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About The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 12, 1894)
THE U. S. Government Chemists have reported, after an examination of the different brands, that the ROYAL Bak ing Powder is absolutely pure, greatest in strength, and superior to all others. ROYAL BAKINQ POWDER COMPANY, tOSWAU. ST. NSW-YORK. How llrttUh Author Orgunlted. It is now nwirty eight ywirs since a "mall body of men, fifteen or twenty in number, met to l locust the question whether any thing niiftht he (tone by union to remedy abusa which were strongly felt, but had never been formulated, proved or defined, Thts wa the origin of the society, which now numhei-H iSt) members, and is every year lnereasiuv; hi strength, in reputation and in the elean.t'ss of its aims. It must be acknowledged that at first these aims were almost tin viiaueiib those of the former society. There wan blind imtination, there wiut atuoldenug lire anions the great body of the literary craft, but when one came to examine into the facts, su far as they had letfn iiHwrUiiiieu, then was little but aiMpieum to go upon. We therefore set ourwetve ;it oik' to the arq unit ion and acciimniatmi! ot the facts as connected with the practical btuinetwof managing literary proiertv. We sfieHiilviliMroveml enough to enable us to take u first detinite step, and at a public meeting to be held at Willis' rooms we claimed theribt of the author, as one party in a joint vmture or partnership, to examine and audit the accounts furnished by the other contracting tarty a modest step, apparently; in reality, a most impor tant step, a step which leads to everything else. Because, when two men are engaged in the same venture, if one of the two w excluded from the fight of the books, that one occupies an interior position. He is de pendent. He is like the man who numbly brings to his master the produce of his owii labor and goes away making his salaam for any pieces of silver which may be tossed hi in. How this claim was resented how it is still resented by certain pub lishers snows that theyuuve always under stood very clearly what it would mean to them and to what it would lead. This claim advanced and kept boldly before us, we returned to our research, which was nothing less than learning the whole of the business of publishing from the publishers' side. We were en abled to follow up our investigation by all kinds ot materials publishers' agree ments. Ietters.nnd the evidence of printers, bookbinders, advertisement agents, clerks, travelers, publishers themselves until at last we found ourselves fairly in a position to understand the methods pursued by every publishing bouse of any importance Walter Uesant in Forum, - Why NiiMHt lVnvy Died. "What complaint was it that carried off busati Peevy?" inquired one of the rwi dents of Apple Kidge, who had lvm away tor sjx weeKs, on ring which time the death he mentioned had occurred. "1 don't call itth't Husan lied any reg'lar complaint," replied (Jyrus Peevy, uncle of thedeceased, in a meditative tone, "Kf ye was t' set aout t' give it any name, ye'd be pooty well put to 't, Heems 's ef; thet is, 'thaout ye was t' siiy th't site died o' symputhizin irieuds. t net's uaout mj idee! ' "Lawzee. Uncle Cyrus!" exclaimed his astonished listener. "W hatdo you mean?" 'l menu jest 'baout as I say," replied Mr. Peevy dryly. ".Susan had kind o' shakin an Hush in spells, what the doctor called 'intermiddliu fever,' I b'lieve; but there waV". much th' matter w'th her, ex cept th' hu weather'd mnde her kind o1 ailin an ihvigged aout. "Well, lit' fust day th' doctor come m1 wife was "lop pin there, V kind o' hearten Husan up, an she see Susan was set on bavin tit' doctor, so she had him called he found that whole possy o' women folks ffm th' Corner, settin an stand in raound . in busan's bedroom. "Ann Hascomb she was sayin as th' doc tor went in, 'Hary'a husband s cousin was took precisely this way: he died in less'n a wee tr'm th' day become daown w'th it.1 . " 'Poor Husan!' says Hettv Fitch. "You've got jest th' look in your eyes th't my hnsband's brother-in-law by his fust wife had; he passed away 'fore anybody re'lized 'twas a ser'ous sickness.' ,ul'h' doctor, he tried to hush 'em up, but sake alive! Husan had got her mind jest chock full o what they'd told her, an she was daown right vexed when tli'doct'rspoke hopeful o' her case, seems 's eff. They'd come in ev'ry day, them women would. M' wife wouldn't let 'em int' th' room wher' Susan was; but they set in th' fore nsim an talked s' laoud 't Kusan couldn't nnw o' liea rm what they said nowavs. "Hhe seemed 't feel real pleased t' know naow ttiey all spoke, an I cal'iate 'twas as much 't show 'em 't she had 'preciated their remarksasuuythiuth'tshedied. She was alius an obligiu creatur', Husan was, au grateful. I oil' tale ef she hadn't 've had quite s many neighbors an' a' much sympathy, she'd 've been alive t'doy!" French JfollUtQMfc Suppose French politeness u a myth, it is one to be cultivated the world over. Even the humblest peasant in the small est province endowed with an all con quering courtesy that is brought into pliy-ln the most commonplace matters. If our men could only be taught Home of Bit, how much more easily would run the 'wheels of life's machinery! Business in business, of course. The rush and worry of money getting dwarf tlie real nature, ' VAt at tl'.tt 0A171A timfi aftwia nrmilil uM. nr more irregularly, bills would be no less ready to be paid, panics would occur no more frequently if the arbitrators of VTeat Mum would but remember to jng into their business life a little mor m a1 I 1 A VILANELLE Love in the dawn la honey sweet Sweet to the tasle and fair to the sight; Kisses an balm when young lips meet. The heart In the throes of it first white heat Burns, a meteor shining bright: Love iu the dawn is honey sweet. Enjoy while you can such moments fleet Those transient spells of a fond di'light: Kisses are balm wlieu young lips meet. Glad as the morning, Marguerite. f Are your girlish fuce and your Oovim white: Love in (he dawn is honey sweet. ; The lilies smile at our very feet. The ruses blush to our left and rlfflit; j Kisses are balm when young hps meet. Wedded today fn this bower discreet j Our lives shall fall uin lines of Unlit: i Love in the dawn is hooey sweet- Kisses are bulm when young lips meet'. -Euavne Davis in Kate Field a Washington. Met With a Serious Fall. "You ure very late this morning, Mr. Baldwin," said a dry goods merchant re cently to ono of his clerks. "Do not let it happen again.' "Very sorry." said the clerk humbly. "I met with a serious fall." "Indeed," replied the merchant, relent ing. "Are you hurt much?' "Principally, sir, in your estimation.' answered the clerk respectfully. "Oh, never miud that," said the mer chant kindly. "I am very sorry and had no intention to be severe. We are all liable to uccidents. How did you getthe falir "Well, yon see, sir," said the clerk confidingly, "I was called quite early this morning earlier, in fact, than usual." "Ah!" "Yes, sir; but somehow or other I fell asleep again." "Go to your desk, sir, and don't try that on again," exclaimed the merchant, with an air of severity which was belied by the twinkle in his eye, which denoted tliat he enjoyed the joke. New York Herald. Lightning's Strange Heleetlon, Probably one of the most remarkable lightning accidents of the period was that which took place in one of the east ern counties lately. A num wits shear ing a sheep. Another man, puling on a pony, stopped to exchange a few words with the shearer and watch the clipping operution Air a minute or two. He hail been standing there but a very short time when a sharp crack of thunder was preceded by a blinding flush of lightning. The shearer was startled almost out of his senses by seeing the pony and its rider suddenly collapse in a heap, but in a second the man was np, quite unhurt. Then the shepherd, happening to glance at the animal beneath him, found that the lightning had served it as it had served the pony. The sheep was stone dead! This, it may be as well to state, is a perfectly true story. London Tit Bits. The Heat Language For Telephoning. The French language, it appears, is better adapted to the purpose of the tele phone than the English. It is stated that the large number of sibilant or hiss syl lables in English renders it a less easy and accurate means of communication. Some English words are especially diffi cult of transmission by telephone. The word "soldier" is cited as one of these, Proper names frequently occur in the midst of an otherwise perfectly audible and intelligent conversation which the ear cannot possibly catch. These must be spelled out, involving delay, Elec tricity. Considerable Mutuality, Mrs. Lakeside You are Mr. Pork chop's second wife, are you not? Mrs. Porkchop Yes, he w.as married once before. "That's unpleasant. Whenever you have a little row, be can bring np his first wife and brag about her goodness." "He never tried it but once, and then I told him about what nice men my three other husbands were.' Texas Sittings, All Illustration. "There," said Miss Frances E. Willard, closing her fist and presenting it as an object lesson to her interested audience, "is union and that" suddenly letting every separate finger fly limply apart, "is diversity. Which is the stronger?" A Diary of Thne Ontario. A diary begun more than ttiree centuries ago by the Hozaka family of Japan has bseukept up continuously by the various heads to whose charge it was committed until the volumes now nil eight large chests. It was no New Year's experiment witb either the original Colonel Uozak or his successors. New York Press. '- h1 Ryu on for It. 'BMlAr stick! THE NEW CHINESE MINISTER. 1 ,ug Yu I. ii Ternou of Ooiwlderalilo liu- pit rl an lie at 11 nine and Abroad, A very influential persouitgt iu the Flow ery Kingdom la Mr. Yang Yu, the new ChineHe minister plenipotentiary and envoy extraordinary to the United States, Hpaiu and Peru. Besidea belonging ton family of distinction, ho has great wealth in city real estate, mining property and rice plan tations and if altogether a man whom the authorities of his native lund delight to honor. Ah minister to three countries he pusaejuea great power, appointing nil his official subordinates, subject to the confir mation of tho emperor. JIIXISTRH VAX!) YB. Minister Yu w of (liHthigiiisliHl Appear anceuliil bmriug, conipnrlinK llimwlf with tUeitwyuiruf u limn boriituRMliority. Hi1 in Ail ytHrs nf uxi. ratlitrbov? tin) mwlium lieiftht, Ktnutly buili unit weiicbH Htimit 1U0 pound). Tie knows no liuiKutw liut Chi now, but tlmt foot iu not expected to inter fere with In diplomatic uefulnes, hn he una bftd much experience In Htntecnifl. nnd will lie iiasisted by very nble interpreters Chinese gnuluutett of our own bent univer Bltien, one of them, Muu Yew Chuittf, hav ing been coekawuin of the Yule boat crew, The minister brought with him the most numerou and moat Konteounly attired auit that ever attended a foreign functionary in tuiK country. lJeaide hia wife ami three children, it cotisiHted of 4ti ofticialN of va rioua gradea, aeverul of them uIko accom panied by their wives, and WaervunU. The dipiomntaare naaiKned by the milliliter to putt in the variotia countriea under hla jurisdiction. Tiiey come from all iarta of China and are all of influential fainilica and well educated. None of them knew in advance to what poat he wan to lie Hunt. Mr. Yu ia credited with entertaining a very friendly feeliiiK for the I'nited htatea ind is Niid to be unxioim to nutiulniu cor dial reiationa between our Koverimtenl and bia owu. tic piwaeuM the complete con fidence of the Chiueite court, and having had chance of Miime of the iiioftt iniimrtant cuatoma diritricta in tile empire hun been brou(ht more or ieaa iu ciiulact with con suls am! other government olticiaUfrnui all parta of the world. Ha Wanted to Ha aura, "I went down to Indiana not long ago," nuid n Michigan Centrul enimiem' to tho reporter, "tn see my folks, who live in ii Hiiialt town on u brunch road that is about tho wont I ever saw. At it way station a Hoosier ciiuio aboard, and a fow minutes after be bad curled np in tin; comer of a seut the conductor came iiIohl'. " '1 nay. conductor.' lie inquired, 'is this train ruuntiiK now?' " 'Of course it is,' said the conductor, taking bin ticket. "Then he relapsed uguin.and in about fifteen minutes ho beckoned to the con ductor. " 'Li this train miming now?' he asked as before. "'Course It is. What's tho matter with you? said the conductor angrily. " 'Don't git mad about it,' urged tile passenger mildly. '1 don t mean no in sult. This yer train runs so slow that 1 can't tell when it's goin and when it ain't, and I've got to git off at the next station er the weddin that's set fer II o'clock won't take place, that's all. 1 hain't nothin ag'in yon ner the road, but I'm jist a leetle mite anxious about Iundiu in time fer the occasion, you un derstand.' "The conductor apologized and the pas senger was duly deposited at the ap pointed place." Detroit Free Press. Ilnuflit Old Pipe,. A valuable pipe that belonged to the late Lawrence Barrett had carved on its bowl an ideal bead of Ophelia. The collecting of pipes was one of Barrett's hobbies, and he was often seen iu some pf tho New York establishments looking np what he could find in the way of odd pipes. The pipes he usually bought were old ones that had been colored by other people. Collector. . Thflrapeiitlo EUetrleltr, Tbe ordinary electric bath is one of the best means of stimulating and re freshing a patient in a debilitated state of health. One singular result is the re moval of metallic poisons from the body. This is effected by electrolysis. The me tallic poison will be found iu the water after thirty minutes' sitting. New York Telegram. Dffc of th. Uuaofiot Indian. The Uuochos of the Argentine Repub lic live entirely on roast beef and salt, scarcely ever tasting farinaceous or other vegetable food, and their sole beverage is mate or Paratruay tea taken without sugar. Gentleman's Magazine. Angel Oak';. Chop np groen apples, raisins, bananas inqnrtntitiestosnit; stick them in dough. MM. f An AstuulMlied but tlunslilerate I'rhicu. One of the leading families in Stmt- ' yurt gave u snppor party to which the prince royal bud hum Invited. His royal bighueHS arrived little before all the preparations for the feast were com pleted. Observing that ho bad arrived a little too soon, he decidud to take a short stroll in front of the house while daylight was fading into dark. Sud denly a trim servant inuid bounded out of the bouse und ran up to the prince, to whom Bhe handed a parcel containing, ts it afterward turned out. a large piece of sausage and. snuie money, and ex claimed under her breath: "Yon won't have to come today; we're having a large party, the princo him self is coming; so goodby till tomor row I" and with that she gave bis royol highness u couple of harly kisses and disappeared before he had time to get a word out. A moment later he perceived a sol dier iu his cloak, who was casting wist ful glances ut the lighted windows of the house, and asked hint if bin sweet heart lived there, and on the man's re plying in the aiUrmutive the prince con tinued: "Then this tutrcel must lie intended for yon. The person who brought it sends you word that you ure to come to morrow, for she has no time today on account of tbe party." "Much obliged: it's all right. I'll come tomorrow," suid the soldier. "She gavu me something; liesides," tbe prince went on to say, "but 1 can't deliver yon that." "Oh, you may keep it nnd welcmne," rejoined tbe soldier. "I've plenty here for todiiy." Evorylsxly ut the party noticed that his highness was more lively and gmxl humoral than usual. He narrated his adventure over tbe cigars and wine, but exuutcd a promise that neither tbe sent, ant girl nor tbe soldier should suffer in couseinence of the disclosure. Leeds Mercury. Heirs Apparent anil l're.aiiiitlve. There seems to lie a gmsl deal of con fusion in tho minds of tbe public and the press as to what constitutes the dif ference between un "heir presumptive" and an "heir apparent," and one gentle man who has Won informed that then) is no "heir presumptive" to the throne ut the present time, writes to inquire of me whether Prince Ueorge of Wules is not entitled to that designation. I should say certainly not. In point of law, the heir is the party who succeeds to un estate or u dignity by the demise of the previous holder: and u iniin can only have during his life un "heir ap parent." orun "heir persumptivo." The Prince of Wales is now the heir apparent to the throne, and while he lives there can bo no other heir. Prince George is tbe heir apparent to the princedom of Wules, anil he is not heir to the throne at ull, except in the loose and inaccurate sense in which all iwr sous who may by any possibility be come entitled are ssiken of us "heirs." The difference between an heir ap parent and an heir presumptive is tMit tbe heir apparent must succeed if he survives the present holder of the dig nity: while un heir presumptive, al though the heir at tbe moment, is liable to have bis right to the succession de feated by tho birth of another heir. There cannot, therefore, be ,:. tbe same time an heir apparent and an heir pre sumptive. Should the Princo of Wales succeed to the throne, Prince George, if then living, will become the heir ap parent to tbe throne. Should Princo (ieorge succeed to the throne before he has children the Duchess of File would lie the heir presumptive, her right to tbe succession being ulwuys liable to bo defeated by the birth of a direct heir to her brother. Henry Laboucbero iu Lon don Truth. The Nanyasis of India, Popular belief in ludia still credits 8anyosis and other holy vagabonds witb miraculous powers. Even the native journals often chronicle murvcls like the instantaneous cure of incurable diseases, or the feeding thousands out of a small measure of rice. One of these prints gives a description of bow a saint ly Wunyasi suved the lives of a certain rajah and his escort from a wild ele phant. As the party was proceeding through tbe Lower Himalayas u mon strous tusker broke out of tbe jungle and set to trumpeting. The rajah and his followers were considerably scared, and were giving themsolves up for lost when a noble lookirur SikiiviuiMumwHtenfl and, standing iu front of the travelers, told them to shout a cortain order to tin) elephant. This done, the animal bolted into the jungle, while the savior of the rajah and his party vanished without waiting to ne tnuiikeu Philadelphia Ledger. Buufluwer Ashes m a Fertiliser, Tbe ashes of the sunflower contain a high percentage of potassium. The experiments of Hermbstedt have proved that l.UOO pounds of dried stalk yield 97.9 pounds ot ash, and from 1,000 pounds of ash are ob tained Ml) pounds of the best potassium. An entire ripe sunflower plant without tho root contains about ii grams of mineral substances, whereof about 19 grams are potassium. The farmers In Kussia sell their ashes to the soap works for a very low price Instead ot using tlioui for tbe field. Exchange. V "German Syrup" JodgrJ. B. Hiu, of tile Superior Court, walker county, Georgia, thinks enough of German Syrup to send us voluntarily a strong letter endorsing it. When ineti'of rank and education thus use and recom mend an article, what they say Ls worth the attention of the public. It is above suspicion. " I have used yourGermau Syrup," he says, "for my Coughs and Colds ou the Throat and Lungs. I can recommend it for them as a first-class mediciue." Take no substitute. UueottQlft Tim Orrat rotroii i where nil othnre ftUL Coucht, Croup, lore Throat, HoariensM, whooping Cough nl Asthma, For Consumption It nna no rival: ban eur4 thouund. and will cum Too If Ukm Ultima. 80W oj DniRglnti on ft g uar ntw. For a Lama Ihuik or ChL tin BHiLOH't BELLADONNA PLASTbRJbu, H1L0H'S CATARRH 'REMEDY. iiavR ymit.aiurrh This ramHr tvrimnuw teydtocurejrou. ittoe.oueu, iiUaoturtni. (H'M -KUHTlr ItooKISi; FKI.T rout only IMH por !WiKiiinre 1cm. Mkth a oil roof (or Viiirn, iiml un y oncan put It on. Ul'M -KUHTir I'AIST fofiuuiily MmiiIn pr Kill. In hill, hits, or $1..' lor -gtil till. Color ilttrk nnl. W ill nUt Uukn In ttn or Iron umti tlmt will iHNt four yuiim. Trv It. huna n in tin lor iunU' mul fuH nHrilciiUn. (.I'M KUHIIC ItUOHSU CO., :tn mnl H Went limidwuy, Nw York. V '-'"'"l uKunUi WAiitud. We hnvfi Jut Ifwitfil an ck'HHiit lai-imgu Illus trated cat it login; of FIREARMS AND SPORTING GOODS. 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