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About The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 11, 1889)
IT2 Lstaipi? Esprc TIUDAY, OCTOBER 11, 1.80. AVIIAT WOMAN CAN I0, Siie can may "no" in such ft low vit'e that it menus ''yea." Hie can do more in u minute Mum n man iun do in an hour, and do it Letter. ' ' .henui throw a Htone with a curvtv that, would he u fortune to a baseball pitcher, ' : ix of them can talk at one time iiml get along first-rate, und no two men can do tlmt. Sue can nharjeu a lend j-eneil if you give her plenty of time und plen ty of pencils. She can safely stick fifty pins in her rc -while -he is getting one under t'.if thumb nail.' She can appreciate a kins from her husband sevcuty-live years after the ceremony is performed. She can come to a conclusion with out the slightest trouble of reasoning on it, and no sane man can do that. She can dance all night in a pair of Mioes two sues too small fur her, mul enjoy every minute of the time. She can walk half the night with a colicky baby in her arms without nee expressing the desire of murder iiiir the infant lie is cool as a cucumber in half a !i).-.cu tight dresses and skirts, while a man will .sweat and fume und growl in one loose skirt.- She can talk as sweet aa peaches and cream to the women the hates, while two men would be punching each other's heads before they had exchanged ten words. She can go to church and afterward tell you what every woman in the congregation had on, and in some rare instance can give yon sonic faint idea of what the tost was. She can drive a man crazy for twenty-four hours, ami then bring him to paradi.se by tickling- him under the chin, end there does not live that mortal son of Adam' misery who can doit. Ex. EUECTKIC fOVER. Electric power now sends the rail road truiu at the rate of two n.iles a minute, says the Prcs, but the 'elect ri mu claims that it cfm und Boon will be run at the average speed of two hun dred nules per hour. Whew! Just think ol it, three and one-half miks a minute.! Tlfet is, take your seat in the -are and in a fraction less than six minutes yon uro in Albany or Salem; twenty-live minutes and you nre in the -iry of Portland. Leaving thin city at four-o'clock, oat your breakfast lu Kan Francisco and supper in New York. 'Well, bring on your electricity, anni hilate space and bring together the ut termost parts of the earth. At this ta-e of tfjwt'd the journey around the gloi. would require, actual traveling ,.isue, but live days und live hours; al luvium twenty minutes stoppage for each meal and three meals per day, would only add live more hours to the time. With this Hjm-d attained a man could live two or three hundred miles distent froiu hi place of business in the c'ty and still be an hour or an hour und a half fr;m iiis counting room. Lightning is to be the universal motor. 5it only will it light up our banks, bu'.iiiLts 'houses, private residences, t-WwU, etc., but it will furnish the power, to propel .all kinds of machin ery, doing away with steam, because it will be cheaper and safer. By the ck-' trii: light you can form a better idea of the t'n.raetur, texture and quality of WtU than by sunlight. The world moves and the United states leads the van. The Adventiuts in several states are uplit np on the date of the judgment day, Home having predictod'it for this month and some for next. If they run'! 'come to an agreement en it the world will be apt to run on. We ea'l the attention of the farmers to the fact that we are running our chopper on Thursday, Friday and Sut ureof each week. Our prices- are reasonable and work guaranteed. Th" greater uman isin power above olLen: Uie.moriho ought towcod thorn in vii hsrr. Hone ought to govern who are t ti Letter thun the governed. IIIK MACIUNK AtlKJiT. The machine agent js ono of the luxuries of the 19th century. Ho in habitu tivilkod countries in hirgo numbers mul belongs to the human race. He commonly drives about in a, buggy drawn a horso that is hune on three logs and can't walk o? the other. II 0 Polls harvesters, sewing ma chines, fanning milh and other mis cellaneous contrivances. Ho driven up to ft fanner, KicKs a fan mill out of the wflgon and in less than four sec onds goes to fanning wheal and tulK ing all the time. Hto jaw makes 07 consecutive- muscular movements to one revolution of the mill, and ho never fails to taint the arm on" an able bodied man in two minutes, and lias been Known to do it in less time than that. , He is as full of business as the chairman of a women's rights car.ven tion, and has a tongue that is loose at both ends nilh ball and socKet joint in the miildl,. consequently ho can make it "talk." The machine agent soiuoiinies has a stay in his proceedings, particularly when the bosom of his pants becomes entangled in the teeth of somebody's dug. A scientist has made the calculation that if a machine agent had lungs as large in proportion as a grasshopper, he could sell farmer a machine at a distance of three miles Ahem! He. also calculated that if a farmer could Kii'k as hard in proportion as u j grasshopper, he could kick that ma chine Agent into "kingnoin come." When he sells sewing machines, he will bet his last suspender button he can sew anything! except winter rye. His tongue operates as fast ns the double-duplex, bacK action treadle of his cowing machine. While he talks he stops occasional ly to get a breath of fresh air and tell tho truth. We once knew n (tewing mnchine ngeut who wanted to hell his machine so bad that he sold it for nothing; w? also heard of one who sold one much cheeper. The machine agent Is a matter of des tiny. The march of the mnchine ngent is ns sure as the march of time. 1. S. Let him inarch! Ex. If you want ta adorn your home, j make your wife happy and fed real i trwoti yourself. iut sro to fortmlller & IrviEff, of Albany, and make u selec tion from tln-ir immense tnek of furni ture. All claw, ktylf and variety of suit, or separate piect. No troublw to ukuvr goods come and Hue, The cutlery business is pushed to that extent in Germany thai, n fair pocket knife can be manufactmed for eleven cents. This is cutting it down to a thin edge. NOTICE IX'ii l'l.TLICATIOX. Land OiHuu at Oregon Citv, Or., Oetol er 7, IN;,!), , fc-rntipein hereby given that the fol lowing named settler linn filed noti'-f of his intention to make final proof in support of his claim, und that said proof will le made before the county judge or in hi absence before the county clerk of Linn county, at Albany, Orcjrun, on Ttksduy, Nov. li), l.-SSW, viz: William J. (littts, homestead entry Mo. (iolik for the n of the nc of hc:, tpltisnf r 1 w. lit names the folUwhig witn esses to prove his continuous residence upon and cultivation of said land, viz: J E Michael, W E Savage, A Savage and E Osborn, all of Lehunon, Linn county, Oregon. J. T. Ai'J'i:iiox, JU-gistcr NOTICE FOll lTlT.ICATIOX. Land Ofl!! nt OiVfon ('It v. Oiw.-im, Oi-ir,l,.T 8, l vl. TJolice 1 iHircliv clvcn Unit the d liou luv-niiiiiiMl A nailer liiiAdleil mai'f of liliinicittiim tonmlii fir -.U prof rl In t!iw,rt nl' lii cUiui, ami llmi wiiil vrtuft v. 111 Miiirli' l.t-fi'rc tliw i;imty Imijii- nr III ins nl"-!M't? lffore the county clerk '( I.iim mun. ly. iC AllMiiy. Orctnm. on 'llwdiif. N'uv. If, yij;: J. K. kinliAul, liom,l'.'.iil nt;ir- No. lor iliif nj-; ol lh nwl-lx-M of nwl-1 Mint iiol-lof w 1-f otufti, lp 12 or r 1 tv. Hi' nitmvk tin- fiillnirin wltneww Ik iirovc hW rf.iillmioui' Krsi(ic!:cv nixm mul csliivntlonof lnwl. vU W .1 (imu, W Is SnvitKi', t 8:iva,?i- a nil K Oyom, all uf LclyHiiori. J.iiiB i-onnlv. Ort-xon. J. X. AI'I'liKhiiX, Ut-eiirnr. NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION. tiiil Offl'.'e at Orcf ou CUT, Orceon, Octotwra, IwD. Mottcc U hdrclij' c'ivon that tho followlnir-riiraieil I mtlor hiw Mul uotice of tilniiitontloii make limil i(uflniiut)bortff hl vkloi, iit tlit Mid priKf will Im hiimJi; (x fore th county jiKif or 111 III:; rfii; bt'lure tli." saiiy olvk of lyinii mm Xy at All'imy, Orcjfim. on MoiiiIm, Nov. Is, )SM,vi Jiuni T, iJiiwniiijf, liouioi.-i miiry No. ft--, for tha i'of uwl-i anil u', at ol nw H or: 'Ji. tp U ii'r It IIo iioruiai tUn WIowIiir wIIiickum t ;rv He :oiiliuiiotrw.iliin'o uxin mid cullitndou ofi:d lanrl, via M Kavc.nf fcfeio, Mmi fmmy; A. Kllz iiimHi. (Murk oml W. Hiiiill), of U-Umion, I.iiin county, Oregon. J. T. AITlilWON, Hcgiiflcr, MONTAGUE'S COLUMN. Montague's fall stock is now coWiproto in every --department. The Mammoth store is filled with ns choice poods,' adapted to this mar ket, as inonry will buy. DRESS GOODS. Our all wool Aldine suit ings, a full yard wide, whieh we arc' selling at 50 cents per yard, is without douht tho best value for the money ever offered to the ladies of Leba non. Our -stock of Henrietta cloths, cashmeres, tricot?, camel hair goods, waterproofs, and advance styles of overy thing wearable is simply im mense. The ladic.3 arc invit ed to call and take a look through tho goods. They were bought at very low prices and will bo sold correspondingly low. Montague's stock of fancy work materials, as zephyrs, wools and yarn, embroidery silk?, in fact everything that goes to make up a complete line of material for fancy work can bo found at Montague's. Our stock of boots and shoes was made expressly for us and every pair we sell is fully warranted. When you want anything in the foot wear line look over Montague's stock and get his prices. If you want to get good goods at living prices you will ueccs'-iv-rilv Tjiiv your boots and shoes of Montague. CLOTHING. Montague is op(mingupilre largest and best selected ptoek of Men's, Boys' and Chil dren's Clothing ever opened at this place. We can fit any one both in size and price. Montague carries Oregon City Clothing, California Cass'i merc Clothing, Eastern Worsteds, as avcI I as a great variety of r-ervieoable, low priced goods. The One Trice Canh Store will continue to deliver (!ro ceries and General Merchan dise to the citizens of thi? place and vicinity at a mere nominal advance over the original cost. NOTICE AS TO MONEY! Persons who owe ine MUST PAY UP HOW. I do not propose to waste much time in dunning. In fact there are pome who imag ine they should not be dunn ed at ail, but it takes money to do business. Do not be surprised if you find the note or account you may happtm to owe me in th hands of an officer r T. 7? The long, wary credit bus iness is a thing of th past in Lebanon. CHAS. B. MONTAGUE. Sept. 20, 1889. .Well 1 oofl To the person buying the largest amount of goods' for tsl) etween now and the first day of January nextf we will give, Free, Gratis, For Nothing, One Suit of Clothes," Value $20. To the person buying the next largest amount wo will givo Ono Suit tf Clothe, Yaluo 1 12. : To th person buying the third largest amount of goods wo will give One Pair Boots, Value $5. To tho person buying the fourth largest amount of gocds wo will give One Fine Derby or Soft Hat, Value $3. Or Otlier Goods to Same Value. Wo have more goods than wo know what to do with, and, beside, wo want to make your acquaintance. Our goods arc marked in plain figures, and "A child Can Boy as Cncap as a Man at Cur Store." Yours For "Kold ICash," BAILEY F. BODWELL, Churchill & Monteith's Old Stand. BEARD & HOLT, Druggist and Apothecary, DEAI.EK8 IN Pure Drugs, Mewcine Paints, Oils arid Glas-x, STATIONERY, Fine Perfumery, Brushes & Combs CIGAKS AND FANCY TOILi'T AirTICLKM. Prescriptions Accurately Compounded. Nlalri Street, Lebanon, Orjtn. Mius Gradwolil's Golden Rule Bazaar. The leading Crocker; aiul Fancy Goods house of Albany, Oregon," Roger Bros. Silverware, French China and Crystalware, Boys' Wagons, Baby and Doll Carriages Fancy Goods and a General Assortment of Crockery and Toys, lit; l)iiy tliroct and ciin k the litrj-ywt ntwk In the Willamette viillcy, r Icl 03 parlo Fnscols. llicr M fiuntca gesprachen. JJ?iJ CRUSON & -DEALKIW IN- WAGONS, BUGGIES, IIAC KS -AND ALL Veliicles, ImpleiTients, TOOLH OF JLI. NOI1TO, Light and Heavy Machines BARB AND SMOOTH WIRE, GUNS AND AMMUNITION. Call In, Gentlemen, and we win Mako Yo Happy. s urns x or. . "C..lkS MENZIES, KINDS QF