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About The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898 | View Entire Issue (July 26, 1889)
( VOL. III. LEBANON, OREGON, FRIDAY. JULY 26, 1880. NO. 20. - BXPRESSr E LEBANON BOCIKTT NOTlOJta. LEBANON DIDO.K. MO H A. F I A. X : Mwta at IMf hi ball ia Maaonie Bluek, oo Saturday mnin, on boron tlx full moon. J WASSOX, W. M. LEBANON LODC.R, NO. 47, 1. O O. F; MmIi Sat urday avA.loi of Mill M, at Odd FnUov'a Hall, Mala Mnwt: vlaUina kratliroii ir-tiall tntttvd Mm J.4. 1'HAKLtVN. 5.U. HONOR LOTX3E NO. RAO I'. W , Lefcaone, im: MotU ewwi ar aivd third Ttiueaday ia. ia U. moalb. P. H. IbmUUC. M. W RELIGIOUS NOTICES. M. R. f Hl'RrH. Walton Mclpworth, paator -rvice eecb fin ay 11 . m. ma r. . nunuay scduui i A, . nth Handily. 0. W. tilbonv, wntor Service each Sunday at 11 1. n. huiiilay Mrboul 10 a. M. feervteen each hnnday night. itimiiuKi) rMcTTr.iiu church. J. R. Klrltpatrirk. pettor--Serrloe the Snd aud 4lh Sunday at 11 A. M. and 1 T. M. xuuday ertiooi eaen sanaay at iv a. u. Qreioniaa Railway Co. Limited i Lin C. M. SCOTT, Receiver. Te Take Effort J mm S3. 1 , 1 O't'loek, p. m. Between Portland and Coburg 1 23 Miles. 00 a. re U 10 pm 1 am 3 tea m .s 01 p.m t:li H. Portland (Ni.l'ac.L'o) ar iilverton... . . ..weat (trie . .tifkr. BrnrnlU ar .. t'obnr.. .l .. I. 1210 am 10 iO am Ma. 4i a. tdOi SCTaKKN fiRTLKI 1MI IRLIE, (0 KltS. Foot of F Htrwt. 7 Kan tramm 12:10 B.B1 211pm 2-i p.m 3i6 p.m lv Portland M. 4 W.V.) ar .. ..l-afayctte Sinriilan.. . iMlllaa .M mi mouth ar ... Alrlle.. It 6:JDp.m y-ja.ro 2:13 pm it vi p.ta 11:23 a. m 10: Commutation ticket at two cent prr mile on ale at ataUom bating ajretita. ' Comn-rtlon at ML Anvl witb tlae for and Ima wllnoil Mineral Si-rlnra. Ticket, lor any potut ontliia line (or aaleat me l uiu-a arriage and Haxcain- irauai. Company ofliiw, rwund and Piue tre-t. an T. a W. V. Ily, CHAR. N.HCQTT. IteoeJ ver O. Ity. Co. OA Una. inn i&un. urr-Kon. Remember the Omron Pad do popular mim nier eicuraumi to Yaqulne. Liw rate tickets areauwoa aale. good every Wednradrr and Saturday fnjoi Albany, Conrallia aud l'hilo- ma La. HCN'KT . GODDARO, SuptO. By. Co. OA. Aiee, Aiunaee jum tiae. General Olfioea. N. W. Corner First and Pine Ktreeta. Poniarnt. THE AgUllNA KUu 1L, OREGON PACIFIC RAILROAD rj frji;;m ttmU SieiiEiiip Line. i Umrtr. Urnmm Tlaae Tlian by any otlirr Kmi flntClaai Throtirl PaoMenicer and Freight Line From rWtland ami all pninu In hr W i.la'nrtlr alley Ut aud from hau Ki.in-,. .. ..! OREGON PACiriC RAILROAD. TIMS WHEDI I.E. (E.l.t xundav. , J- Albany 1 Mi p.m. I l.v ) auuma . a in 1, I art al hi I 40 p.m. l.r t'urvaliia 10 K' a in Ar JTaqnlna : t) p.m. Ar Albany 11:10 a m O A ('. trains t-nium-t at Albany aiidl'ortal'.lf. Tbtabure train, i-ouuwlat Yauultia with tbe OrrRnu IM-vrlupinrut nuipaii) liur of ntnm hip brlawti i aolna aud rau Fraut-iwm. KAILIMi Dkir. : Tit a h. T rum i7i7Yrih " a iiTi " Willamette Vall. y Wlliamrtte Valley YUlamette Valley Jiyn, July 21, July 31. July lit. July . Aaguatl Ttiw rinpaiir rmn'n tbe ritlit lu liaux U.liiK datr witlioHt liiiui-e. I'axmiipni fitim Honland and all Willamette talierpuiutkt .il make eloar i'iiune tiou witb the tram, of the Vaulua route at AUwuyur ortallla, and if U tiuKl to Mil riainixti noald arrauirr to arrive at Vuit.a llir m ui neiure uie uaie vl aaiiiux. rMtes)ger ai4 Krelcht It aire Alway tlie Ixiweat. Fur lufurutRtlun apply to e. H IIAXWEI.U Ueti'l Fr't Cm. Art. Onmuu Itetel ptn'ut Co stA UimKumrryrH., Mae Fr.uvlMiu, Cat. i'.V. MiHU't, Aw ;m. r. a p. ah .. O P. R. K. H. i , Cvrallla,u Oregou Willamette EiTer Line of Steamers. Tbe' WM. M. 11OA0," the"" V. H. BKNTI.Y, Tbe "THKil WHTERlt." A In aw vice fur btb paaaeuirrr aud frvlvbt traffic lHecn I'urirallla aud Portland aud In trrmrdiale oliit. Icariuy impauy'a wharf, or i aim, aua . lleun.u Co. wbaxi Not. tit and 'Jut Front ir.-t. Portlaud, Hon day.. Weduefciay aud Friday, making tbre roand trip. fa h evk aa follotrt : rorth aot'Ho. fae Cortallla Monday, Medartday, Friday, a a. ia , irar anauy w a. in Arrire Oaltrn. Monday, Medueday. Friday, i p.m.: leave eaii'in, tacwiay, inurMlay, halur uay.ua. in. Arrive 1'ortJau.l, ,'f ueaday., Tbarmlay, rialiir day, S JU p. in. aorTM BOl'MD, lave Portland, Monday, M'eduiwdaT, Friday, ( a. in. Arrive Halrm. Monday, Werinenday, Friday; 7 li p. u.; leave Kalvm, 'l uinday, llioriulay, bat' rday, a a. m. Iave Allwuy 1:30 p. ni, ArrlreOrvaltia'raeeday, 1'burla), baturday I p.m. J. ktruts. a. Hio.roN, SCI0 LAUD GO. Buy and Sell Land, AND Insure Property. NOTAEYJPUBLIC. Any iuformatlon In refz&rd to tbe cheap er Laod in tbe garden of Oregon t uruiabed ILL n re 'ttucoeuor to C. H. Harmon.) BARBER & HAIRDRESSER LF.BAXOV. ORF.UOX. CHAVlNrt. HAIR CL'TTIN'O AND H1IAM iHxiinK in the latent and beat .trie. Kneclal attention, paid to rlreaaiiiR ladles' balr. Your patroDfure n-apevtlully aoliciled. '1 K. !IIl4mJIlY .1EWELRY, KOW!MVII.I.R. BURKHART & BILYEU, Proprietor of the LiT8ry, Sale eQ Feed Stables I.RBAXOX. ON. 8outbeai.t Corner of Maiu and Sherman. Fine Buggies, Hacks.Har- ness and COOD RELIABLE HORSES For partie goinjf fo Brownoville, V too, Swet Home, ficio, and all jmrlH of Linn County. All kinds of Teaming IXWK AT REASONABLE RATES. BURKHART & BILYEU CHARLES MKTZGKK, JlhZ I j 1Z H T A. rJ' 15 AND Employment Agent. SITUATIONS AND HELP OK ALL It lad VaralakM ea Mbort Metier. All conimun!cationa promDtlr anawerer in eltber KiikIIhIi or German, when ac companied with poUife. uuice on run worm Hireet, opposite Revere Hotel. ALBANY ' Adelea Kaay to Kamemom and te Praottee la an Kmergenoy. In the mad whirl of the cotillon, If jrou wenr ready-made clothlnjf bought from ai. Irresponsible dealer, and hear a b-z-i-t that don't harmonize with the F etrlng on the baas llddle, it is entire ly correct and proper to not "forward and buck" according to the commands of the figure-caller, but to back straight ahead without balking until you reach the wall, when a pin neatly utilized may cover your embarrassment and re treat People who snicker under such circumstances should be put outside the pale of good society. wnen invited out to dinner ana you inadvertently get a huge mouthful of mince pie that ia hot enough to melt the solder off a gas-pipe, tangled tip in your epiglottis, do not act as if you had the whooping cough, but rise calmly and with a slight-of-haod movement toss the offending morsel behind the majolica dog in the corner, meantime patting his head as though you thought him alive. This graceful act never falls to win the heart of your hostess. who thinks you intend her faithful friend to partake of the festivities. Some writer on etiquette, a good many years ago, said that it was per fectly proper to eat fried chicken with tho fingers. I have often noticed peo ple seize on a wing and rip it open like they would tear a yard of clothing ma terial off a bolt of calico aud so the cracking of the crazy bone was audible all over the dining-room. It is true that some fried chickens require heroic treatment, but when an apprentice in etiquette tries to jerk the goose-flesh off the second joint of a Louis XIV. hen and squirts a streuk of gravy into the eye of his neighbor it does seem that a new code regarding the best manner of shattering the remains of a hard-boiled fowl should be introduced. When the sheriff of the county serves a subpoena on you. it is considered in good taste to attend his reception with out further invitation on his part Some sticklers on politeness, however. who find that it will prevent their wit nessing a ball game, go to the extreme of sending around a physician's certificate to the effect that they are indisposed from the influence of the sportive ele ments. Don't use snuff if your false teeth are not strictly adhesive. I otice heard of case in which this rule was not ob served, when tbe transgressor, in tnoughtless moment, nearly knocked the eye out of a twenty-five-dollar King Charles spaniel o one but a boor will snore in the Volapuk language in a church where a sermon is being delivered in Lnglish. Ubservance of the harmonies is one ot the greatest traits of the true gentle man. People who have enlarged. Ro manesque nasal chords will be inter ested in an invention which a friend of mine is getting up, which he calls the Sure Snore-Killer." It is a phonetic arrangement connected with a pillow sham holder, and when the air vibra tions are four lines below tho clef,' to use a musical term, the holder drops and hits the sleeper across the bridge of the nose, tour caveats and a num ber of legal retainers have already been filed. Don t play practical jokes on a spits dog whose tail is done up like the let ter Q. nnen you order meal irora your rmr butcher don't ever use the term "limb of mutton." He will think that never intend paying for it. you In all cases of doubt about the minor points of etiquette, a strong bluff on a weak hand will alrooet always win. Rochester Union. SHOE-STORE TRAGEDY. The Shook Which Killed Clark of Maay Tear' EiperUaoa. The khoe emporium was deserted. All alone the clerk stood in the midst of a chaos of unbuttoned shoes and dis arranged slippers. r or over an hour he had vainly en deavored to fit the foot, whims, eye, pocket-book and other peculiarities of proud and aristocratic Mrs D'Width. He was tired out. disgusted with bus iness life, and, in fact, life of any sort; and as be viciously buttoned up the dainty specimens of artistic footwear and crushed them into tbe cartoons, he might have been heard to utter things in relation to the proud Mr. D' Width's peculiarities which w ere considerably removed from the complimentary, and would have surprised and shocked the leader of fushion.atid society could she have heard them. The poor clerk waa discouraged by his failure to make a sale, lie was weary of these efforts of women to de ceive even the practiced shoe salesman to the si.e of their feet; and as the uoor suuueniy opened to admit a trimly built and prettily dressed little woman he heaved an anxious sigh before he as sumed liis Indies'-lino-shoe smile and stepped politely forward. "I will look at some fine shoes, com mon-sense toes, low broad heel, high- cut vamp, hund-weltod sole, Dongola kid, and with buttons, if you please." Tho clerk's whole Bystem received a severe shock at the unusually succinct and complete description, which he was just about to obtain by shrewd questioning. He recovered, however, sufficiently to gasp, "What size please?" "I have been wearing," said the trim little woman, "a number two-and-a-half 'B,' but I'm sure it is much smaller than I ought to be wearing, and I think I'll have this time a three ?,' and if that is not large enough, a three-and a-half D.' " The trim little woman uttered a hor- ifled scream. The double shock had been too great; the shoe clerk of long experience lay upon one or the gor geously upholstered divans, cold and Ufeleaa Puck. IN T f-.RfcSTINU LIZ.AKDS. recullarltlea of the Aalatle Chameleon and the African Gecko. Among the many families of lizards, and almost innumerable species, two of the most Interesting are the chame leon Vnd the gecko, of Asia and Africa. The first of these has long been famous for Us power of changing color; but this has been somewhat exaggerated. As a fact, however, a chameleon whose primary hue is gray black, will some times be striped like a zebra, with light yellow, or covered with circular yel low spots, sometimes a brilliant green. and sometimes will take the hue of the autumnal leaves on the branch where it is sitting, so that the creature can hardly be distinguished from the foli age. , Ihe chameleon s tongue has a vis cid secretion on the end, and he aims it as a billiard-player does his cie, darting it out at a passing fly, who is struck and stuck at the same time. He is a slow moving fellow, and in climbing a tree will sometimes after raising one foot hold it In air a long time, as If be had gone to sleep and forgotten to take the Intended step. His progress is like the hour-hand of a watch; but eventually he gets there. Ihe gecko Is noted for its ability to run up a perpendicular wall, which it does by the use of its peculiar feet, in which the toes are expanded at their extremities into a disc furnished with claws. This apparatus enables it to travel regardless of the laws of gravi tation, like a common house-fly, whose feet resemble the gecko's. It is said that a prisoner in n high stone tower was once released by a fiiond tying a thread to the hind leg of a gecko, and starting hira up the wall under the prisoner's window. The creature glided up anil carried the thread to the captive, who by this means pulled up a stouter line bv which he made his escape. The gecko Is often regarded with superstitious awe by the natives on account of his silent movements. Ti aaeure Trove. "Vhy We Celebrate Till. Month. One of tbe bright young teachers in the model department of the normal school de cided ' recently that she would interest ber clan In the history of the home of the free, etc., by devoting a portion of one hour to jlisciuaion of the centennial celebration wbich is to occur in New York on tbe Hutu of this month. A a starter ahe asked! "Now, who can tell me what it it that I hey are going to celebrate in Itew York on tbe iSOtb of tun month f There waa a profound alienee among the children, butut last one little fellow put up bis hand In a hesitating sort of way and said I think 1 know." Tbe youth was encouraged to onfolil the unknown Information to the clasn, and promptly said: "Why, it's Jmt one hundred year ago that George Wasbinuton giadu a ted, aud they are going to celebrate iL"- Albany Kipi-ens, Kaaily Riplaliied. Crona Einiuiiiing Counsel Now, Mr. Brown, you nay thi Louia U Drown ia a din- tout relative ot yourif Mr. Brown Ve. Croes Kxaminiiig Counsel What relation i liel Mr. Brown My brother. CVim Examining Couusel But rou Just told ua ho was a riiuant relative. Ir. Brown Ho he Ik. At preaeut he U In Cliiua.-Undon l'lck-Me-Up. . 1 At the Fish Dealer's. "PleRW send up to my. house to-morrow a couple of nice buns." "Yes, sir." And, by the whv, bo suro thev nrt un. I'm going off for u ditv, mid or er the lust time I went 1 told niv wife it was for trout lisliing. and you sent up a frexh mackerel, These little errors of yours are causing strained relations in my ,fiim:ly. Lpooji. DEFECTS OP HEARING. Affliction. That Are Kven More Pr.vale Thun Color llllndneaa. "A groat deal of attention is given by the Federal Government and by rail road corporations to the matter of color blindness in persons who seek to qual ify for the duties of pilots, engineers, brakemen, etc., and it is attention wisely bestowed. But as yet these same critical authorities have paid but llttlo, if any, attention to the aural defects la river and railway employes. It has been my duty to study the subject of defective hearing in railway employes, and I have discovered with amazement that there are many ears which are pe culiarly sensitive to certain classes of sound and peculiarly deaf to other classes," says Dr;. Robert Barclay. "I have experimented upon boiler-makers, who could not hear ordinary conversa tion under such conditions as make it audible to the ordinary ear, and who could yet understand the same con versation carried on at the same pitch in a room where one hundred sledges were clattering upon iron boiler sheila I have also discovered that there are persons who can not hear a locomotive whistle, except when it is close by, and yet are not suspected of any defect of the hearing. I remember a case of this kind, which came up in court, where a farmer stopped and listened for tha locomotive whistle before crossing tha railroad track. He failed to hear it, and on proving that he had stopped his team he secured damages for having been run down by the engine, and yet the whistle was blown and the farmer failed to hear it I would recommend that the same relative tests be applied to the hearing of persons who seek em ployment as railway hands and pilot that are applied to their vision." St Louis Globe-Democrat. SUGAR FROM BEETS. A Glimpse at a Few of the Prooeaaei Em ployed la It. Manufacture. The wushing of the beet is a very im portant operation in the manufacture of the sugar, for the roots are thus freed from mold, small stones and other kinds of dirt attaching to them, which not only saves the machinery employed in the actual preparation of the beets. from injury, but keeps the sugar ulti mately obtained free from impurity. With the mere washing of the beets the sugar manufacturer is not content; they are therefore freed from those parts which are poor in saccharine, damaged or otherwise undesirable, by a machine called a rarousal. Whe" "'Mnod, the beets are thrown from the wa.li-barrel into a hopper, from which they pass into an endless elevator which carries them to the top floor, whore they are discharged into a large hopper. They then pass into a cage wiiicli will Mold one thousand pounds of beets, and, when this weight is indicated, the cuge empties its load, into the cutter or slicer. The cage and the Indicator enable the factory people to closely estimate the amount of raw material used each day. It is also a chock on every department. It will show any error that may arise in the receiving or shipping departments. The slicer Is a round iron shaft, rotat ing horizontally, and fitted with steel knives capable of slicing four hundred tons of beets in twenty-four hours. The rotating knives, which descend upon the beets, cut them into thin slices, thus exposing the sugur-cells, which Is an important factor In the diffusion system. The lower end of the cutter opens into a wooden trough about two feet square, on the bottom of which is an endless belt As the sliced beets fall from the cutter, the belt carries them along to the diffusion tanks. A. H. Almy, in Popular Science Monthly. -It is said that an artist has per suaded the German Emperor to make a reaction against tbe black dress coat This has moved the remembrance that the somber black dross uniform is due to the French revolution, which abol ished the plotureaque and variegated clothing which used to be worn by men us well as women In the ages be fore that Hood, on uccount of the out ward emphasis which it guve to social inequality and distinction of rank. Purls remained Purls, the undisputed cupitat of dross, although it had be come republican. The mont conserv ative and select circles all ovor Kit rope soon followed the example of the hated French democrats. JNoliles and ilundic: in all the couits put away their scarlet, blue and ot her brilliant- v ly-hued sil'ts, and clothed themselvoH lu republican black ami white, to tho regret of artists, and. as the lato Will iam Dyr-e used to nay, to their loss. I