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About The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 1, 1893)
V TH5 DEAD CHILD. Bleep on, dtr, now, -The hwtttlfvpand thnbcfltt Anil on thy brow And an iity quiet bmu4. Violet 1 lln-owl Thy little life Wtui inlna n ill tie whiten Mo fear were rlfn. To trouble tliy br)tf amll Willi ntreaHnridrifa, tin mill and ha Korvwrmnnt a ohtldl Not grndylntily, Whuin life haa not drftlM, 1 render ilieal StumtwrMdiwp 1 would rit rashly waka, I hardly weep; Fain only fur thy aak To aliant thy aleun, Vml in bt dead- Itend here with Ihae today) When.allb.aald. Twer irtMMl by tbw to la? My weary twad. That ta t)t tout; Alt, child, w Oml of play. Ibianrtcfiiiftwu 1, too, would vtm thy waj And iiawhere rent. -Erne itowwn In Aulanta. MAMMA'S YOUTH. 0nfl throucrh the latticed paaernetu abtnaa The sun's last icIimnTrinfi ray. While Grand r-a node mid knits brthnes . Win nodi (be Unions day. Bar hair tit whlta. and furrawa deep Am ou bur brow ho mild. And playiutf at hor fwl Qierw kneots A lowly fair Laired child. "Why do yun nod?1 the baby criea, "Why kail you ever tlierer Tonrt not an pretty an Mamma, For sue hit fcohion hair. And. Grandma, all around year eyes Great wrinkles 1 can aon. Voar fin- la marred, while dear Mammal to fair, a lair can be," Thrn (Irundroa Inrlngly replied, "Not Itmir dta buaoty atay. Fur wrinkle runic an years go by, Mamma ll iw old aome day." O'er buby ' face there eaine a cloud. O'er fair fact; framed in pold, "You mmirbt y Grand ma," then aha cried. "Mamma csan ne'er zrow olitr Mra. J, T. tiroonleaf tu Good llouaokeoplng. c The Crmay Ball. Street peddlers have a new catch penny device on their tracks that is quits an amusing thing lor oia as weti as yoonff folks. Tliey call it the "crazy ball." and it is well named. For ten cents yon tun bay one of these things and see the laws of trravity defied. It looks like an ordinary wooden ball, about the size of a tennis Imll. but yon can't roll it in a straight line to save you. Of oonrse the secret of the thing's qneer actions Lie in the fact that it is loaded on one side. This makes every move ment of the ball eccentric. It will mil tip lull of its own accord, and it will re fuse to roll down hill If yon try to roll it from yon it will perhaps start out all right, and then turn around and roll back, or may tie it will go off sidewiw and describe a wobbly circle arouud yon. All its movements are jerky and spasmodic. Give it to a kitten to play with and the chances are that the kitten will go mad, while a baby will cry with Texationoveritsetwntrif itiea. A grown person who is not up in spherical geom etry will assure yon that it is wonderful It is not ft is only some sharp fellow's way of gathering in the dimes. Never theless, ere long the city will be flooded with these "crazy balls. New York Herald. An Artist's Mansion. Sir Frederick Leijrhton, Bart, P. &. A., is at present enjoying hinnelf in the beautiful town of Perugia, the air of which is most invigorating. Electric light is bfing laid in the president's bouse, in Holland Park road. The splen did eastern bull, paved with tiles from Damuttcns, with the fountains and vouchee of exquisite workmanship, will now be lit by the electric light Bo will tbe drawing room, with its fine speci mens of Corut's paintings representing the seasons, and the hundsome dining room. The large studio, with its price less treasures, will be properly illumi nated. Tbe fountain at one time bad no rail ing. One evening after oue of Sir Fred erick Lt-igh ton's epicureun feasts, the hall not being sufficiently lit, several of the academicians stepped into the foun tain and got thoroughly wet: a popular painter had to borrow a pair of the president's trousers, much to the amuse ment of tus brethren of the brush, as tbe garments did not fit him; but the trong electric light will put an end to any more of thene uncomfortable adven tures. London Star. An Episode t Nebraska Ufa, 1 met a gentleman at the Union depot tbe other night who hud just returned from Kearney county. Me said. Itook np aclaim three weeks agonnd built my shunty with mora enro than is usually taken with them. 1 built a bedstead of boards in the corner and bid in a stock of canned goods and dried meat 'Hie first night after it was completed 1 crawled into bed and feM into a deep sleep. About midnight I was awakened by a half dozen rude jolts, some one cracked ft whip, yelled 'Git upfand I straightway felt the motion of a heavy wagon. I was but half awake, but 1 re alized that my bed was tipped to an angle of 45 degs. and that everything was moving. I realized that my shanty, snpposed to be unoccupied, was being stolen with me in it I grasped my re volver and emptied it nt the walls and in answer beard the auund of scattering feet I crawled out of the small win dow and drove back about 100 yards to the site of the house, where I made the horses fast and posted myself uuder tbe wugon. The next day 1 drove two mile to my nearest neighbor and soon had his opinion and that of several other farm ers. They all said the boraes and wagon were mine beyond donbt, as no one would ever claim them, Kansas Uty Times. Going Borne to a Wife II HaaNnvar&aen. Wong Sie Kie came from Hong-Kong to America three years ago. He tarried not at San Francteco or New York, but selected Hartford as his abiding place. Immediately be began washing clothes, and his attention to business and his good natnred "Hello" to all visitors brought him many customers. He pros erod so well that he thinks he has now made enongh to justify hit return to China. Wong will leave Hartford for San Francisco, from which port he will take immediate passage for his beloved Hong Kong. He liaa sold out his bnuineas to a coofiin. who has taken charge. His savings and the money he got for his laundry amonnt to $2,000, representing bis net profit after bis living expenses have been deducted from three years of lanndrying. Wong says his father and mother are living, and that be has brr thers and sisters. Besides, he has ft wife in China, to whom he has been married sine e he came to America. His imperfect English prevented a lucid ex planation of how this rnarriage occurred. Hartford Courant Th Ivory Nut In RotUh Amnrle. The ivory imt is grown in the equato rial regions in South America. The HOW WK OltOW OLD. Thn thrmd that hliidfl ui to life Is most fre quently Kfivered ere ilio meridian ot llf 1b principal point of shipment ia Colon, on j whed in the mwe of wnum who noKloct ob f, . , -i i i . vioiw means to renew faliiiiK fctrengih. VIfCr, the Isthmus of Panama. Lilt the ba nana, the ivory nut is perennial in iU native chum, uml may be found in all stages from the Imd to the ripened not j at all sohsoiis of the year. The uuti ; grow in groat bunches of nbont fifty in-1 cased in a shell, us are chestnuts in the j burr, though tlio shell outwardly rwmu-1 bles in ronghmws the surface of a pine-: apple. The entire cluster of nuts in this , shell is as big m a mail 'a hwwl. Tina shell cornea otf easily after the nuts are ripe. At this stage I hey fall from tin trees which are fourteen or fifteen feet in height and are packi'd on the backj of natives to the points of shipment They are about the color of an unwashed last year's potato and as hard as an ele phant's tusk. New York Telegram. Tint lirtde'B Hugg-ratioD. Marriage by prcxy i an old story, but marriatft by phonograph i quite the new est wntikh. It act-ma that the Weuding day waa ei and all prt-'w rations made when the brides n hi m lnn:antu too til to Iphtb Ids hou. Ilia (bimoe insisted on having the wedding in the church, and proposed that lit w!k the answers to the service into a pintiturapl) and that it then he let loose id tin church at the proper times. The young tiutu fiid tie would be hanged tf be was goti'K to allow dih voice to be married HcpurMU- from tht nt of him. New York lltraid no less tin fourcnof hannlnwM thim Urn Condi- tioii of long life, can hu emitted and p rptttiialed where it dfW not exist t lioiwunda who have experienced or are coKiiJwuit InrludliiK many phyKlciituaof eminence of the eRecis of Ilc letter'RHIomarh Jtiticri bear testimony to its wondrous rnVaey as a creator of strength In feeble oumiti unions and debilitated and shat tered sy tie ms, A steady perlormaure of the bodily functions, nnewed appetite, (lath and nliihtly rcHe attend the use of tins thorough and standard renovaiiL no h eal tonic rep resenled to be akin uor resemble It in effect In its plan-, Kmand the genuine, whleh Is au acknowledged remedy for indiiresiloii, malaria, nervomneM, cniiHtlpiitlDn, liver ana kiduuy complaint and rheumatism. Judge Three months and ten davs. Prltoner -Can't yon mske it a shorter sentence, yer honor? Judge I can. Prisoner -Thank yon, yer honor. Judge une year. 100 KKWARI), ftlOO. Tlioiiglilful Nulur. Brown It is hiiuI that fiod never mads two men alike Mrs. Brown Of course he didnt, or you would never bear of a womitn being mar ried twice. Life BXPKNHIVK KCONOMT. The readers of this paper wfll bo pleased to learn that there in at least one dreaded dNatote thm science has been able to cure In all Its stages, and Unit Is catarrh. Hall's Catarrh Cure is the only nositive cure now known to the med ical fraternity. Catarrh, being a constitutional ULiesse, requires a constitutional treatment. nan s (..ainrro ure is taicen imernnuy, acune directly upon the blood and mucous Burfaee oi the Kystem, thereby destroying the foundation of the dhease. tmii alvine the natlent strentrth hy buihliiig up the constitution and assisting nature in doing its work. The proprietors have so much faith In its ruratlve powers that they offer One Hundred Dollars for any case that it IsIIm tocure. send for list oi testimonials. Ad drecit F. J.CHKNKY A CO., Toledo, O. OftT" Hold by Druggists; 76 cents. A SurnaMor of Newton. Sir George Gabriel Stokes, who is till he retires senior member for Cambridge university, is one of the most distin guished mathematicians of the day. He is an old man in tbe "seventies," below the medium height, with snow white hair and ft very high forehead. Sir George is president of the Royal society, an office which was held by the famous Sir Isaac Newton, who was also member for the University of Cambridge, These two positions, which have never been held by oue individual since tbe time of Newton, are now, after the lapse of up ward of two centuries, happily combined in Sir George. To carry the analogy further, Newton never once spoke in parliament, while Sir George, although an assiduous sitter out of debates, has during his five years of parliamentary life addressed the house on two or three occasions only. It is not generally known that Sir George Stokes is an Irishman, llis father, a distinguished graduate of Trinity col lege, was rector of Screen, about seven miles from the tuwo of Sligo. London Star. How Ualtw Firemen Managed The firemen of Caribou, Me., were called upon to perform a feat rather out of the usual line of duty. The bridge across the Aroostook river connecting the two sections of the village burned, and although the adjacent buildings in the main village were saved those ou the opposite side of tbe river, near the I end of the bridge, took fire and were threatened with destruction. All of the fire apparatus was in the main village, the bridge was destroyed and there were no boats at hand. Accordingly the best swimmers in the fire company were selected to swim the river with a line of hose. They accomplished the feat and got across just in time to pre vent the destruction of $.10,000 worth of property. Philadelphia Ledger. Some people begrudge the little money that so AUiCOCK's PoaonR Plastib costs, and then when they are racked with pain ! from a lame back, or from the soreness arising from a cold, tbey will spend any amount of money to relieve the pain. If they only had one of these world renowned piasters on nana, mey wouiu ne saven a vast amount of suffering and be consider ably richer. At the first sign of stiffness of ihe joints apply one of these plasters without any delay. The soreness will be greatly relieved at once and soon disappear entirely. It will be money saved to have them on hand, to say nothing of the com fort they bring. it KAHPBBTH S flLU OODtatD DO lITliailllg matter. "if f ahnuld kis von. would von scream f" 41 Well, I wouldn't like to (tire a positive answer without haviug oeen put to we itmw Blood Poisoning "Twelve yean aro my wife was picking rasp- ( berries when (h teratch-1 cd berclf on a briar, the wound from which toon developed Imoaruunlng sore, between her knee and ankle. She read of Hood's Barsaparilla and concluded to try It her self, and while taking the first bottle she felt better and continued with it until Li-mIav she Ir entire ly cored snd better than ever." J. N. ATjcHfit- auoh, Aliens, ion to., ra, USI nUUU s Dae E name line dloTfl Polish; no dust, no smell. Tar Qkrhka for breakfast " la I 1 Awy C 1 ensil lllliil I -53PRINTER8K- -AN1- PUBLISHERS WILL FIND A FULL LINK OF- TYPE, Presses, Printing Material and Machinery For sale at lowest prices and most advantageous terms at Palmer & ReyType Foundry, Cor. Front and Aider Streets, PORTLAND, OR. Write for price and terms before baying elsewhere Hercules Gas Enp (OAS OB GASOLINE) MaM tor Pomr or Pumping rVpniifc Th. GhMDMt tollable Q KaglM OUtlwlUlkM. HOOD'S PILLS cure liver lll. mm DOCTOR J THE GREAT CURE IBRKGULAR1TY. tliitt whnt u oub- ou? Tben it's y and promptly remedied by Doctor Pierce'! l'leassnt reliefs. Tbey regui late th trutem per-fecth-. 'lake one for gentle laxa tive or corrective; three for a cathartic If you suffer from Constipation, Indi gestion, Bilious At tacks. Sick or Billons Headache., or any derangement of the liver, stomach, or bowels, try tDcso little relicts, mey bring a permanent cure. Instead of shocking and weakening the system Willi violence, like tne oru'nnry pins, they act In a perfectly easy tiid natural way. They're the smallest, the easiest to take and the ckeapctt, for they're fuarantred to give sat infliction, or your money Is returned. You pay only for the good you get. INDIGESTION CONSTIPATION. Regulator of ths Liver and Kidneys -A SPECIFIC FOB Scrofula, Rheumatism, Salt Rheum, Neuralgia And all Otbtr Blood and Skin Diseases. A lu,t atom In Simla. A curious phenomenon occurred in Simla recently on two successive nights. This was nothing less than a dust storm in the midst of a downpour of rain, or rather, to speak more correctly, a shower cf mud. .A column of dust seems to bare been carried up iuto the higher at mosphere from the plains and to have been caught and forced down by the Jieavy rain. In the morning, as a result, all the plants and flowers in Simla were found to have received a thick coating f mud. There could be no donbt that the mud had been rained down, for it was freely sprinkled on plants away from the hillside and at a great height from the ground. Moreover a deposit ot mud was found tn the rain gauges in various parts 'of the station. It la a common thing to see tbe atmosphere In the hills during the hot season thick with taxi from the plains, carried aloft ty a .strong wiud. But the conjunction of ruin and dust Is an accident of which, it is stated, there la no owvious rocord. Cm. Hack Aft.r Fort7-a. Yar A Missouri man left his wife and went to Australia forty -one years ago, where it was reported be died. A few days ago, however, he unexpectedly returned borne with a large fortune. There was a joyous meeting between husband and wife so long separated, but once more happily reunited, Htrunge to say, his wife had lived single all them many years with the dim hope of once more aeeiug her husband. They are both quit aged now, being upward of seventy years. Exchange. A pair of very economical lovers, in Los Angelos, (Jal., hit upon a plan to cheat Uncle Bam of his postage. Tbe young man hired a box at the postoffice and gave his sweethearts duplicate key. They eichanged correspondence through the box. The recent losses by firs in the cargo of ships carrying cotton has shown that cotton seed oil, when held In tbe cotton on the outode of the bale, rapidly oxi dises and generates spontaneonscombus- tion. Ii lHftnosltlveearefor all those oainfnl. deli cate comliiiuw and complicated troubles) and wt'ukuete common among our wives, mothers Mild (lAllk'litt rta. The i-flect m immetiiiie nnn limine, two or three doH'8 of Pit. fAKDEK's Kemkky taken dally keeps the hlinid rool, the liver and kidneys act ire, mid will entirely eradicate irom the by stem nil truce' of Scrofula, Hull itueura, or auy other form of blood diseuhtt. No medicine ever introduced In this country has met with mien ready wile, nor given such universal mtiwfnctson whenever used as that of Uk. i akdke h Kkhedy. This remedy nus been mea in tne noipi'ain throughout the old world for the ptist twenty tive years as ii 8pciflc for the above dirieiisen. and It has uud will curewheu all other bo-culled remedies (h)I. Hend for fmmpniei oi teuimoniuis from tnoce ho httve heen our d 1Y Its ue. Druggists aell It at $1.00 per Untie, Try It and be ooiiviuood. or sale uy MACK & CO., 0 and II Front St., San Francisco. Baking Ponder Purity and Leavenind,PoWer UNEQUALED. CASH PRISES To Introduce our Powder, wa bavs de termined to distribute auioog the ennaunv re a number of CAHit PIUZEB. To tne periouorclub returning us the largess BunitxTOfcertlUvateionor before Jane 1, 1894. we wl 1 1 m re a cash prise of tt 100, and tothttnextlUiTest, numerous otovrprlsM IOflQgfrMUf&US76IN CAbU. O0SSET4 DEVERS, PORTLAND. Or, HAVE YOU GOT PILES JTCSIWO FIL158 h'iow.1 bv nolttnt Ilka pBrpirVJwi,CiiB''f''ij"';iP YIHI.DATOrrtio i.a hAiiuvn t UIICDCItCliV lin, WNWnu H'lki. nmnLVi, Which wm direoilT oa part ftfTerfed, lorbn turura, silft) uitoll)UK,eHeoUii I normni'uKniro, I'ricv 60o. Urilflfitu iiiift. lit. iaokii,PiiudlpUia,a. flJoasaaiptlvM and people who hare weak longs or Asth ma, a&ouidusa Piso'aOcre for Gonsumpiion. It has cured UHtaunda. It has not Injur ed one. It Is not bad to take. It is the beet ou ugh syrup. Bold everywhere. 96t pai IT R T" Our timam WT Rtmplldtj It Bats the World. It alia Itself from a Beserrolr. Ho Carburetor to get out of ortwe. . Ha Batteries or Eleetrlo Bpark. II iw wtu a Ohespw Grade of OuoUu tlaa aajr ouutr juiauoe. inD roa utwioob' to PALMER & BEY, MahufctuMv WhjMStmltafriDiw.tt. AND PORTLAND, OREGON. ELA'S Poison-ivy Pills a sure cure tot poidoninK from Iry-vlqe or Oak. If not Im provvd in 2 DAYS, return tbe bottle aod get your money. Hold by all Druggists. DR. GUMS ONION SYRUP coins AND CROUP. GRANDMOTHER'S ADVICE. fnrs1(n ftf.mllw nf nlnA Ai11riran. M aillr Ml vdf for CouRhn, Cold) r.nd Croup was onion syrup IS whloh 13 nlwady prepared and morf pln.Mit to tbo taate. Sold eTernvhorfc Lars, botllea SO oauta. TakoaopubsUtutaforlL Taoru'. cotalns as cood. PiLOOD POISON A SPECIALTY. Byphills permanently cured In 15 to 86 days. 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Hoard and room per day, $1.50, fl.75 and board and room ptr wtek, $7 to SI !; siugle rooms, 60c toll. Free coach to and from hotel. that wo rnmnteetocuro. We solicit tho moss obstinate cases and challenge the world tor a ease wecunnotcure ?bls disease haaalwar hafflcd the skill of the tnont eminent phrsl clans. ."0,00 capital h'hlnrt our unooudi tlotml (maraotee. Abwluieproofasontaimledon appllc-atioa. Address CUtlH. 1EKM1IY CO., UUea to 1331 Masonic Tcmplu, C'nJcuuo, lli MDC W!CinW'C SQOTHINQ FOR CHILDREN TEETHING Per Ml by all Drtiffl-U. Hit tests a bttl. SOCIETY RAllGFS A. FEI.DKNHKIM KR, leading Jew eler of the Fuel Ho Northwest, keeps a large stock of alt 8KCKKT aOOIKTlf HAIX.KH on hand. Best goods at low est figures, lladges g maaetooraer. FRAZER AXLE BestintheWorldinnrAOr Get the GenuinelhK r AXl Sold Everywhere! 1 1 l.rt U L. ft BANK WOOLSEV, A.nt, Portland, Or. "HE THAT WORKS EASILY, WORKS SUCCESSFULLY." CLEAN HOUSE WITH SAPOLIO RHEUMATISM CURED BY THE USE OF illoore's Revealed Remedy. AimtKTi. Orkkm. Jan'iarT 10. 1 ran Mate with Dlnumrs that bv tha aa. a. MOOKK'S KKVKALr I) KXUEUY my husband was relieved Irom an old oaan ot KHKUi1 ATlbM audmyyoaueestlroycurudi-ntlrolyoflNVLAMHATOKy BHKD. IfAXiBU when its tMsldoutoi loould got did aim aogood. Your. In Kratliud. Mltg. M. V. ST2KL1. OLD fTX" TOUB IlBlieoiST.