The Lebanon express., February 14, 1890, Image 7

1T1IDAY, J-KnntJAUY 21, 13SM.
LANOM BATH HOUSE,
i. 11. ijoKi'M, rnorniEToit.
Kui'K'lii f haw !j(.T latent Htyle hulr
cuti. h-"mmp lolitr Spanish Lurdcr
t a I'fd Ui.'.e.il; i.f dandruff. Lebanon.
LOCAL AND' GENERAL
We received our through mail Tnw-;
The Ut job work Is done by the
How to t lb" ti!'iri,p luiiiiinutoti
mun for ol'.iee,
One "f t wo ciw-j c' la grippe arc re
plied thw week.
Il'-v. Ln.wti prwdmd In the C. P.
Church kt Sunday.
lU-v. iNew will prench r.t the C. P.
Church nest .-.km day.
Kiss Minnie Gihnn, of Titllmtn, wits
fw,aewk;d,b4!er Wednesday.
Mi s OHle Va.-i: In very ill. vidih
little or ) hauge i:i her condition.
Jacob CatHie bought a house and lot
in K.l:'l'j;.irb 1:' addition this vtvk.
Pi-v., Vyii fVw, t-f Ji-nVrHOt:, x-tlietr.-t.-J
:U tb-l.i:.f..'u-tvsrly i ..tingkist
F.nlnsi-k pric , m-w "'"'ifi and t-k'm-!.ird
t-'aiabw;: t:lh;!;c?.;..n:;-.'ri!. Mi l
Cm i Ti.-y t'.fii ;::; .-..!' C. ii. 32-xita-tugtie.
. The Marco's; tr;n:p ha .layed tn ft
f !! hoi,-
tiiiB vr.A- t!w
ln:i ci-Uijiiiiiwnl eaa .c tusu.
yo.'.d company.
At u reeert ineeUag of tl? rtovc
. tuunyltui prkvs W i';' trlnitiwd,
biitthos-e who wl.di to Ltsy a ne
Mow. -iivt have the b-.ndi'. ofull prices
Until raarehlVtU. K: ',-aN iU.os.
J f your creditors d not hunt you up
ft.k ihvr.i out y urvit rnd rdieve the
f.ht money i.u.'ki t ly paying your
JIUiet.ilU and getting uwut-y circula
tion. ,-''.v;;ii hroi. ne-.rd w;;ut you nv;
t.:C!U.
o'X ii. of Vac firm f.f (r:coii
Ji! j;;, v a-1 in Jy,:bMun ti.i ve.-k. He
f '. :-t -ht t ti.xt 2io:id.;,V t-.i j'l'M,:Ui'e
jiineMm-ry for t!:. .j-r mill. Y.'ork
will be U-t'uu.oa tbv usU! ia
thirty d.ti.
' Time irf iJ h.:i;"-r of pneumonia
f li'.nr:.-) :ui ;lt!.i"U ofl;i t;r!ppo when
I'hmberkiaV L'vai'M Ii!-i:;e'.y w taken
ts iir '.'eied tor a uevere cold tnd ci-r? i
t:d;en t uvoid e::pw.are. 11 sty cent
(botti't. fi r ball! by M. A. i'lli-T.
I l)r. Conkiia lectured til tbe ' li.
. 'tiie'u tw nigi.w this week. lh
fiibj-H-t '.van "The. U n 1 -t tribes of It
tuA." Although u .voting man, the
Dr. pow1 rich fund of kuovt .v ti
in
Itiri c!iu:i fn !d !' research.
..r ye
hhn."
K:v. (k M. Ilank'iter, pastor of Hie
JI. II. Claii-elt, S"uUi, of Albany, will
jirv'aeh iit the C. 1. t'i.uich lo-iaoiTow
ovetiin atT:". )u'eb-ek. lie wilt
preach on Sunday morula;? and even
ing raid siil piubal.ly e..aUuue tte
the meeting iernjine llrne.
tVaulyJud;;;-!). 11. X. lllaekbnm
Wiw in Jiobtiaoii Tuesday. Hecauieto
lo.fk utoisreaiiaty bril;:.! nnd to laal.e
till iiffesHary npaiii. Ho vveut from
thin place to JJrowiwville, to examine
the wreck of the Cnhipooia bridge id
that point.' "
U. v. J. It. Kirk palrick, k W. Cobb
tvud 11. Y. Klriiriali'iek l.-ft fcr .Seat'.U:
ThuiMlay iiioruin;?. iXiriii,'; tho
idltor's nbsenee the ol'ib-e will be iu
ehtirge of !.!ie "devil." To itvuid meet
ind hih nl:inic majesty, baud the
money in at the window and get your
receipt from the foreman.
Jiar room in Portland. Faiter Col.
Bluebeard. "Bar keep Homo Bourbon
BtraVht,; pleumi." , liar la-ep, who In
homewluit ,nl-nt winded, mistakes
order, and illling gla.vj wilh Portland
water,-ucta before the Col., who, raiiii;j
jrlasH to hU mouth, drinks the cuitent.s,
thrown down a dime, turiis from tho
bur, xeats blnmelf for a comfortable,
real. Thirty minutes later. Col. J.5.
again hpproiu-hes the bar. "Jkir Keep,
give me another of those new-fangled
' drinks, eaiue tw the last.
Georg"! Haltuiarsh, a former reablent
of Lebanon, wliileeHOortlng hb wife on
the Htrwta of Albany this week, tired a
piwtol hot at her, lntlieting a blight
wound In the neek, and then shot
liimwlf In the head. HaltmiiiHh, it is
' mdd, eotnplained of hU wife'n Infideli
ty to him, and attachment for another
nian. Lueerated ufleetiouH cause many
heartburnings in oelcty,aud a ih eften
the case aro followed by fatal coiifso
quences. Ballmnibh, it Is thought will
uot rooovcr.
MIW8 ITti'.tS.
0. A. II. supper and sociable to-morrow
Evening.
IVnioniiM'r the supper on Saturday
evening, Fehr.ary 2a.
Oorgo Saltnmrsh, who Attempted
sulcldo nt Albany, died at 8:.'W A. M.
yofh-rday.
Lev. (i. W. (iibonev was i ii town
yesterday. Ho returned to Oregon
Cily this morning.
W. 11. Kirk, president of tho Eagle
Vi'oolen Mills of Brownsville, called
on us Thursday
One price und caH at the new cash
i-tore, but everything wld cheap and
.b.-bvered to any part of tho city.
iU-mcmbcr the 0. A. It. and W. Jl.
C, fcupjHr to-morrow evening. It
promi.-eMtnbeasucce.i in every par
ticular, and.evcry one should be euro
i.nd attend.
iv not boy any eastern trutih when
you can gettbo:e!)!eiHliJ Duekii'hntiJ
& Ileeht gooU at Montague' Maui
trtotli etora and also at J:is One Price
CUh i'lore.
The W. 11 C. will give a supper fi.r
the bail tblit (Friday) evening. The
U.A.Vw und W. Ik C. Vvill given
saipper to-morrow evenit:g, the l'jeet
to rua e moucy to seeiue a nag ;or in.;
ordew.
On Tia-Htlay evening P.-na Man-ill's
tha.nauc co!in.anv idaye.l at Vni u
ikd! thsJ well known uiaaoi, iku-t
Lyune, wi:h Misb lima MaisclU as
l4'.,,l. f: ho b one of the brigliest t-tars
on the cast.
We acknowledge a pleasant call from
Dr. Cluiss, i f Aliiany. The doe.tor
brought along heme eastern friends
with n vk-w to I'icat'.ng them- Ti'pe
the f-al lotuto agents will succeed in
si H:i:g tb.'K? new ctitaew lioniea. Doc
tor, why nut invest yourself?
Our council did a via) thing in
electing M. A. Miller to tho Mayoralty
made vacant by the resignation of D.
AndrewH. Tlw fact that Milton was
(ioi f' d unanimously show i that the
1 w-U have confidence in uiHt'jcecutive
ubiiity, and loyalty to th? be.-t inior
ests if tkw town, ("nder the preyent
Vadmiius'.ration.tke dtiz-.T.g of Lcbaiicu
mav confidently cii-.ct a piovpeioim
vei;r.
MIT A frk MURRAY, M. D.,
Fvair.i'J Sp-.iilUL H.w p-actleed on
the P-.eir.e Coact f-.r tiiu p art twenty
Jive yearn. A life t-'r.'ie devoted to the
study of female troubled, their causes
n.yA fiirs. I have tVous-iiid of testi
moiikd of peiDjatietit cure from the
lest peopl.? on thin coast. A positive
guar-iuiw to pcrinsnciitiy cmv any cam'
of female wtakiicss, i:o matter low
long bian ling or what the utage may
be. Cliar'a nesonabie and within
the rerch d' all. lr the Oenefit of the
very poor of my sex who arc siiitcring
from anv of the great muliiiuds of ail-
mei'ts that l.Ii rw in the train of that
terrible disease known female weak
ness r.nd wlu are not id le to pay for
treatment, I will treat free of charge.
ConMil'.r.tion by mail, five, Allcontv
pondciiee. stnclly confidenti,-.!. Jdedi
cii'.es packed, boxed and sent ty ex
ni with ehargest pr?-oai 1 for
"home" treatment, with spec! tie direc
tions for ue. 1 f you are wutlering from
nny female trouble, periodically orcoa
utantly, Address,
Ox-V.mpia S. Mri:!UY, M. IX,
Jlsiti'oi'tland, Oregon
VAL'JAELE AlioTR.EFVl. INFOR
MATION. To ( over up gren.se q o,. Carefuily
uncork ah ink bottle am!, in'cro.ing
the room, drop the bottle on the e;:ael
ft that you dropped toe greaye; tun
ink will eiieetually cover up the?;moo
gpot, which will never again be
noticed.
Extreme thirst. Many people are
troubled at time with extreme thirst.
This complaint can be ea.dly cured by
"taking a drink" of clear cold water.
To make hens lay two eggs a'day
(thiii U a very valuable receipt and
originally sold for something less than
$500). Procure two hiring hens,'
To cure toothache. This is cer
tainly a very painful and annoying
complaint, but can. bo effectually pro
vented by wearing false teeth.
How to put up a stovepipe withmt
soiling your handling your temper,
and using cross words. Get. some
other fellow to do the job.
To prevent hot water from burning
or blistering the hands. It often oc
curs that people are seriously scalded
from hot water; this can be easily
prevented by allowing the water to
cool before using.
The above receipts were not clipped
from the Scientific American.
Occasional.
A rORTXANT) 11ARBEK.
Tho following, from tho pen of ono
of our correspdudcntu, tella liow the
Portland barbers work a sucker:
"Cup. A- in an old timer, and if
not a "forty ninor" has been on this
const many years. He has experienc
ed all the vicissitudes of early days;
He has trapped "grizzly bar," fought
Indiana, been interested in extensive
mining speculations,and is, to pay the
b ast of it, decidedly not a tenderfoot.
Cap. ban "bucKod the tiger," and in
early days haa lost and. won a fortune
at a sitting. During the last Mechan
ic's Instituto ho visited Portland. It
was then that we met, and he inform
ed ine that he had struck a game that
he could not beat. Fail the Captain :
"Pard, I have knocked about this
eoa.st many years and during that
time have been tackled by confidence
men, bogus dust men, three- card
montc men, and highwaymen. I have
etoJ them all off, but Pard, do you
see that ehop across tho street with a
big 1 j cents painted on the window?
That's the 'joint' that beats them all.
Let me whimper in your ear, its a
barber Ehop, and they have just
'worked me' in aboui twenty minutes
for f J 7". I don't mind the money,
but they are getting 'way ahead of the !
'Isuneo man, 'and he lnw my sympathy
for he ha-? to pay for hi deed;; occas
ionally. Tell you how it was. I er.w
j-'f.intel on the window in large letters
'aiming lo cents.' As I wanted a
shave I went ia and took a eer.t.
'khave, sir?' 'Yei.' And operations
c;!inmcn ed. The shave was quickly
au.l Weil done, but my hair, I vss
Informed, v. 3 'long and terribly un
even,' it mm;t be clipped. I thought
thy! queer as I had just the day before
had my hair cut, but submitted. The
clipping was finished and, cay, here 'a
a new racket. I was informed that
science demanded that my Jirdrshoul 1
be singed. Iexp03lulate.l; but in vain
and tho agony began. Tho outfit
for this operation h viry expensive
and elaborate and consisted of an Id
iron comb and a short piece of wax
taper. Some time vfs consumed
burning the e r.ds of perhaps a dozen
hairrf, vrl.i- h I was jnforj'ied wo;jd.
keep the natural oil in llitm. I was
about to lise from tho chair, but was
gently puth.ed back and iu the mot
cmjdialic manner foil it would never
do n go without a "sea foam.' Pard, 1
only had about a hundred dollars in
my porket and began to feel uneasy,
but thought I would stay with the
game, and so stood the 'sea foam'
cra;:e,a hot lie of hair tonic and a bottle
of face wash, and eventually shen we
came to settle the 'tonsorial artiot'
loosed deliberately at the big sign of
15 cents a shave' and figured up the
following items :
1 h'have
1 Hair cut
1 Singe
1 fc'ea foam
1 Shampoo
1 bottle hair tonic
1 " face wash
Tolal....'
? 2o
25
5
2."
'Jo
1 25
1 25
$3 75
"I settled the hill, but, Pard, when
you want a nhuve during fair time,
take a baeK tthop tor tlere's sonic fel
lows in thin towu wheats ancestors in
j ,U0!U).!c.rc;l through the
js!ro,.;s 0f J.usnlom, and ay, these
foliow8 w;,nt t;)(;. wrhl.'
A StXCHHi AVKKl'ED.
Two men met at the edge of a preci
pice. One said to the other: 'What
are you doing hero bothering me? I nm
going to drown myself; I um a wood
worker and am discontented going
to put an end to my career by jumping
from this bluff. What are you doing
here hot tiering me?" "I am going to
do the same thing, for I am a black
smith and am disgusted with the
people; they are bothering me to
death. 1 can't make them happy by
doing their work satisfactorily or any
otlu r way. Unlets I can get the help
of some good wood worker I must
surely jump from the cliff." "Don't,
brother, for I will quell the storm,
liraee up now, and we will do better
than ever." 80 they went to work
w ith a will. Look at the result there
wus never a more economical piece of
work put on the field than the ".Com
mon Bcnso Harbin Harrow," put up
lip Joseph Harbin, lied Front Shop,
Lebanon, Oregou.
First-cluss work at IleClure's barber
shop.
TTIrlnrnnn hnQ
Not tho genuine '-.Russian
.... "V
f y
fill the demand with tho beat good;;, either Eastern or West
ern, made.
Everything in the Shoe- lino frcm
Is Cheapest to tie
IN
THIS LINE HAS BEEN
ING BUSINESS, AND
Tn TV K!OA -?rvi
11 1 iCd J. i'Uii.
BOOT AND SHOE LINE
Come and eee us. Next to the Bank.
C. C. MACKLEMAN, ..
Lebanon.
We have opened a New Store
IN
Peebler &
T T T
And wish to announce to the poor !o of
Lebar.onon hndvicliiitv that
WE HAVE COME TO STAY. '
Give us your support, for wa intend to
stay among you. We have a good and
fresh stock of
GROCERIES
iJCH
Canned Goods of all Kinds, Confections,
TOBACCO & CIGARS, CROCKERY, ETC., ETC.,
In fact, everything that can
be found in a first-class
Grocery StorE.
A First-Glass Line of Gent's Furnishisgs.
We-iSell Only First-Class Goods.
I'EICESS MOST REASONABLE.
Produce taken
Goods.
Give us
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FAKMS WANTED TO SELL.
E. G. Benrdsley,
SlIOADALKIN ST., - AIXANY, O.UCOOX.
Farms and City Property for sale.
Correspondence solicited.
P. (). Box 341.
Mouey To Loan.
Money to loan at a low rate rnte 4
interest, on good farm property in
Linn Comity, or on best city property
In Albany. Apply t Blackburn and
Wright, Albany, Oregou.
ont flip un 11 !
grippe, but' the Grip on Lit
Boot and Shoe business of
the city. How did he get it?
Wo will tell you how: by
keeping the best goods at tho
right pricea. Now there is
no one who can dispute! it
successfully but what such
fjoodij as the W. L. Douglas
lines for Men and Roys,
Hough t& Ford's Ladie's Finn
Shoos, and William Iloyt
C'o'Si for Children, is the
best in the United States.
Wo realize the fact there
are a great many Boots and
Slices used in this vicinity,
and we are fully prepared to
Best. Our Salss Durin
ii!
(L J)
THE BEST SINCE START
WE - EXPECT TO BEAT
Ju l xuniv -ij.1
AVVTM1VM IV '
Oregon.
ANON '
Rtttt r 'o At t .Qv a 7xY
In exchange for
a c;
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secure
NOTICE PCR PUBLICATION.
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On' pr.ivisleimol Hie net ol'( 'ennn'KS in' Juao.l,
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of T'iirti(ii'..!.eiHaiiy of Mu1tneinali.tiilr of Orrt'Oil,
tui. llii;. iii;y li:ti in lliia cllli'c lilB'Mveni ninn
input No. I.'C, for tl iiiitI'.:imi of lols 1 uinl i;ifl
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lirfon' I lie RcfMlT IU.mI Rl'l't'tVlT ol'tllis ollll'O i!
O'vtMii cKy, Oivgoi), oa I'riilny, tho Jith ilny 1,1 1'
Aj.ril,
11c iianii" s vviiiH's'. John F. Jylinon. Role
ci't Fin Hy und Willtiim ll.ickalwy, of I'urtlm a,
Oivvo.i, i.al I.. L. Ynu-k, of Twoiuu, WnsliiiiKli'ci.
Any nml H vooihih dlnliiiln nilvcot ly the
li. rtt!-i I vw ri I 'mad nr K-ijtMktwl to Ilk' Uilr
t liitin n tlihtUlicvoaor bcimo mild llthdiiy of
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