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About The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898 | View Entire Issue (April 28, 1893)
U1TI& COUSIN JASPER. Little Cousin Janper he Don't live In this town interne: He lives 'way to RfinitHlnr, An 'let omne to vUlt liere. Be ay 'at onr eourt bouee square Ain't nlirh big a Uietrn is there, fie y their towu big as four Er Ave towns like tills, an more, Hetwysef his folk moved hers He'd ory to leave litiueitelaen Beoanse tiiey'i prairie there, an tabes Aa wir duek eh rattleeuaeee. . Tea, an little Jasper n fitieota flaoet thing yoa ever law.' W umt he ehot a deer one day, 'At cwammed off an got away. Little CouHln J an per went An camped out wntat In a tent Wir hl pa, an belt hi gull Whiiebeklltatairapua, Aa when bi ma beerd o' that, -An more thing hi pa' been at, : : 8b says, "Yea, an he'll git ibot Voce h1 man grown. Ilk a not, , An tbey muearet there, an mink An di-dippers an ohewink . Tea, an oal'mo net yon obeer All up, an 'twont piaen you. An In town a flagpole there Highest one 'at' anywhere In thi world wlte in the street Where the big mas meetine meet. Yea, an Jasper h say thor ot a brass band there, an plar On It, an march up an down. ' An all over round the town. : Wiabt our town ainH like It 14 W lbt it 'lt a big a bis; Wistit 'at his folk they'd move here, An wrd more to Rensselaer! Whitoomb Bile? in Century. ' IN THfc LOUVRE. PBBTBNT1VO OTBB sH8,." Why Be Was FeeUs BeeUf. A reporter was the only passenger in a street car. . Midway ol a mock another man got in. Hi hat was crashed and bis clothing daubed with wad. Far a time he eat silent Then he hitehed np toward the reporter A V. - Ml ,muMI rM Kiirmut SUM! WglUi, SUM" fool running loose in this town. "80?". answered the newspaper man. V : -' . i!. "Yea, 'air. I liaven't got eense enough to be let go without a guar- deen. bee that car on auead uierer The car waa hall a dozen blocks way. ... . .;' : ' ' v " "Waal,' airy I ran like sixty tor more'n a block to ketch that car." "Couldn't catch it, ebt. c .) "Yea, I could. That'a the trouble I did ketch it, an 1 gin the conductor a dime on the hind platform, an be gin me a nickel change. Then Borne how I np an dropped the nickel over board. I hollered to the conductor to atop, but he wouldn't So I up and jump off backwards. Look at my clo'eal When I got up that car n' uAr,K an I Karl ti wait, fnr this one." "Did you find your nickel?" "Oh, yea; found that right enough. Lost my car, sp'ilt my clo'es and skinned my back jest for the privi lege of pickin up that fire cent piece an givin it to this conductor." New York Herald. A Dae wltk a Paastem foe raper. A friend whose factory is not far from London bridge had a fine re triever which suddenly contracted a habit of bringing in all the daily paper and latest periodicals. The owner wua much exercised in mind aa to where the dog obtained this lit erature and bad a watch aet upon Jam. r " . - It was aoon discovered that the ani mal went to London bridge station to meet the people on their way to buai neaa, selected an unsuspectiiig vio' fan, snatched the paper or book from his hand or coat pocket, and hied off to his master in high glee. Swift punishment soon cure) him of bis thievish propensities, and, be was not allowed even to carry any parcel 4r stick an accomplishment which had evidently incited him to robbery with violence. London Telegraph. . r-raetieel Charity. - A closer alliance between public and private charities must be se ured. If the public authorities con- tinue to administer outdoor relief -they ought to be in constant com munication with the private agencies -engaged in the same work. There is no reason why there should not be hearty . co-operation between the overseers of the poor and the agents and visitors of the benevolent so cieties. The lack of such co-operation is one of the gaps through which mendicancy creeps in. Kev. Wash ington Gladden in Century.- ' - . A Wasted Effort. - . Trother You look sad. Barlow I am. I took my best girl to church and put half a sot--reign on the plate in order to im press her, and she never saw it Ex change. : - '-., . . , A society was organized in New York city nearly ISO years ago for the encouragement of American woolens. The rules of the society forbade eating lambor mutton or the slaughter of sheep. In 1891 a nugget of fifteen pounds weight shaped exactly like a cross. ' with the exception of ;the right arm, - was diwovKrod in the Bunas mine, of a Traveler with aa Ban thiislastl "English" Snide. My dear sir." says the guide, three francs an hower; show yon tings never see at all widout guide." He stands with his hat off, grasping a blackthorn stick, his eastern coun tenance wrinkling into innumerable smiles. I look first at him and then at the little man with his hands deep in a bulgy covert coat Which shall It be! "My dear sir,' says tneguiae, ' doss not spik English, 'e is Jher- man. 1 am isngusn guiae. xuera Is something so simple and good hu mored about him that, though I know the Louvre pretty well as it is, I fall an easy victim. - So we pass into the. favuion ae fHorloge. "I am English guide, says my friend excitedly, flourishing his blackthorn. He was oorn at Gibralta, of Spanish parents, and his Same is Bazouk, and directly we get among the ancient sculpture ne leaas me to a large marble basin, directs me to hang my head down over it and listen. Then he goes to tne ena of the gallery to a corresponding basin and whispers. It is alone worth the three francs to hear Ba souk's voice so mysteriously come to me np quietly put of my own basin. Wondrous echo! '.'My dear sir," says Bazouk, "you come here tou- sand years widout guide; you never find that out" And he laugns tri umphantly, as though the echo was bis own particular friend ana wuuia work for no one else. ' All dese. very old, very ancient, very terestiwt. come from Greece," Ll VI- vil-il ' .4 , ntl.ar wavmg ills uusuauiuiu iw vluv fieures. "but no time for everyaug. Pleasskomerel My dear sir, Venus derMilo." . Pause to allow me time to admire. - Then. "So noble, so maj esty, so splendick beautiful." Very slowly and Impressively, beating ms hand with the knob ot the Diaca- thorn. "Remember three tings: Feerst, not made of a good piece ot marble; segond, no one ever among best artists able ex actly to copy ex- rj-easioo of face; theerd, no one know ing what she do wid 'ands. All try, no one succeed. : Kemember three tings." And he gives them me again. A crowd a gang of desolate, areary nelish wander around upon us from the Melpomene, under the di rection of a stout man in light clothes. If you had met them on a country road you would have declared tnem the more harmless lunatics out for a constitutional, ! Bazouk nudges me and whispers. "Cook's; joost like cattle." He salutes their keeper, who nods in reply, and as the tail of the melancholy comet passes us repeats, "Cook's." "Ya-as," says a young man drawling behind, "Cook's oome to see Pareesi-any obiectionsr To whom the ever polite Bazouk raises bis hat and replies, "Enjoy yoursells, my dear sir. Temple Bar. , If there Is, in this vale of tears, more proline Minnie of misery than the rkmimalic twinge, wo have yet to beer of it. leoi'le ere born with a tendenoy to rbMimatinn, Just a they are with one 10 wnumptlou or to scrofula. Blight pauses may develop this. As soon as the nnl'tng eomplaint msullest Itte l, recourse should be had to Hostelter'sStomeeh Bitters, which checks 1. nk. jnM.rt. and hftnUhe the rhenmstle poison from the system. Thlsstatem t tallh eisctly with testimony of physio ens who have employed this One blood depurent in their prt vste prsctloe. There 1 slso the ample! ptoles mi ni nA mmmi tnatimonv as to the efficaoy of the Bitter for malaria, liver eomplaint, eon sllpatlon, indigestion, kidney trouble, nervous ness and loss ol appetite and flesh. After a wettlngt whether followed by oold or not, the Bitten Is useful as a preveuUv of the initial attack 01 raenmaasm. Guessed It. "Dennis, you're a gentleman and a scholar; t this where you rummaier " Begorra, and you guessed it the first tolme; this is jist where I room an' ate." XstRVOUS DYSFKPSIA. Benator Jam F. Pleroe of New York writes: " For the past two yean I have suffered very much from an aggravated form of nervous dyspepsia. I have reeortea to va rious remedial agent, deriving but little benefit. A few months lince a friend mine anireeBted the trial Ol ALL- ooca'i PoKov Pi.atr. Following the suggestion, I have been Ming the same larly afflicted let me ugget the manner of tneir use. i piaoe ou over "j nne aver the donatio region and one on my back The effect t excellent. From the day I commenced their use have been alow v hnt mirelv imnroving. and am quite confident that by continuing 1 snau again ue nflwmi iv i, j b.,.,. a Vanau nflielsl msdeAii mother-in-law his tvnewriter. This Is the most remarkawe oase of nepotism on record. - KCFTCsta AKD PILES CCBBD. We positively our rupture, ptls sod all reo il niinsses without pain detention from buet- Ma MnM m rut inn au IHNS UW inANM Inr namnhlet Drs. Porterfleld a Lueey, m allot nreet. n nanoaw Tr.lt,,, vietArs hetnnv'the SDOilS. TeXSS is full of victor please pasn.those spotli thU way. Oar readers will serve themselves by noticing the remarkable offering advertised in another column by the Bherwood Hall Nursery Co. of Menlo Park and San Fran cisco, who an leaders on the coast in fur nishing everything for the farm and garden. .v or.A.a. That the way Dr. Pierce Pleasant Pellets come. And It's a more important point than you think. It koeps thora alwnyi fresh and reli able, unlike the ordinary pills in cheap wooden or pasteboard boxes. They're put up in a better way, and they act in a better way, than the huge, old-fashioned pills. Mo griping, no violence, no reaction after ward that sometime leave I ou worse off than before, a that way, they cure per manently. Sick Headache, Bilious Headache, Constipa tion, Indigestion, Bilious At tacks, and all derangements of the liver, stomach, and prevented, relieved, and cured. They're tiny, sugar-coated granule, a oompound of refined and eonoentrated vege table extracts the smellee in sire, the easi est to take, and the cheapjM pill you can buy, for they're guaranteed to give satisfac tion, or your money is returned. Yon pay "TnorrtnotGng fflytob "tut at 4" bowels an g PRINTERS g PUBlilSJlEltS -WILL FIND A FULL LINE OF TYPE tOotV,BIld SLOOper Ooaoentadoae, Tm Gbiat Ootjoh nramirtiT caret where all others fali. Coughs, Croup. Sort Throat. BoaraeacrM, Whooptaf Cougtl i and Aitnma. ror tonumpti n an no nvnii has cured thooMnda, ajid will cimi TOU if takftolntime. 8)rd ay Druggirta on a guar- antee. roc a ime na or vr.'-wu uw HILOHVCATARRH Z::MfmirR E M E 0 Y, j.v,,iu,unl,? Thht minedvlsiniaran teedtooureyou. Prkte,eDcta. Inleotorfxea. "August 99 Tmnnn tav It mrvtt Tfln'l POnSfieBCeS hOUld I U1K OUI lOUQ m) TTUUIU MO BUUU iu mauw. . Flower Presses, Friatino; Eaterial and Eachiccrf For sale at lowert prices and moil adraotaveoiii larnu a . Palmer & ReyTypeFoundiy, Cor. Front and Alder Streets, PORTLAND, OR. Write for prices and terms before buying i where. , ..... REWAFS OF OINTMENTS FOB CA- TAKKH THAT OOKTA1M MCBOVBT, As meremrr will surely destror the eon e of ind nnmnletelT derAOS the WOOl STStOBl when entering it through the muooui rirfacea. suen smoies soouio never on uvou wwk i .. j ireecrlptlons from repuuoie pnTsiciaosas we uuuege, sictisuuauuig, vj. win oois wuioiu w - i,rt!1ph. nn .-car stpaflv. u I have been troubled with dyspep sia, but after a fair trial of August Flower, am freed from the vexatious trouble J. B. Young, Daughters Hartodsbure, Ky. I had lainue ihev will do is tenfold to the good TO , j i ,il nnhnftle Spbiiblr derive from them. Hsll'sCstarrh sav,.-, . -., n.nni,Mi,Md hv F J. Oheuev A Co.. To-1 nf A no-net- KlnwM mrrdme. It WSS rxKitivelyworthonehundreddollars cous surfsoes of the system. In buying Hall s to meT If!. Smith, P.M. and Gen. StStttti3SEw. Merchant, Townsend, Out I have 1. Cheney uo. estimonisii nee. . nd , mvsell tor COUStlDaUOn anQ Bout DJ uraggisui priuv, i k . - , . , - -. . 4. best seller 1 ever handled u Kugn, Druggist, Mechanicsburg, Pa, RLOOD POISON A SPECIAUTYsSr'SSf; (WnhfUi wrmotsntf cntred In IS to 35 day- Ton eaui be trtmud at bomo fur the aame price awl ibo aroe guraaiMii viin uhm wuu piicr w lerewewlllcontitoCTJTO thcni or ref uiid nrOfrey . nd pay expense of coming, railroad fare aod hotel bills. U we fall to cure. .If too have takes mr sMplea(:oicr4lovd SMrtavlIleevrWOaaar calna. Mupona Vlsaantees-('ssnt4rf it (. thlat aavrihllltlC BKrOOO POtSOV iMtliiate eaiwiandelvjUlmatho wrorld fbr sAvflwecaanotcar Thlsdiea!ebasalWg.y, elaaa, ftirOO.tMH) capital behind our vncoDm tional iroaraote. AbMlntejwftientWoa,, application. AcMree COOK, BEMJiBT .. IWiS U JLSS1 MawoBle TcByle, CtUeag. yebrowi flhlllnar ' MMater. Oreroa Bio rrtfler ti the bet remedr lor cieaosiDg your f.'iTarsfa I - VSAW Tit QaaaiA lot Inalcfast D Bnrwn"" Stove Polish : no dst, ao mell. I Pkyaleal Sxereiae Dr. Banrent eetimates that the pur- nit of outdoor sports is limited to Tjrobablr leas than 1 per cent, of our rigorous young men. Even among the members of athletic organiza tions only 10 pi-r cent, are really ac tive. .Dr. Sargent attributes the in creasing lack of interest to the grow ing tekdenry among Americans, as a people, to pursue spon as au euu m itself rawer uian as a means to au end. In making excellence in the achievement the primary object of athletic exercises they are robbed ol half their value in various waysfor instance, by increasing the expenses of training; by the devoting of too much time to practice; by reducing the number of active competitors; by relying upon natural resources rather than on cuinvateu mawruu; by depriving the nonathlebo indi 1 Tidual of incentive to physical exer tions; by depriving the exercises ot their efficiency as a means of health. Dr. Sargent holds that' the harmo nious development of the physique and the building up and broadening out of the highest types of manhood and womanhood ought to offer In ducement enough for each to work. 8t Louis Globe-Democrat. U. Beaan's Library Coat. , When arranging his books Kenan was accustomed to put on an old eoat, almost in rags. On the day when he was lor tne nrst jame to meet the Due d'Aumale at the acad emy be remembered the appoint nmt while thus busied, and without remembering how he was areeseu took a cab to the academy. There lie had the usual cordial reception, and had a long talk with tne new academician. On returning home, before Mme. Benin had time to make any remark, he said to her, "I am just back from Hie academy, and I dont know what there is about me, but all my col leagues, while exceedingly friendly, Waniroraedlook." Mme. Kenan then called his attention to his li brary coat" M. de Blowita in Lon don Times. JUST A LITTLE pain neglected, may become , RHEUMATISM, NEURALGIA, SCIATICA, LUMBAGO. Just a little SPRAIN - may make a cripple. Just a little " BRUISE may make serious inllammatioa. lust a little BURN , may make an ugly scar j ' v Just a little COST will get a bottle of ST. JACOBS OIL, A PROMPT and PERMANENT CURE. Years of Comfort against Years of rain lor - JUST A LITTLE. 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