The Lebanon express., June 12, 1891, Image 4

AN OLD SAV.
"Don't Sing Berbr Bmaktut, Tooll Cry
Before Nlftafc."
A dear Ifttle maid came skipping out
la t.he glad Dew day with merry Bhoat;
With dancing feet and with Hying hair.
She sans with joy in the mornjpg air.
Dont Blnfr before breakfast, you'll ory be
fore night!"
What a croak to darken the child's delight!
And the stupid old nurse again and aain
Repeated the ancient, null refrain.
The child paused, trying' to understand, '
But faer eyes saw the great world rainbow
spanned;
Her light little feet hardly touched the earth.
And her soul brimmed over with Innocent
mirth.
"Never mind; dont listen, O sweet little
maid! -Make
sure of your morning- song," I said:
-And If pain must, meet you, why, all the
more
Be glad of the rapture that came before.
Oh. tears and sorrows are plenty enong-h;
Storms mav be bluer and oat ha be rouB-hi
But our tears should fall like the dear earth's
showers
That help to ripen the fruits and flowers.
"So ttladden the dav with vnur blessed sons-:
.Sins on while you may, dear, clear and
strongi
-Makn sure of vnur moment of nnra delf irhfc
Mo matter what trials may come before
nig-nir-
Cella Tharter In Comrregntlonalist,
A WELL BROKEN WILL
Two years ago I was a hard working
artist, quite content if a week's labor
on black and white work brought me
a moderate compensation. I had not
an ambition beyond hanging a picture
at the annual exnioition ox tne Acad
emy. On this I had been working as
siduously at spare moments. It rep
resented a man sitting at a table with
a jug of beer before him, the very
picture of contentment. Under it was
the sentiment: "If 1 had a fortune
I'd neTer leave New York!"
This picture was a great success.
People got to discussing whether if
they had plenty of money it would be
ossible to fully enjoy life without
earing the island. I awoke one room
ing to find that one of these idiots, who
had taken an piec de lettre what I had
merely intended as a loke had sud
denly died, ; making his will in my
favor, but coupling his benefaction
with the proviso that I. Peter Van Pelt,
should never leave Manhattan. If 1
did so the property, some thousands
per annum, was instantly to revert to
another of bis fads, the Society for the
Cultivation of social fclhies.
You may imagine that, never having
oeen ame to anora any out tne most
meagre ana temporary absences from
the city, this proviso attached to the
gift of several thousands per annum
was one which didn't trouble ine
greatly. I only blessed my lucky
stars that a crank like Mr. Marstoo
bad existed and had taken the extra
ordinary view that a man with plenty
of funds at his disposal couldn't be
perfectly con ten tea in flew lortc citv.
I st once notified theexecutors of mv
intention to aecept the conditions of
the legacy. and proceeded to enjoy
we.
I threw np all my black and white
work, neglected the art which had
bronght me mv fortune, and exerted
myself night and day in endeavoring
to extract all the pleasure possible
from my new position. I took apart
ments on the avenue, tnrnisnea them
expensively, gathered around me a
number of choice spirits, and for
awhile actually succeeded in enjoying
mvseif. 1 lived on the fat of the land.
Things went along swimmingly for
nearly a rear. J. he onlv thing that
marred my enjoyment of my new
fortune was the perpetual espionage l
-vnaerwent at tne nanus oi tne agent
of the Society for the Cultivation of
social ,thics. tie caturaiiv wanted
to catch me trippingr.
He was a small, thin, stealthy man.
- with the most odious, ye) low eyes. At
brst it was a matter of perfect indiffer
ence to me whether he followed me ox
not. but after awhile I got into a habit
tf glancing over my shoulder to see it
be was there. I was nervous if I saw
him and entirely miserable if he was
not in sight. O. how I grew to hate
him.
It was absolutely impossible for me
to get rid of this fellow. He followed
me everywhere. If I went to the
theater and took a box he was sure to
be there sitting in the parquet. If I
took a seat in the parquet I had only
to glance up to see him regarding me
steadfastly from the balcony. I went
into a restaurant, I ate with the con
sciousness that his eye was upon me.
I never spent a dollar but I seemed to
hear him eryt
How much more good that would
have done for the advancement of
social ethics.11
The fellow pursued me everywhere.
Of course he was not always in sight,
but there was the consciousness that
he was perpetually dogging my foot
steps. If I went down to the Battery
or to one of the wharves in summer to
get a little fresh air he was there,
uttering not a word, but saying as
plainly as possible by his looks:
"Why don't you give this thing up
and take a trip into the country. You
know this confinement is killing yon,
and what will be the use of your
money thenP"
I got rid of him for a whole night
once- by a ruse you will admit was
iiiLuer ciever. ra.y iuhu Hervaub was
not unlike me in size and general ap
pearance. I dressed him up to closely
resemble me and sent him over to Jer
sey City. The agent followed him, and
that night I took the boat to Astoria
and had a splendid walk in the coun
try. The very next morning, however. I
could tell "by his manner that he knew
he had been tricked.
Yon may say what you like about
the pleasures of the town. I tell you
they come to an end at last. There
came a time when I was nearly throw-,
ing up my contract and getting off
somewhere out into the country. It
was summer time. A party of my
friends had just left that morning for
Newport. O, how I detested the city
and the hot pavements.
I went into Central Park. It was
the nearest approach to the conntry I
could find; bnt its trim rusticity only
goaded my brain into thinking of
stiady lanes and real conntry meadows.
Above the tops of the trees I could see
the roofs of tbe houses. I was still in
town.
I felt so aggravated on this partic
ular morning that I had half a mind
to sit down and write to the executors
of the will and tell them I could hold
oat do longer. ' I was in the mental
act of preparing this letter when I was
aroused by a terrible noise beyond
some bushes, and the sound of a female
voice evidently fea great distress.
To plunge through the bushes was
the work of but a moment.
On a green plot of lawn a young
girl in a light fluffy dress stood wring
ing her hands and beating vainly with
her sunshade at a confused mass of
fur, which I presently made out to be
two dogs, engaged in a canine game of
fisticuffs. It was all white and black
fur, rolling over and over and snap
ping and biting sad barking. It was
from this mass that tbe terrible noise
aforesaid proceeded.
I understand dogs and carry snuff.
It is a habit 1 acquired in Borne, where
all artists use it,
"O. save my dear Benn-p' ried the
girl.
Not stopping to Identify Benny I
cave the pair of thetn the contents of
the snuff box. Benny immediately!
tore himself from his opponent and
the two animals sot to suwrzina: furi
ously. As soon as he would let her the girl
picked up Benny and getting some of
the snuff started in sneezing ton. F-r
a time there was a perfect ehoru-t.
"Ka-chug;. ka-chug. ka-uhu."
It was so infectious that 1 also said
"Ka-chug."
Then the cirt said, very coolly: - -"O,
is that you? Thank you so
much. What a fortunate thfti you
take snuff."
I am one of the old school, I re
plied, "and carry it in or.lir to be in
the fashion. If you would permit me
to wash Benny I will do it with
pleasure."
We took him down to the lake be
tween us and washed him. I never
washed a dog so thoroughly in my life.
You see I liegan to be interested in
her and wanted as mue!t in I could
possibly get of her society. I knew
when I got through washing Benny I
should have to leave hur. S I nearly
drowned the little beggar. I declared
he was posi 1 i rely H tt3. He was
reallv a remarkably clean dog but
you know love is biiu 1.
At last he was washed. Then a
bright thought struck mi; he must be
dried. This we a ceo nip Uhed by sit
ting down on the gms and rolling the
dog ovnr between n. hall fashion. If
he did uot enjov it I'm sure did.
Then the girl g.t up and said very
sedately:
I think I mun go now. It wasn't
bad fun, was it?'
I declared it was splendid; that I
could wash dors and dry them all day
with her.
I began to look around for a duenna
of some kind, but to my surprise no
one came. It began to dawn upon me
that this supremely pretty girl wit!i
the charming eyes had no other pro
tector than Benny.
It seemed to be my part indeed I
felt admirably fitted for it."
"Won't you let me see you home?" I
asked. "You know Benny might
meet another dog."
The girl burst out laughing.
That's a pretty excuse." she ex
claimed. "Besides, you don't know
what a contract you'd have on 3 our
hands."
"Why?"
"Because I live a long way from
here. I live in Brooklyn."" --
"That settles it." I replied, despair
ingly. "I might have kiio vn auy
thing very nice wasn't for ine."
"Very nice! Really, sir. yon are
complimentary. What do you mean,
pray?"
"Simply that I would like like any
thing to see you home, and I can't
can't do it," I stammered.
"No, of course you can't do it on
five minutes1 acquaintance."
"And then the will, you know, pre
vents my doing it. Under the term
of the will, of course I can't leave the
city. Why. what's the matter let me
explain, won't you?"
The girl had thrown np her hands in
astonishment.
"To think that of all people it should
be you!" she said at last, slow 1 3-.
"What do you mean?"
"Why, you're Mr. Van Pelt, aren't
you?"
"I am."
'You're the gentleman who painte 1
the picture of the man with the jnir of
beer, who said he'd alnays lire m New
York. How do you like'ii?"
"I don't like it one bit, b it w'10 ara
yon. and how do you co ne to know so
much alHiut my historx ?
"O. I forgot. Of c mre 3-00 don't
know me. I'm Bessie M irMon."
What, Mr. Marston's niece?"
"Yes."
I looked at the girl. Her gaza wa
bent to the ground. There w.i jut
a suspicion of moisture glistening iti
her dark eyes.
"And but for me am! my picture
you woulil have inherited ail this
money? By Jove, it's too trad. Here.
I'll tell you what I'll do. Mis Marstoo.
I'm sick of this life, rtnvwav. and the
money is yours by right. A- long as !
it was only a question of it going to
that infernal society I'd have stuck it
out. but now the case is different. I'll
go and see the executors to-morrow.
Miss Marstou, and surrender my
claim."
"You will do nothing of the kind.11
she said. "Go back to your elub and
thank heaven my uncle was what peo
ple call a crank."
"I shall thank heaven for only one
thing," I said. There was no one in
sight. I looked at her and forgot that
I had only known her for an hour or
two. "I shall thank heaven for only
one thing, and that is that I've met
you. Now I can restore to you what
is really yonr own. Do yoo think I
would be so dishonest, knowing as I
do now that I should be defrauding
you out of your rightful dues to keep
this money?"
She was sobbing softly to herself.
"It was rather hard," she admitted,
"to be thrown aside for a whim."
"Don't cry, little girl," I said, I
loveyou."
"That's impossible. You only met
me this morning," she an s were I.
laughing through Senear. ; Ko, you
must let go my band."
But I didn't. I held it pretty much
during the next ten minutes, by which
time we had reached the park gate.
And between you and me I have got
it jet.
If you ever see a small, t'tin.
stealthy man with a piir of yellow
eyes going around anywhere, vu can
tell him that Mr, Van Pelt makes bet
ter use of her uncle's money than ever
I did, and we are both so healthy nn l
happy that the chances of its enriching
the coffers of the Society for the Culti
vation of Social Ethics are exceedingly
small. Austyn Granville.
Intelligent Water-Fowl.
An example of the intelligence of
water-fowl is shown at Titusvilto. Fla.,
wAere for several years the shooting
of duck has been prohibited along the
city's front, and where, as vveniug
comes on, thousands of duck come
swimming in toward their sleeping
place until the water for many rods
from the shore is literally black with
them.
It's Her Own Fault.
"I would never have lcen an old
maid," said a lady of forty to a N. Y.
Sun reporter, "if I had known as much
twenty years ago as 1 know now.
When I was at a marriageable lime of
life I heard so much 11 1 tout unhappy
couples that I was afraid to become a
wile. But I have looked around in
later times and have changed my mind
on the subject. Last year 1 took up a
list of twetitv wives of my acquaint
ance whom f had known before their
wedlock and to whom I spoke about
their experiences in life. I found
fifteen of the twenty were happily mar
ried, that four of them got along toler
ably well with their husbands ami that
only one of them bewailed her matri
monial lot. The fifteen happy wives
are amiable women, food of their
children and helpful to their husbands.
About the unhappy one of them I can
only say that she is a grumbler mar
ried to a growler and would be unhap
py anyhow, and as to the other four
the fault is uot all on one side. I sus
pect that the twenty married women I
have spoken of are fair specimens ol
wives in general, moi of whom find
by experience that it is ma iti age that
makes life worth living. As i myself
am the soul of amiability, I believe
that I would have made a happ3r mar
riage if I had not been frightened by
tb stories 1 beard twenty years ago."
WIT AND HUM01L
pi.tTMaxa' VRE.OHCI.
Out on ric stoop whar the sunshine strikes.
Loin and 'Is banjo yoh'a buhIi to fin',
S itulu' Mftly tie ctiuneB he likes.
Witl m her a kynh on '1r good nle mln.
Be u d- ter de ebenlug breeze dat blows
In time ter 'ts sons,
and ' goes
P unkiiT erlong.
lie keeps sorter close ter hta self, Lem does,
Lib cn cr heap like de chuni s he plays;
P 1 yuli Id roln of a lime dat wuk
An sometime 1 rink It's de lite dat pays;
Da joh're happier If yoh doesn't know
B mtde bust.e an throng:.
But J to
P uuklu' erlonjr.
Pn.Jauder Johnson In Washington Poet.
S it "So she married for lore, did
' ? He "Yes; love of money."
Epoch.
One of the greatest of home com
forts id the shirt which isn't made at
borne.- Puck
A drouth is reported in the sixth
ward. A talkative woman over there
has dried up. Binghamlon Leader.
Spring is the seed time. To the fel
low who Is Mill wearing his last win
ter's c'othes it is also the seedy lime.
Buftuo Express
M in 1 "George told me last night
I his little duck!" Ethel "He
pm-Ktu'y discovered that you were no
hicfceii.' Life.
rrimm "Is Hem an s useful in the
ch nh ?" Secu nd us Tes; pri nci pal
object of prayer, I believe." Kate
Fi id a H rts.itioton.
Mtm may be just as willing to hate
you fir your virtues as for your faults,
but they seldom have the same oppor
tunities. A'. Y. Recorder.
Mil Ige "Do you know what I
would do if I had a- million dollars?"
Yabsley --Buy your own cigars, per
haps. ltii-tnopotis Journal.
Joe "Why did they turn Harry out
of the c' urch? DM he get into bad
compam ?" Tom "Yes; he joined
the choir." Detroit Free Iress.
Mrs. Gad. I "I hear Mrs. Dadd Is
goinjr to move." Mrs. Gabb "Yes,
she moves every year since she got her
new furniture. N. V. tVetMy- .
"Move forward a little!" roared the
street carcouductor. "I can't," gasped
thu man in front. "I don't know how
to ride horseback." Harper's Bazar,
He "I met your fattier last night
for the first time." Sue How did he
strike you?" 'Just like the rest of
the boys. He w a u t ed $3. " Detroit
Free i'rtsft.
Foreign Guest '-T-.e Indians are
rather expensive. I preumt." Amer
ican CHisum "No. not while we let
them live; it's killing 'em that counts."
Gojd .V, tcs.
Bimby "I say. Clarence, you might
make me a present of that money I
owe you." Carence "I'd like to.
but I can't givu what I haven't got-"
Men Out filler.
A comesondent, who does not give
his full name, sends ns a poem headed:
"Are You Weary?" We have read it
attentively and can truly say we are.
Lttjfalo Commercial.
Playon "You can't kindle much of
a tire with poker chips." Ante "No;
but ton can create a blaze of excite
ment with them if you have a full
baud." Philadelphia Record.
John," said the theatrical man
ager's wife, "what is meant by a wild
eat investment?" "My dear." he said
solemnly, "it refers to theemployment
of a comic ODera chorus." Washington
PoH.
The incidental expense of presenta
tion at cimrt in ugland is said to be
about $500. In this country a man
who is presented at conrtcan frequent
ly get ttf for $3 aud costs. iioston
iJcT-ud. -
The Superfluous Man" is the title
of a recently published essay. This is
the first time that the man who goes
shopping with his wife has figured in
serious literature, we believe. iV. Y.
itecord r.
Mrs. Bmgo "There! I knew it.
Those moth have got at your dress
suit and eaten a hole right through
your pocket." Mr. Bingo "They
mu--t iw female moths." Clothier and
Furnisher.
De Bull "De Lamb has just made
10.000 by a sudden turn of the market
and is down-town whooping things up
live! v." Dts Bear "Intoxicated with
joy. I Mij.pos.1 De Bull "No; same
oh! stuff. ' ittsbrtrg Dispatch.
Di brutes have a language?" asked
the pre-! lent of the Millville Literary
Cirv e at a recent meeting. "Do
the ? replied the secretary: 'you
ou jht to hear my husband when he
lostM his co!Iar button." N. . Re
cord r.
"Are you good at figures P1 said the
mana-jer" of the hotel. "I have sys
tematically trained myself for hotel
accounts,' said the applicant for a
Hsiiitm. How?" I never studied
anything but addition and multiplica
tion." Washington Post.
In the Z "'logical Garden a stranger
lfMiking dtiwn into the bear-pit loses
W ho d ami falls over. Policeman
(hurrying up and seeing the bear
about to seize him) "Sir, don't you
know that it is forbidden to feed the
animals? Fliegende Blatter.
Fa ncy Farmer WeI I, Patriek, I
hear that you had a little encounter
with my new Devonshire bull this
morning." Patrick "Yis; yer honor."
Fancy Farmer "Well, which came
out ahead?" Patrick "Shiire, yer
honor, it was a toss up." Boston
Votrier.
The following query was recently
ndl ressed to a Philadelphia paper:
Will you kindly let me know through
y ur paper how I can make an egg's
shell Mroug?" And the Philadelphia
paper did not know enough to tell him
to keep the egg till the inside became
"strong."
Watts "How did young Biggars
happen to lose his government posi
tion?" Potts "Don t say anything
about it. but it was on accouut of etu-iH-zzImuctit.
He was in the weather
service, you know, and played in about
$3.M) worth of the office wind in a game
of poker."- Indianapolis Journal.
Mr. Stout "That was a very small
piexe of roast beef you brought me; I
ordered an extra large cut." Waiter
"Dal was de large size, san. oar.
Stout "What's the difference, thenP"
Waiter "When a gent'man orders de
extra cut, sab, de cook puts it on a big
plate an' I charges you 60 cents in
Mead ob 40, sah." Smitii. Gray 4b
Co.' a Monthly.
The following letter shows how a
young gentleman made money by pub
lishing a book of poems. Tbe pub
lisher wrote immediately after the
hook wa published: "Dear Sir: Your
rm!e edition has gone off, leaving a
b.ih)KC4 of 20 in vour favor. Check
im-.oed. P. S. 'fhere was a fire in
tin warehouse and the contents were
insured." London Tid-Bils.
Tuere had !eeu several moments of
oppressive silence when Miss Cecilia
remarked: ! do envy Miss DeGush."
Charlie, who was ia the act of light
ing a ciirareite at the gas-jet. looked at
the fair C ci.ia in some surprise and
aked: "And why do you envy her.
Miss Cecilia?" "Because," explained
Cecilia. ! understand that she is a
ineiiib 'rof a Press association." The
mi i id iicd light of a lowered gas-jet. a
murmur of lowered voices aud a sigh
from Cecilia gave evidence that the
wittier of discontent had vanished.
th.cj.jo Times
HIS ONLY LOVE.
Whf an OH rrat Oni4 Had Llt the
Iffa or m nwolilr.
t had become strangely interested In
the old guide, nys Morris Wake in
the Detroit Free Press. A ailent man
with stalwart frame, thick, gray hair
and Krmlv-set lips, whose smile'inten
sified. rather than lightened, the pen
sive sadness of his face. His words
were few. and it was his custom when
not engaged in nctive duty about tho
camp to sit aside and smoke his pipe,
while his thoughts seemed to be far
away.
I had managed to secure enough of
the old man's confidence to obtain a
friendly word from him now and then
and I determined, if possible, to hear
the storv which I was sure he could
tell.
With this object in view I pleaded
surfeit of sport one day and remained
at the camp when all the others, save
the old guide, had gone out with rods
and guns. -
I succeeded in striking up a conver
sation, and with inllnite tact and much
patience I had induced him to speak
of personal matters, and at last I asked
htm squarely if he had ever loved a
woman.
The old man sat with his arms rest
ing on his knees, his pie in his band
and his eyes gazing far away. He
cleared his throat, and in the stillness
of the forest he related this brief story:
"I did love a woman once." he said,
"an1 I waited on her stiddy for a long
time. I was a free, wild chap them
days an1, though she loved me as much
as 1 loved her, her folks kep naggtn
at her to give me up. 1 nas rough,,
they said, an1 not fit to marry a girl
like her.
"Well, it went on that war. as I
say, for a long spell; in fact, till I'd
begun to hint thet it was a 1 rout time
we two come to a deliuite uuderstnnd
in an1 I guess she felt the same. I
was seein1 her home from a little socia
ble one night lovely night; I remem
ber now jest how we walked along in
the moonlight till we got pretty nigh
to her house, an1 then she turned to
me kind o' sudden like an1 says, says
she, Jim, I've b'eu wnntin to ask you
a few questions for a long time.'
"Her voice was khi4 o' trembly, an'
I knowed so me thin' was comin'.
Well. I -says, "whatever j'ou may
ask you'll get straight, true answers,
anyway.
'"I thank ye for that. Jim.1 says she,
an then after a minute she says: 'Jim.
you know my folks don't like yer.
"Most assuredly they don't."' 1 says.
After a little while she says:
"They say you smoke.
"I do, says I.
"We walked on a few steps, an then
she says:
"They say you chew tobaceer.
"They're right, I says. I chew to
baceer. '"An they say. Jim, says she. that
yob drink."
. "I do, says I. whe I feel like it."
"They say you swear.too, says she.
"Yes, 1 saya, 'vigorously, on occa
sion. "Well.'' says she, kind o quick, I
don't know as I'd orter marry a man
with all them 'complishments,
"Then,1 says I. 'you'll have to look
further. cause I've got 'em, and I
turned "round an went home an I
never called on her agin, thougb she'd
a bad me in a minute. I knew she
would, an be'n glad to git me."
The old man's pipe was in bis mouth
and that pensive, interesting smile
was on his' face.
"Is that all?" I asked.
'That's all." he replied.
He Went Down to Hla Office.
My dear." said Mr. Slough. 'l mm
not going out thin morning. I have
got a cold and it rains. so I think I will
stay iu the hone and finish examining
those papers that "
"Oh, I'm so glad," said Mrs. B lough.
I have wanted to get a chauce to run
out for a morning's shopping for some
time, so 1 will go to-day. and you will
see to things, won't you?
"I exieet the grocer's boy pretty
soon. Tell him to bring some cheese
and bread, and one-half pound of but
ter, the usual quantity of tea, three
pounds of loaf utr. and don't forget
to say that the last coffee he brought
was not the right kind. Then, when
the dustman comes round, be sure you
watch for him, and tell him he mustn't
spill any more ashes on our walks.
"And the dressmaker will be in be
fore noon. Tell her I can't be fitted
till I get some new trimming for the
bottom of my yellow skirt, aud ask her
to call on Thursday afternoon. Ob,
aud don't forget to tell the milkman to
leave two pints instead of one. Tell
him I'm going to make a pudding to
morrow. Anil the butcher will have
to be paid. Give him 8s 6ri, and tell
him the sirloin he left on Friday wasn't
tender, so I won't pay hitn full price
for it.
"And the upholsterer is coming to
see about doing over that chair in the
back parlor, ami say to him that I will
come round and pick out the color I
want in plush. And now I'll run ont.
You can have a nice quiet day, . with
nothing to disturb you; and you won't
mind going out for lunch, will 3 0U. if
1 don't get back? Good bj'e good
bye. dear."
And Mrs. Blough went out
Mr. Bloiiirli whistled softly. Then
he said to himself:
-Somehow I don't think it will rain
much."
And he went down to his olfice.
Hawaiian Superstition..
It is the custom for the Hawaiians to
shave the right side of the head or
beard at thu death of the king, and
many of the kahalt bearers around
Ralakaua's bier beau tided themselves
in thin fashion. One old chap who
crouched in the corner of the room had
his beard chopped fancifully, so that
the repulsiveness of his countenance
was magnitieil. He was what the na
tives call a kaula, or prophet, and be
longed to the race of kahunas. There
were several of these gentry in the
room constantly and they managed to
make their voices heard in alt the wail
ing. Kalakaua was several sorts of a
kahuna himself aud wrote on the sub
ject at great length. It seems that
shortly after he ascended the throne
he was much ter ri tied to learn that the
kahunas, or "medicine men,11 were en
deavoring to prav him to death."
whereat he hastened to declare himself
the chief priest of all tfie Kahunas, and
after that held monthly meetings iu his
boat house, which he named the "House
of Wisdom." At these meetings, which
were held behind curtained windows
and amid the greatest secrecy.a species
of Eleusinian orgy was carried on.
There were present the kahuna maoli
or priests, the kuhtinasnaaua or sorcer
ers, the kahuna uhane or ghost doctors
and the kahuna pele or doctors of vol
canoes. Electric LlKhts In Coal-Mi nes.
A curious test is being made iu the
coal-mines of Cardiff. It is proposed
to light the mines by electricity, but
apprehension exists that tbe gases in
the mines may be ignited and an ex
plosion caused should one of the little
glass globes about the light be broken.
When the globe of an incaudescent
light is broken the light is at once ex
tinguished 10 the eye it seems to ex
pire instatieottsly and the point to be
determined is whether or not the thing
is so quick that gase may be ignited
as they rush into he vacuum.
A FARMER FOR REVENUE ONLY.
Ha Sad Xr Bvstrodn Horn ft, ToaehwA
a Plow, nr Mllkttd a Cow. .
A comical story is in quiet circula
tion among tbe members of the Board
of Supervisors anent some of the new
appointments made at the Industrial
School.
The central figure in the tale Is the
Individual lately installed by the new
administration in the position of "farm
er" at the institution in question.
To this person, as the story goes,
came Superintendent Kincatd, himself
a new appointee, a day or two after
they had both taken their places.
"Let's see, you are a farmer, are you
not?" he Inquired.
"That's what," replied the one ad
dressed, taking his feet dowu from the
parlor mantel.
"AH right, then. What I wanted to
tell was tliat the field below the bouse
is in good condition for plowing now,
aud the sooner you tackle it the sooner
It will be done. Better hitch up and
go at it right away."
A dazed expression came- over the
"farmer's" face and he seemed foe a
moment at loss for a reply. At last he
said something in the tone of a man
recovering from a fainting (it:
. "Do you mean I'm to plow that Held
myself?'1
"Why, of course. Aren't you the
farmer?"
"Yes, that's all right. All the same
I never touched a pair of plow handles
in my life, and as for plowing that field
why, I simply can't do it."
"Then you'd better learn very quick.
Ita your work and it's got to be
done." - ,
"Well, I'll not do it. I canL and I
won't."
And he didn't.
It is said to have been the next day,
late in the afternoon, when Superin
tendent Kincaid again encountered his
"farmer."
This time the latter official was read
ing a newspaper from which he looked
up with anything but a pleased ex
pression when interrupted.
"You don't seem to be doing any
thing." remarked the Superintendent.
'Better take a horse, ride over to that
field yonder, and drii-e up those cows.
You'll have to milk them, too."
The farmer staggered to his feet,
fairly gasping:
"I never iu my life milked a cow,"
he exclaimed, as soon as he could
speak. "How do you think 1 can do
it now? More than that, 1 was never
on a horse. Yet you ask me to get tip
on some wild beast's back and go and
drive them up. You must thiuk I'm a
sort of living miracle."
Well," said the Superintendent,
with some pardonable impatience. "I
should like to know how 30U came to
be appointed 'farmer to "the institu
tion. That's all."
"Well, all I can say." he answered,
according to the accepted version of
the story, "is that I got my appoint
ment probably pretty much as you
got yours. SupKse we drop the sub
ject. The subject is said to have been
dropped. Han Francisco Examiner.
PLAYED STRIPPERS ON HIM.
A Card fthsrpor RoOVra for Trying Old
Trick ta Nw Trk Drummer.
Nb. siree." exclaimed my friend
"Buck," who is a traveling salesman
for a large Broad wav importing house;
"you don't often catch us drummers
asleep. We're wide awake to the
tricks of most all trades. 1 can tell
you."
"The last time a sharper tried to
down me was at Cleveland. O., a few
weeks ago. He tried to work the
stripper racket on me. I was seated
in my room early one evening, when a
little terrier dog ran in through the
open door aud began sniffling about.
Pretty soon a well-dressed young fel
low appeared at the dour. aud. auolo
gizing for the intrusion, asked if t had
seen a stray dog anywhere around.
- "'Ah. there you are, said he. espy
ing the canine, -always running away
from me into other, people's rooms.1 he
exclaimed. As might be expected,
one word led to another, and very
soon we were engaged in a general
conversation. The talk drifted to
cards, and then the stranger produced
a pack. He had just learned a new
trick which be would show me.
"'Now take aboard aud look at it,"
said he. I did as directed, selecting
the ace of clubs. 'Now put it back?
he said, handing me the pack. He
then requested me to shuffle the cards
well, which 1 did. He then took the
pack.
"'There is your eard, he said at
once, producing the ace of clubs.
-Very good, said I. 'but I don't think
vou could do it again.1 I then called
his' attention to a picture in the room,
while I hurriedly examined the pack.
No,' said I, I don't think you could
do it again; not for $20.
"I'll see yon, said he, producing
the money. "'All right, said 1. and tbe
bet was made. I then selected a card
tbe ace of spades. He handed me
tbe pack, requesting me to replace the
card and shuffle them as much as I
pleased.
"Now, I can handle the pasteboards
myself, so while I was shufiliug X just
fixed the cards on the sharper so that
be couldn't tell one card from another,
There,1 said I, handing him the pack,
where's my card?'
"He took the pack with a smile of
confidence and began to run bis fingers
over the edges. Then he began to
look a trifle nervous. 'Come.' said I,
produce the eard or 1 take your
money.1
"Well, air, after he .had fumbled
over the pack for a few minutes I just
pocketed his $20. 'Now, see here,1 I
said to him, 'you've been trying to
play strippers on me, haven't youP"
"He never said a word for about
two minutes. He then rose to leave
the room.- 'Say, said he, as he was
about to leave, "you're a New York
drummer for another twenty. 'I'm
not making any more bets, said I. I
knew it,' be remarked as he left the
room.
"Strippers? Why, that's a pack of
cards made slightly narrower on one
end than the other an almost imper
ceptible difference, yet enough to be
distinguished by the touch.
"When yon select a card the sharper
hands you the pack so that you replace
it upside down, the broad end among
tbe narrow ones see? He can then
snake' it out without any trouble. It's
a neat trick and hard to detect unless
you have been initiated.
Of course I knew what he was up
to when he handed me the pack. I
put the card in as he wanted it, and
then, while I was shuffling, I quietly
turned it arouud so that the ends were
all alike.
"Did it cost me anything to learn
that trick? Well bnt'l'm not-giving
myself away. I got $20 out of it back,
at any rate." A'. X. Herald.
Her Bent Is for Mathematics.
Miss Nellie Whyte, who has just woo
the mathematical exhibition at Mel
bourne University, is just eighteen
vears old. Her teachers declare her to
nave wonderful genius for mathemat
ics. Nellie Whyte comes of a talented
family. Her father. Patrick Whyte,
M. A., was for many years headmaster
of a model school. Her eldest sister.
Miss Bessie Whyte.- took the degree
of M. A. last year, and the second
sister. Miss Maggie Whyte, Dassed for
her fourth year's medicine in November,
never ouce having hail to go up for
the supplementary examination, since
he began her course. .
WEARLf BROKE tilS HEART.
The KzperlcnflM of a Lnnaly 1riabru
on a Dnll Dy.
Friday was the luckless day of my
bwo failure and broken heart, says
Andrew Lang in Good Words. The
water was still very heavy and turbid,
a frantic wind was lashing the woods,
heaps of dead leaves floated down, and
several sheaves of corn were drifted on
the current. The long boat pool at
Yair, however, is sheltered by wooded
banks, and it was possible enough to
cast, in spite of the wind's fury. We
bad driven from a place about five
miles distant, and we bad not driven
three hundred yards before I remem
bered that we had forgotten the land
ingnet. But as I expected nothiug, it did not
seem worth while to go back for this
indtspenable implement. We reached
the. waterside, and found that the trout
were feeding below the pendant
branches of the trees and in the quiet,
deep eddies of the long boat pool. One
can not see rising trout without cast
ing over them in preference to labor
ing after salmon so I put up a small
rod and diverted myself from tbe bank.
It was to little purpose. Tweed trout
are now grown very shy and capricious;
even a dry fly failed to do any execu
tion worth "mentioning. Conscience
compelled me, as I had been sent out
by kind hosts to fish for salmon, not to
neglect my orders.
The armor the ponderous gear of
the fisher was put on with the enorm
ous boots, and the gigantic rod was
equipped. Then came the beginning
of sorrows. We had left the books ol
salmon fiies comfortbly reposing at
home. We had also forgotten the
whisky flask. Everything, in fact, ex
cept cigarettes, had been left behind.
Unluckily, not quite everything; 1 had
a trout ny-book, and therein lay just
one large salmon fly, not a Tweed fly.
but a lure that is used on the beautiful
but hopeless waters of the distant
Ken, iu Galloway. It had brown
wings, a dark body, and a piece of
jungle-cock feather, and it was fastened
to a sea-trout casting-line. Now, il
I bad possessed uo naliiion flies at all I
must either have sent back for some ot
gone ou innoceutlv . dallying with
trbut.
But this one wretched fly lured me to
my ruin. 1 saw that the casting-line
had a link which seemed rather twist
ed. I tried it; but. iu the spirit of Don
Quixote with his helmet, I did uot try
it bard. I waded into the easiest-looking
part of the pool, just above a huge
tree that dropped its boughs to the
water, and began casting, mere from a
sense of duty. I had uot cast a dosen
times before there was a heavy, slow
plunge in the stream, and a glimpse of
purple and azure.
'He will not come again." I said,
when there was a long, heavy drag at
the line, followed by a shrieking of the
reel, as in William Black's novels. But
he soon came back, while one took in
line, and discussed his probable size
with the t rout-Usher opposite. His
Bize, indeed! Nobody kuows what it
was, for when be had come up to the
point whence he bad started he began
a policy of short tugs not jiggering."
as it is called, but plunging with all his
weight on tbe line. I had clean for
gotten tbe slimness of tiie tackle, and,
as be was clearly well hooked, held him
perharps too hard. Only a very raw
beginner likes to take hours over land
ing a fish. Perhaps I held him too
tight; at all e rents, after a furious
plunge, back came the line; the cast-ing-lme
bad snap pet I at the top link.
Presently I had another chance, but
it all ended jut as disastrously. I had
borrowed au old fly from farmhouse
this time. There was a slight pull,
such as n trout givtr in midstream un
der water. 1 ruisted the (Miitit, and
again the reel sang aloud and gleeful
ly as the salmon rushed down the
stream farther and faster tliati the first.
It is a very pleasant think to hook a
salmon wheu you are all alone. as i was
then alone with yourself and 1 lie God
dess of Fishing. The salmon. jtct like
tbe other, now come back, and instant
ly began the old tactics of heavy plung
ing tugs. But I knew the gut was
sound this time, a il as I fancied he
had risen to the snigijler I had no
anxiety about the iHckle holding. One
more plunge, and Imck came tbe Hue
as before. He was off. One could
have sat down and gnawed Die reel.
What bad gone wrong? Why. the
brute had takeu the old fly ami had
snapped tbe loop that attaches the gut.
Naming a Limit.
While waiting at the depot I noticed
S colored man look into the room sev
eral times, and be finally beckoned to
the African who hail just til "led fhe
water cooler to come outside. The
latter took a coupling iin with him as
he left tbe room, and' I strolled out to
see what was on the tapis.
"Look-a-heah. Abraham!" said the
first, as the two came together. "I has
cum down hoah prepar'd to hurt yo
mighty hard!
"Better look out fur me, sah!' re
plied tbe second, as he waved the iron
pin.
Yes- I has come down prepar'd
to hurt yo, but Ize gwine to give yo1
a chance Ize gwine ter be a gem' I en,
I is."
"What sort o' chance?"
"Ize gwine to let yo pologize fur
say in' I was a no-scconnt nigger."
"I'll nebber do it! '
"Lookout. Abraham!
"Doan you jump 011 me!'
The man with the coupling pin was
tbe smaller of the two, and but for be
ing armed with that weapon would
have been assaulted at once. The big
ger man didu't quite like the looks of
things, but he felt bound to retire hon
orably, and after walking around and
finding tbe other constantly on guard,
he said:
I reckon yo was mighty busy to
day?" Tolerable busy."
"Hain't got much time to study up?"
No, not much."
"An1 if you was broke nil to pieces
yo famy would feel powerful bad?
Who's gwiue to broke me?"
'I is de pusson dat could do it, sah,
but owin1 to my feelins fur dis rail-,
road an1 yo1 family, eon pied wid de
fact dat yo is powerful hit? jess now,
Ise gwine to contain myself to some
odder occashun. Look me in de eye.
boy! Now, yo listen; yo' either 'polo
gize to me widin de next fo' y'ars, or
I'll gin yo de moas powerful battera
shtm any nigger eher heard tell of in
de State of Sonf Carolina! Fo' y'ars,
sah uot anodder day lieyan' fo Vara,
and doan you disreckolect it!" 'N. K
Bun,
Bank of England Notes.
Every one mav not know that the
Bank of England notes are made from
new white linen cuttings never from
anything that has been worn. So care
fully is the paper prepared that even
the number of dips into the pulp made
by each workman is registered on a
dial by machinery, and the sheets are
counted and booked to each person
through whose hands they pass. They
are made at Laverstroke," on the Kiver
Whit, in Hampshire, by a family named
Portal, descending "from a" French
Huguenot refugee, and have been made
by the same family for more than 150
years. They are printed within the
building, there being an elaborate ar
rangement for making them so that
each note of the same denomination
shall differ in some particular from the
QtUer. .J
for t? LADt's Face.
GrMtuifcnd T p mm tn How Ah Mar fetost
Obtain a MMt Enviable Complexion.
The subject of complexions is of
iierennial interest to the feminine
ipart. though most advice about com
plexions is very theoretical and seems
chiefly based on the notion that the
more disagreeable a thing is the better
It is. A well-known society girl once
lived a year on graham mush and
practically nothing else (except when
she went to dinner parties). She had.
a poor complexion when she began,
and she bad a poor one when she quit.
Of course, however, that did not break
her faith in mush, and because she was
so careful of her skin she still went on
refusing to dust her face with the little
touch of powder that would have re
lieved its greasiness. It is always
women with skins like sacking that are
the most particular about preserving
them from powder. Make-up is much
worse than injurious; it is vulgar; it is
low form. But here, as in a good many
cases, the sin is in being found out. If
a woman can help herself artificially sd
that you can't see that she is made up,
why. you should be grateful for her
good looks, that is all.
There is only one way to put on
powder and that is to put on cold cream
first, wie that off with a dry cloth. and
then put on the powder. It will do all
powder can be safely expected to do
it will give a soft, y outhful bloom to
the sktu and shade defects. The most
touehingly native thing in the world is
the way numbers of women paint
themselves with liquids that tnrn a
delicate violet tint and then come forth
into tbe light of day with a full con
fidence that people will believe that
God made them that color. Violet is
fashionable, but not on the nose. Two
sovereign laws can be laid down about
uiake-up; it should be deceptive (and
that means that there most be but lit
tle of it), and it must be washed off at
night. Theoretically, of course, it is
very bad to clog up tbe pores of the
skin with anything, but, as a matter of
fact, scores of women who make np
keep their skins nice much longer than
farmers' wives. Look at actresses!
There is not another class in the world
that can f Ornish such a number of
voung-looking women between 40 and
50 as Patti, Bernhardt, IxHtb. Kate
C tax to n. Ellen Terry, and Sara Jewett.
How do they do it? It is not stage
make-op that has kept all these women
good - looking? No. indeed. Tbey
neutralize the make-up, and the late
hours, and the bad air of the stage
chiefly by one thing that is. keeping
clean.' Undoubtedly they owe a great
deal. too. to the introduction of French
cosmetiques as welt as to Turkish
baths. If yon want to be safe on cos
metiqnes either get things from some
body who makesthem or one whom
ydn can personally trust. There may
be some tricking and wire-pulling
about them sometimes, bnt they stiU
offer a thousand times better chance of
purity and wholesomeness than things
made in this loo-too utterly free coun
try. There has been a great awakening
on the whole snbject of physical cult
ure, and the effect is apparent. Girls
no longer lose their complexions before
they pass out of their teens. Despite
tbe disad vantages of our eitmate there
are a number of women in Chicago of
mature years who would compare well
in point of frtsshness with English
women of the same ae.
The things necessary to cleanliness
are. first, heat sufficient to induee per
spiration, hot water, soap, and plenty
of rubbing with a brush.
The face itself is generally greatly
helped by a ery gentle brushing, us
ing at tiie same time some of the
French or American soaps attested to
bv tint Afil feiiiv of Mfitietne,
There nre some very strong and trying
soaps pofMliar now. wuich it needs the
epidermis ot a coal-heaver to use with
impunity. It marvelous honr people
belier- advertisements. Don't trust
thetu wlmit it cotites to the soap you
use on yonr face and don't let your
face go without soap, either. It ought
to be washed with it at least several
times a week. There are skins so thin
not necessarily goodthat they can
uot stand bruising; but don't presume
that yours is one of that kind till you
know it. The chances are that it will
help it 50 per cent. All those ugly
roughnesses you sometimes see on girls
arms and shoulders, when they are in
discreet enough to show them under
such circumstances, witl almost invari
ably disappear by brushing. The
amount and force of it should be regul
ated by each person according to their
own experience.
The fashionable woman appreciates
more and more the value of massage
in renewing and resting their yootb.
A woman in the full swim taxes her
.self very severely. Such women are
always massaged after coming home
from any festivity. . Mrs. Private Cir
cus Waterbury is massaged regularly
every morning at 9 o'clock, and her at
tendant is a Swedish woman who is
very popular. She was once a general
maid of alt work at $3.50 a week. She
has succeeded chiefly through a genial
mauner and command of unlimited
flattery. Mrs. Waterbury is not sick,
but she finds massage a great help in
keeping up her physical condition.
One thing in the' massaging way you
can do for yourself and it is extremely
valuable. Xou can massage your face.
Some knowledge of the usual massage
movement is a help. The point is to
very gently move all the flesh on the
bones, and to gently knead every part
icle of it When you are through yon
feel as if you bad a new face, and the
effort in keeping tbe lines and fallings
in from becoming settled and fixed is
great. Ton should rub your face out
ward from he nose and upward from
the chin in washing, in oiling, in touch
ing it all, because the tendency of the
flesh is to fall in and downward. Two
minutes a day will suffice.
As for all the lotions and appliances
and dieting that the beauty books talk
of, they give them a prominence dis
proportionate to their importance.
Finally, the favorite fad of the hour
among luxurious Chicago women is to
have themselves rubbed all over several
times a week, after the bath, with cocoa
oil. It is undoubtedly good for the
nerves, nice for the skin, and nourish
ing as well. Chicago Times.
Russian Ill-Treatment of JtSn.
In the capital of a Russian province
the wife of the governor met a poor
Jew in the Jewish quarter in a very
narrow street aud in endeavoring to
make way he happened to knock
against her and almost upset her. He
was arrested and brought to the
governor, who sent him to the police
station, where he was sentenced to
twenty-five lashes with tbe knout, and
received tbem. Next day his lawyer, a
Jew, called on the governor and asked
for an exact copy of the proceedings in
the trial. "You waut an exact copy?"
said the governor; "very well." And
he had him brought to the police sta
tion and twenty-five lashes administer
ed to him.
A Bank-Gar.
Pay cars are familiar sights on Amer
ican railways, but this country has not
yet employed the locomotive in bank
ing operations. One of the New Zea
land banks has a special car which
visits the rural districts, cashes checks
and receives deposits. The experi
ment is said to be profitable, and is a
great convenience to . settlers who
would otherwise be compelled to leave
their farms and visit town on numer
ous occasions.
Sign ot Spring
If yon read these learned maxims
and take note of each small thing, yon
may come to be a prophet and fore
tell the gladsome spring. When trees
begin to blossom and violets to bloom;
when the bullfrogs in the meadow -warble
boom-ah-boom-ah- boom ; when
ducks are flying northward and bright
butterflies are out, and robins go house
keeping in the waterspout; when grass
hoppers are bopping, and black bats
come out at night, and venture in your
bedroom attracted by the light; when "
birds fly down the chimney, and hens
walk in the door and beetles hold con
vention in the center of the floor; when
the mud is o'er your shoe tops as yon
cross the new-ploughed land you may
count on it as certain that sweet spring
is near at hand. harper's Young Peo
pie.
The Sanft w. the So ex Canal.
It may surprise many to learn that
the purely American commerce that
passes through the "Soo" canal be
tween Lakes Superior and Huron is
much larger thau alt the world's com
merce that annually finds its way
through the Suez canal, both in the
number of vessel and their tounage,
yet figures prove it. During 1889 9,
679 vessels of 7.221.935 tonnage passedL.
through the "Soo, against 3.425 ves
sels of 6.783. 187 tonnage through the
Suez. And the American canal is on
ly open a part ( tne year.
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HAWKS & SKATTUOK,
4H Washtastoa St., Si
A. Zellerbacli X Sons,
PAPER WAREHOUSE.
610-31 Clay Street.
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Gone to Pieces.
Table Peach we, lo tins, per doaea. .40.10 $9 as
Table Apricots, a.10
Table Grapes, .. 1.3S ID
Table Plums, .. 1 40 ltt
Table assorted. Regular packs 1.7 i'.&
Pie, gallon Una, assorted 3,00 S as
Pta, - Plums soo
Pie fruit assorted, Bgular packs 1.10 1 as
Pie Grapes, Plums, Pears, Apples 1.00
Pis Squash 100
Asparagus, squar Una, 1.79
Cider as wanted, bv the tin, dosen oaas. or car
load we want your trade ; are always at tbe bot
tom In price, and at the top In quality. Send for
new list free.
Smith s Cash Store, 416418 Front St., S.P.
BROOKLYN r-tOTSl.
(Under new Management.)
Bosli St.. bet. Montg-om-ry a Hwmobm, h. p.
Conducted on both the European and Anmrtoan
plan. This favorite hotel is under the ezpert-eni-ed
management of CHARLES MOIfTGow
Elt y, and la as good, it not the best. Family And
Business Hen's Hotel in San Fraoclsce. Home
eoiotorts, cuisine unexcelled, first class service
and the highest standard ot retpectblllty guaran
teed. Board and room per day tl.as to x tOa
gk rooms fiOe to $1. Free coach to and from hotel.
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