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About The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898 | View Entire Issue (March 13, 1891)
Nothing to Sity. Ktuhto to y. uty tiaiig-htorl Nothln at !l to MV ! Ulrls thtttln km, I've noticed, o.inerly hat t; ir hvi Tor mother it id. fore you, when lur folk ol tM-td to mo Tit ln-re I am. uriil bre you ntrj and yoi mother w lit re la shot You it k Jot l!H your mother: Purty much unme tn stiie; And. aivnit tho sumo complected! and favor BiHHlt the tve. Lisa her, too. ixut Hvln' here, bM.'uue Ue tmli)n't tav: It'll 'most Mm like you wns iloml llko herl tut 1 hain't git nolhln' to imj I S5j l'fl yoit her llitlo Bible writ yer name HtTont the pa ire AndU'tt hr enr-bobs fvr you, ft ever you come of am. 1' allu ki-p' Vm ami g-yauriU-d 'em, Imt If yet (roin' away NotUlu' to say, my dnuchtfTl nothln' to ay I You don't rikolloct her, I reckon? No; you wan't a year ol1 then! And now yw how n1 lr you? Why, child not "t went T !" W hen? And yer nex' Wrlhdtiy- tn Aprllo? and you wan" to git married that day? . , . I wNht )w mother wit llvtn! but I hain't got nothin' to any 1 Twenty year! and as good a elrlaa parent ever found' There a straw ketohed- onto your dress there I'll brenh It off turn round. (Her mother was jest twenty when us too tan awny'.l Xothlo' to ay, my daiiKhter! Nothln' at all to nv i James Whlteomb Rllev In the Century, HKIUKSS HUNTING. She must be sick," said Kttie Hall to herself, "or else slie would have been here loiij ago. Poor Justine! Somehow things are arranged very ptrunjroly in this world! I onn't under stand what it nil means, nor what I have done that I should be rich and courted, white Justine Maynard. who was my classmate at Madame Paulini's, trims dresses for a living. She isn't to blame because her guardian was a villain. I deserve no credit for the aktllful management of Uncle Crotch ley, whereby my dollars all became f-a'glea. 1 only wish ' would let me divide with her but she has too much of the haughtv Mavnard blood in her veins for tiiatl I'll go to see her." And Kttie Hall ran up stairs into a little boudoir to tie on her hat. Just as she came out, the maid brought up a card on a silver salver. Ettie' a tell-tale eyes sparkled as she glanced at the Roman lettered inscrip tion on the one side: Markham Feknlky. And then taking it up, perused on the reverse the following words: May I accompany yon to the opera to-night? Florin has a box and Ballereilt will sine? Yours, ever devotedly, M. P. riease ma'am," sid Barbara, the maid, "the man i waiting for an answer." Ettie caught up a sheet of pink note paper, nionosrammed in gold, and hurriedly scribbled upon it the word "19." "tlive that to him," she said, hurried off. one and Justine Maynard's little room was no luxuriously- appointed nest of lace and gold anil Axminster. Btre and cold, and poverty-stricken, its cracked walls and sloping roof gained no glow from the rosy sunset; and Justine her self lay on the bed, with hands pressed to her throbbing forehead. "Only a headache, dear," she said essaying a faint smile, as Ettie Hall hurried toward her. "That is all. And I have been a little worried with the landlord; he will be back again presently for the mone that I shall not be able to give him. If he wor.ld only wait until tomorrow." "Let me pay him, Justine. "I am not a beggar yet, Etta nay, do not look hurt X know how tender ami large-soulel vou are; but I have never vet, accemea cnantv. even irom oTrrrri"aea as von. ami i never will no, not if I die first. To-morrow I can take that satin dress home and receive $10 for making it. That will set me all right. I should have re turned it to-ni"fht, but this pain makes a mere child of me." Ettie turned and for the first time saw a folded dress u)on the table a robe of wine-colored satin, richly trimmed with costly thread lace, for Justine XLtynard earned her bread by the toilsome plying of her needle, a dressmaker, poorly paid, and 6tung by many a chance word and cutting sneer. "Jnstine," said she, "I've an idea, I'll take this dress home for yon. I'll get the money and bring it back." "Nonsense, Ettie!" "Verv good sense on the contrary." And "Ettie deftly placed it. within sheets of brown paper wrapping and tied it up. "Come, where is it to go?" "To Miss Fernley, Middleton Square. Oh. Ettie! how shall I ever pay you for all your kindness?" n-m a vt nnr lirrtn roil Ct closely over nerTiat that Justine May nard never saw the deep ttye on her cheek. She was almost sorry she had offered to take Florine Feruley's new dress home. For a second her resolu tion wavered, and then she reproached herself for even that second's inde cision. "I'll be back very soon, dear," she said stooping to press her cool lips to Justine's fevered brow. "And I'll bring the money, too, or I mistake my own talent at the debt collecting business." She hurried away with the bundle neatly balanced in her arms, and walked rapidly, lest her resolution should fail her. It was not a long walk, for the Fernleys lived in Middle ton square, but a few blocks distant. And Ettie went up the steps of the marble fronted mansion, wondering if she should see Markham. Ettie Hall wan not certain, but she was beginning- to suspect that 6he likeu the handsome young fellow, whose dark eye and jetty curls were such a counterpart to her own blonde beauty. Nor was she altogether dis pleased with this curious adventure which was leading her toward him. A smart, blue-ribboned maid came to the door. Yes, Miss Fernley was at home," and with a supercilious insolence which made Ettie's bhwd boil, the girl point ed rip a dark stairway. Just up there and you'll find her. First door to the left." Miss Ettie Hall followed the direo tions and found herself in a twilight apartment, where draped mirrors and sweet faint scents betrayed the mani fold mysteries of a younr lady's toilet. 'What's wanting? Why can't I have re mv nap in peace?" querulously de Kdedi Florine Fernley s voice. "Oh, mar it is that everlasting dressmaker. Mark! Mark! I want $10." - "So do I ten thousand," retorted a familiar voice from the next room. "But I can't have all I want." "You borrowed twenty of me to hire that nonsensical opera-box." "'That was business, my dear." "Business! Nonsense! Give me the money, I say," fretted Florine. "Yes, business, my girl. Heiress hunting is as much business as specu lating on Wall street, and the fair Henrietta is a fish that won't jump at any ordinary bait" "Hush!" cried Florine, sharply, and then, turning to the soi-disant" dress maker, she said: "It isn't convenient to pay you to day. Call again next week or the, week after." Excuse me," answered Ettie In a low but resolute- voice; "I must have he money now." "Must!" retortedMiss Fernley, as she --? , v - - u,s "Hj.yAlary. : show '.Now, look here, you dressmaking girl," said the harsh voice of Markham Fernley, ns ho advanced from the inner apartment, 'none of your impudence. Leave the dress or I'll send for a policeman and tench you your proper place In short order. "I would not do that Mr. Fernley," said Ettie, who had by this time re covered her self-possession completely, "I am not a 'dressmaking girl,' but I Intend to collect the money that my friend has earned." Struck by some accent of her tone, Markham Fernley paused a second, then lighted tho gas. Kitio Hall de liberately threw back her veil. 'The "fair Henrietta,"' she quoted, with a shrug of her shoulders. "Miss Hall!" "Yon have said it. And now let mo have the money for my friend, Miss Mavnard." "Certainly certainly," stammered Markham Fernley, fumbling In his pocket hook. "And "Thank you." with a legal inclina tion of her'head. "Good evening." "But you will let me accompany you home?' lie pleaded. ' "I shall do nothing of the sort," she resolutely replied, as she deposited the bill safely in her little silver portmon- naie. "And let me advise you, Mr. Fernley, to waste no more of vour valuable time and powei fill intellect in the unsatisfactory business of 'heir ess hunting.' " That was the last time that he ever saw Henrietta Hall. COURTESY WAS LACKING. A Wclt-moanlng Krlond Hrln tn Valu able Nw and Ohm Away Sad. He opened the door of the editorial room lu a hesitating sort of a way and stood gaziug about h'un in uncertainty. He was dressed in garments redolent of hay. and hi boots were badly spat tered" with yellow mud. After a couple of minutes of embarrassed hesitation, during which nobody seemed to take any notice of him. he inquired: "Is is this the place where you take the news?" He was informed that it was. "Well." he saiil. "I've srot a litllo thing I wauter tell you. It's about a piece of news that happened the day before yesterday. Y'll have it nil to yerselves. fer I promise I won't give it to uo other paper. I was there my self, an' seen it all. You "bet the peo ple up to hum are gom to stare when they see it in print. They don't kuow nothin' about it, an' He approached te reporter's desk. "I've got a blame nice" "Well," interrupted the busy report er, "make it brief." "Y see." besran the countryman. "I came Inter town with Mrs. Jackson. the other mornin'. She come in ter sell some apples. I work fer her. You know Mrs. Jackson, don't yer? She lives in the third house to the right. across the Wesel bridge. It's a big white house, with a farm around it. I work ou the farm, au' " Well, what happened when you came into town with her? ' asked the reporter. Y' see. she was git tin' out of the wasron an' the horse gave a sudden start, an she fell. Yes." 'An' she could hardly stump around when she got up. an' when she went home her ankle swelled up, an' she had to lie in bed all day yesterday. She brought it down pretty well with arnica, au' she's up an' she's around to day; but she looks pretty bad, an' she won't be herself agin for some time." "All right. Thauk you." and the re porter turned to his work. The countryman did not move. "Will ' put it in?" Yes." Silence for a minute. "I kin give y lots more news. I come inter town three times a week, an' kin tell y' lots of thing that hap pen up our wa3 Old Si Jenkins fell off a load of hay tho other day. an' got a li;r bump on the hack of his head. Si's a church member, but he swore awful that time. I guess y'd better not put that iu. though. Si might kuow who tole yer. an' then he' be inter my wool." Sileuce. Then Well?," from the countryman. Well? What is it now?'' asked the reporter. "Aiu't that news wuth something? I orter get the price of a square meal, anyhow." Silence again. 1 kiu bring j-er lots of news. I've got something else I could tell yer now, but I don't know as I'd better, cause it ain't quite time yet. an' I don't want ter jrive it away. But I kin let you kuow iu a few days. By gosh! it 11 make a lively time up our way when that there gits in print." "The business ollice is down stairs," said the reporter. "We don't pay for anythiug here. Take this note to the clerk at the desk down stairs." And he handed the countryman a note written in shorthand, which the clerk down stairs couldn't understand. The man then left the reporter and went down-stairs to the busy clerk. That functionary had a hard time get ting rid of him, but finally convinced him that the only proper course would be to make out a formal bill for his services aud leave it to be acted upon by the Finance Committee of the Board of Directors, who would meet some time the following spring. This rather dis couraged the countryman, and he went away. X. 1". Tribune. They Caught Their Lawyer. When Judge McCreary, the member from Kentucky, was a rising young lawyer in his native State he was en gaged once by three gamblers to de fend them in a criminal action before a Circuit Judge. The case was such a poor one for the defendants that Mc Creary advised them to let him plead guilty" for them and pay their tines. This "was agreed to, .and when the case was called McCreary arose and said: "I appear for the defendants and plead guilty." The presiding Judge noted this down aud' replied: "Mr. McCreary appears, pleads guilty, and is fined. " "But," protested McCreary, "I am doing this for the defendants, and I have not yet received their lines." That makes no difference," retort ed the Judge. "You have been fined by this court aud you are committed to the county jail until the tine is paid." The future Governor saw the wis dom of a speedy settlement, and drew on his private purse lor the amount. The best part of the joke was that when the gamblers found that they were to be tiued so heavily by the court they made their escape, leaving their confiding counsel several hun dred dollars out of pocket. Judge Mc Creary there and then resolved never again to defend any gamblers. And he has kept his resolve. New York Tribune. Ureen Clerk and lireen Customer. The Buffalo Express relates that a green clerk in a large crockery store in that city sold a plate that was mark ed f 125 toa female customer for $1.25. The first sum was the price per dozen. Great was the dismay of the clerk when the mistake was discovered. But all's well that ends well- The day after the mistake occurred ia came the custom er with the $10 plate. She didn't like tre plate dian t think it was quite,' T" i enouga. one wanted something , S.-ie was?;- - " ed with A BRAND-NEW f AO. Why the 1 on. Inn Kwvlla Are Now Wear ing lllanltnllar t'lifr-Iliillonn. A brand-new fad has iuxt struck our city amidships, snys the l'itlshurg Dis- pateh. It came direct from Luimoii." without stopping olf us usual nt the coaling station opposite Jersey City. voting moon, wiin board -ol-trade afllliatious, lias been on a (rip to the h'old rutin tree." He ranged around theru for about two mouths, and of course "took in" even thinjr in thitt lengthened period. About ten dav ago he returned, aud w ith him cmuo the very latest." Mr. well, sav Bullbenr belongs to a well-known voting buck club w hose main specialties nro nocturnal discus- sloua of Jack Ton's symptoms and the Impinging of hardwood cues with pol ished ivory spheres. The night of his return Mr. B. made his appearance at the club nnd re ceived au eutistve welcome, lie was heartily complimented on rapidly ac quired "Ilingiish ncecut" and cheeky perfection of his "hlmported" duds. In due lime he took down his "stick" to play a game of cushion-earroma, 'and as ti preliminary peeled off his Bond street cutaway. Very few "bones" had been scored on the string before quite a crowd flocked around the table. The center of attraction was not the game, but something en tirely "outre" In the cult fastenings of the "tourist. Curiosity and low-toned comment increased, nnd finally the entire membership iu the house was on the spot. Say. Ted," blurted out one of the explorer's familiars, "that must have been an expensive trip. I see you've had to soak your diamond cull but tons." Mr. B. had thoroughly enjoyed the risinjr excitement. With a nonchal antly elegant air he dropped his cue and turned around to answer liischum. I expected some duck would make a crack of that sort," he commenced, smiling good-hunioredly but contempt uously. "11111 then you fellaws dann't know nanlhinr. D'ye see these, cutt ers? Well that's the" vairy lattitt. In Luuuon h'every hotly ns is h'anybody is h'up to the wrinkle, bnt of cawrse you fellaws awe away behind the decade." The excitement at once rose to a feverish point and the proud possessor of the "cutlers ' was literally taken i by irti- the arms by every body w hile the a cles were esamiued. They were peculiar and odd. very odd. iu face entirely dissimilar. On the right wrist was an Immense silver affair (much larger than a standard dollar) with a raised leaf design of fine execntiou. The left wrist cuff was fasteued with a plain gold button about the size and general style of those usually used for attaching a col lar to the shirt. The coutrast between the two 'xnitfers'' was striking to a degree. Mr. B. was pressed to give the ped igree of the new depart tire, and after keeping the crowd in suspense for awhile, consented. "Hof cawrse I'll hopen vour heves. Yer see, while Tommy was in Monte Carlo 'e bused to play billiards some times at the Casino. "One hafternoon 'e lost one hof 'a cullers, and when 'e took hoff 'is cutaway the cuff was hopen. When the game was li'over and 'e wanted to skip 'e 'ad to liorrow a cuffer ami the h'only one 'c could get was a collar button" The look h'of the two h'odd cullers caught 'ini and 'is crowd and e kept on wearing 'em. The thing soon got around, aud now h'everybody as is h'auybody h's wear ing h'odd cullers, the h'odder the bet ter. These are beauties. I bought h'em at Kmannels. h'on Bund street, aud they cost like 'ell." This authetitie narrative of Tummy (vulgarly known as Albert Edward, prince of Wales) also c.iuglit the club crowd, and "it'odd cuffer, the h'odder the belter." are now nlmost io lispeii sable as a badge of member-!, p The new fad was also voted ih.s orrect thing in other iariers, und has beguu to spread rapidU. Here is a change that occurs only once iu a lifetime. All ye of aristo cratic or hoi-polloi circles who have an accumulation of "h'odd cuffers and who has not? now is your opjortnn ity to be right in the s'wim. The new departure "goes" for both sexes, it be ing only indispensable that tho large cuffer be woru on the right wrist and the small one on the left. Ilia First Kxperlenee. He loved her very much. He Thought he had never loved half so much before. And she? Well, she may have loved him; that he didn't kuow he hadn't asked her. She was 20. She was the most beau tiful creature he had seen. Her hair was black as ink; her skiu was white as milk; and her eyes how brilliant they were! They seemed to look into his soul. Aud he wondered if she know it. He had never sceu auybody so rav ishing to look tit not even infancy. He had never before left his food half tasted on his plute not evcu at a coun try hotel. He had never before found it a task to close his eves at night not even when he had been sick with fever. As for her, she looked upon him with favor; she would take his baud as they walked along the beach, and when the water spread farther than she expected on the saud she would crv: "Look out, Harrv, dear!" or the like. He presumed he ought to be happy there was no reason why he should not be others in his position would have been. Ah. yes; it was well enough until the 5 o'clock express from New York came in. Then she would be dressed in something wouderful iu blue and gold, or in gray and black, or iu pink aud white; aud she would sit upon the broad piazzas of the hotel aud Chat and gossip with the men. Of course when he came up she treated him civ illy, decently, and he had no fault to find no fault, that is, in order. Yet he asked himself sometimes if she was treating him as ouo iudividual or as a species. Eh bicn! One day fourteen Saratoga trunks were loaded on the blue ex press wagon at the side door. A good many of the truuks belonged to'her. She was goiug away. He sat idly in an L of the piazza with his patent-leathered feet on the railing. She came to him. She was dressed for travel in a tailor-cut gown with plaitings of Indiau cloth on the front of the waist, and with a black veil that could not haze tho sparkle of her eyes- She held out her hand, aud then im pulsively she took his head in her hands and kissed him. What a thrill went through him! He looked up she was gone. Short ly he heard the rumble of the stage. Then he heard nothing except he iui agiued that he heard his heart beat. He was all alone, and he let his head drop forward on his breast, and he cried as though his heart would break. For, after all, he was only 6 years old. Kate Fieltts Washington. A Blind Georgian. A man at Toccoa, Ga, has been totally blind from infancy and has not been educated, yet .possesses unusual intelligence and ca solve "difficult mathematical problems. He can tell day from night by ti . x-ilicre, and when traveling can ' " . T' is passin i -t " -.' r, - -, . ."'..- DR. CUNSAULUS'S NECKTIE. Cam Near Making III I'reacher's Itallroad l't of No Avail. It The Kev. Dr. F. W. CJuusitttliis had an interesting experieuee out In Arl zona last summer. It will bear nar rating. U seems that a friend In Lon don, aware of tho reverend geutle- mau a fondness for vivid color, sent Dr. (juiisiiuIus a bright red necktie. There U no other red necktie lu the world quite ns red as a British red necktie; It is the consummation, the apotheosis, of redness. When Dr, Uuusaulus lus clapped his eyes ou that ,!klie ho was dazzled nay, he red nee was stunned by its terrilio splendor. As quickly as he could ho put It away. "I must not wear It," said he to him self. "It is too wicked for this part of the world. 1 will reserve It for Ari zona, " It is true that Dr. (uiisaulus had 1G5 acre of wheat out iu Arizona that needed looking after, bnt it U more than likely that an ambition to wear that new, splendid led iiecktio in spirud in Dr. Uuusaulus n ceaseless yearuing to go west. At any rate he went, accompanied by his son, a little fellow of 10 or 12 years of age. To such as have never sceu Dr. Gun saulus decked in that array which he affects when inspecting wheat or hunt ing rare bibliomaniac liuds in Arizona we will say that this costume is strange to the degree of welrdness; its most conspicuous feature is a black felt hat with an enormous flexible brim. Au especial flavor of spice of wickedness, if you please was given to this costume by the superb red necktie. To be candid, Dr. (iunsaulus, attired for Arizona, looked very like one of those far western characters of w hich Bret Harte loves to treat. Now it happened that Dr. (Iunsaulus traveled on a free pass a free pass obtained through the kindly offices of oue of the influential lanib of his Uock. llils Iree pass was made con tinuous all the way from Chicago to Arizona and back again. It fell clear ly within the lines of the Inter-state commerce act, for it was made out to the account of (and was to be paid iu) advertising. This free pass worked all right tin til Dr. (iunsaulus struck the Santa Fe country. It was then that a coarse, uufeelfng, one-eyed conductor came through the train collecting tickets at the poitit of a murderous-looking horse pistol. He had beeu sheriff of a couuty in New Mexico, and was a Thing vt Blood. - Tickets!' demanded this fierce monster. Dr. (iunsaulus mildly produced his free pass. 1 he conductor read the free pa. The uuhallowed fire of skepticism Illumined his cyclopenu optic. Wat's yer name?' asked the con ductor. "The Hev. F. W. (iunsaulus," an swered tho holy man. The conductor took as rapid a view of Dr. Guusanlus ns his oue eye would admit of. "No, yer dou'l!" exclaimed the con ductor, "brutally. "Yer don't play that game on me! Yer no preacher." "Indeed I am, and a very good preacher, too, remonstrated Dr. Gun snulus. "Come, now." said the conductor, "it's no use of yer trvin' to come any monkey business with me; I reckon I kuow a dominie when I see him Yer'll have lo put up yer good money or get otru the train! T'hero seemed to le no alternative. lr. (iunsaulus looked out of the car window; it would never do for him to be set down in that desert of cactuses and prairie dogs. He sought to reason with the conductor; every gift, every power, everv artifice of elooiience at his command he brought to liear upon tho callous creature, but all in vain. In vain also did the revereud gentle man's little boy plaintively but stoutly in iuitain that "papa was a minister the nnresenerate heart of that conduc tor was not to be moved. No dominv ever wore a necktie like that." said the conductor. "Yer'll have to put tip the stuff or git off'u the tram." Dr. Gunsaulus did put tip. but not until he hud secured a receipt therefor from the oue-eved skeptic. The next three hours were hour of misery, for not eveu so long-suffering and so patient a clergyman as Dr. (iunsaulus cares to lie separated from his worldly possessions by the unfeeling agent of a soulless railway corooratiou. But about a hundred miles further down the road the mayor of Santa Fe board ed the train, aud he was happily able to identify Dr. Gunsaulus ns being in deed eutitled to all the perquisites and courtesies involved in and entailed by that free pass. So the oue-eved con ductor disgorged the money aud made an apology as best he could. "I've been livln' out here now for eroin' on twenty-three years," said he, "and I've seen every kind of human bein , from bonanza kings down to three-card moute sharks, but I never seen a preacher with a red necktie afore! Say, parduer. yer a daisy, I'll bet! Although it's agin the rules, I don't mind lookin' at yer if yer've got yer bottle handy!" Chicago News. KILLING RATS BY ELECTRICITY. The Remarkable Invention of m Scientist at St. Ianl. The reporter followed the electrician down the stairs. An underground apartment about 40x60 feet was en tered. Like a terrible giant, a dynamo was revealed in the darkness. Little flashes of electricity were seen spark ling on the ends of the brushes. Great pulley wheels, over which the leather belting was rapidly gliding, hung just over their head. "Come this way and let me show you my mysterious apparatus." Together the two men groped along until they reached the side wall. Here they stopped. The gentleman seemed to the feverish faucy of the reporter like a magician. He reached up somewhere iu the darkness and turned on the cur rent into an incandescent lamp. There was not much disclosed. A simple wire with a hook upon the end, and that was all. "Wait a moment, please, and I'll show you how the things works," said the electrician. He reached up in the darkness again and brought down a piece of cheese. Taking this and a saucer full of sawdust to a faucet in the wall, he dampened them thorough ly, explaining that water was a good conductor. Returning, lie placed the saucer of dampened sawdust on the ground under the wire above mention ed, and stuck the cheese upon the hook. He explained the modus operandi of rodent extermination thus: You see Mr. Hat walks up ou the damp sawdust in the saucer. Con cealed in that is a wire connected, as is also the upper wire, with the dynamo yonder. The one has the negative and the other tho positive current. When the rat gets into the saucer he scents the cheese. He reaches up for a nib ble. The instant he touches his nose to the cheese he completes tho circuit, and that does him up. He had hardly finished his explana tion before it was verified. A gray old veteran of the order of rodentia mount ed the sawdust, "completed the cir cuit" and expired instantly. The electrician is something of a wag and considerable of a punster. He gazed at the electrocuted rat and soliloquized: j "I'' '"'gone ohm (homej to dyna--'"j" - more)J.'" .vTiich the re- Ifoneer-Presa. PITHY COLORED SAYINGS. A Choice Collentlnu of Maxims from (he Nfgrn I'enple, WhatTo vp (whv do you) chuck or rock? Me bbe he fall down on yo' ow n skull. Fact) mi os behiitui (behind), a mule befo', hut n raskll uo wliars; he don't got no naf side. Ion talk till day. dat no cook ticter. Black man skoot fru tie bresti. Mel). be he chase snuke, inebbe stiake chase uigsi-r. tit yo' got no shoe, don't tromole In do brum bit I. Don't you neber lot loose do wildcat to chase ntvay de house kitten. rat nigger, warm blanket. Demi fast friends. Yo' better look sham wheu the doa no make bark. When yo' sings dou't yo' never shut ' niouf. 3'o Hetter set in de mud dan crick. fall in de Fool around In tie canebrake and mebbe you Hud pipestem. lou call nigger black and you no ke mo white yourself. 'Case yo' t-liimbly dono oult smoke in summer time, no pull her d Lime-by winter come. her down; Wo mo hangar do lamu mule. See here, 'case yo' daddy was inlous. yo mammy pepper, dat uo reason whv yo' is yam. lien de old man chop wood, watch out for spliuters. In Joss follow buzzard and yo' bono' lin' dead boss. No good tief what uo know hide. "Who my boss?" ax do coooerhead. ami tie liglitwnod chunk he sav. "I Is." Brer Bar, he dune irot colched bv him foot. Mister Man bv him tongue'. Dat pig he say, i belong to two uiggers, 'case I'm so mishrul." Wen yo' waits for yo' dinner, bres de Lord if you get inn cold. Dat dog Tsleei. Whaffo vo' mill him tail? - " Yo' hear turkey iu de wood, and he say, uobble, gobble," dat nice. Yo' hear turkey iu de skillet, and he say, Sizzle, sizzle," dat nicer. He stoue blind, and he sav he eve doctor. Bad mouf, no say sweet, when he sing "'Lasses. Masses'." Miss Hen she flew in na'dise. but she cackle all the same, ami done los' her eggs. Look out for folks that takes de home track effer camp-meetln'. Do big crab not alters good meaL Because yo' eat eggs Monday. whaffo yo' hanker for hen ou Tuesday? lo buy shoat on trust, he srpieal all de time. When pot bile, no fly dar. Do forwnrdest pig make de rasher. Mighty hlgh-miuded cat. De fust milk rope jug war empty. A tine hoss am 't no wtiss for a bridle. Dar ain't n tire in borrowed mule. Wheu de y rain meal, yo' ain't got no use for bag. Yo' get holt of de handle of de fry In' pau. den sez you'. "Dis vere bacon's got to be done jess as I pleases." When yo's cook in' an de dogs Is round, keep oue eye ou de roasl,t'other ou de dogs. De rich man's pig never break thro' no fences. New York Times. "Goo-good night," said Mr. Sylvester. with an effort as be reached his own house. "Hope you won't And your wlfs sitting up f-for you. Mine u used to, but I got her out of that noli pretty quick. She's sound asleep now, I'll warrant, and no make-believe, either. I might fire off a Galling (run alongside of her best ear and she'd never know it." Mr. Sylvester parted from h t neigh bor and entered his own house, opening and shutting the door with some trouble and a good deal of noise. Then he ex tinguished the ball light, fell up stairs one step at a time aud went into the frout room, wuicb was dimly lighted. And there he saw bis wife sitting la a chair by the dressing table. Her back was toward bint and she did not look up or speak both bad signs. . "Lizbetb." said Mr. Sylvester, with much dignity, eiliiim down on the side of the bed unsteadily, "what are you doing there 1" No response. "Lizbetb, haven't I told you never to set "cm up, I mean set qil up V mef It isn't proper. I'm old enoti.gh lo corns home w-when 1 plense. Lizbetb. 1 c-command you not tn do It agnln. Why don't you say something, L:zbeih?" Mrs. Sylvester preserved a discreet silence. Mr. Sylvester resumed: "Lizbelh, I coiniiixud you to speak. It isn't treating mo wii h proper respect to sit there s' tuuiu. What have I done to be treated like this? Will you speak. Lizbelh f There was only silence, more pro found. "Very well, L'zbcth. you'll be sorry for this in the morning, 1 shall now re tire to my bless my soul, Lizbelh, who is this?" Mr. Sylvester stood up very straight and stared at the bed, on the edge of which he had been sitting. Tnere lay his excellent wifo sound asleep. her bangs done up in pnper, und a snide of con tentment ou her lips. "Who's that other woman?" stam mered Mr. Sylvester In a sotto voice tone. Theu he look courage to mvimacli and pluck her by the sleeve. P.shaw. She came In pieces in hl li'imN. It was only Mrs. Sylvester's cloihes which she had arranged handily iu c:m of Ore. Aud Sylvester murmured: "Saved again, b'goshl" as he lucked himself in his little bed. while his wife continued the sleep of the junt. Detroit Fret Pr. Short or Wind. The fascination which military bands have for the children is perhaps no greater than that posssesed for them by grown people, but is sometimes more amusingly displayed. When the Old Guard paraded on Evnruniioii Day the gamins and gamines of Park row were in high feather and amused themselves by marching to the sound of the military music "Dafa de big feller or th' hull bilin'." said one small boy to an ndmiring small girl, pointing to the bandmaster. "I kin play do bones now, an dat s uc Job lse goin' ter bve some day. See?" "IIu!" grunted the envious rival. "You! Ya's.you're a bloomin' fine chap ter lead a band, you Is. Why, you ain't pot wind cnuf ter whistle fur a cop!" N. Y. Evening Telegram. A'l Turned Around. A Lowell young woman went to church of which she is not a regular at tendant and was politely shown into a pew. Soon nficr a man in tde bis ap pearance, and immediately glared upon the visitor ns if she were an unwelcome intruder. He seated himself with the air of a proprietor, and continued to stare at the fair strauger in the most in solent m inner. Embarrassed beyond measure, the young lady felt impelled to tfffer an apology, which she did in the following terms: "Excuse me, sir, but do you occupew this pie?'' Lowell Citizen. What He Deserved. Musicus A friend of mine in Boston has invented an improved kind of piano. It has such a magnificently powerful toue that you can hear it a mile away. Cynicus You don't say so! Musicus Yes; it's a grand thing. The inventor ought to have a monu ment bigger than the great pyramid. Cynicus He ought; aud he and his piano ought to be buried under it at i once. Xenow.nz s Neivs. MISSING LINKS. There are fi.000 Indians living on res ervations In New York Slate. Tho Seneca number 2.0(H), Over 1300.000 worth of French bon bons nro exported to Constantinople yearly for the ladies of the Turkish 1 luteins. In London one woman in every twen ty Is a pauper, one In every thirty is illiterate, aud one ia every sixty is a gin drinker. Mrs. Schliemann, in addition to her other accomplishments, has a talent for tapestry that would have made her a lit companion for 1'euelojtt!. Dr. Jiimea Croll, the Hrst to explain the movement of the Gulf Stream, has died at the age of Gft, a distinguished Fellow of the ltoya! Society. A telephone line about live miles long has been established in Iceland, andls regarded as a great curiosity, being the llfst ever established on the Island. General Butler owns the Craig Ranch, below Pueblo, consisting of 100,000 acres. He Is also the owner of three-fourths of a C00,000-acre rauch lit New Mexico. Ma Lewis, the famous life-saver, has been offered a chance to go on the stage as the heroine in a life-saving scene, but shu prefers her station in tho Newport lighthouse. Animals are kept on the roofs of the houses in Limn, Peru, and it frequent ly happens a cow passes her whole life on a roof, being taken there as a calf ami brought down finally as fresh beef. It is said that when Fanny Daven port's stage toggery went through the New York Custom House It was valued at f -2.000. but after it was reduced to ashes iu the New York tire the valua tion rose to nenrly f.0,000. One of tho few herds of buffalo still left lu the country is on-ued by Seualor Peltigrew. He has twenty of" the nui mals pastured near Sioux Falls, where he has also a thriving menagerio of deer, prairie dogs and moose. The Hoy a I Geographical society of Ktiglrnd has adrauced ft. 000 to Mr. Theodore Bent for the exploration of the ruins found recently iu Mashoua land. East Africa, which, it Is suggest ed, may be King Solomon's mines. Mr. Spurgeou gives but little time to the preparation of his sermons. He sits iu his study a couple of !iourswith his face buried iu his hands, then goes to his desk, jots down a few headlines, and theu he is ready for the pulpit. Ex-Empress Eugenie declines to help any more of Napoleon Third's rela tives. She thinks she has beeu too good to them, and she is not able to help them now. It is hinted that she has lost heavily in fiuancial invest ments. Governor Francis T. Nichols, of Louisiana, is dismembered to a remark able extent. He has lost a leg and an arm and au eye. He lost Ids leg at Chaucellorsville aud his arm was car ried away by a cannou ball at Win chester. Mr. Justice Brown is variously said to resemble in countenance Seuator Carlisle, Mijor McKinley and the late Samuel J. Randall; and wheu he first appeared ou the bench iu his judicial lobes there were those who thought of Edwiu Booth ns Hamlet. Prince Bismarck is said to bear up ueli against the neglect into which he has fallen, finding mental occupation aud diversion ns well iu his business enterprises. He is especially interested iu bis new brewery. The Princess takes their changed position far more lo heart. The Russian bandit Kroukonski, who has recently been sentenced to penal servitude in Siberia, is a man of excel lent birth nud education. His p rents belong lo the circle of the late Prince DemidotT, and he ran through a tine Iiroierty before essaying tbe role of "ra Diavolo. Charles King, of Middletown. Mass., Is preparing to celebrate his 110th birthday. He has a sou 75 years of age. and at a recent reunion of the family four generations of the blood were represented. He Is in quite lively health, but when he jumps up high he always Keeps one loot on the ground. Rev. Dr. John Hall, of New York. was visited recently by a youug man, recently arrived from Ireland, who. when the doctor remarked that he did not remember having seen him before, aid: "Indeed, you did, then. Why. yon baptized roe twenty-five years ago in the old country, nnd yet you have forgotten me entirely." At Sau Martin, near Altacapotzal, Mex.. there resides a pure Indiau wo man who Is believed to be llo years of age. She owns documents proving that she carried on lawsuits with Vice roy Yincgas while Spain still held dominion of Mexico. The name by which she is known is Torres, but her true name is Ixcahuaxochiti. Speaking of namesakes, Chauucey M. Depew says he gets an average of two photographs a day of babies said to have been named after him, ami he adds: "My son is named after me. al so, and I tell him that by the time he has grown up, if this average contin ues, the Chnuncy De pew's will till all the offices aud jails iu the country." Mrs. Stanley's mother. Mrs. Ten caut, is in some respects a more inter esting woman thau her talented daugh ter. She is neither so tall nor so ro bust us Mrs. Stanley, but in figure and in manner she is most attractive. Her black eyes sparkle with vivacity, and though'there is a silver thread here and there in her black hair time has dealt very geutly with her. Her speech is concise but melodious. In talking with her daughter she almost invaria bly uses Frnnc.h The, itoyal Commission appointed to examine Westminster Abbc3- in its rela tions to future burials report that there Js comfortable room for forty or fifty more; but space can be made for seventy-eight more by devoting every available spot for the purpose. The present rate of Abbey funerals is about oue a year; The architect of the Ab bey, Mr. Piersou, recommends the addition of various new chapels, for which somo outside houses would have to be pulled down. A uoveldoor. especially intended for the economy of space. has just been patented. The door is an adaptation of tho principle of the roller-top desk and cover, aud consists of a series of slats about one and one-half inches wide and three-quarters of au inch thick, joined together by wooden spindles, one re volving within another. When the door is opened it is wound upon a spir al drum at the top and bottom, and all is inclosed within the door-casing. A three-foot door winds up in a roll seven inches in diameter. Speaking of Captain Wallace, who was killed at Wounded Knee, an old soldier says; "Many a man could have beeu better spared from the regular army thau Old Wallace, a term of en dearment, by the way; for he was not old. I well remember him around many a jolly caiuptire and many a weary march. He was one of those big-boned, big-hearted men who knew no guile and always had a kind word and a helping hand for every one. I think him one of the few men I ever met who had absolutely no enemies and yet, was a thot ugh man and a perfect soldier. H'i troopers adored J h'rr- ""7-r.-vlor i-Joved him and his superior officers had perfect confi dence in his courage and ability. The last time I saw him he was ia charge of the competition at the annual target shoot nt Ft, Leaven worth, some years ago. This unpleasant duly unpleas aut owing to the rivalry between men representing each one a differeut com pany nnd regiment Old Wallace dis charged with such fairness and effi ciency that not one grow l was heard, although some of tin; most celebrated growlers lu the army were there pre pared to raise their ready pi. THEIR HAIR TUKN3 GREEN. The fjneer Tran.ftirmil mi Worked Crrlnln Orr on Mevada Miner. hf The patrons of n hotel in San Fran cisco, much frequented by farmer and tnitiers, were considerably startled one afternoon recently when a tall individ ual nitti bright green hair, whiskers and eyebrows walked up to the desk and calmly registered as Charles. W. Long, from Ward. Ner. The clerk, used to almost any kind of strange visitors, stopped short in the middle of a sentence intended as an answer lo aa Inquiring guest who wanted to know when the 9 o'clock train for the north would leave, and with a puzzled look eyed the verdant arrival. The loungers around the lobby were attracted one by one, and gazed with wonderment at the green haired stranger, who. unconscious of the sensation he created, quietly asked to be shown to a room. A reporter ventured shortly afterward to inter view Mr. Long, determined to find out what business a man with such a queer colored hirsute appendage had outside a dime museum, and received the fol . lowing explanation from the emerald- hued individual's own lips: I "I have for some time been working In the Martin White mine at Ward. ! Ner.. and what appears strange to you ' Is a common sight where I came from. I We have lots of green-haired people .there. Every shade of green, from the darkest bottle color to the brightest grass-green. is represented In the men's hulr at that mine. The reason for it is j connected with the ore. The latter is j base, and it is necessary to roast the j whole of It. During the roasting pro ' cess no disagreeable fumes are obserr , able, yet the hair, the beards and the eyebrows of the men engaged about the works are soon dyed a bright and permanent green. "In scores of Nevada mines ores of various kinds are smelted and roasted, but at none of them is either the hair or beard of the workmen changed from its naturat hue. "It is said there is less arsenic in tbe ore of the Martin White than in that of many other mines. Oid smelters say arsenic has no such effect on the hair, and all declare that the green color imparted to it is due to the pres ence of some unknown and mysterious mineral or metal. "White, light or sandy beard and bair take a grass green, whereas black or dark brown hair is dyed a deep bottle-greeu. The bair is not injured by tbe color, and retains its original strength and stiffness." This is the manner in which Mr. Long explained bis extraordinary ap- oearance. He will remain here for some time, and even if be escapes the ever-vigilant agents for dime museums and is not hired as a freak for one of tbese establishments, be will certainly create a sensation on tbe public streets every time he ventures out for a walk. Sa Francisco Chronicle. Mr. Elsseldorf and the Water Pipe. "Hans, dot Vater bipe giffs no vater alretty, und you vos etter sent oop dot blumber to vix id vooce more." This remark was addressed to a high ly respected German citizen as he sat in froot of bis cosey grate. He receiv ed the announcement with evident dis favor. Vot! Dot vater pipe agaiof I vas shoost congratulatin' meiuself dot pe ice ragon comes no more, nnd dot new hat vos paid for, und dot Christmas vas a long rays ahead, find now ron off dose blumbers! Mein gracious. Gretch en, I got no money for blumbers. I vixes id myself. Joe!" adressing his ten-year-old'son. "vere vos dot leak?" Then Joe proceeded to explain tbat tbe leak was under the house, where the stout frame of his worthy ancestor could hardly go. "Nefler mind, neffer mind. Yon gets me some pipe aud a monkey wrench and I save dot bl umber's bill. So the next day Jokey got the pipe and tbe monkey wrench, and bis father, having divested himsolf of all surplus garments, entered the bole, pulling the pipe after him. It was a tight squeeze, and after lying on his back to conven ience his position, be proceeded to dis cover the leak. "Very little water was now coming from it. as he bad taken the precaution to turn off the tap. He hadn't turned it quite tight enough and veiled: "1' urn off de water." All right, fader." replied Joe. Joe didn't know his right band from his left, nor the philosophy of screws, and turned it on. The old gentleman's mouth was un der the leak. He was wedged in. He sputtered and swore and swore and sputtered, but his wild yells to Joe were muffled by the sound of deluging water and Joe waa intent on a dog fight across the way. as he set on an empty nail keg and chewed gum. lie looked over his shoulder and saw the old man with a face of mud. spat tered red, shining angrily, creeping from the hole. His clothes clung limp ly to him and trickling streams mean dered down his neck. Joe apprehended danger and sped away at a pace that left his corpulent father far in the rear. As the boy sped out of sight Mr. Eisseldorf gathered himself with a supreme effort and sail ed the monkey wrench at the fleeing form.'crying: "Mine cracious, do you dink I vas a tarn duck?" From the. OU City Derrick. The Kitchen of tho Church. The mission chapel has become a kitchen where the church does its sloppy work. Hundreds and thou sands of churches iu this country gorgeously built and supported that even on bright and sunshiny days are half full of worshippers, and yet they are building mission chapels, because bv some exuressed or implied resmla- tion the great masses of the people are , kept out of the main audience room. Aow. 1 say that any place of worship which is appropriate for one class is appropriate for all classes. Let tbe rich and the poor meet together the Lord, the Maker of them all. Mind you, I say tbat missiou chapels are a necessity, the way churches are now conducted; but may God speed the time wheu they shall cease' to be a necessity. God will rise up and break down the gates of tbe churches that have kept back the masses. And woe be to those who stand in the way! They will be trampled underfoot by the vast populations making a stam pede for Heaven. T. De XVUt Tal mage, D. D., in The Ladies' Home Journal. A Luminous Fashion. Little kerosene lamps, made to fit in ordinary silver candlesticksare in de mand for rich men's tables. They are displacing candies because they sive I more light. dou'V set tire to the fancy shades, don't smoke or burn out quick - lj aud because they are the fashion. BOLAFfO COf'.XTI. Ooriwal Michael Kelly of the Indi ' dendenee was shot and kilhvlat Vaib-jo nnd Mwteratarm9 Amiereon of tho Alert was arrested on nusplplon, An derson waa maudlin drunk, Mr. Burkman of the preswd brick and terra ootta works was assaulted and badly beaten Feb. 25 by a dlfl charged employe named Urewster who waa arrested. Lightning struck the old BardM college building at Vacavllle Feb. 23 and made hole In the roof and the ceilings of two rooms. Poison in a Pipe. Few smokers fullj realize the dan ger of emoking new or im proper' j cured obacco. The medical staff of the Oerrran army discoYered this waa a fruitful source of throat disease. The Bubpistence department of Hie U. S. Army have adopted Seal of Nopth Carolina Plug Cat as the Bland ard Smoking Tobacco for the army. IJeware of Imitations. The genuine 'Seal of North Carolina1! costa yon no more han poisonous imitations. PACIFIC 8TATE8 Type-foundrY And Printers Warehouse, 408-11 Waottoctea St, OppomUPori Ofirm. The favorite Printers fiopply Hons of the Pacific Cofl.t. prompt, Square and Pro trmin. Stock complete, reru renting I he latest and beat of the Eastern Markrt. Type and Hole all on tbe Point System. So obao let tTleti. PACIFIC COAST AOXSTi FO Conner's V. 8. Type Foundry, New York. Barobart'a O. W.Type Potmdrr, Chicago. Benton. Waldo St Co'a 8e!-8pcing Type. Babcoca Cylinders, Colt's Armory fmp'd TJnl-ersal, Chandler and Price Gordon Prenes, Pceiieaa Preaaes and Catters, Economic Paper Cotter. 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