine and Lubericating Oils. Satisfac
tion to customers is my motto.
Andrew Bycrs
PHONE MAIN,,,
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CILLIAM & EISBEEifl
Ex-Service Men
You Are to Get Your
OREGON STATE BONUS
This Month
Are urn going to follow the old saying
"EASY COME, EASY GO"
or are you going to make that money work
for you
Save It
JVJty not putlt into a SAVINT.S ACCOUNT
IN THIS HANK ii ml draw 4 per com inter
est every si months. Then when opportu
nity presents itself you will he prepared to
meet it.
Farmers & Stockgrowers
National Bank
hi:itnl:k. Oregon.
St PATRICK'S DAY
Ancient Order of Hibernians will celebrate
St. Patrick's Day
Friday
, March 17, 1922
Program:
Mass at St. Patrick's Church .8:30 A. M.
Work Meeting of A. O. H. at I. O. O. F. Hall . . 10 :3o A. m!
Football Game at Gentry Field 1 130 P. M
Banquet at Hotel Patrick 6 :3o P M
Dance in Hotel Dining Ro6m 9 :oo p! M.'
The Football Game will be worth coming
miles to see.
Real Irish Players in a Real Irish Game.
The Dance will be one of the very best
of the season
Splendid 4-Piece Orchestra
A cordial invitation is extended to the public to at
tend fcctball game and dance.
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