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About The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 11, 1891)
...' PbHMit of Huiuhii Natur. They were waiting for the train at a country station. Then waa a dreary looking waiting room, 14 by M, and Hli rUform Now PMSibl. j SOMETHING FOR THE WKW TEAR. "Sumnntha, I wish I could break myself of : - . . kiu uuu i.-n 11 i ij w Th world -renowned fuceew of Hostetter'n this luvih habit of smoking," said Mr. Rtomanh Bitten, and their continued popularity tnticwftter, doBpalrlnely. "I'd rive worldi 'for over a third of h eenturvwi a stomachic. U hnm wnn a nlatform 70 feet lontr tiv 8 ' 1 W do it!" I WBTOrty more wonderful thmi th welcome that tnore wnn a pianunn iu n ot long tiy B , ',,.,, ffreetH the animal appearance of Hnstetter's Al- bronu. ine soouory consisted or ono ' , """" "wkwu'vw,iiui .lnaI1HC, This vainabii wlcmt Mi's. Chusrwater, "What do you know about auch thingsr be demanded, "Never mind what," sho replied. "Will you promltfo to do exactly what I prescribe?" "For bow long!" "For about two woeks w "Oh, yes," he wild, iistloiHly. witti your preacription." Mrs, (Jhutf water Joft the room and returned In a moment with a box of 100 atom. "Josiuh" she mid, wittor tank, five froiifht cars, two fields, one pile of lumber, throe telegraph jroles and a flniall boy, The rain poured out side. The two women sat as far from each other an prowible and regarded each other with suspicion and diatruat. One Boomed to be Buying to hemulf : "If she is going to the lunatic asylum ho should lie looked after. Who ever wtw any ono come out in such colors and mix tilings line timer bu;h pornoiM are : thaw of a peddler for I Unngerouji." And tun other one romarked: j beon saving them for you. You will smoke "Miint 1 wait here long in the company fourteen of them evory day till tbey are all of that thing? What a looking head!' goue. "Chicago Tribune. What nig foot and lianas! Looks aw if I , she was going to work on a furm." The two men who are Btrangors to I each other and to the women were fair, 1 mild eyed 8wdmouH of the human race. -They stmid and looked at each other, and might have uaid to thunwolvea: "Looks e medical treatise la mib- tinned by The Hosteller Company, HttbMr, Fa., unncr uit'ir own lmmemaie BiiperviHion, era ploying sixty hands in that department. They are runnliiK about eleven monihtt in the year on thin work, and the issue of name for IWtt will oe more than 10,1)00,000, printed In the Kngllsh,ier man, Freiieh, Welsh, Norwegian, Hwedlah, Hoi In lid, Hiihemlan aud Bfinniah laufpiuKeB, Refer to a copy of It for valuable and iuteresLine read- "Go ahead 1 GOHt'emlng health, and numerous testimo j ulalH an to the efficacy of HoBteiier's Stomach miters, amusement, vanca imormauou, aro uoinleal calculations and chronological items, etc., which can be depended on for eorrectnefH. tanAu til ! 1 nc Almanac lor iean beoirtHined Ireeoi coal wnoeny , i Dongiii from Kcuerai cuuutry dealers In all fifty eonta, and I've I imrUt of the country. We offer One Hnndrod Dollars Reward for hit caae of Catarrh that cannot be cured by tak-imc ' IlaM'a fbtjirrh fur ! r. j. i.H knkv & CO., Props., Toledo. O. We. the uixlorviimed. have kimnn F .1. :hin-v for the lust fifteen years, and believe bim per fectly honorable tu alt btiMness transactions, and financially able to carry out any obligations made by their firm. West Truax, Wholesale DrupEleta, Toledo, O; Waklinif, Kiunan A Marvin, Wholesale l)rug- glBta, Toledo, O. Hall's Cnturrh Cure la taken iiitcrnnllv. nptlnv directly uK)ii the blyod and idhooub aiirfacca of the ayateui. Price, 76c 4wc bottle. Mold by all DruggiKta, "What killed vour a,oat: eiroiia noatarH?" 'Oh, no; he fattened on eircua posters, It was , pnekatre of clttarette uauera killed Marma- duke." TheHenordlng Angel never strikes a balance on his bonks by what la said of a man on his gravt'Rtoue. What the Uw Allowed Him. . n" "uuuis n mit imuri A friend aends Us tliefollowinirHtorV' which 'Lpfina nwmi frnm annnrwHiirtn and Wind may be a little (tray with thefroatof time, idolatry ot isma and iti allopathic in thimph we do not recall Boeing it in print. J eluded. It leanu tmvard universal, all-deter-We inseit it, anyhow, with the thought that mining law : towards facts, not fancies. It "there's nothing- ubw under the aim I lt!nB towards lnumital.le principles and in- For coughs, sore throat, awthma. catarrh and other diseases of the bronchial tubes no more uselul article can be found than Wroum's Bronchial 1 rocket. Oallatinbas a man so mean that he stole an overcoat belonging to a preacher. In the next worm ue win wear no overcoat, vulncrabl truth, anil away from ituperan- ut the bunk. Siiunia to have an inno cent look, hut that in nil put on." And the othur might have iuuwhI: "Ho hero's the 'Uuliber Kill' ont on another expe dition, but I'll 111 his game. My, but hasn't he got a hardened look!" Cut they did nothing of the kind. While thone women aiit aeveral feet ujiart, hud dled up in un escluire sort of way and theft veils drawn, tlie men walked arm in arm, joked nnd smoked and talked stories and said they wore glad to meet. the way. After the ceremony was over the groom, In a butanes, like manner, asked the ir,im in medicine hafwith other fossilized make your heartovsky heat with pridesky to think what a twautifulovitoh oountry our They poked each other in the ribs, called : o "a,Mla each othor "old boy," borrowed some fine cut and every match they had was shared in lighting cigars. One of the women got up enongh cour uge to usk the other for the time. The latter might be addressing the cook of an Erie canal bcow, Bhe thought, but re plied that she had not the time. . Then both shrank away under thoir veils and turned np tuoij noses. When the train came along the men got into the same car and the same seat The women camo out with respective looks of dis dain, entered sejiarate coaches, and as the train moved away they were sorry they had noticed or spoken to each other and fniji'd to staud on thoir individual dig nity, Albany Journal, bivalves, had its dav. Yes, there are nlentv miuiHter for a statement of account. Tha of " belated crabs," but beinc born of dark- parnon told him the law allowed him $8. The neas and fear twin sisters of Intellectual happy groom snld, in a generous tone of ,infanoy-they cannot much longer with voice, handing him a fifty cent piece: "Thta, , t,'d the oiviliung inliuence of advancing with what thslawallow youwlU make i, , Sj fZ" mreeaotiars ana a uaii."-we onora. light" of investigation. The advancing - . thinker wonders bow it was possible for The Vaar'a Join. that mnnNtrnaitv tha median! tw.'wnr,p t ?1 Tlie Czarina O, mj dearovitoh, doea it not extant now to have survived to this late uuy i jjui. wiifie waa uw iciurui tu uuuie from ? It is not only pasBe to attempt re form, it is outright uaneerous. It requires a boldness akin to recklessness. Legion is the name who have tried; tbey have left their bleaching bones m a warning. An at- Formerly tobacco cliewera in Oregon pur chased their tobacco by the plug without considering its weight, but emigrants from the East, where Star tobacco is universally used, refused to take these short-weight plugs and demanded Star Plug, which is not only the best tobacco, but each plug is a full sixteen-ouuee pound, and now most cUewers in Oregon use iStar. TJaeKnampIine Stove Pollan: no dnat,. on rmpll The Czar No, sweeteaky, I do not lovesky Rustia. Would you know what I thlnksky ofitt "Yes, my pet-sky, What do you think of ttf "It it ft-bomb-inabler Lawrenoa Ameri can. - A Prudent Hoy. Mr. Jones Tommy, when yoor aunt comes you must kiss her and t very polite. Tommy No, pa, you just bet I ain't going to kisa her. Mr. Jones Why not! Tommy (aged W) Great Scott I Dont you ver read the pajiersf Half the divorce Buita and shooting scrupescomo from men kissing other meui wives. Texan Biftings. Writing for the Newspaper. I uui vory frequtjntly iwked whether the uuwKpaiw is the beat starting point for young authors, and in this question lies, in nine cases ont of ten, a frrave misconception. Many young writers be lieve that work rejected by tho monthly magazine will find a market with the daily nuwsnaimr. It seems to be taken fur grunted that tho same degree of care is unnecessary for newspaiier work as for magazine writing. "The newspaper dies with the day, the mugaziue lives for month,1' is the general feeling, and hence the impression that ephemeral work will find a ready market with the newspaper. It has been my pleasure to write for the newspaiMir prees.of America for six or seven years, and i give young writers a leaf from my experience when I say to them, do not allow yourselves to believe that minor work will find favor with the modern American newspaper. There is just as much demanded of a writer in the newspaor editorial office as in that of the monthly magassiue. A writer commits the greatest mistake of her life when she looks upon the newspaier as a graduating school to the magazine. Tfce eame staudurd of grammar and expres , aion sot by tho magazine holds good with iiewspapo-a. Edward W.Bok in Ladies' Homo Journal. A Woman1! Way. Tailor Well, Jones, how did your wife like the now clothes! Jones Bhe acted just as she did when I flrat begun to court her. Tailor How was thatf laXa her cheek on the lappelsf Jones Ho; violently opposed my suit, Burliugton Free Preas., tempt at reforming theology brands you a " neretic:" in pontics you are charged wit every lniamy unuer the sun, and in mem- cine every duck intellect "ouacks " at vou and you are accused of having no diploma when your diploma is on file in the oourt- nouue unuer toe very eyes 01 me sianaer- ers. All this is caused by besotted ignor ance, and since books are sent free of charge to every applicant and we pay the postage, there is no eicuse for ignorance when it oonts nothing to be informed. People who berate the Histotrenetic system ot medicine are either intellectual pariahs incapable of counting five in succession or understand ing any zxi problem, or they are mental sluggards and cannot screw themselves up to the point of information by reading up and forming a conclusion. Iu either case their opinions are as valuable as that of Puget Sound oysters, Dr. Jordan's office is at the residenoe of ex-Mayor Yesler. Third and James streets, Beattle. Wash. Consultations and prescriptions absolute l7t Farmer Woodson', mistake. Farmer Woodson (who is near sighted) Ughl There goes one of tbeui sneakiu' water- snakes. 1 reckon 1'U U the varmint. Hor Little Brothor'a But Little Tommy was entertaining one of his sister's admirers until she ap peared. "Don't yon come to see iny sister?" Ue inquired. "Yes, Tommy, that's what 1 come for." -'You like hor immensely, don't your "Of course 1 admire hor vory much. won t you tinnk sues nicer 'Too inisestin. "Well, I have to, 'cause she's my sis- Molly," said the young and popular left ter; bnt she thumps me pretty hard flolder of tho Neversweets, "you're a good sometimes. 3ut lot's see you open your girl and I like you. But I wish you wouldn't mouth once. Now shut It tight till 1 1 oarry that." nd for free book explaining the HiBto- genetic system. Caution. The Historenetic Medicines are Bold in but one agency in each town. The label around the bottle bears the fol lowing inscription: "Dr. J. Kugene Jor dan, HiBtogenetic Medicine." Every other oevioe is a iraua. When a man has lost hla opportunity be does not aitow woere u iuok ior 11 ugaiu. USING TUKM FOR KVfcKYTHING. Canal Boat Captain Hey, you slim con nected sou of a gun, what do you mean by outtiu' my towliuel Muusey's Weekly. Peter Maeerus, 251 Johnson avenue, Brooklyn, N. Y., says: "During the last eighteen years I have been using over fifty Alloock's Plasters a year in my family. J have found them most perfect external remedy. They have repeatedly cured lite of rheumatism, to which I am subject every winter. They nave cured me 01 pains in tne siaes ana back three times. My wife, children and mother-in-law tell me Alu'ock's Plastkrs are the best remedy ever made, so agree able, so certain. I know they have cured my wue oi puins in the baua ana 01 a se vere cough. My mother-in-law has been cured ot a most severe cola, wmcn tnreat- ened to turn into pneumonia, by Alloock i f LAoTKBS, Your friends may not know much, but they know what they would do if they were iu your place. PILES! PILKSI P1LBS1 Of Courae Mot. Bilkhis There, old follow, oheer upt Never mind if she has jilted you. Look around tor another. Remember there are plenty ot good fish in the sea yet. Tompkins (dolefully) Yes j but, confound it, I didn't want to marry a fish, you know. Lawreuos Amoricau. , There I knowed you could count ten. doitl" "Why, Tommy, who said 1 conldntV 'Oh, nobody but sister." 4,What did shBsuyr 4'Woll, she "That what, Billy!" oskod his fiances. "Muttl It's too suggestive. "Lawrenoa American, Of No Vae to Him. Count Ofovitchski (handing brnkeman his said you liadn't sense copy of tho St, Petersburg Mull and kxpress) eoonffh to keen your month shut, and I -IVlmpakl yon like to lookovitoh at that, bet hor two big apples you had; and you niy fr endof. Dr. Williams' Indiaii Pile Ointment will care Blind. Blued ins and Itching Pllett when all otW ouitmenu nave laiiua. 11 anaoroe me minors, aURVHttie itrthliiir at oiuie. aota as a ooultiee. lTa lustant renel. ur. ytiiuamB- luniau rue Hutmeut la prepared oaly for Pllea and lUihiug of the private pari, and nothing elae. vary DOS IB warraiuoa. noiu py uruKK'HWit wr t mall on receipt of price, one ana tj iter box. WIUJAM8 MANUFACTURING CO., Proprietora. Clevplanfi. O. HOW'S TBI 7 Both the method and insults when SyTqp of Figs is taken; it ia pleasant and refreshing to the taste, and xcU Kentiy yet promptly a the ujdneys, Liver and liowels, cleansea the sys tem enectually, dispels colds, head lines and levers and cures habitual con eti nation permanently. For sale in 60c and $1 bottles by all druggists. CALIFORNIA FIB SYRUP CO. 8AH FIMI0ISC0. CAL. LOUISVILLE, nr. tCW lOSt. H.1. RAININ( We have a big atonk of Rubber Goo of leading houBe retiriiig fro This coast. Child a ruboer shoes, 5 to It ' ' Misses' footholda, 10to2.,,3 Misses' overshoes ..?-.. - .,.s MiHses' arctica and high cuts...... $1 Ladiea' overehoes, all styles 35c, 40c, Ladies' arctics and snow excluders. ,.. Ladies' high-cut galteis -' Ladies' boots, Bpeetal bargaiUB. . , . Child's boots i ., l Misses' boots.. It. Boy'Bboota ....fl.BO Men's short boots, extra, ...,. ..$2.50 Men's hip boots fct.fiU Men's overshoes, eight styles 45c, 50c, Men's arctica and snow excluders $1.25 - Rubber Clothing of all kinds at a big diet ' from regular prices. Ask for our full Hay nuuuer uooua. Auuremt SMITH'S CASH STORE, 410-418 Front Street, San Francisco, Ci 48 SHILOH'S CONSUMPTION CURE. The success of this Great Cotteh Cure is without a narallel in the history of medicine. All druggists are authorised to sell it on a pos itive guarantee, a test mat no omer cure can suc cessfully stand. That it may become known, the Proprietors, at an enormous expense, are placing a Sample Bottle Free into every home in the United States and Canada. If you have a Cough, Sore Throat, or Bronchitis, use it, for It will oik vou. If vour child has the Croup, or Whooping UHign, use it promptly, ana reirci is sure. If you Jread that insidious disease Consumption, use it. Ask your Druggist for SHILOH'S CURE, Price locts., 50 cts. and ti.oo. If your Lungsre sore or Back lame, use Shiloh's Porous Plaster, Price 25 cts. WhHIow.PollEvil.Flstuls.Tun. Ringbones, and Spavin in t Stages, pirections with each bu DISEASES OF HOGS. aS-CENKRAL DIRECTIONS.- freely in the hosj swill If they wt. n it eat, drench with milk into whic a small quantity of tho Oil Is put. DISEASES OF POULTRY,. ', GENERAL DIRECTIONS.-Patarate j a pill of dough, or bread, with Hr. I Jacobs O.l aud force it down tbf fowl's throat Coal Of BEST and SAppT Manufacture, fffh 'AT 'i BlfrOiathearltnowIMg! leading: remedy for aU tha unnatural discharges and privatedlaeasesof men. A certaincure for the deblh UUng weafcaeaa Dcullaf to women. TKrMrribcttftndfealiaf IsOHEW''tfln. in recommending KM Oiuncn, n vutusnuniiMr Kold by 1rf.KKlai. Bh9 via aiiir fcr VVciw Give This Oil YOU WILL USE NO FRAZER f BestintheWorldlfflV Get the Genuine Sold Everywher -Pr. 6'ialH..y. Sov.1. UdFtTI.,tot Ftnnr: Ably written; give, tragi Fruit (troirtr: Burprliias LOW prici ry,Pliiiii,PRUNE,Pcli.Ap't,QQiac.l HOSZS everythiiiir. Ho Lrger itoak . Ho cn.kper. STA It K ItKO.tinto Mo. PowldwllHaSjOLDSBX. 100 have, havtin't you? And you'll niiike her stump up the apples, won't your" The young umn (lid not wait to soe whethor she would "stump up" or not New York Lodger. A Snake Story Urnitght Blm Fortune. A residentof Martinsville, Ind., namerl Jerry tiiveus, hits received a letter from rich uncle in California which indicates that the young man is likely to be adopt d and made his heir, A strange family history is recalled by this incident. Brskouian (glancing at it) Thanks, a- ouul, i don't read music Puck. Mot Much to Know "Qc- you really think Gub knows his own mini)" "OH oourso ho does. Why!" "Oh, it's all tho mine if hedoos. I always said he didn't know much." Lowell Citisen. Proof Positive. . Hotel Guost Now you are sure this bed Is quite oloanf Bell Boy Yos, sir, the sheets were only wnnluwl this mni'iiiiirf. Just feel 'out. thef There was an estrangement netween tne ati'b dry yet. Ohio State Journal. man now in California and the father of, r- young Jerry, who is long since dead. ' Earning hi. f. Henry, the elder brother, drifted to the! Cora Oh, doctor, mamma scolded me for far west, and discovered the whereabouts ' holding pins in my moutli. Is It rosily daa- sorousf Sawbones No, my dear. It's only danger ous if you swallow them. Epoch. of his young heir only through a publi- ' .cation which narrated a remarkable ad venture in which the latter woe engaged. Borne time ago while hunting in the White river bottoms he encountered a .srreut nest of suakos. This circumstance ,tr,mst. gained wide reputation in the papers Father You should hear her play the and finally caught the 'eye of the elder) plana-Chlcaso Times. . - Friend - niuaYii Power, Your daughter does not lodtt 'toman Syrup" Those who have not A Throat used Boschee's Ger . . man Syrup for some ana Lung severe and chronic Specialty, trouble of the Throat and Lungs can hard ly appreciate what a truly wonder ful medicine it is. The delicious sensations of healing, easing, clear ing, strength-gathering and recover ing are unknown joys. For Ger man syrup we ao not astc easy cases. Sugar and water may smooth a throat or stop t tickling for a while. This is as far as the ordinary cough medicine goes. Bosehee's German Syrup is a discovery, a great Throat and Lung Specialty. Where for years there have been sensitiveness, pain, coughing, spitting, hemorr hage, voice failure, weakness, slip ping down hill, where doctors and medicine and advice have been swal lowed and followed to the gulf of despair, where there is the sickening conviction that all is over and the end is inevitable, there we place German Syrup. It cures. You are live man yet if you take it. WILSON'S iCfCC PUNT. TREE aid O EE 1 1 4 Fnsei, 300 Pine Engravings, Handxome Colored Plntott. Full of asefnl iiituniittuun, oue or tne most ronuuiu ctuaiofjuoB puuiiunea. iietsenimiif all hinds o Garden. Flower aud Field Heeds, Fruit and Oruameulal Trees, Ss until If ' It oven. Flowering1 Flanutuud Itulbti. Thorough bred landand Water Fowl, PiuH. I.'eviiinu II ia re n. aVn. tSenr fi'iti. on mili.';itioii. Ailiiinas. lu.mtloiiimr Ihla im . SAMUEL WILSON, oloMECHANICSViy CATALO LIVE STOCK Best Cough Medicine. Keeommeaded by l'hytiioiaiifi. Cures where all else fails. Pleasant and agreeable to tha : taste. Children take it without objeuion. By druggist I Buy Your Own EggJs if to leai te Jot UTUCE THBESHEBS, THE BEST IN AMERICA. " Chw Carts, SIS Up. I- -'MB QwmImI Fin lUxglam aud Bxaiulkhcttt, Pin Horn tad Dmwitv at. nix uno nuiDa niu1 OUa, Church, School tad 1 MMraltMn, Pump of id) klixlft. Bmw (ktudt, hi AM tine ud Hom, WmanhM. UihriOur O SlMtkimltk Drttb aad Vonm, &o, urrt, fitorliiraiid Kipnw l OkM ta FMUud. iMn. wtikt tot pnow. L I W58T. Fwf. UivenB. liwuittiure, X