TUESDAY-, JANUARY 25, 1921. THE HEPPNER HERALD. HEPPNER, OREGON PACK FIYK YGU NEED A SAFE l Because your stocks, 1 I deeds, wills and securities V III will he beyond the reach o II g fire and burglars. f ! h1 I 3 u Because no one can molest m & g . Orv ri vour private letters. i)2 g - H " 3 1 1 S2 gag 1: ft w3W i.ecause you ll not mislay ? :t o . i I your diamonds, jewelry and 1 ! 1 1 1 i 9 valuables. ) Because you cannot afford ( I to take great risks when a I V safety box costs you less ' U Ij than a cent a day. IJ First National B Heppner, ainiess EOPLE living a hundred miles or more away come to my offices to have their teeth fixed up. I make it a rule that those from a distance shall be -waited upon immediately and their work be completed first, so they can go back home as soon as possible. Years ago I discovered how to extract and fix teeth with out hurting, and was so successful that people called me "Painless" Parker. My practice has rv grown until I now have amous 1 755 Main Street, Pendleton 326 Washington Street, Portland "Try It Out Yourself" e says the Good Judgs W-B CUT is a long fine-cut RIGHT THE HEPPNER HERALD, ONLY $2.00 A YEAR 3.1lk 1 Oregon ranker enlist twenty-eight offices, and all my associ ates in these offices have been taught how to practice painless dentistry as well as I can do it myself. We have fixed up the teeth of over a million people, and call our way of practicing "the E. R. Parker System." If your teeth are bothering you, and you want them put in good shape without hurt ing and without pay ing a fancy price, come to our nearest office, which you will find located at And you will find how much more satisfaction a little of this Real Tobacco gives you than you ever; got from a big chew of the ordinary kind. The good, rich, real to bacco taste lasts so long you don't need a fresh chew nearly as- often. So it costs you less. Any man who uses the Real Tobacco Chew will tell you that. Put up in two styles tobacco 1 , CUT is a short-cut tobacco OFFERS TO SELL SELF FOR 12,500 Jack Tar's Body and Soul Goes for Year to Han Who Will Put Up the Money. STICKS FG3 H0I3TY OBLY Will Do Anything to Help Him Care , for Wife and Baby Goes Supper- ' less to Buy Milk for Infstit Chicago. For those who like to pon der the riddle of existence there is presented Obert Finnin. who oli'ers himself for su!e. liody and soul, lor one year. Price, S:;. ."ml. His only stipulation Is that his pur- ' chaser shall not expect him to partici pate in any unworthy action, lie will go anywhere in the world upon the. most hazardous adventure. He says he : will labor "at any task that 1(10 pounds of brawn, two capable hands, and a j clear brain can perform." lint he insists he must sell himself. There are two reasons. You will find them in a one-room housekeeping , apartment on the third floor, had;, at 1252 West Madison street. One is the nineteen-year-old wife he eloped with three years au'o. The other is Martha, thirteen months old and undernour ished. I A Marooned Jack Tar. ! If Is the story of a jack tar ma- 1 rootled aniotts landlubbers. I'irmin was born in St. Johns. Nw Tnms wick. Canada. His father was a deep sea sailor. As a boy Finnin used to KO out with the fishing smacks. IT I could navigate a deck before lie could I walk a pavement. As soon as he was old enough he : went to sea. He has circumnavigated j the globe five times. lie lias been In every nook and cranny where ships j wander. He enlisted for the navy when the Chited States entered the vynr, but the shipping board diverted him to the merchant marine. In the fall of 1917 a freight packet on which he was serving as quarter master touched at Cleveland. Firmln had shore lpave of five days. He met Myrtle Smith. They loved. Her par ents objected. They wore married secretly. His time expired last .No vember. He went to Cleveland. They notified the parents of their marriage. Forgiveness was refused. They came to Chicago. "i've Tried Everything." "P.ut I don't belong on dry land," he said. "I've tried everything. My wife !s not well and I didn't want to leave her and baby. I finally began washing windows and cleaning flagpoles. I'm pretty bandy at climbing. But the money didn't come in. "Tonight we got down to our last cent. We were able to buy milk for haby, 'nut we went supperless. So I decided the thing to do was to go hack to the sen again. There I'm at home. On dry land I'm as handy as a fish out of water. "So that's why I offered myself for sale for a year for $2,f00. I'm well worfli It. All I want is assurance the wife and haby will be cared for. About myself I'm not worrying. I don't care where I go or what I do, just so it's honest. "Please get this straight: I don't want any charity, I just want a chance to make good for the ?2,r00." MORE WIRELESS FOR BRAZIL Bill in Chamber of Deputies Aims at Service to Reach the West Coast Nations. Itio de Janeiro. Increased wireless communication with neighboring Amer ican republics and witliln the vast territory of Brazil Itself is the aim of a bill just introduced Into the chamber of deputies. It provides for the Installation of high-power wireless stations in the federal district, and, by arrangement with Paraguay, in Asuncion, and at convenient points in the Brazilian states of Matto Grosso uud Kio Grande do S' The measure slates that this means of communication would be more eco nomical than by the present land tel egraph or cable systems. It suggests the possibility of wireless .communica tion between Brazil and the countries on the west coast through the erec tion of stations in the interior. CHINA BARS REDS AND KINGS Neither Has Chance to Return, Sayi Dr. Philip Tyau of the Foreign Office. Peking. Neither Bolshevism nor monar,chism has a chance In China, In the opinion of Dr. Phillip Tyau, as sistant undersecretary iu the foreign office. Doctor Tyau, who is a student of In ternational law, refutes "erroneous re ports and Inspired statements of a damaging nature, which huve been circulated recently, both in China and abroad, and which not only mislead public opinion, but have u serious re action on trade." Smiths and Coheni Lead in New York. New York. la the fM,'SM people listed in the New York city directory there are more than k.OOU Smiths and slightly more than 7.1'K) Coheni. Th Browns, Johnsons and Jonee com licit. IHNXKK-n.YXCK. AT Till HOTF.I. ST. PATRICK. Between thirty and forty couples of Heppner's society fvi: enjoyed the hospitality of Mine Host. Hart la.-t Saturday evening at a dinner-Janee Home Team ivtcats I'ih t Hock. The dinner was served ir...,i 5:r,rt to 8:S0 p. in., ami dancing continued until midnight. Everybody present reported having enjoyed t:,o iccasion to the utmost, and it is believed tnosw dances will become : f .-attire of Heppner's social life. Delightful music was supplied by the Matthews sisters, of Portland, with violin and piano. .. Home Team Defeats Pilot Kock. An interesting game of basket ba'l was played here Saturday evening be tween the Heppner and pilot Ue.ck high school teams, resulting' in a score of 15 to 17 in favor of the home team. Following tho game the girls of the high school entertained with a party at theschool house in honor of the visiting team. An Ohl-Fsaionod Kiiteitaiiiiiient. Ground-hog day will no doubt, ac cording to custom, be appropriately celebrated by the court house "bunch." The day should receive proper attention by the public. The best way to observe the day will be to aittnd the entertainment to be giv en by the I'aient-Tcachers Associa tion the ewiiiiu; of Fe'oru My The program will con-i-rt thenauire of "An Last D:.y of Scheoi." only have a good i ii,; of exercis' la Old-Fashioned You will not but you will be able enier'ft ; cent .; ask?d or ll;;,1 ( 'lit V. I amtt ' thirty f-j ii The t e ', cn'y-iivc - , but y m v. ill be ve cuts. Children for twenty-live will be admitted cents. Everybody is interested in the work of the association, and s ould be willing to help the association in a financial way by attending the en tertainment. Ralph Thompson, who was elected county surveyor last November, has appointed Joseph Kirshner his dep uty, not having the time to look aft er the duties of the office himself. Mr. Kirshner, who has been county urveyor of Gilliam county for sev eral years, will now become a resi dent of Heppner. fhe Wouicns Kelief Corps will meet on January 26 at 2:!'. " installation of officers. Every mem ber is asked to be present, as this is very important busine meats will be served at the close of the meeting, BERTHA DREW OILMAN, Pres. J tf ic v Seniors Enjoy Bis Chicken Dinner. I Sunday, the 2 3rd, was a great day for the seniors of Heppner high school. At 9 o'clock in the morning they gathered together their ranks and started in the Cae. litis for the R. A. Tompson hanc.li, where Uu-y .were royally entertained by their classmate, Keita Neil. Due to the j usual car trouble, and being lost up on the hills, about 12 o'clock they were to be seen in town, a thoroughly i hungry bunch. But, withal thctr trouble they arrived in time to ap- i pease their sharpened appetites rn u real country dinner. CECIL A. Hcnriksen of Willow Creek ranch suent several davs during the 'past week in Portlrnd on a business deal in connection with his timber land above Heppner. j Osker Ruber's bridge nu n finished up their bridges at Ocil on Satur- i day and left for lore'. Lookout bridge land also Brady brid::" are two beauty spots on Cecils scenic highway. j Joe Marcus, v. ho works for Em met t Morgan at Fairview took a short holiday during the week and spent it among his Arlington friends. E. Williams, government trapper, left on the local on Saturday for Heppner after spending a few days in the Cecil district. Miss Mildron Middleswart, teacher of Rhea Siding school, was the week end guest of Mrs. Zella Kelly at The Last Camp. Mr. and Mrs. Jack Fenwick and daughter Miss Belle of lone were vis iting with M Mr. and Mrs. Clarence Winter at. Shady Dell on Saturday. Mr. and Mrs. Geo. H'Tiri'kscn of Rhea were among the many guests at the card party on Saturday night giv en by Mr. and Mrs. Will'-y, of the Willows. W. G. Palmateer of Windynook and J. E. Crabtree of Dotheboy's Hill were calling on their Cecil friends on Saturday. Miss Winona Lake, who has been visiting among her Cecil friends for some time, left on the local on Mon day for her home in Boring, Ore. Mr. and Mrs. M. F. Oilman and family arrived from Lexington on Tueeday, and will cook at Poplar Grove for Bob Thompson's men dur ing the lambing season. Gene Penlan arrived in Cecil with a line band of shop feJ on Minor Kiebs' ranch, Top lar Grove, at Cecil. Master Marcellus Van Schisch of Arlington is visiting with his aunt, Mrs. Geo. Krebs, at The Last Camp. Bob Thompson of Heppner spent Wednesday and Thursday among his sheep, which are feeding on Minor Krebs' ranch. T. Melton or not Kock has been visiting with his grandfather at The Lookout for a few days Zenneth Logan, who has lately joined the Benedicts, arrived at the home of his brother Leon at Four Mile with his bride on Saturday. II is many friends gave the newlyweds a good serenading, and were at last in vited to enter and partake of their hospitality. Mr. and Mis. Zenneth Logan are to reside in their new home iu Cecil. Ed Melton of the Lookout was a business man. in lone Tuesday and Wednesday. W. G. Hynd, who has been in Portland for some time, arrived in Cecil on Tuesday and visited with his brother, the mayor, at IJutterby Flats before leaving for his home in Sand Hollow. The funeral of K. J. 1'airluirsl , for many years- a respected resident, of Cecil and Rhea, was largely at tended by his many friends. The inieriueni was held at Arlington cemetery on Wednesday, Jenuary 19. Mr. Fair hurst, who had been in failing health j for some time, died at the .Moore hos pital, Heppner, were he was receiv ing every treatment possible by both doctors and nurse:;. Agen Resident l'asses. Andrew J. Stevenson, an aged res ident of Heppner died at the home of his son, George Stevenson, ni this city Sunday, Jenuary 23, at the age of 81 years, 4 months' and JO days. Funeral services will be held at the Federated church Wednesday, the ritualistic service of the Inde pendent Order of Odd Fellows and the Grand Army of the llepuphlic h( ing used. A Real County Newspaper HE province of a local county news paper is to give, as nearly as possible, all the news of the county in which it is published every week. To render such service to its subscribers it is nec essary to maintain a corps of corres pondents in all parts of the county. This is the plan followed by HEPPNER HERALD and the steadily growing circulation of this newspaper in Morrow county is the best evidence that the plan is a suc cess. Take a look at page 5 of any is sue of the HERALD and see for your self if the above statement is not true. If you want ALL THE COUNTY NEWS every week in the year You Want The Herald The price is $2.00 a year, $1.00 for 6 months and you have to subscribe for the Herald to get it. The HERALD is forced on nobody. We want only willing subscribers who want the paper because they like to read it and who are willing to pay for it because they think it is worth the price charged. If you are not now a subscriber or if your subscription has expired we will appre ciate your check and order. Thank you. Heppner Herald S. A. Pattison, Publisher, Heppner, Oregon NOTICE. Notice is hereby given to all prop erty owners in the John Day Irriga tion district that there will be a meeting of the board of directors of the district held in Heppner, Oregon, Tuesday, February 1, 1921, at 8:00 o'clock p. m. All taxpayers within the John Day Irrigation district should be present at this meeting. JAMES CA11TY. NOTICli. To All Whom It May Concern Notice is hereby given that the stock and ranch business formerly conducted by me under my individ ual name will in the future be con dected under the firm name of B.ir 'ait St S n, -my sou W. G. Barratt having purchased a one-half interest in the property and business, W. II. HA Kit ATT. Dated at Heppner Ore., Jan-iuvy C", 3UM. Notice of Taking Vp ami Sale of Kstray. Notice is hereby given that on tho 15th day of January, 1921,1. tho un dersigned, took up and now hoi the foil wing described estray which was unlawfully running at large within tho :ity (if Heppner O'vgon to-wit: One coining 3-year-old spotted red :vid while Durham heifer, marked with crop off left ear and underbit in i'ig',1 ear, and branded L D on right hip .V.njro is further give.i that said of.ray is held by nie and ,n my pos "isvun at the residence of l.'o siu ci.i i, on Nor! It Main sir" '. n-ar Colin's warehouse, in t!i' city of Heppner, Oregon, and that on Thurs day, the 3rd day of February, 1021, at the hour of 10:30 o'clock in the forenoon of said day, I will sell said estray at. the residence of Lee Slo eum above described tit. public auc tion to tho highest bidder, for cash to pay the cost, of taking up said es tray and the expense of advertising and keeping the same, unless before' said sale the owner or owners thereof shall claim and redeem the same by paying tho cost of taking up and the expenses of advertising and keeping. Datd at Heppner, Oregon, this 22(1 day of January, 1921. W. C. CASON Chief of Toiict?.