TUESDAY-, JANUARY 25, 1921.
THE HEPPNER HERALD. HEPPNER, OREGON
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EOPLE living
a hundred miles
or more away
come to my offices
to have their teeth
fixed up. I make it
a rule that those
from a distance
shall be -waited
upon immediately
and their work be
completed first, so
they can go back home as
soon as possible.
Years ago I discovered how
to extract and fix teeth with
out hurting, and was so
successful that people
called me "Painless"
Parker. My practice has
rv grown until I now have
amous 1
755 Main Street, Pendleton
326 Washington Street, Portland
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e says the Good Judgs
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twenty-eight offices,
and all my associ
ates in these offices
have been taught
how to practice
painless dentistry
as well as I can do
it myself. We have
fixed up the teeth
of over a million
people, and call our
way of practicing
"the E. R. Parker System."
If your teeth are bothering
you, and you want them put
in good shape without hurt
ing and without pay
ing a fancy price, come
to our nearest office,
which you will find
located at
And you will find how
much more satisfaction a
little of this Real Tobacco
gives you than you ever;
got from a big chew of the
ordinary kind.
The good, rich, real to
bacco taste lasts so long
you don't need a fresh
chew nearly as- often. So
it costs you less.
Any man who uses the
Real Tobacco Chew will
tell you that.
Put up in two styles
tobacco 1 ,
CUT is a short-cut tobacco
OFFERS TO SELL
SELF FOR 12,500
Jack Tar's Body and Soul Goes
for Year to Han Who Will
Put Up the Money.
STICKS FG3 H0I3TY OBLY
Will Do Anything to Help Him Care ,
for Wife and Baby Goes Supper- '
less to Buy Milk for
Infstit
Chicago. For those who like to pon
der the riddle of existence there is
presented Obert Finnin. who oli'ers
himself for su!e. liody and soul, lor
one year. Price, S:;. ."ml.
His only stipulation Is that his pur- '
chaser shall not expect him to partici
pate in any unworthy action, lie will
go anywhere in the world upon the.
most hazardous adventure. He says he :
will labor "at any task that 1(10 pounds
of brawn, two capable hands, and a j
clear brain can perform."
lint he insists he must sell himself.
There are two reasons. You will find
them in a one-room housekeeping ,
apartment on the third floor, had;, at
1252 West Madison street. One is the
nineteen-year-old wife he eloped with
three years au'o. The other is Martha,
thirteen months old and undernour
ished. I
A Marooned Jack Tar. !
If Is the story of a jack tar ma- 1
rootled aniotts landlubbers. I'irmin
was born in St. Johns. Nw Tnms
wick. Canada. His father was a deep
sea sailor. As a boy Finnin used to
KO out with the fishing smacks. IT I
could navigate a deck before lie could I
walk a pavement.
As soon as he was old enough he :
went to sea. He has circumnavigated j
the globe five times. lie lias been In
every nook and cranny where ships j
wander. He enlisted for the navy when
the Chited States entered the vynr, but
the shipping board diverted him to
the merchant marine.
In the fall of 1917 a freight packet
on which he was serving as quarter
master touched at Cleveland. Firmln
had shore lpave of five days. He met
Myrtle Smith. They loved. Her par
ents objected. They wore married
secretly. His time expired last .No
vember. He went to Cleveland. They
notified the parents of their marriage.
Forgiveness was refused. They came
to Chicago.
"i've Tried Everything."
"P.ut I don't belong on dry land," he
said. "I've tried everything. My wife
!s not well and I didn't want to leave
her and baby. I finally began washing
windows and cleaning flagpoles. I'm
pretty bandy at climbing. But the
money didn't come in.
"Tonight we got down to our last
cent. We were able to buy milk for
haby, 'nut we went supperless. So I
decided the thing to do was to go hack
to the sen again. There I'm at home.
On dry land I'm as handy as a fish
out of water.
"So that's why I offered myself for
sale for a year for $2,f00. I'm well
worfli It. All I want is assurance the
wife and haby will be cared for. About
myself I'm not worrying. I don't care
where I go or what I do, just so it's
honest.
"Please get this straight: I don't
want any charity, I just want a chance
to make good for the ?2,r00."
MORE WIRELESS FOR BRAZIL
Bill in Chamber of Deputies Aims at
Service to Reach the West
Coast Nations.
Itio de Janeiro. Increased wireless
communication with neighboring Amer
ican republics and witliln the vast
territory of Brazil Itself is the aim
of a bill just introduced Into the
chamber of deputies.
It provides for the Installation of
high-power wireless stations in the
federal district, and, by arrangement
with Paraguay, in Asuncion, and at
convenient points in the Brazilian
states of Matto Grosso uud Kio Grande
do S'
The measure slates that this means
of communication would be more eco
nomical than by the present land tel
egraph or cable systems. It suggests
the possibility of wireless .communica
tion between Brazil and the countries
on the west coast through the erec
tion of stations in the interior.
CHINA BARS REDS AND KINGS
Neither Has Chance to Return, Sayi
Dr. Philip Tyau of the Foreign
Office.
Peking. Neither Bolshevism nor
monar,chism has a chance In China, In
the opinion of Dr. Phillip Tyau, as
sistant undersecretary iu the foreign
office.
Doctor Tyau, who is a student of In
ternational law, refutes "erroneous re
ports and Inspired statements of a
damaging nature, which huve been
circulated recently, both in China and
abroad, and which not only mislead
public opinion, but have u serious re
action on trade."
Smiths and Coheni Lead in New York.
New York. la the fM,'SM people
listed in the New York city directory
there are more than k.OOU Smiths and
slightly more than 7.1'K) Coheni. Th
Browns, Johnsons and Jonee com
licit.
IHNXKK-n.YXCK. AT Till
HOTF.I. ST. PATRICK.
Between thirty and forty couples
of Heppner's society fvi: enjoyed the
hospitality of Mine Host. Hart la.-t
Saturday evening at a dinner-Janee
Home Team ivtcats I'ih t Hock.
The dinner was served ir...,i 5:r,rt
to 8:S0 p. in., ami dancing continued
until midnight. Everybody present
reported having enjoyed t:,o iccasion
to the utmost, and it is believed tnosw
dances will become : f .-attire of
Heppner's social life.
Delightful music was supplied by
the Matthews sisters, of Portland,
with violin and piano.
.. Home Team Defeats Pilot Kock.
An interesting game of basket ba'l
was played here Saturday evening be
tween the Heppner and pilot Ue.ck
high school teams, resulting' in a
score of 15 to 17 in favor of the
home team.
Following tho game the girls of
the high school entertained with a
party at theschool house in honor of
the visiting team.
An Ohl-Fsaionod Kiiteitaiiiiiient.
Ground-hog day will no doubt, ac
cording to custom, be appropriately
celebrated by the court house
"bunch." The day should receive
proper attention by the public. The
best way to observe the day will be
to aittnd the entertainment to be giv
en by the I'aient-Tcachers Associa
tion the ewiiiiu; of Fe'oru My The
program will con-i-rt
thenauire of "An
Last D:.y of Scheoi."
only have a good i ii,;
of exercis'
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ve cuts. Children
for twenty-live
will be admitted
cents. Everybody is interested in the
work of the association, and s ould
be willing to help the association in
a financial way by attending the en
tertainment. Ralph Thompson, who was elected
county surveyor last November, has
appointed Joseph Kirshner his dep
uty, not having the time to look aft
er the duties of the office himself.
Mr. Kirshner, who has been county
urveyor of Gilliam county for sev
eral years, will now become a resi
dent of Heppner.
fhe Wouicns Kelief Corps will
meet on January 26 at 2:!'. "
installation of officers. Every mem
ber is asked to be present, as this
is very important busine
meats will be served at the close of
the meeting,
BERTHA DREW OILMAN, Pres.
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Seniors Enjoy Bis Chicken Dinner.
I Sunday, the 2 3rd, was a great day
for the seniors of Heppner high
school. At 9 o'clock in the morning
they gathered together their ranks
and started in the Cae. litis for the
R. A. Tompson hanc.li, where Uu-y
.were royally entertained by their
classmate, Keita Neil. Due to the
j usual car trouble, and being lost up
on the hills, about 12 o'clock they
were to be seen in town, a thoroughly
i hungry bunch. But, withal thctr
trouble they arrived in time to ap-
i pease their sharpened appetites rn u
real country dinner.
CECIL
A. Hcnriksen of Willow Creek
ranch suent several davs during the
'past week in Portlrnd on a business
deal in connection with his timber
land above Heppner.
j Osker Ruber's bridge nu n finished
up their bridges at Ocil on Satur-
i day and left for lore'. Lookout bridge
land also Brady brid::" are two beauty
spots on Cecils scenic highway.
j Joe Marcus, v. ho works for Em
met t Morgan at Fairview took a short
holiday during the week and spent it
among his Arlington friends.
E. Williams, government trapper,
left on the local on Saturday for
Heppner after spending a few days
in the Cecil district.
Miss Mildron Middleswart, teacher
of Rhea Siding school, was the week
end guest of Mrs. Zella Kelly at The
Last Camp.
Mr. and Mrs. Jack Fenwick and
daughter Miss Belle of lone were vis
iting with M Mr. and Mrs. Clarence
Winter at. Shady Dell on Saturday.
Mr. and Mrs. Geo. H'Tiri'kscn of
Rhea were among the many guests at
the card party on Saturday night giv
en by Mr. and Mrs. Will'-y, of the
Willows.
W. G. Palmateer of Windynook
and J. E. Crabtree of Dotheboy's
Hill were calling on their Cecil
friends on Saturday.
Miss Winona Lake, who has been
visiting among her Cecil friends for
some time, left on the local on Mon
day for her home in Boring, Ore.
Mr. and Mrs. M. F. Oilman and
family arrived from Lexington on
Tueeday, and will cook at Poplar
Grove for Bob Thompson's men dur
ing the lambing season.
Gene Penlan arrived in Cecil with
a line band of shop
feJ on Minor Kiebs' ranch, Top
lar Grove, at Cecil.
Master Marcellus Van Schisch of
Arlington is visiting with his aunt,
Mrs. Geo. Krebs, at The Last Camp.
Bob Thompson of Heppner spent
Wednesday and Thursday among his
sheep, which are feeding on Minor
Krebs' ranch.
T. Melton or not Kock has been
visiting with his grandfather at The
Lookout for a few days
Zenneth Logan, who has lately
joined the Benedicts, arrived at the
home of his brother Leon at Four
Mile with his bride on Saturday. II is
many friends gave the newlyweds a
good serenading, and were at last in
vited to enter and partake of their
hospitality. Mr. and Mis. Zenneth
Logan are to reside in their new
home iu Cecil.
Ed Melton of the Lookout was a
business man. in lone Tuesday and
Wednesday.
W. G. Hynd, who has been in
Portland for some time, arrived in
Cecil on Tuesday and visited with
his brother, the mayor, at IJutterby
Flats before leaving for his home in
Sand Hollow.
The funeral of K. J. 1'airluirsl , for
many years- a respected resident, of
Cecil and Rhea, was largely at tended
by his many friends. The inieriueni
was held at Arlington cemetery on
Wednesday, Jenuary 19. Mr. Fair
hurst, who had been in failing health
j for some time, died at the .Moore hos
pital, Heppner, were he was receiv
ing every treatment possible by both
doctors and nurse:;.
Agen Resident l'asses.
Andrew J. Stevenson, an aged res
ident of Heppner died at the home
of his son, George Stevenson, ni this
city Sunday, Jenuary 23, at the age
of 81 years, 4 months' and JO days.
Funeral services will be held at
the Federated church Wednesday,
the ritualistic service of the Inde
pendent Order of Odd Fellows and
the Grand Army of the llepuphlic h(
ing used.
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S. A. Pattison, Publisher, Heppner, Oregon
NOTICE.
Notice is hereby given to all prop
erty owners in the John Day Irriga
tion district that there will be a
meeting of the board of directors of
the district held in Heppner, Oregon,
Tuesday, February 1, 1921, at 8:00
o'clock p. m. All taxpayers within
the John Day Irrigation district
should be present at this meeting.
JAMES CA11TY.
NOTICli.
To All Whom It May Concern
Notice is hereby given that the
stock and ranch business formerly
conducted by me under my individ
ual name will in the future be con
dected under the firm name of B.ir
'ait St S n, -my sou W. G. Barratt
having purchased a one-half interest
in the property and business,
W. II. HA Kit ATT.
Dated at Heppner Ore., Jan-iuvy
C", 3UM.
Notice of Taking Vp ami Sale of
Kstray.
Notice is hereby given that on tho
15th day of January, 1921,1. tho un
dersigned, took up and now hoi the
foil wing described estray which was
unlawfully running at large within
tho :ity (if Heppner O'vgon to-wit:
One coining 3-year-old spotted red
:vid while Durham heifer, marked
with crop off left ear and underbit in
i'ig',1 ear, and branded L D on right
hip
.V.njro is further give.i that said
of.ray is held by nie and ,n my pos
"isvun at the residence of l.'o siu
ci.i i, on Nor! It Main sir" '. n-ar
Colin's warehouse, in t!i' city of
Heppner, Oregon, and that on Thurs
day, the 3rd day of February, 1021,
at the hour of 10:30 o'clock in the
forenoon of said day, I will sell said
estray at. the residence of Lee Slo
eum above described tit. public auc
tion to tho highest bidder, for cash
to pay the cost, of taking up said es
tray and the expense of advertising
and keeping the same, unless before'
said sale the owner or owners thereof
shall claim and redeem the same by
paying tho cost of taking up and the
expenses of advertising and keeping.
Datd at Heppner, Oregon, this 22(1
day of January, 1921.
W. C. CASON Chief of Toiict?.