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About The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 15, 1890)
BIl. C. II. DUCKETT, ID EMM T I ST. U i Pica: Between G. T. Cotton and Peterson & Wallace. X.E.BAKOH, - - ORKGOST. J. K. WEATHERFORD, Attorney - at - Law. Office over First National Bank, ALBANY, - - OREGON. J. M. KEENE, D. D. S. Dental-:- Parlors. Office: Breyman Bros., Building, SALE M, OREGON. t?"Hours from 8 A. M. to 5 P. M. W. R. BIL,YEU, ATTO RN EY-AT-LAW, ALBANY, OREGON. il L McGLRUE, (Successor to C H. Harmon ) arkr : and : Hairdresser, LEBANON, OREGON. HAVING. HAIR CUTTING AND Vrf Shampooing iu the latest and best Style. (.ecial attention paid to dressing Lawns' hair. Your patronage respect fully solicited. 53. S. PIIiliSBORY, & - - 'jzL- V JEWELRY, BROWNSVILE, OREGON LEBANON Meat Market, ED. KELLEBERGER, Propr Trtsh Sc Salted Beef, Pork, 'Mutton, Sausage, Bologna, and Ham. Baeoo ard Card Uuays or) f.ao4 Main Street, Lebanon, Or. STOP AND READ! Smooth Shave and Nice H air-Cut. Shampooing and Spanish Lus ter Cures the Scalp of Dandruff. HOT AND COLD.BATHS Gentlemen land Ladies may Indulge in the Lnxnry. Next Door to Peterson fc Wallace's Real Estate oflice. I. R. BORUM, Prop'r. LEABAXON - - - OREGON. Tfanyftr gays fie Tins t1i W. r Donnas Shoes wtikout nsim and price lUmiil tiie bottom, pot him down a a Itaai. tfaw5& ,W.vrtsai3saV V. L. DOUGLAS $3 SHOE GENTLEMEN. Best in tfce world. Cxamine ?.M (iKNTINK HASD-SKfl KD SHOE. 4,00 HANOJiLWKU WM,T SHOK. l'OMCE AND F4RMEKS KHOE, '2.50 FVTKA VAI.I'K AW MiOfc. a.a5 WOKKINGMAN'S SHOK. teii.tK) and tl.?5 hll 3' SCHOOL SHOES. AU iiiade ia &oDfrrea, Iiutuu and Ljwc 17. L. DOUGLAS S3 SHOE lafdTes. liest Material. Best Stylo. Beat Fitting;. it nut snid bv -pour dealer, write W. I"IO0GLAS. BROCKTON, MASft Examine W. L. Doug-las $2 Shoe or Gentlemen and Ladies." fur Hate by C. C. UACKLE3IA.1T. Mir" ?ii 4 - yii I ',fit ar-': '-f?' ' ' f t ' 'r MUCH THE NEWEST, NOBBIEST AND LARGEST STOCK OF L In the County, is now to be ALBANY, EWhen you want to "dress up," and make you through MERCHANT TAILORING A SPECIALTY. Mr. E. A. Scheffler, is an expert, arid has charge of thia de partment. Wo guarantee satisfaction. BEARD Druggists & -DEALERS IN- PURE DRUGS AND MEDICINES PAINTS, OIL, GLASS AND . STATIONERY, - Fine Perfumery, Brushes and Combs, dears and FANCY TOILET ARTICLES. ' Prescriptions Accurately Compounded. MAIN STREET - - - - - LEABANON, OREGON E. J. M C AUSTLAND, CIVIL' ENGINEER SURVEYOR. Draughting and Blue Prints. Office with Oregon Land Co., Albany. Sewerage System and Water Supplies a Specialty. Estates Subdivided. Maps made or copied on short notice. THE YAQUIIIA ROUTE. ORE (JON PACIFIC EAILKOAD. Oregoi MetoEisst Ccmpaiy's Steamship Line 225 Shorter, 20 Hours Less Time Than by any other Route. FIRST-CLASS THROUGH PASSENGER AND FREIGHT LINE From Portland and all points in the Willamette Valley to and from Sau Francisco, Cal. OREGON PACIFIC RAILROAD. TIME SCEDCLE, (Except Sundays.) I.v Altiany 1:00 p. m. Mr Corvallis 1:40 p. m. Ar Yaqniua 5:30 p. ra. Mr Lv Ar Yaqniua 6:45 a.m. Corvallis 10:55 a m Albany 11:10 a.m. O. & C trains connect at Albanj and Corvallis. The above trains connect at Yaquina with the Oresron Development Company's line of Steam ships between Yaquina and San Francisco. S&IUXG DATES. Steamer WTLXAMETTE VALLEY will sail: From Yaqniua July 36th, August 6tn, August 16th, Augnst 2f;th. From San Francisco August 1st, August nth, August list, August Sist. Rememrf.r the Oreeon Pacific Popolar Sum raer Excrasioss. Low Kate Tickets are now on tale from all S" alley Points to Yaqnina and return. This company reserves the right to change sail ing dates without notice. Passengers from Portland and all tVillamett valley points can make close connection with the Tains of the Yaquina route at Albany or Corval lis, and if destined to San Francisco should ar range to arrive at Yaquina the evening before the date of sailing. . Passenger and Freight Always the Lowest. Rates "For particulars apply to C. H HASWELL, C. C. HOOVE, Cei l Ft Sc Pass. Agt. Oregon Devel'pm'nt Co 304 Montgomery St. San Francisco, Cal. Act'g Gen. F. & I'. Agt. O. P. K. K. K. Co., Corvallis, Oregon. NORTH BOUND. Leave Corvallis Monday, Wednesday, Friday, 6 a.m. Leave Albany 9:30 a. ra. Arrive Salem, Monday, Wednesday, Friday, 3 Lm. Leave Salem, Tuesday, Thursday, Satur y, 8 a. m. Arrive Portland, Tuesday, Thnrsday, Saturday, 3:30 p.m. SOTTH BOUND Leave Portland Monday, Wednesday," Friday 6 a. m. Arrive Salem. Mondav, Wednesday ,Friday,7:i5 p. m. Leave Salem, Tuesday, Thursday, Satur day, 6a. 01. Leave Albany, 1 30 p m. Arrive Corvallis Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday, 3:30 p. m. J. L. COWAN. J. M. RALSTON. Bank of Lebanon, LEBANON, OREGON. Transacts a General Banting Bnsiness. ACCOUNTS KEPT SUBJECT CHECK. TO Exchange sold on New York San Francisco, Portland and Albany, Oregon. Collections made 011 favorable terms. G.T. COTTON, ': DEALER IN : Grcceries ens Provisions. TOBACCO and CIGARS, SMOKERS' ARTICLES. Foreign and Domestic Tmits, Confectionery, Qneensware and Glassware, Lamps and Lamp Fixtures. 1 Pays Cash for Egss. Main Street, Lebanon, Oregon. ilHIG Seen on the Counters of OREGON. we would be glad to show the right price. & HOLT, Apothecaries, CRADLE SONG. They spread their sails and sped away. O'er seas of dark line bluo: And brought the best from many tan da, My liitl one, for you. Soft silks to wrap thy dainty limbs; Sea corals, white and red; Rare perfumes, strings of suinine pearls. And down to line thy bed. The sailor's babe has b air of gold. That falls In silken curls: Between his parted coral lips Are rows of seedling pearls; And when the fierce storm dragons blow Their trumpet blasts of glee. Bis mother folds him closer yet, A-elecping on her knee. On. hnsh thee, bush tape, baby minal What if tbe night bs dark ? The same eye watches lorinjly Babe s bed and sailor's bark ; And be who in his mighty band Doth hold the land and sea, Bath care for both his little ooe The sailor's babe and thee. Yankee Blada OBJECTS OF EATING. How the Body Uuia.a Its Supplies of Warmth and Strength. We eat for warmth and strength; hence almost ail articles of food have both these elements; have carbon to warm, and nitrosren to strengthen, to give power to work. Butter, sugar and oils are almost all carbon. Meats, flesh of all kinds abound In nitrogen. Food which has most nitrogon is most "nu tritions." Butter has 63 per cent, of carbon .nd no nitrogen: an egg has no carbon and SO per cent, of nitrogen. Milk contains two parts of warmth and una of strength. Bread contains one part of nitrogen and eight of carbon. It is thus seen that in reference to eating, carbon which is charcoal fuel and warmth are one and the same thing; while nitrogen which is in effect saltpetre gives flesh or mflscle, which are one and the same thing in substance with strength. It is seen that most ar ticles of food have more carbon or warmth than nitrogen or strength, ghowing that it takes more to keep na warm than to keep us strong. A seden tary person requires, in round num bers, about one pound of food a day, while a hard-working roan requires two pounds; thus two pounds of food gives out power enough as steam in an engine gives out power to raise a man of average weight eleven miles high. But calling the two pounds 5,000 grains, only 800 grains of it are nitrogen, the remainder carbon; that is, sixteen times more of warmth is required than of strength-producing food. One practical result is, that as the world becomes more thickly popu lated, the necessity increases of econo mizing food; of adapting it to various needs of the sex. occupation and season. Persons living indoors should not eat more than half as much as those who work hard. Less warming food should be eaten in hot weather than in cold. If we eat an excess of warming food in hot weather we have to work it out the system at a great expenditure of strength; and until it is worked off we feel fuli and feverish and oppressed; on the other hand, in winter we require an additional quantity of warming food, hence our instincts lead us to eat heartily of pork and buckwheat cakes and butter and molasses, which are al most purely carbon. In warm weather we need" cooling food and F-rovidence sends us in profusion the fruits and ber ries and the green things, which have no carbon at all; and while our appetite for them is ravenous, the very idea of fatty food is nauseating. Christian at Work. . Made Wealthy by a Whipping. John James Mago, a millionaire who lives nine months of the year in Paris, is the hero of a curious story. It is related of him that fifteen years ago he was British vice consul at San Jose, Guate mala, and a poor man. One day a native commandant, who was running the port, ordered that he be given 100 lashes for some fancied insult. The vice consul was lashed accordingly. Later the Brit ish government stepped in and ordered that,dago be paid $o00 for every lash. Guatemala was glad enough to pay the money, which made the vice consul a comparatively rich man. Having more ready money than any one else in the country, President Barrios entered into partnership with him. Mago became a large coffee planter and dealer and also was given exclusive franchises for build - ing docks in the ports, out of which he made a great deal of money. His fortune is now estimated at $5,000,000. New York World. A Novi woman doesn't claim to be connected with the English aristocra cy, but just the same she was born ou the same day that ushered Queen Vic toria into the world, she was married im the same day that the queen and T: 11, i . J J 1 a . BLAIN v-i7 V ' 7 ,l;Tly a hard working-man " - caild was born on the same day that u Albert Edward assumed an entity. II MAitKSMKN IN THE ARMY. THE DISCIPLINE THAT MAKES OUR SOLDIERS EXPERTS. The Country Has Not a Larwe Military Force, but the Boys la Blue Are Remark able for Their Facility In Handling the Rifle Bow They Are Taught and Trained. The United States has a very extensive territory, yet it has the smallest regular army of any civilized power of nearly equal territorial extent. Still, with American ideas and policy, the gallant little force seems amply sufficient to guard the country. I'oace U so much the policy of our nation that even the mall army finds little to do. The great Indian tribes have been corralled within their reservations, and the life of the United Statea soldier is now narrowed down to the stereotyped military coda Weary with the some old ceremonies from year to year, practiced until the regular tactics are- absolutely perfect, they have developed the principal gar rison duty, target shooting, Into a science of remarkable accuracy. Tbe pleasure of the practice and the spirit of emula tion aroused combine to make them the most skilled marksmen in the world. THE BEAT TBS WORLD. The rifle used is the ordinary Spring field service pattern, a breech loader, carrying seventy grains of powder and 500 grains of lead, common service sights that never get out of order. Our little army may be deficient In many ways, but in the matter of rifle shooting to hit and with the object of hitting to kill (the busi jess In which the soldi x is presumed to be particularly efdeient), it certainly stids first In the world. Another great advantage, al though not a pleasant one, has been con tinuous and almost everlasting stations on the remote frontier. Surrounded witb large and small game, what wonder that men, whose business it is to kill, always seized every opportunity for hunting? To be perfectly fair, our marksmen are so far in advance of the best European soldiers, that, so far as execution is con cerned, the latter would have no show whatever when pitted against our own regulars, European armies, though armed with a longer range gun, yet lack practice and accuracy. They are trained to volley shooting in stead of individual aim, and the result is that fully half of the men fire at random into the air. Uncle Sam's man has to depend upon himself. European nations nurse their dislike of each other and their military training partakes of it. They pay more attention to hatching up new schemes to hurt each other than hitting the bull's eye. Tliey are able to pierce, times without number, a target in the shape of an effigy of a French soldier, but would miss at every shot an Ameri can target Neither the French, Ger mans, Belgians nor Russians have the skill of the Americans in sighting their guns or in handling their pieces. Routine duty on the frontier is about as follows: The soldier gets (13 per month straight pay, rations, clothing, and a certain allowance which is paid him on the date of his discharge; an in crease for each year's service or re-enlistment; additional remuneration if pro moted corporal, sergeant or artificer; extra pay if worked as a carpenter, plasterer or mechanic, and lots f other perquisites too small to mention. Guard duty is the hardest in the service, and to this the soldier is eligible about one day in six. SOLDIER LIFE. Three roll calls a day, reveille, retreat and tattoo(if a cavalryman, stables twice a day); drills Mondays or Fridays, dress parade every evening, and target prac tice whenever weather permits. Each company in the service is provided with a pair of breech loading shotguns, a cer tain annual allowance of powder, shot, wad and shell, and these are open to everybody for hunting purposes when not employed on other duty. The soldier can then amuse himself knocking over jack rabbits, bagging sage hens and prai rie chickens, and missing as many ducks and wild geese as he wants to. Tours of detached service are merely picnics. Large game of some kind can almost always be found, and what better sport .could any one ask? There is one undeniable fact about a five years' term in the United States army. All sorts of material are caught for soldiers; the beer drinking Teuton, the bull dog English man, the fun loving Irishman, the igno rant darky, and, in fact, men of all na tionalities and all climes. They come to us as bright as meteors and as verdant as cucumbers; but no matter how green and unsophisticated the recruit may be when he joins, he has developed into a line marksman when he leaves the army, and with decidedly more sense than he was enlisted with. The bump of fun is exceedingly large in the average soldier of the line. Gen erally, as remarked, they are young men in the prime of manhood, of fine physique and perfect in every way (else they would not have been accepted by the re cruiting officer), who look upon the term of enlistment as a sort of lark, and pro pose to get as much amusement and fun out of the five years as possible. Aston ishing as it may seem, yet it is neverthe less true that it is no easy matter to en list in the United States army. Nineteen out of twenty applicants are rejected for cause, and the twentieth man must be up to the mark, or he is liable to travel the road of his nineteen predecessors. After enlistment expires a majority of the discharged soldiers, who originally came from some of the states back east, never return to their former homes. Civilization, with all its drawbacks, has loet its charms for them, and so they stick to thi west and grow up with the country. Long service and extensive scouting over the plains have cured them of city life and a struggle for existence. They either take up land claims some where, buy farms from the railroads or drift to ranching or stock raising. Many of them prefer cowboy life, which a term of service in the army, saddle and scout ing work especially equips them for. Kew York Star. Biddy Creates m Sensation. A short time ago a family living oa State street extension hired a green servant She was told by her mistress to wash the second-story windows. She had seen the way in which that labor was performed by the neighboring serv ants, and was all right as far a,i washing the outside of the windows was con cerned. When that part of the job had been finished, it occurred to her that the proper thing was to wash the inside in the same way. What was the sur prise and edification of the passers by ttA tt nair ftf frnnapmi at xr nrfinnfiAna1 j nether limbs, clad in brilliantly striped j hosiery, dangling from the outside of the windoow, with the owner blissfully unconscious of the sensation she was creating. The lady of the house saw the crowd collecting and went out to see what was the matter. Looking up ward the queer spectacle met her gaze. Shocked and horrified she rushed ia doors and called the domestio to the lower household regions. Bridgeport (Conn.) Farmer. -Sometimes a man is a hard-working n a n enil vVatt A a w SAMaflmAa Va 4 m wuioumt, uv M MAMMA'S Little cherub. A New end Illchly Kdlfrlnc Version ot Kuu In the 1'liotoeraph fiallerr. Fond Mamma (to her first-born, two years old)-Won't mamma's 'lttle cherub tell nor Untie Will about having her 'ttle picture taken to-day? Mamma's Cherub (energetically) Goo-er-er pict-er-goo-boot Fond Mamma Doesn't she tell it straight the dear itt,e girlie? She's her own mamma's birdio! Uncle WillWas she good? Fond Mamma She was just as good as gold. Wasn't 'oo, angel, dear? Tell Untie Will how dood you were. The Baby Goo-goo-or-boo! Fond Mamma Can't she talk distinct ly? Why, I can understand her as well as I can you. Uncle Will You were always a smart girl, Annie. Fond Mamma Now you are making fun of me I know you are; and baby was just as good as she could be, so she was. Uncle Will As good as she could be! That isn't saying much. Did Bhe cry. Fond Mamma Oh, well, she cried just a little; but then she was o cute. After I had her all fixed up and she looked as sweet as a peach the man told her to look at the hole in the camera, you know and watch for the little bird to come out. Uncle Will Well, she sat still and looked, did she? . Fond Mamma Oh, no; she just tod dled over to the instrument to see if there really was a bird there. Wasn't it cunning? Babv, tell 'oor Untie Will about tbe "tttle birdie bird. The Baby No birdie! Boo-hoo. Fond Mamma(delighted) That's just the way she did at the photographer'sl Wasn't It cunning. Uncle Will Very! Then what? Fond Mamma Oh, then I comforted her, and gave her some candy, and got ber fixed up again, and she sat just as still until the man had every thing ready to pull tbe slide or push it, whichever it is and then she cried for more candy, and we had to begin all over again. Wasn't it cunning? Baby, tell Untie Will about it Baby Ooo-er-er-tandy! Fond Mamma Isn't that sweet? Uncle Will Well, did you get the picture taken after all. Fond Mamma Of course! But we mar have to go again. The operator thought it was a good negative, but we can tell better after he sends us a proof. I ex pect a proof will come to-morrow, and I know it'll be just too sweet for any thing. Uncle Will Was It taken by the in stantaneous process? Fond Mamma Oh, no; it took us over three hours; but baby was just at good as she could be. Win. 11. Si v iter, in Judge. THE NEIGHBORLY WOMAN. One ot Her Lana-affVrlnff Victims Says She Must Uo. What shall be done with the Woman Next Door who borrows our servants? This neighborly person, with a turn for economy, does not keep a domestic Why should she do so? If she has oc casion to go out shopping in the morn ing, she simply orders the parcels sent to the next door neighbor's address, and holds herself free for calling in the aft ernoon. The servant next door answers the delivery boy's ring and takes in the goods. When tbe Woman Next Door returns the neighbor's servant answers the door-bell and hands out the goods with a springing step and a heart grateful to Providence for the many opportunities of usefulness placed with in her reach. The butcher boy is in structed to leave the steak next doer. Tbe baker leaves the bread next door. The grocer leaves the kitchen supplies next door. The Woman .Next Door has occasion to go down town and leaves Instruction next door to take in her husband until her return. The Woman Next Door poet down tbwn again and leaves tbe baby next door until she gets back. Tbe Woman Next Door instructs her callers to wait next door in case she Is out. And one day the neighbor's servant coldly notifies the mistress that she intends to leave at the end of the month, and she tells other people that she has grown weary of doing the work of two families for one wage, and that she was in hourly fear that the Woman Next Door would invite her in to wash her baby and help with the dishes or have the soiled clothes sent over on washing days. The Woman Next Door hears with re gret that the servant next door has es caped, but her step does not falter nor her heart soften; she goes mercilessly upon her way, and the neighbor engages two servants, one for herself and one for the Woman Next Door, or moves, or dies, and the Woman Xext Door orders crape tor the funeral, and has the par cel delivered at the house of mourning. The Woman JSext Door must go. To ronto Globe. No Eating with the Knife. A well known Chicagoan recently spent a Sunday in the insane asylum at Kankakee. lie went there to see one of the patients, and he took dinner with him, occupying a seat at one of the tables set apart for "mild cases." During the progress of the meal a pa tient at another table arose, carefully deposited his napkin at the side of his plate, and, walking over to the next table, caught another patient with a powerful uppercut under the ear. "There!" he cried, "that'll teach you better than to eat with your knife." In a moment more the aggressor was seized by alert attendants and hurried away to his own room. It was ex plained that this was his one hallucina tion. He became wild whenever he saw a man eating with his knife. On his way back on the train the Chicago visitor thought what an awful task this poor fellow would have if he were allowed to eat in certain local restau rants and hotels, where at least half of the guests are known in the vernacu lar as "sword swallowers." Chicago Herald. Points About the Hair Brash. There is another consideration in con nection with the use of the hair brush, which, though it may scarcely need men tion, should not be overlooked. The brush should be kept clean. It gives one a shudder to see the brushes and combs that are sometimes supplied at places of public resort. No one should ever think of using a public hair bru.sh any more than a public tooth brush, un less it becomes a matter of absolute ne cessity; hut the fact remains that the in dividual article requires to be properly cared for, else it becon.es an instrument of danger rather than a delight. If the case is not very aggravated the bristles may be washed in lukewarm water, to which a few drops of ammonia can be added. This will clear away the accumulated dust and dirt as by magic. The bristles can be rinsed in pure water and allowed to dry in an airy place; the brush should not be exposed to the sun, nor should the hack of it be wet at any time. Soda and soap soften the bristles, and if the back of the brush be of ivory it will turn yellow by their application. For general use it is better economy tc bny a cheap brush, and, after using it for a reasonable time, throw it into the fire and start afresh. Good Honsekeep- lny, ANOtllXK Uttl'CUIST SPEAKS. March 24, 1890, Manufacturer of the Great Sierra Kid ney and Liver Cure. Gentlemen: I notice a great Increase in the tales of your remedy, and judge that by the repeated calls for It (hat it gives entire and complete satlsf. cion to 'he parties lining It. It i the best telling Kidney and Liver Cure that I handle In stock. Re -ipeHfuIly yours, John Wm. Salter, 2415 Blikslon ktreet, corner of Twenty-first. San Francisco, Cal. At the Baee Oentlcinan Hiiort (who ha not yet lusde H, his mind, Krimlr) He who hel tatcn, they say, U InM. bunted Hport Yen; but, if he kee on hesitating long enough, his money Isn't. TAKKCAKE! THERE IS DANGEK til allowing inactivity of the kldneyn to (trow through tn-rle L The deadly shoals of Krlght'f dlM-aoe and diabetes will wreck the goodly bark of health If It U allowed to drift rtidderlemnpon them. 'I he Madder, too, If Inactive and judi cious medication does not speedily direct the helm tow ard the ort of safety, will be whelmed !y the qnickKancI of disease. In selecting a diu retic let 5 our choice fall nKn Hostetter's Stom ach Bitters, which stimulates the renal organ without Irritating and exciting them, two ettects to ! aptirehended from theuumedieated stimuli largely rowirted to. These have a tendency to react prejudicially. The Hitters Invigorate the kidm ys and bladder. In common w ith the nerves and the dlge'tive organs, and so atlv.rd lasting aid. It also atfords dual assistance in prevent ing and curing Intermltteu'. and rcmltteut fever. Biliousness, constipation lad rheumatism It also subjugates. How loth tho little busy bee improve the passing Hours In gathering np the sweets of life And dodging all the sours. AN ELEGANT PACKAGE OP PINr CARDS. Including 15 rare novelties, shapes anr artistic imported oleographie and chro matic cards. This large and beautiful col lection sent by mail to any one who will do this: Buy a box of the genuine Dr. C. Mc Lane's Celebrated Liver Fills from any drucrgist, price 25 rent, and mail an the outside wrapper with your address, plain ly written, and 4 cents In stamps. The genuine McLene's Pills are prepared only by Fleming Bros., Pittsburgh, Pa., ana have been in constant use for over sixty years. Thry are siirior to all others in onrity and effectiveness. A certain cure for indication and sick headache. Ad dreHs, Fleming Bros.. PlttbburRh, Pa. ott t it costs money to live." Why don t yon die theuT" " Ixx-tors and undertakers are too blamed expensive." TMI'TOMS K CONSl.MPTIOS. William J. Sharpi.es, Fokt O :am, Morris CorsTv. X. J., write-: ''My business is tint of sharpening mine drill-, and I ant much expared to smoke and ga. Ah ut three 5 eir ago I beKn to have a bad cough, with consider able indigestion and pains in my cheL My physician t-'ld tne I bad symptoms of consumption. By the advj e f my father, an old friend of ItRASURiTH's Pills, I om meuced lining lhat valuable remedy. By the time I h in got through the serond box I began to pass a very disagreeable humor or pus. I b-irn to improve very rapidly after tit's, and grew stronger and b-tler every da -. My nigh in now well. I sleep well at nisht, and have no more ind'ges- If Adam had been born in these days he wonld hsvc siitsllvided the Harden of Eden and put the 1 t np at auction. Coruns 'Brotm's Bronchial Troches' are a sure remedy for coughs and sore ihroat. cents a box. Ca.tles in the air do not bring in any rent, but they come high. What Boys Talk About. Have you ever overheard the con versation of a number of small boys who, tiring of "peel away" and "sting goal," have seated themselves upon a curbstone to cool off! It is a study. They invariably talk of their respect ive fathers, and the evident desire of each is to place his own particular pa ternal parent upon the highest pinna cle. "5Iy father knows more than yours," says one boy to another, "cause he's a newspaper man he writes for the paper." The other boy snilTs contemptuously and says: "Huh! he don't write any, he gets ad vertisements, mats wual my pa says." Then the first boy gets back with: "Maybe he does, hut he geta free tickets to the theatre, just the same." This is usually a crusher, 83 boys do not usually see anything above free theatre tickets. A third boy boasts that his pa is on the board of trade and that he has often aecompan ied him there, while a fourth boy's pa is in a railroad office and can ride without paying. So the youngsters go on, while their fathers hustle for them, and the "old gents" would all feel proud if they knew what enthusi astic curbstone champions they had. Chicago Herald. Interrupted Memory. From an article entitled "A Study of Consciousness, by Professor II. S. Wood, in The Century, we quote as follows: "During the centennial ex hibition a biar, burly Scotchman was brought to the hospital unconscious from sunstroke. I plunged him into a mass of slush and water and piled great ui:isscs of ice about his head. As he gradually struggled back to con sciousness, his first sensation was that he was packed away in an ice box and doomed. When he came more fully to himself his first inquiry was, 'Who amir I said, 'Who are youf' This he could not answer. For four days that man lay in the hospital, appar ently perfectly rational, wonderiug who he was. During all this time his friends were searching, and had de tectives looking for him all through Philadelphia. At last his recollection came back, and he was able to give Uta name." 1 Am So Hungry Says Nearly Everyone After Taking A Few Doses of lood's Sarsaparilla EEECHAHI S PILLS cure SICK HEADACHE 25 Cents a Box. OP ALL DRUGQISTS. No; I believe he There has never been anything discov ered that will equal Dobbins' Electri. 8oap tor all household uses, it makes pafntlook like brwand clothes as wAtie as snow. Our washwoman say a it is a pleasure to use it. Ask your groc -r for it. The happy medium the one who has not been exposed. COSfgUMPTION BIRKLT Cf BED. Toths Editos: Plcare Inform yoar reader that I bave a positive remedy for the above named d if ease. By Its timely use thousands of hopeless case have been permanently cured. 1 shall be glad to send two bottles of my remedy free to any of your readers who have consump tion If they will send me their express and post oflice address. Respectfully, T. A. SLOCDM, M. C, 181 Pearl street, New York. tll'BK CCKK FOB FIXBIi. Hare care for blind, bleedlne and Itching Piles. One box has cared the worst case of ten years' standing. No one need suffe, ten minutes after asing Kirk's German Pile Ointment It absorbs tumors, allays the itching, acu as a poultice, gives relief. Dr. Kirk's German Pile Ointment Is prepared only for Pises sod Itching of tbe private parts, and nothing else. Every box Is warcantea , Sold bv Draggists and sent bv mail on reeelnt of price. I LOU vet box. J. J. Mack A Co.. Whole sale Agents, San Francisco. What you achieve Is due to pluck. But a friend's success Is always " luck." RIPTCKE AND FILES CtBED. We positively cure rupture and all rectal dis eases without pains or detention from tftisiness. No cure, no pay: and no pay until cured. Ad dress lor pamphlet ir. Porterneld A Lr sjv, S.S Market street, S-an Francisco. Tbt Gkkmea for breakfast. Beware of imitations of the celebrated Seal at North Carolina Ping Cot Tobacco. OIVIS ENJOYS Both the method and results when Syrup of Figs ia taken: it is pleasant auu rciresumg to i ne taste, ana acts fently jet prompt! on the Kidneys, aver and Bowels, cleanses the sys tem enectuallr, dispels colds, head tches and feverg and cares habita.il constipation permanently. For sale in ouc ana e i bottles bj all druggists. CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. 8A FRAMCISCO. CU LOUISVILLE. T. HEW r0Jt .r. t ears BlBonsnaas. etek Headache. Oonsttpatlea, Jaaiarta. User Complaints, take the sale aa certsia remedy. SMITH'S BILE BEANS rsatte SMALL S1Z(M Rttte besas to tbe se sMk. They are tbe Boat eoavenlest: sals all sees. Price of liberals. 3 easts per bottle. HISS IMC Ti T0: ITHJtorsvarsv KiaOIIIU paaelsisaattfcls picture tar semis teospers et stasspst. w , r smith a co, . ' Makers et Bile Baa pa, - Bv Loots. Ma. Washington -:- College. A boarding and day School for YOUNG MEN AND BOYS. TACOMA, WASHINGTON. Most HgXTHni. Location is the Cocktbt. 150,000 ENDOWMENT. Terms for boarders, 300 per year. For catalogue address D. P. PCLFORD, A. M., Tacoma. Wash. FOR r.lEn ONLY! For LOSTerTnXLXSO KASSOCDl eeaeral sad K EiVOCa TmU.U-, Wetkaeu of Bodr ant) Knttt Eifseta lof Error cr Excesses ia Older ,Ssmrir. BoeMMt. llsHOOD folly Bcfttorv!. How t nlirtt ansi fitiiMisu II U E, 1 3i DKTE Uit D tl Et. &XS fa BT9 OF fcODY. Ahmmtmftf fft.tl.t9 HOIS TBsUTMK.VT BisMtti tw a day. Ita toftify INtB U fU(M aa4 Farraja Caaatrir. Wrt tststaW f Book. rxfiiaHatiaai atxi ro-r miir '? rrta, iVRl& MEDICAL CO., BUFFALO, M. Va STEINWAY KBAfficau nan Tit. 1 BKACH.Gehisr. Rosy Bash PIsjHXsBnrietttJrmna. BaoA Instramsnss Lstrgeet stock ot Sheet Mtwie and Books. Reads Bonlied at iusn PtImm. V A TTSl r a m nai iu, sub fees uueot. oaa LADIES, Send Stamp for Our Pamphlets. We have something new which will save you trouble. KIRK WOOD HARD RUBBER COMPANY, Cor. Market A Jones Sts.. 4th Ajor, room 191, SAN FRANCISCO. Price, to. Lady Agents Wanted. OH! MY HEART! Well, try Dr. Rogers' Heart Tonic; as a heart remedy it has no equal. Nuts single case where it has been tried and hss not given relief. You may be neediug it just nof and scarcely be aware of it. Ass blood cleanser and purifier it stands at the head of the list. Redington A Co., wholesale seeuts, price tl. For sale by Smith's faisti Kteie,4l8 Irani St., S. K., (al., snd sll dealers in medicine. Send for trial bottle and testimonials. CHICHESTER'S ENGLISH PENNYROYAL PILLS ntD C ROSS DIAMOrlD IRAMB, (tar iM aiwmjM rentable LeUtM, k Dnutrit tor Itmmemd sVata. 1 ask ImuKim tor JXSKm4 Smri. la res, swisnie sax, sled wna ba , nbSca. Take re otk- r. all Dill, la swMsanl bavss. pink wrappers, aro luimn wmmmtwrfwHrn. Send Sa. (,tn: ;, f.-r parrtoalmra, tmiaMOials aas KrlleT IW Lastea," a, lur. ar raasn Ball. Hwmrn Pawtr. TK A Daril flSms.wrakratrs.sa 1UQ DCOl ljycwruGr. Send for Catalogue. Wiley B. Allen & Co. General Agents, al 1 1st St.. Portland. Or. N. P. N. V. Mo. 34ir S. F. N. U. Xo. 42o " l)id he stand for office?" had to lie to get it." l mm 3 t rK" m -a. used for cleaj-iind purposes - - COrrnitMT What would you give for a Friend wlio would take lialf your hard work off your shoulder and do it without a murmur? What would you give to find an assistant iti your housework that would keep your floors and walls clean, and your kitchen bright, and yet never grow ugh over the matter of hard work ? Sapolio is Just such a friend and can be bought at all grocers y CURES PERMANENTLY SPRAIWSajrurSTRAiriS. Athlete Pruiae tt Highly. 6T8 Minna SU,fean Krancixeo, tai Way S, 1W7. Home tvme eio, while a number of tne Olympic Athletic Club, I sprained ray knee severely and suiiered hsrrmy, bat was speedily and completely cured by St JmcjIw Oil. JOHN tiAtsBCTT. Jumped from Engine. 609 8. 1'tti et.. Ornalia, NH., eept. 22, 1SS8. strained my ankle very badly. 1 used canes for weeks. St. Jacobs Oil completely enrtd me, . - li. JtOLDEK. - T Tmrc;;i ts n lA!.rR. IKE CHARLES A. V0GELER CO.. Baltioier, Mi. AND MORPHINE Hi BIT cupd. Trial free. Conflden tlslly address INDIANA MINERAL SPRINGS CO., Box 13. La Pavtt. Lsd. Diamond Drill Work. The Pacific Prospecting to.&sl with Diamond Core Drill for oil, mineral or wa ter. Holes bored for ventilation or drainasre. Agents for Diamond Drill Machinery and eop pliea. f "orrespondence solicited. SI 3 swa aome Street, han Kranclseo. 404 Kw ttery wt., fcwn fr'rasnciace. Highest market price paid for Hides, Pe.lf and Tallow. PENSIONS OLD CLAIMS SETTLED under new Law Soldiers, Widows, Parents, send for blank ap plications and Information. Patrick 0'FarrI!, Pension Agent. Washington, D. C. DR. UEBIG'S TV ONDERFUL. a feral:? 1 To Prove its Wonderful Power and i-jperir:ir, A SI llottio will be girea or Kent i res on application, per aooaliy or by letter. ETery one knosrs that Erown-Sequard Veritable l.iixir of Life was a failure, and thst Dr. Lb-birs Iarig. orator is tbe original and only genuine Vital Elixir. TH BCABOX TH(!"8ATS CA!COT CSIET CTTOB of Chronic, Frirals. Special CMkplaitti. Serfm Debilur. L o atlural Wate. Loss ot M' T o4 M,,itiwl. !. er. Liui. ft!fcter, Ki4o7 maA Btaf Trottbfe-, Inpurisitv ef lK Bleed. Pliable, Sore awl fer Skin IHisw , Ulf to a ompiieaxto cmll. d prwtstocrti iss Wi4h fljln null wfciea acquires peial tX'.sn. " t. PS. LIEEIU S IS V li.'BTOg jto. 1 S.OVwl. -U,1 mi , fcr ftfeer diatrMW umeomfttexUA with rro-(M-,rrb. . 1 crs rraoiiiSosv r rice of Ibvirmir, f -' ; tui wt f a twufcs, t'0: fcxtr-ne kntUts, calf pries. ftkt t ana ttr. PB. LIt.sIO 4 t'U. W atari; a quanrr sf a etstary tare Bnfeie a sr. ihr wt rirst. wt Hew. Vi sjt, b -r.r a Saced, perfifL'f)uKiffhlr wrA , rwvot tAmi in a tern ar; tevnrur-.3.turJtr tmbnl; efcsnpi-, a,o4c.. raliui. a Frre. t- il or t!r... 4DSCwf Wmtan mraxec CAUTION.: sThnirss KUkkria arr- m Ssaret- ' stNssF ao4 isikHifttl a 0rr mr ea- s-raruVax. gwsV smfr's-iwtT can- f r 9 r ScTir la rr4kkvi 10,000 AGENTS WAHTED AT CMCS Giving- a fall and complete eeeotmt of t&e eaaspgracy, saurderllsroTerTof die bodv, arrecaorooef-s la-joett-the trial and verdict. Ttao listlMaase lee Unn. a i i Oaelarge t2mo. fohmieof about &dS paaaa, prieo oT Si.se. OCTFTTS low XK1DY. Sead. ax once. JS eenia tor an outfit: Brstcome. first served. Tbiaiatfckecluuieact Toor bf e-tlme : big eommlaalona. Addraaa. LatsA a AAak rutS I ,aw-letsassasisrsss,rslaats,ta. JHT SM0KEJ Will Kate rvo other yobacco Who orxce tries SEUj OF JiOKTji CAJiOhmjk Plug Cut jKIs is the secret of its Immense sale. DOBBINS' .pi rf.Tf.in n r Til n Dnnl tTn !, tns i tic ucdi rauiiiv ouap in IheJWorld. Dobbins' Electric Soap Ss cheaper for too to ose, if yon f'tflow HirrHion. than any other soaps wonld be if pirn to yon. for by Ms use efolAes are tavetl. Clothes cost n.-orc than soap. Don't yon imm to sore money, clothes, time, labor, fuel, and heal' h ? All these can be saved if yon will fry Dobbins Electric Soap. We say " fry," knowing If yon try it once, yon will always sse it." Hare youj grocer order it, H. M. OISSELL & CO. 219 Front St., San Francisco. Cau CENERAL AGENTS..". 170K CHEAP IRRIGATED 1A1 or HOMES on the beaotifal prairies of Texas address FaaKK Lkbch, "The" Lead Agent, San Angelo, Texas. - PENSIONS! Ne,,!w Applr to MII.O B. STEPHENS 4 CO., AttomeTS, 1419 F street. Washington, D. C." Branch offices Cleveland, Detroit, Chicago. .. IK I ""r" B obtaine . i S a I Saw IS I derate. Information and advi e FKEK J. K I.nTCLL, . pp. Patent Office, Wa-hington. D. C. iMentkm ihi papery. BISHOP SCOTT ACADEMY. k Boarding tod Day School for Boys. The thirteenth year under present Principal begins September , wao. Grated conrse of stndv; instruction thorough ; discipline strict. Military instruction under eh-rge of V. S. Arm ' officer detail, d for that purpose. No bad boys admitted. Over200 pupils last year. Parly application necessary. For circular and lull information a idresa the Principal, JT. W. HILL, M D., P. O. Drawer 17. Portland, Or. WM. H. BROWN, Pres. ALBKKT KOWEIX,Ss. PRtSS THE BUTTOS IT IKXTSI eaasf IS m httra www Soar steadr. Iv l, Mfer tkaa Miches. It i. aIwaja twwif. K ' 1 Uata a bfeiBM. Il I. SM.f mmm At. wwpwrmACw si.tra... 1, 1, tli sise aw iMf. el a w.wa ww. sbsissi If Omtftt Cwmplf. (Mm $7.00. -Mm IrjUvMV ' " a-saB ' JjT? (J IIfftol Orueraaae CO V ' L hamuli. ' T. BaasilssaoaBia mAwwt y : WtrLfp j Heine wviltt i P w$k lwis g rOURDEN byusmgSAPOU O- is rxsoltd cake oFscourintSsoaii'