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About The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 13, 1889)
4 PULLMAN ADVENTURES. k Bleeping Car Conductor Routt On of ilia Comteal Experience. , I have seen Quito a number of stories In print as to the adventures of old fashioned individuals riding In sleeping tars tot the. first! time, and I expect every conductor on tho road could nar- . . . .. 1 1 ......... ntrkiat nnmL UIIUi 11 null UIUIW ,," w v..... ' cal experience of the kind that I re member, happened in 18S8. I was run ning on tho 'Frisco road, and at Pcirce City a gentleman put his father on the oar, aud telling mo it was the old fol low first railroad trip, as well aa his Brat experience in a sleeper, asked me to take good car of him and aeo him safely to 8t Louis. The old gentleman was very talkative, told mo ho lived away off the road and hadn't left home any distance in his life. His son was well fixed and had insisted on sending him to 8t. Louis to see some relatives there. Every time we stopped he hunt ed me up and asked whether he had to got off, and when we left Sprlngueld I persuaded him to go to hed. He had a tower berth and settled down very com fortably after extracting from myself and the portei solemn promises that ho should not 1m? allowed to oversleep himself. At about mid night a drummer, who had exgaged the upper above the old Missourian, de cided to turn in. By some mischance he woke the latter, and then the fun commenced. The old man caught the young one by the leg, and shouting "murder" commenced to strugg' Both rolled on the floor, the drummer coming down very heavily, with his assailant on top. There was iaos and pande monium in no time. The old fellow was an excellent wrestler and it took three of ua to liberate the bewildered drum mer, who fortunately had too much sense "to insist on having revenge. Hut nothing we could Ray could convince the infuriated farmer that thero had been no improperdesigns on his pocket book. At last under threats of arrest he promised to let the "assassin" alone.but tie insisted on dressing, and at the next stop he disappeared in the darkness. I .learnt afterwards that he took tiie train .home the next day, and I doubt whether :he will ever try to reach St. Louis again. St. Louis Globe-Democrat HOW TO USE MONEY. Every Wasted Dollar U a New Link in the Chain of Bondage. The highest value of money is not its value exchangeable for luxuries for houses, equipage, art, service, and so forth. It is chiefly prized for the power which it gives o er others for the old potency, marked so long ago, which makes 'the borrower servant to the lender. But its highest value is to free the borrower from bondage to the 'lender. The highest value of money is in ita power to purchase personal liberty and independence. There are other ways in which men gain emancipation from personal servitude to other men, but they are open to but few. A man who has exceptionally fine talents in literature, art or applied science of any kind may be a free man; but the great mass must purchase themselves with money. By this we do not mean free dom from dependence upon our fellow men. No man can escape that, and it is one of the most beneficent ot trie mnu amental laws of nature that it can not be done. Mutual dependence isessential to the development of all the finer vir tues. But we do mean personal servitude, the necessity of obeying an individual master. Ordinarily this may not be in itself a hardship; but emergen'-ies do come, and come not in frequently, when this servitude involves the saciiiice of sacred rights and man hoodoften the sacrifice of conscience. Lack of knowledge of the highest value of money leads to a very general sacri fice of its lxsst use to inferior uses. Peo ple buy luxuries better houses, living, etc., not knowing that they are selling their liberties for present gratifications. Ever- young man ought to start out with this one main object in life in view, to win his freedom. It is an in spiring struggle, and one in which the high motive will lift him over many hardships. lie may win it as a scholar win it by the highest possible develop ment of his mental and moral powers-J-by any thing that gives him superiority in any kind of work- But in lieu of special talents, money will do it. Every wasted dollar is a new link in the chain of bondage. Interior. Told to IMckena uy Longfellow. To Wllkie Collins from New York, under date of January 12, 18(58, Mr. Dickens writes: "Being at Boston last tiunday I took it into my head to go over the medical school and survey the holes and corners in which that extraordinary murder was done by Webster. There was the furnace and all the grim spouts and sinks and chemical appliances and whatnot. At dinner afterward Long fellow told me a terrific story, lie dined with Webster within a year of the mur der, one of a party of ten or twelve. As . they sat at their wine Webster suddenly ordered the lights turned out and a bowl of some burning material to be placed on the table, that the guests might see how ghostly it made them look. As each man stared at tho rest in the weird light all were horror-stricken to see Webster, wilharope round hi neck, holding it up over the bowl, with his head jerked on one side and his tongue lolled out, representing a man being hanged." Philadelphia Ilecord. , A curious accident which happened recently in Paris points out a possible danger in 'the wearing of combs and bracelets of celluloid. A little girl sat down befurc the fire place to prepare her lessuiH. Her hair was kept back b:: a tHiuu-uiroitt oou, Ji ouiluiola. uui head was bont forward to the fire this became warm, and suddenly burst into flames. The child's hair was partly burned off, and the skin of the head so Injured that several months after, though the burn was healed, tho cica trix formed a white pstoh on which no hair would grow. The burning point of celluloid is about 180 degrees, and the oomh worn by the girl had attained that heat as it was hold before tho fire. CRABSARMSAfltr" CEUS. their lwir of Voluntary Amputation Ki iil!timl llr an Old flentleutan. A funny-looking old gentleman, with a blue cotton umbrella under his arm and goggles to match, stopped at a Washington fish stand yesterday after noon and attentively examined a lot of healthy crabs, evidently just out of the water, which were scrambling about in a shallow box with the crackling noise peculiar to this interesting crustacean under such circumstances. Selecting i for nartlcular notice the blsrgest of them all, the aged person deliberately begun to tickle it with his toreunger nau on the second joint of the left large claw, taking care at tho same time to avoid being seized by tho rather formiuanie uippors. This he continued for a few seconds, when tho olaw suddonly dropped off and the animal scrambled away for a short distance, out of reach, while the old gentle- man i?oollv nicked ud the aban doned member and put it in his pocket. Then he stonned around to the other side of the box and began to tickle the same crab just as before on the otuor claw; presently that foil off likewise and was promptly pocketed. It . looked as though the old gentleman was going to repeat the operation on others of the crabs, but ho was cut short at this point by the unexpected appearance of the fish man from behind tho door. "What yer doing?" the latter in quired. Without exhibiting tho slightest dis composure or embarrassment the aged stranger waved a polite greeting to the proprietor with his umbrella and put himself in the attitudo of learned ditj irse, evidently rendered instinctive by scholastic habit. "My worthy friend," he said, I have just been performing an experiment of the utmost interest, illustrative of a curious physical function which, so far as science is aware, is possessed oy trie crab alone among animals. If your own leg Is injtired so badly as to render amputation necessary the operation must be performed with a saw and knives. Likewise with any other living creature surgery must bo resorted to for getting rid of the limb. 1 hocraD is tne solitary exception to this rule. If it concludes that for any reason, a leg or arm is no more desirable, it simply cuts off the member by a single effort of its own and ffocs awav without it. Cateh a crab by the claw, and, as quickly as it perceives that it is not likely to escape otherwise, it will exert the simple act of volition necessary, and dropping the imprisoned limb, goes off rejoicing." "Huh!" said the fisherman. "Yes, my good man," went on tho old gentleman. "And, furthermore, this act of voluntary amputation may lie caused by simply scratching or tickling the claw. The crab is doubtless annoyeu by it, and being a creature naturally subject to fits of ill temper, the limb is angrily dropped. Theamputation.which is truly such and not a mere disartieula lation of the joint, may also lie induced by the application of an electric current. That the crab's power to accomplish this curious feat depends npon the central nervous system is proved by tho fact that when the crustacean is rendereu in sensible by an anesthetic or the nervous system injured the act of amputation can not be performed. I am very fond of crabs' leors mvself. Thev are deli cious eating." "Tndeed."renHed the fish man. "And so, you shad-bellied old beat, you come around to my stand and tickle my crabs for a supper! Two or three of my cus tomers have complained lately that tho crabs thev boucrht of me had lost their big claws. I suppose you have been do- intr this thinff rieht alone." "Prav. be calm." interrupted the old gentleman, with a deprecatory wave of thfi hi lie-cotton umbrella. "Your speak ing in this impolite manner makes me fear that vou have no regard for science nor interest in tho wonders ol physloi ntrv. It is worth remembering, how ever, that the crab has another great advantage over other animals it can renew the legs and arms it loses by growing others, altnougn tne iresn ones never get to be as large as the orig inals." 'Well. I'd have vou know, mv bloom ing old fossil, that I don't keep crabs on mv stand lonir enoutrh for them to grow new arms and legs in tho plaee of the ones you steal; and if I ever eaten you hanging about here again I''l hand you over to the police." And the old gentleman, without ven turing a response, shuttled off, muttering to himself the while and fumbling with the two crab legs he had secreted in his pocket. Washington Star. A Valuable l'alr of llreeclie. The owner of a very valuable pair of trousers was lately advertised for in tho French papers by the honest finder of the same who allowed the individual to whom they belonged fifteen days in which to come forward. Af tor this delay he stated he would consider him self justified in profiting by this strange windfall, which, as ho was in poor cir cumstances and about to be married, would bo very seiviceablo to him. n tho Plaee de la Concorde, Paris, ho aw one evening a dark object on the ffround. which lie first took to be a Hoping UU(. OU lUnpilUUOU. howovor, he discovered his mistake ana ptoked up the garmont then in his pos session. He took the trousers with him on board a boat which he owned, and on passing them in review noticed that the buttons Seemed different from ordinary ones. Prompted by curiosity he undid the eloth that covered thorn and found, in stead of wooden molds, gold pieces. Carrying his Investigations further ht. oame across some bank notes stitched Into tho waistband with other papors of value. Chum hers' Journal. Mr. Mason "We's kirn t' git mar- rl'd." Rev. Mr. Dixon "Why, ham! how yo'gwlno t' support a wife?" Mr. Mason "We's gwlne inter d laundry bli." Mr. Dixon "Yo' calnt wash!" Mr. Mason "No, sah: hut I's gwine t' funnlsh d' s'iled clothes." Judge. A St. Paul jury, during a week's sit ting on a recont ease, ran up a bill ot fcJ7 for Turkish baths and 135 for shav ing, shampooing and halrcuttlng, whiot bill of $T3 was presented to ttie county jommissioners for payment ANGLO-INDIAN HOUSEKEEPERS. Trials Put Upon tlie Meninalilb by lie HnuMhil of Peculiar Natl Kervanta, The memsnhib's housekeeping re solves iuclf much into n close scrutiny of accounts ami watching of supplies. Tina id piihv siiicn she ilix-n not feed her numberless servants, and orders her substance only through one. ne is the khansantah, the head butler, iiKiinllv a oerson tif croat nomnositv and spotless raiment, with a dignified capacity for robbing you of annas aud pice which would quulify him any where to represent a municipal ward. Especially when a visitor arrives noes the heart of the khnnsuiiiali rejoice . . i i 1. ' 1 : wiinm mm, lor men is ins giuriiiuuojj- portunity. Limes every day for the visitor s butht Hut the visiting menisit hib lias ordered it, according to the kliaiisnmnh. and you cannot very well ask her. The towels, even the sheets of the visitor's bed, disapjiear the day or l.nr ili.ivirtiiiwl The khunsumah looks sorrowful and deprecating, but thinks the visitors ayah must nave ueen an extremely dishonest person. And the unhappy visitor has probably had one lime for her bath during the entire length or her stay; ami tne toweis have brought two an nns apiece ut the bazar, which pot'8 into the secret wallet of the khunsaiiiah. Next in rank comes tho kitmutgar. whit hrin rrv tlm dishes from the kitchen, helps to wait at tables, but is an inferior person. A lavorite term of obloquy among Anglo Indians is "lie looks" like a kitmutgar," which is much worse thnn being compared to a khansanmh. The baburchi is the eiMtk. and he has a menial in the mus salchi, who washes the dishes. "Bear er" is a more or less general term, out when you call the Dearer among your household stalF you mean the man who trims the lamps and dusts. He will not sweep not ne i you must have a mater to sweep, who is of very low casta indeed. Tl.o n villi is the mcmsahib s maid. and she cannot pet on vvithoui one. Th ilurwun is the pute keener, who sits all day long beside the door to at tend to cullers and messengers, unu does nothing else. Decide these the sahib must have a syce groom lor each horse. No svee will take double pay and attend to two horses that is nnt the Arvmi wav. And if there is a garden there must be a umHee to take care or it. ami for the most mcniai work of the house there is a beestic or wutnrrurrier. whose numo is admira bly appropriate, and who skulksabout his business under the opproormm oi all the rest. The dhoby is the washerman, whose leccadilloesare interestingly "naife." Ie h.'m been known, for instance, to dismember certain garment of the sa hib and send them in separate legs, in order to show the proper number on his list and yet retain a shirt or" a handkerchief. Thero is tho dhurzie, too, who is a joy in India, and who comes and sits and sews all day on your veranda for fourponcol Very imitative, indeed, is the dhurzie, not to be trusted with anything, even to bodices and skirts, for which he has a pattern. Anglo-India tempers are short, and the khansamah knows their brevity better than anybody in the world. A favorito expression of abuse in con nection witn i' 3d-rrone mutton' per haps, is in extiing Hindustanee "8on of a pig!" which hurts the gen tle Hiridooa feelings as much as anything. But the gentle Hin doo usually replies conciliatorily in some term of deep respect and admiration; and certainly the uncon scious khunsamah got the best of it, who replied to this expression on the lips of his irate sahib, "Sir, you are my father and my mother 1" Garth Grafton in Montreal Star. UhiilbiI It for Dividend. A conductor on a southwestern road who failed to put a poor woman oil his train because she could not pav half fare for a sick child 5 years olu, was promptly discharged as soon as !, nll'.iip whs roiHirieri 'Tim Amount would have been only thirty-five cents anyway, but the company wanted n to make a dividend for the stockhold ers Detroit i fee Press. During a recont thundoPstorm naar Memphis, Tonn., a negro was severely kicked bv a vicious mule: and. lust as he was picking himself up, a stroke of lightning hit the mule and killed him dead on the spot. "Well, dar," -exclaimed tho negro, "of dis chilo haint got pow'ful frens to 'vongo his insults, den dor's no use trying to hah faith in anyt'jng!" . . emerald and Other Stone. That 'WIU 1IA PaNhloiialtle TliU Heaaon. Emeralds will bo more fashionable thor, they have been boloro in years, and while diamonds will, ot oourso, noia their customary plaoe at the head of all preelous stones, the goms from Hrall will be worn by the ultra-fashionablf throughout the season. The domand for emeralds even now surpasses that of any previous season, and tho price is gradually increasing. It will not surprise the dealers if it gets to bo on a par with 'diamonds. It 1b but slightly below that now and unless tho oraxo wears off or tli supply is Increased there is nothing to prevent its reaching hip h-wati'r mark before ttn holidays. Emeralds have been gaining populari ty for the past season or two, but not much notice was taken of them until last spring, when they became quite prominent at the affiuri-n rte nowte, Tho principal dealers in precious stones in tho city immediately put up ino prinn, and all summer the largest jewelers have been setting them in new designs nntlclnatlnir a hiir demand. As a result emeralds will bo found within two weeks In all sorts of settings both alone and In combination with rubles, diamonds and turqunls. . Hraz.ll furnishes almost all the first clas tnr ', -Phmign a Jew are found in Europe and the I'nited Ktates which do notcome up to the standard. Emeralds, with very few exceptions, have uaws in thorn. Perfectly pure stones are so rara that the general run are mquuut!y al luded to as flaw stones. Thousands of new designs in neck laces, brooches, bracelets, rings, pins and watches are being placod before the public, made to Include one or more emeralds. Tho general style for a neck lace or bracelet is to have the emeralds fairly large, with dozens of Hinall dia monds about them in ir.-i-gulur ulustors. A string of hearts about the size of a dime, of diamonds with a quarter-caret emerald in the center of each, is one of the latest caprices for a necklace or bracelet. The latter is made of fourteen hearts, and costs SHOO. Ktars are used in tho same manner, also various kinds of small flowers. For rings pearls are used to set off the i-merald, usually set crosswise or in some pretty design. ' Many of the emeralds have been cut in the shape of a crescent or a star, while other are finished in the same way diamonds art;, cut, instead of the old fashioned oblong shape. These are used mostly in bracelets, or necklaces designed to represent a rib bon tied in a how knot. Black pearls are also in great demand this fall, but their scarcity and price Will prevent Ilium ryer ui-i uuiiiin such as the present erase for emeralds, will prevent them ever becoming a rag There are comparatively very few black pearls in the l nited Htates, and It is always hard to buy a good one, even if the price paid diws seem enormous. They are found mostly in the lower part of the Oulf-of California, and are sent direct from there to Europe, to he pre pared for the retail dealers and then shipped back to this country. The turuuois will be used some in combination with oitlwr black or white pearls, aside from its usual popularity in connection with diamonds, mere are not many new designs, however, for it which do not include a pearl or an emerald. "Hubies, as diamonds, are always fashionable." said a gentlemen uptown who is considered Hn authority on such subjects, "and the price is considerably higher than it was a year, yes, three months ago. They are bought by people who do not change their jewels as they do the style of their bonnets, and will always bring a good market price. Next to diamonds and black pearls, they are considered the best investment that could be made in precious stones." N. Y. Mail and Express. Professor Oarrick Mallery, of Wash ington. hus been looking into the grounds tor the belief that the American Indians are the descendants of the lost tribes of Israel. He finds there are no reasonable pounds for such belief, although thore is a certain similarity of customs between the Indians and tho most ancient Israel ites. Hut the principal reason why, In the judgment of Professor Mallery, tho In dians cannot be descended from the lost tribes is that these tribes were never lost at all. but were scattered and absorbed in other peoples. The year of jubilee for tho horse is surely approaching. The western cities have long used the cable traction sys tem for street cars. Now eastern towns are taking it up. Baltimore will have her street cars pulled by a cablo by next July. A few months more will also see them In operation on Broadway. Now York. Now, if somebody will invent a motor to haul the huge wagons and trucks that convey, freight through city streets, a long step towards the per fect civilization will be accomplished. Thero is not room enough in city streets for mankind and horses too. A riwedish Idea. It is astonishing bow many valuable Mens and people have come to us from Sweden, From orto of the methods em ployed in the education of children thero. those who aro endeavoring to pro mote -manual training in "American schools might obtain useful hints. Tho system is called "Sloyd." It fa milio.rizos children with wood workino and the use of carpenter's tools. A child . is brought to a carpenter's bench. Tool are shown to him, and he is Instr , how to use them, Then a piece of, ' Is glvemto him, a pattern is laid bi; him, and he is told to mnkea wedgo. vi must be exactly of such a length an width. The cutting must all bo done with a knife. The child's mistakes are corrected, lie tries over and over again, and at last succeeds In making a wedge. Then some more difficult piece of carpen try work Is given to him, and he tries till he can make that properly. The finished pieces of work belong to the pupil. The object of the training is not to make a curpeiitcr of the child, but to educate his hand and eye. The method has worked like a charm in Sweden, So it has In America, In the few places where It has been tried. A new Rest Is given to tho school among pupils who detest It usually. All enjoy the work as if k were play. Tho exercise with plane and saw enlurgo the ohcsl aud strengthen the muscles. It is becoming clear that manual train ing must occupy a larger and larger place in our educational system as thus goes on. J Black Magic. Medlmvnl writers hud much to say alum black magic, and those who prac ticed It. in our time we have grown so wise that we have proved no such thing usists.orevcr did exist. Very good. What we are not afraid of is not apt to hurt us. Hut if there Is no such thing as bluok magic, what mnlign influence is it that enables a person like the woman Diss Debar, the so called "sjxxik priestess" to entangle victim after victim In her net. She harulxioy.led Luther Marsh, one of the ablest lawyers of Now York, out of thousands of dollars, by alleged spirit pictures. She deceived many others by pretending to produce the same kind of pictures ujion the stage, though the fraud was so palpuble that it made ona feel bad for humuu nature to think any body could Im taken In by it. The woman waa sent to Hlackwell's Islund prison for obtaining money under fulse pretenses Her career was fully exjiosed by ncwspuiiers throughout the country It would have been a reason able conclusion that Diss Debar wal irretrievably ruined. Was she? Not she. No sooner had she been released thun she went lo Wash- i , . , i i j Ington and laid her not for a rich widow there The sjxxik dixlge wus played suc cessfully Hy slate writing the rich widow was commanded to give Diss De bar u shelter. Next, the two went to Euro(x' together, D. D. claiming lo be the X'isecuted and cast olT wife of tho rich Mr. Luther Marsh. In London the widow was rescued from' tiie sKXk priestess while site yet had souio money . i i. ....... ? tut l, mm luiiiu iiiMiiu. TIiuh the priestess mukcaJicriiviiigV She is not handsome, Hhe is fat She I not eloquent or leurned. Nevertheles. , with her record fully exposed. whorevfV she giws she finds rich people who be come us hubies in her hands I lor case is not singular Most of our readers will recall instances in which, in some inex plicable way. unworthy and designing persons have wound themselves uround the best uud noblest of people, and made them do their will utterly. If this is not mesmerism, or black magic, or mmie Uiing of tlm' rmtiiro. what lo 13 A singular cireuinstuhce recently occurred at Hiddeford, Mo., which re minds one of the days when pooplo bar tered in beads and wampum. Two men, one a small, slender person and tho other of proportions in the neighborhood of lioo pounds, wore employed by one of tho women in that locality to dig a grave on her family lot. They workedrapidly, and ere they wore aware, the excavation was so largo and deep that tho fat man was unable to get out of tho hole. A machine was constructed, and after quite a struggle the big man was once moro on top. In payment for their services the woman a short time after gave each of tho two mnn five quarts of gray beans enough to keep them out of the ground for quite a while if it came to tho worst. A Wonderfully Made I'Uh. One of tho most wonderful of fishes is the one bearing tho name of chlusmodon niger, or tho groat awallower. The body is elongated, of nearly uniform thick ness most of tho length of the fish. Tho jaws aro very long and fitted with sharp teeth, some of which seem to he reversi ble. The manner of feeding is to grasp a fish by tho tall and proceed to climb over it with his jaws. As the captive is taken in, the stomach and integument stretch out; the distended belly appears as a great hag. The fish will swal low another one six or twelve times hiH own size. This rapacity proves his own de struction sometimes, as the gas formed in the process of digestion makes a bal loon of his stomach that brings the fish r, flirt until.,.,. Aa t.1 l...l.ll. 1 posed to be 1,500 feet below the surfae''--this is the only way ho came to he I traduced to the public through the th; specimens .now on exhibition in iijU-o5 urns. Pittsburgh Dispatch. H Ihij t uiwitys tho mnn who really catches tho most fish who is tho hero in tho eyos of his friends. Mor clmt 'I ravelin.