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About The Ione journal. (Ione, Or.) 1914-1916 | View Entire Issue (May 26, 1915)
THE I ONE JOURNAL A Strictlx Iome Paper Tor Morrow County Residents Published Every Wednesday By F. WALLACE SEARS Entered at th, Fostoffic lone, Oregon; as Second-class , matter' y Subscription Kates y , One Year . $1,30 Six Months . $1.00 Three Months " 30c - Advertising Kates Upon Application A blue mark on this space is notice that your subscription will -expire jn three weeks. Prompt renewale'wilLpreYeni subscribers missing any papers The Postal Dept requires all subscribers to be paid in advance unless other arrangements are made. If you want the lone Journal let us know either in person or by letter.- Subven tion price noted above. Unpaid subscriptions are now due. Most rat holes tag inta , will bear look- Isn't the lover who braves storm a rain-beau? the It doesn't take an ax to cut ac quaintance. """Corn on the cob is. more, act ceptable than the corn on the foot Than is no imoroDrlety in us ing a spring wagon in the fall. Jt isn't long before the "good fellow" is a poor fellow. Woman are vain, but men are so much more so with less reason. Hanv a man is in great fear that he will get all that is com ing to him. We notice that most people who are consumed by cu rosily still survive. ' If our mistake teaches nothing it were hardl while to make th us y woiui ihw emr A horse is not of any use until it Is broken, but it is different with a plow. Though we may never havi lost any, most of us are lookini for money all the same. A hen. will spend a whole d ax getting up an egg that a hungrj man can eat in a minute. Here is a good question for Ireeums to discuss this wintei : "How much is enough?" When you buy a balky horse yoi may not pay for any harness, but you will be sure to get halter. - The wise man does not let hit wife hear him boast that he it a good manager; the knows bet tar. ... Don't wait for success to come In your yard, Grab it by the collar and yank it inside the gate .He waa an ambitious youth, the simple life was not for him. Ala waa determined to go upon theitage. His persistence won the day. He now drives the stage between Upturn's Corner's and Newton. Center, The are two classes of mer chastethose who advertise, and those who do not. The man who advertises baa the best of the deaJ Ha keeps himself Before tie. public and he keep his wares before the puWie-end he keips their quality and price uppei aaoat la the public mind.., Peop'e talk about a eian who advertise-, i 1 , , uecauae mey Know ne naa some thing worth advertising, or he wouldn't advertise. The Editor Consider the editor. He wear eth purple and fine linen. His aooae is amongst the mansions! Of the rich. Hla wife hath- her limousine and his first-born sporteth a racing car that can hit her up in forty flat. Lol All the people breakethl their necks to. hand him money. A child is born unto the wife of a merchant in the bazaa&v The physician getteth ten golden piuhks, . ine taitor wntetn a stick and a half and telleth the multitude that the child tippeth the beam at nine pounds. "" Yea, he lieth even as- a centrurion. And the proud father giveth him a cremo. Behold, the young one groweth uo-an graduateth. And the editor puteth into hia paper a eTT notice. Yea. a neach of a notice. He telleth .the wisdom of the young woman, and of her exceeding comliness. Like unto the rosea of Sharon is. she and her gown is played up to beat the band. And the dressmaker get teth two score and four Iron men. And the editor getteth a iote of thanks from the S. G. G. The daughter goeth a journey. And the editor thro we th himself on the story of the farewell party. It runneth a column, solid. And the fair one remembereth him from afar with a picture postal with exceeding great frmps. And they pulleth out their ads and cancelleththeireuosdriptions and the swing the hammer unto third add fourth generations. Canst thou beat It? 1 No Patent On ThU . ; ewhaawa-w An Iowa farmer has devised a rat trap on which he claims no pat ent but which anyone troubM with rats can use. He purchased a big galvanized iron bucket; or garbage pail, and placed it in the barn. He filled it two-thirds full of water and onltop of the water a layer of chaffy -oats an Inch deep. The next morning as oats and drowned rata. He re- baited his trap and, the next morning he figured results and found he had aimlessly but with malice aforethought, gotten rid of eighty-nine rats. He declares it will rid a barn in a short time. - . When the editor of a country paper starts in on Monday morn ing to get vp something for his paper in the way of interesting local news and finds,- after nos ing around, that nothing has happened in the town or com munity that he can write up, and nobody gives in any personal or local hews, and every fellow he talks to says, "I don't know a thing' and his liver is not working right and .he feels' as though he had just as soon loop ed the loop with Lincoln Beachey as to go to work that's the time when he would like to turn the job over to the "Smart Aleck" who thinks he could get up a bettor paper than the editor and not half try. - Lancaster, , Ma J. Kelly Wright, lecturer for the state of agriculture, waa here laSt week inspecting the elephant farm of William P. Hall (Dia mond Bill.) Although not gen erally known. Hall has the only elephant market on this contin arid since the war, the largest m either Europe or America. Be controls the elephant tntdi tff this Hemisphere. -r - j Des Moines, la. In bank ruptcy proceedings here it came out that a MissDottie Morgan, a former resident, had for a loan of $10, pawned her body to Moses Levich, to be delivered to him after death.-The woman moved to Denver and Lexich has asked the court if the pledge can be counted as an asset , ., , , : SECOND ANNUAL MORROW COUNTY 7 farmers IGNIC Unibri P aaaW. ' " " TO BE HELD ON Tuesday, June 8, 1915 IONE, OREGON V 0. f. DORNBLASER member of the National Executive Toard, of Texas, will speak. He Is , a very able speaker and will be well worth your time to hear - Music, Recitations Songs. Baseball and all : Kind of Sports in Afternoon. BASKET DINNER Bring' Y&ur Basket . Filled Well You are cordially invited to Celebrate with . ' r : r the Farmers A GOOD TIME ASSURE D SEE OFFICIAL PROGRAM fin LATER Oakland; CaL-Alex. JacoM and hia aaugnter, Urace, were mortorfng on a boulrard last week when a bee stung Jacobi on the face. The surprise and pain caused Jacobi to lose control df the ear, which orerturned and fatally injured his daughter. hix f aS m 6wey Ww HtoeaanS Hto ft. Shn.PMl tM arlslaaBy Aw mom f antlM a ml wha, mbwi kit end jmn fo.-waa stagtm um boats of ordnaiK aa sadr toad tar Maw Mbatanttal neaenlUoa la mnet f Columbia, S. C-Miss Clyde Varborottgh has been awarded 13,000 damages for the loss of three Inches of skin from her roev cheek. She waa thrown cara mat costetn six for a Jitney, from a street car and sued for Behold, she returneth and the s 10. 000 daniagca. youth of the city fall down and worship. She picketh one and Lo, ahe picketh. a lemon. But the emtor caiietn nun one ox our moat promising young men and getteth away with It And they send unto him a bid to the wed ding feast and behold, the bids are fashioned by Muntgummery Hawbuck, la a far city. Flowery and long is the wed ding notice which the editor printoUt The minister Jtetteth ten bones. The groom standeth the editor off for a twelvemonth subscription, AU flesh is grass and In time the . wife is gathered Into the sflo. The minister getteth his bit The editor printeth a death notice, two columns of obituary. three lodge notices, a cubit of poetry and a card of thanks. And he forgeteth to read proof on the head, and the darned thing eometh out. "Gone to Her Last Roasting Place." And all that are akin to the deceased jumpeth on the editor ' -- . plfd ataohitolj at the ark i itu bttnr loM Uwt Um huMlaiha I eiiMttoa iMd ae faadi at tta for tin leward af mwrtt" Uaaiy ahrapaalB kmattaa i probaUj am mvof4 at Sorteaai Si MM aae waa tbaa "favaraUy raporS ad aa," eat ataraa yaaia ktar OMtia waad, tUlarj at WstaHaa, ahrapaal had waa that tmmam battle. Wlthaat R, Waod MiwIH, mm aCttft at aw Brittak coaid aava iWorwai taa tortiw at 1 Baja Balata. - la UU4 Saa t Bhnpaal a jualia at 11J0 a Sw Hfa. eat taai was tatarpratad my ha aayiilin ta awrar al taa kena Maaa aatapaal had gtvaa to tha my hrMh aa wharahr taa hrias aaa saa hita aettoa at tha Um aa aanthar waa aat BhraaMl waa thaa atoeal at a Taatas thcaah ha had tha aattafea. Mod at dnwlas hh) paaataa to a rlpa aMaaa Ha dial a ha agad atohty- Darred Plymouth RocK eggS'for Hatching. Pedigreed Belgian Hares and Pigeons, send for our prices and dis criptions. Oregon Carneau Co. Box 279. Portlands- Oregon. H. J. Hamlet, Manager. ; CD. S perry Flra laaurajiej and Notary Tubllt 1, 0. 6 T. Building - Xuue, On lonJojdB No 135 I OOF Jleets every Saturday night in their hall, lone. Ore., C. B . Sperry, N. G. W. Reitman V. G, E. T. Perkins, secretary. Vtatt . ing brothers 'cordially invited. Dr,C t Chich PhjralcUa and Sargroa DweBToaa - lONII, UNMUH DR. JOHN B DTE Raoat.lt. lose Botal, loaa, Oracaa Ksnappetibera; Sl Johnson . Attornaya and Covaaenora ' : m Lew - Maw 9tt ' Iqmb. Obboos F. H, Koblnaon . Athsnay at Lew . , Fratlea taH Stta Coorta - ; sad D. . radaral DapnrtaMiita. Main rmT ?- kwa, Oaaoa A Pastoral playhouse Haart al Mm Alaa What to prabaMj to an aaataral thMtar la Bari a altaaaad to Ota haart af tha aipa-at tatartoh- aa, to awMawlaae, This aahjw -plar- ama ta all mm wtada that Waw, aae tto Vaaf a toraaid-to tha totracahla rtriaaiitoaiai ha lha Waa aaaaa at to thy. H to aat a wars thaa. hmtar. aad II haa aat to- eiaaialtt haapaaad that to has at tortdae had a attha haa McCormick Haying Tools How are your Mowers and Rakes ? Look them over and if you are going to need a new, one or a lot of repairs for the old ones you should "attend to them at once as the haying season will be upon; you in a short time-and you must be-all prepared ; to handle it when it -is ready.' Make; up that repair list and send it to me at once and save'yoursejf time and trouble BERT Mason aspwitaeaS tha totanada wt a haavy dnwapaar wake waa aat to th aiw raax I apaa. mtr ttMatar at latntofeea la Nr. ncrtarauiucva r nnaiiwa Sraat .draaia. "WUltaa tml t to hj aatata adaMrabto adapt d. irha ataa.hi m ihlui m) aa th adn ay daaaa rah af Oaw. mm mmu, with a -harhHoth- arta gniy fact hto.im4 It ah avaji . Awn, f uw itato atrairhw aa awklnW f mm Vaahs. aen aad MUHtt laat ahjh. aad hahtod ttw aaaetotar towar cha srw Saahs ff aha Baraaa Oaaftoad Uta JnaattaM. MturS aad Rtear. waa atahr haatoa af wtaraal m ml Starhtoa. aha aatraatas'aadSaaet uua anMM ii waada tfaiwaxh 'which aaltoa with thandarlua d hoaftj aa hard aaad lha bmU Ha trouain T tha tjraaafr cal aoTiraat.' 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