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About The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 13, 1893)
. - ... . ) : . . . 1 PoVder a m ABSOLUTELY PURE v Where the best food is required, the Royal Baking Powder only can be used. I have found the Royal Baking Powder superior tO aS Others. C Cjm,k Ckef,D,lmmlaX. K RETROSPECTION. 017 some wtfhared tansaomB, CruBitumr In ore demr; oh- a rioee half un tart Aad an? throw asrar. Ovr a bean that's ttiaknr- Taat is. if Beans eaaM break; Ooir a mea adrift far ale. AUfwasroasaasaake. OntT a fpw tBKn mkiML TI'Mwd hy a lose SK fool, Kaflt-bt eat the ashes that at Warn Ww'i hot flam pm east! XtiC laeflrstmaahy Ihouatade The dupe of a hear tie flirt. Wot the flmiime that prioeJeai love . fa mwt lias eommea dm. Only at Jest- ymt know Scar, tixwra k s rather late Sather ten tale to tara roor at e Toa re aot a maa like thoaauujs. Wita bean laat irtH veer atal Mrtft Aad feel a eta at thevardj Of every Otrunr est Filiated fmuiui and dosa. Wrecked or a treacherous smile: Foiiowier. madly a will-o -the wisp, fiepjy K but for a while! Ouhr a heart that's brokea that a), if hearts can Break; or a mao adrift lor ale. 4ad all for woman b sake. It k mnuiing to watch how broke and bankers who pot tbeir bonds and stocks in their boxes in the vaults of the Sew York Stock Exchange ovenrigiit close them. Some poll away at tbe ban die of tho lock a though they would pall it off in tbeir anxiety to make sure that the box is locked, which action is largely the remit of nervousness; othen take it Terr easy, give the handle one or two turns and go off satisfied. One gen tleman said to another down in the Tarda the other day: "A queer thing happened some five years ago. I noticed that the door of a certain box was on the crack and its key sticking in it I im mediately notified Mr. Cole, who is in charge there, and who at once closed it "I then went to the gentleman who had forgj-ten to lock up. "Oh, it's all right,' he said; 1 intended to go back.' Bat I noticed that he was all in a trem ble, and that be went over to the vaults in a jiffy. Be staid there an hoar coasting over his securities. There must have been a million dollars' worth in that box, for I noticed loans of one and two hundred thooaand dollars apiece. He didn't even take the trouble to thank me when I went over and notified him of his carelessness. Epoch. ' A SajaaWe liamtiMe JMraariaav to the last century a Chinook Indian Hunan, known to Father Hoi, a great traveler and missionary of that period, while he was with the Indians on what we now call the Pacific coast, was many years afterward met by him in Asia. Through many vicissitudes and strange experiences she had passed from tribe to tribe and place to place, always moving northward, until she reached Bearing strait, and there, having gone out in one of the large canoes used by the seafaring Indians of that region, in a great storm they were driven across the strait to wreck and death to all save her, and she -wandered on until she met Father Enk in the interior of Asia. She had not ought to return, but following tbespirit of adventure bred in her by her strange experiences she went on to see new lands. Louisville Courier-Journal. A Cm "Issbw." The gate tender of the Main street crowing left a deputy in charge recently. It is customary to hang a lighted lan tern en the gate at dark, lowering the gate for the purpose. At dark the new man looked at the gate towering above him, and, thinking it would take a long ladder to reach the top, went toa neigh--gring carpenter's shop and borrowed longest ladder he could find and hung ighted lantern. The next morning tod at the lantern and an idea on bim. Be lowered the gate -hed the lantern. The next 4s gate he will not borrow a ,wick(Me.)Ti siegranr W had long suwe voted ber the prettiest pri jja tbe bow Tim voold hr teen u offset to- poor lock as foDing. If sfas bad oni know it, tat s weren't mjinf a want tor fear of flpoOmg iter, aod or and tythekwfcad p Id the gnxfir obd captain and saked: "Captain, rtmitlnt I prt on 09 bait to bring Jucfcf njcMnltt- be npbsd. "Lemme pot oa a fraeh viruiijaiid tbea you piC "Rml bantr -Ye" "Ail Uwttpn 1 nar -Ye" Km held the book within three incbts of her nan, ttncusd ber tongtM three or four tunes and then ga m "hD-cbooI We law Mmmttong flj orerbaard, beard a Kream of deapmir, and wrt mamml the preoteet feJJ in a heap in the bottom of the bncA, She had thrown both plate, of faim toetb oat of ber head into twenty feet of water. Sew Tork Boa. - 1 A Tim Claee Feist. A lVtroit dnmuner lately put op In a BoteJ at a mail town one night to find the far the vsrj poorest, the beds the wont be erer saw, and the house rue in each a way as to amaae him. After a breakfast which be caieelj tasted, he enteral the office and laid to the laiidJord: "What kind of a canno mrj do yon call this1' MA ftrst ciaw hotel. $tr.n Yi most be erazy. Show me one angle first ciaa point about it. " "The price, sir. Yon bare had nipper, lodging and brew krf est. Three doiiart, if yoo plnaae, and if yoo want a ride down in the bos that will be a quarter more." Detroit Freefrtm The Feint of Tiew. Pint Traveler (Looking oat throagli the car wmdowr These coaunooos nuns are bad for the busums of tins eonntry. fiemmd Trarder Sot at all, nr. The? stuaniate trade in many ways, The farm- "Buther tlie iarmers! What bnrinem are yon ml" "I'm aa omLreOa maker, sir, if yoo insist on knowing.'' uAnd I'm a stockholder in a prtrfeeHonai bnerjaii club, oonfoond you.'" Chicago Tr btme. A DemUr FanUel. -Monsey'i Weekly. CajtonMr--Give ne a good imported cigar, illyout Doonerwetter Ta, was a vary fine artiteL Customer Can 1 depend on this being goodt Donnerwetter y a, dot was a Imported cl ear of my own mamifarnire. Atnarioa. aaX tha Banlaat. A yonng dentist who opened an office on Jefferson avenne finds a good many discouragements. Bis first patient was a thin young man wbo wore no waist coat, and triced up his person with a pink and yellow belt There was a profitable hour or two in the chair, during which the young den tist told his funniest stories as he filed and chiseled and bussed. At length, in stead of filling np the biggest cavities with gold and charging ten dollars apiece, the conscientious beginner said: "Shall 1 pnt in a soft filling, sir!" "1 board,'' replied the exhausted oc cupant of the chair briefly. "Beg pardon," said the dentist doubt fully. "1 asked you about a soft filling." "Thunder and lightning," shouted the patient, sitting up in the chair and pull ing his mouth into shape: "1 tell yon 1 live in a boarding house, and if you've got any gronnd glass, amalgam or rolled steel caps use 'em. Boft filling, you crazy coot; do 1 look like a suicide?" Detroit free Press. TP imilli fM t A Girl Who Is Said to Sleep with Her Eves Ooen. ANOTHER IS FT.OI -SMKITUSD." fa riaau law tha rartar k a alga Etar! a Caae Is a Far leal ran. la Other a Sptriraallule Belief What Phytic-laas lav. BamEet thought there were more things to beareit and earth than were dreamed of ia Horatio a phiUwotiaT, and if hah they tell on ltfMis I'-.pu.J tie troe Hamta was fonr leea decree iiiHle of toe truth. Ceha R;i. t ftf Port Jefferson, L. 1 is a real girl of sirteea, and down to last October was a very healthy and rather pretty one, except thxt shewn a little too fat and rod 'T to please a delicate taste. She was walking on the beach one very wtndr day with her mother, when she saodenly cried: "Something has blown in my eye. It's ail black, lean t see," Her mother caogkt ber to save ber from falling. A man wbo was passing carried the girl into the wtrtst bonne. For aa hour she satfrred from what seemed to be a wry sera epileptic fit. Her limbs jerked spasmodical! r. her face worked and twit bed, skDd she foamed at the moo ih. Olia remained in bed for three or foor days after tbe fit. She seemed tosnffer only from xluastiGtL In a week tbe war 'it mjsm V 1 V CTXIA EISJJLT. about as usual, bat sbe was extremely Derrotu. In a little while bet eyes seemed to enlarge, as if caoaed by tbe one of belie doriaa, Celia has particuierly fine eye Tbey wen naturally large and asoft bnnrn About six weeks after it was dineorered that she habitual!- slept with ber eye wide open and staring with aa nncaiiD and "fishy" cxpreHuoo. InJoJy the protnided so that she could not close ibe lids over them, and heroic treatmeot was molted ta Tbe girl improved in health a little, bat ts still thin and nerroas. Tbe eyes do not protrude much ordinarily, br.t wben she is asleep tbeir staling expres sion is decidedly Qnpkaaant. She sleepb souod, auffen no pain and Is Improving in health. The family doctor says "it in a atmplr case of exophthalmic gaiter." No won der ft looks scary. He adds that it hi found moMt often In 6 wi tier land, and that "tbe syroptoina are the result of some raso motor disturbance. The vasomotor con trolls tbe inroiuotary muaclea, like th heart and respiratory organs. This die forbaobC causes congestion m tbe gland)1 of the throat and the swelling in tbe neck is due to it. It alw causes attigestion and dilatation of blood Teasels behind the globe of the eye and makes tbe eyeball protrude.1 AU she needs therefore lt a restoration of good health and firm nerves; but for the present she sltteus with ber eyes wide open. The other caw is one of those atwhicb tbe iiicretiulous smile. Charles R. Millet is a pr&roerous busiueMs man living on At lactic avenue. Brook ij-n, and a very ear nest spiritualist. His daughter Carrie died at the age of one year, out she fas gone right on growing in the spirit world and has recently brought ber 'picture as s young spirit lady .to ber parent. Her earth father tbus describes tbe spirit's ad rent to his parlor ' "At first something white, intangible and quivering appears as if coming througb the carpet; then it assumes the form of a lady's cambric handkerchief, expanding as if .with difficulty until it assumes the shape of an Infant's body and reaches the height of two feet, after which it grows rapidly and gracefully uutil it has devel oped to tbe normal size It possessed in its earth life, with features wearing a most benign expression." Carrie's portrait is not at all beyond the talents of an earth artist, and an amateur at that. It represents a fair average young woman with a remarkably high forehead and Ions; carls. Mr. Miller and CABitll MHXUL at spiritualist friends tell with sweet and solemn juj of the easy familiarity of tbe spirits and how they come into their par lors without the aid of cabinets and in the fall skn of nowerful gas liithts. snd bs r a wee . t xrt:::v to It iuiR)rttil ttf true) farts: I "It uttn-eiaoaii and the intellectual ! wbo are besrTtitiiij to tcresttcate spirit nal i ism. ur Vk-4.Mia is a pinttutluit and commit Dw with her hotlid I fchail not !ay ber ltt RU&bamJregularty. Ilre ; in America fully one-tbini of oar dis- itinguihrd men attend sen ores and are firm btlievir la tbe new region." That very many people beneve in spirit luihm and never mention it onless qoea- tiODed is a fact, as any one caademotral wbo will go at the inquiry with proper deiicary. indeed it is prohatiie that avowed spiritualists are not half of the real be liever. Few, however, have got so fam iliar with tbe at-wned as Mr. Miller and his friends. . Tattta Pip. L.laa. The Superior Water, tight and Power company hare been encaged for several months in tbe work of extending the ! twenty-four inch ia-take pipe from V. est 'Superior to Lake Superior fur water, j Tbe entire baance from the pump sta I tiun to the c-ib, which rests in forty feet ' of water in Lake Superior, is 853 feet ! and S,'! fret " outtide of Minnesota i Point The entire t.WO Uvl of lake pil was jointed above the surtace ot the water and hung suspended in spiced slings. The object was to cut tbe slings snd allow tbe entire section of more than half a mile to drop tnto the water. It was not intended to attempt the feat for several days, but the approach of a northeaster hastened matters. The job was done hnrriedly, but with distin guished anceess. When everything was in readiness tbe signal was given, and several of the lashing were rot simulta neously. The great Mark tnfw, 10,M0 tons weight instantly broke away evenly and dropped squarely into position at the bottom of tbe lake. Cor. St Pan! Pioneer Press. "rereeatlhls Chill la tha Air." The record for cold weather for tbe winter was broken Wednesday morn ing, when the atmosphere was intensely frigid. The air was so full of frost that the appearance of a fog was given. Tbe lowest paint reached by tbe mercury in this city, and reported, was 40 degs. be low sera. It required the thickest kind of clothing and rigorous exercise upon tbe part of pedestrians in the early morning hours to keep comfortable. At Shirley it was ii degs. below ten. 44 degs. atEddington. 83 degs. at Sebec and the same relative report comes from many other places in this vicinity. Tbe weather was the chief topic ot son venation. During trie day it grew con siderably warmer, but there was a very perceptible chill in the air, and late ia the afternoon it was again quite cold. Tbe night was very frigid. Bangor Whig. A Big St,t. An enormous volume, thrice ss large as tbe bulkiest family Bible that ever graced a marble topped table in a coun try parlor, has reached the CapitoL Is gold letters on its broad back are tbe words. "History of Members, Second Stssdon, Fifty-first Congress." Is this book will be recorded not the private history of members, but all tbeir public acts. Every time a member rotes, every time be introduces a bill or petition, and every tune he is recorded as not voting or paired will be recorded in the huge book, and future biographers will find already prepared for their use a vast amount of data. If tbe sue of the vol ume is any indi-ation of its importance it ought to be preserved in a treasury vault Washington Poet Lwell'a Great Lawyer. Gen. Butler's voice is not so powerful as it used to be. In fact it is difficult to hear him a dozen feet away, though be occasionally tires np and some of his old time force presents itself. Be still relies considerably on the sympathy of tbe jury, especially when he is defending a comely woman. Bis method of argu ing his case is tbe same in substance as it always has been. Plenty of wit and humor run througb bis speech, and these, with all toe pathos his case will permit combine to make his always eloquent pleas more effective. Bis favorite atti tude while addressing tbe jury is to brace bis broad shoulders against the clerk's desk. Bis hands are deeply thrust into into his pockets; he seldom gestures. Boston Advertiser. Be'a a Cosily Coavlet. Tbe worst convict ia tho Missouri peni tentiary is a man named Johnson. He once made an attempt to escape by setting the prison on Ire, and $Mtl,UUO worth of property was destroyed. He recently at tempted lassoing a keeper with s noose made of bed ticking, but was not strong enough to overpower him, snd was him self forced back in bis oeU, which he had ingeniously unlocked. till aa Opea Question. A London policemao grappled with and upset a bicycler wbo he thought was going at an unlawful rate. The policeman ar rested the wbeelmao for fast driving, and ths latter had tbe policeman up for assault Ths magistrate had the summons with drawn in each case, and now wheelman and policemen don't know what their rights and duties are. Mi Baa a Big Roe. When the rural wit says of any one that be or she "has a nose like ths shinnies on a barn, four inches to ths weather," hs sua to be exaiuterative.y funny. WelL a woman in Lyons, Neb., has a nose 44' mooes long ana it is no joke. Belitie sad Polities Kept Apart. tin the dnnr of a country pjtnwli in n.Mk Georgia is seen tbis rather peculiar notice: "Keen tmlitiea ont of t,h ehnM.1, .. 1 the preacher ia ruuniug for coroner.11 f . .. .Sot for Keep. ' ' Jowa I'm goitiRto give up the of to barro ia miy form. i Brown Konsetxe! Van know yon havant ewsith tarfchone to do an , Jon Havent 1. Uwujrh! Well, yon Just ask my wife if I haven't done soaacora of Uraea Omalia World-Herald. rerhane Re Tt eitt ta Tk a Swiak Mr. Gaaiam-Where's Johnl Mrs. Gassatn He's gutietioBD town to take a bath. "To take a bath" i "Yes. at least I inferred so. Ms said he was going down to toe pool room." Time, Poor Hahy. "Wen yoa at the party but night Browa- ieyr "No. my wife went. I stayed at boms and took care of the bab)." - . "Weil, what kind of s tints did yoa haver "Bocky ." ComnierciaJ TnveUer. A Keeetnt far Fantlrea. ff yea a-snt a icett for that popular mystery, Koob-b m us sli as aa umpire of emmea Take ail tamed bim in the htaebsll history , baule metther their venous haoMB Tberotceot Jack Ooots. tth nraeaorams- BntoBr: The of l-dt Turk, bob the femiotoe raer, Tbe brains of Bnodr. onmalae be eat aor; Tbeereaof rouas Nwia. not dimaed with oii B t The bsa runtUDr sri-wo, of Murphy Pstridas. i TlieeunBiitf (rflrmuiadaruiftoao: ! 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