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About The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898 | View Entire Issue (May 3, 1889)
' Alarrlrd oBla Would be Hailr Iflionie troubks were nt'vcr told to a iH'Ichlmr. If cxjonsw were proportionated to If thty tried to be as agreeable as hi wurthii) dm'. a- If each would remember the other wa a human being, nut au angel. If fuel and provisions were laid in during the high tide of eummer work. If both parties remembered that they married for the worse at well a for the better.' If meu were as though ful for their wives as they were for their sweet hearts. If there were fewer eilk and velvet street costumes, and more plain, tidy house dreases. If there were fewer "please dar ling's" in public and more common manners in private. If masculine bills for Havannas and feminine ditto for rare laces were turn ed iuto the geueral fund until such times as they could be incurred with- tut risk. . If men would remember that a worn nn cannot be always smiling who has to cook the dinner, answer tue door bell half a dozen times, and get rid of neighbors who have dropped in, tend a fcick baby, tie up tha cut linger of a two-vear-old, tie up the head of a year-old on skates, and get an eight-year-eld ready for school. A woman with all this to contend with may claim it as a privilege to look and feel a little tired sometimes and a word or sympathy would not be too much to expect from a man who, during the honeymoon, would not let her carry as lijucli a a sunshade. Ex. Th Pride of Woman. - A clear pearly and transparent skin is always a sign of pure blood, and all lrsons troubled with dark, greasy, or blotched skin can rest assured that their blood is out ot order. A few dose, of BEGG'S BLOOD PUKIFI- j EB &. BLOOD MAKER will remove the cause and the skin will become clear and transparent Try it, and if j satisfaction is not given It will cost you nothing. M. A. Miller, Druggist. At an impromptu dinner not very j long ago, one of the gentlmeu was so very attentive to the lady beside him tbtithewas accused of depriving the rest of the company of their enjoyment ' of her presence. This accusation led to a discussion which took the form of j a conundrum. How can a! vouug man share a young la dy's company with others at the same time he nionopolix it? The hostess solved the problem by saying that a man can perform the feat by taking Ibe- lady" apart. The next quwtion . ,.. ran the man who takes a lady apart share also in the general compa ny? The answer is that be can, be cuuse he HI he a man beside himself. Hume one aked how the lady who was taken apart could be put together ssjmSii, and a witty beauty answered ibat it could fce doae by uniting her in matrimony. The remainder of tho wversatiou was chiefly jaw and judi cious advice, hut the pudding was good und the cake was excellent. Ex. You Cannot Afford At this season of the year to be without ! a good reliuble diarrhoea balsam in the ; house, as cramps, colic, dinrrhoea and . , ull UflamtuaGon of the stomach and Iniwels are exceedingly dangerous if i not attended at once. One bottle of KEUG'M DIARKIKEA BALSAM will do more good in cases of this kind than any other medicine on earth. - guarantee it, M. A. Miller, drug , gist ' t - ltt ho wonder that foreigners think the English language so difficult to master when we think of the great 1 .-haiige that a wangle letter makes in the pronunciati-w of It The letter c hanges lover into' clover, d makes row a crowd, g changes son into song, i makes eyed keyed( 1 transfers pear iito pearl," changes hoe Into shoe, t r.akes bough bought w makes omen uto women. Advertise in The Express. Haying tools at Cruson & Miller's. SECURE PRICES. 3 Trcutls ' ta SSow Goods -AT- DEY0E & BOB502TS, Albany, 0 BOIL IT DOWN. WliAtorer you hava to ay, my Wend, Wlasilier witty, or gntn or guy, Coutlcnw as much a rtor jrou can. And y U the iwulltwt way ; And aitethar you write of rural attaint Or matters am thiug lu town, Juj take a word of friomlly ailvlco Doll it down. If you gnuplutterlng over pago. When a couple of lint would do, oiir butter is rr ud to muuh ymi sec. That the bread lKik plainly through ; So when you have ctory to tell. And would like llttlo ivnown, To make quite mm of your wMt, my friend, Boll U down. When Writing an article for the prM, ' ' Whether prow or write, Junt try To nettle your thought In the fewwt words, Ami let them be criap and dry. Aud when It U finished, and you luppoae It to tlotw exactly brown. Just look it orer airalu, and thou Boll It down. For eilttow do not like to print An anler laiily long. And the general reader dnca not cars Kor a couple of yard af mux. So gather your wila In the uualhwt naace. If yo want a little rvnuwn, Aud every 1lme yini write, my friend, , . lkill It down. Auonymoua. Why la It That people linger along always com plaining about that' continual tired feeling? One bottle of BEGG'8 BLOOD PURIFIER and BLOOD MAKER will entirely, remove this feeling, give them a good appetite and regulate digestiou. M. A. Miller, druggist. Combines tot juice of the Blue Figs of California, to laxative and nutrition, with the medicinal virtues of plants knowa to b tnoit beneficial to the human iTitem, forming the ONLY PER FECT REMEDY to act gently ytt promptly oa the KIBETS. LITER AID BOfELS ClsansBt. System Effectually,' 1 TBAT PURE BLOOD, REFRESHING SLEEP, ' HEALTH and STRENGTH Nattrally follow. Evry on is ating it and all are delighted with it. Ak your drnggiit for SYKUP OK FIGS. Man factured only by tha CALIFORNIA FIG SYHUP CO, Sam FaAaaeco, Cau Ixwwnixi, Kt. Kw Taaa, X. Y. J. L. Cowan. J. M. Ralatoa. BANK OF LEBANON. Lebanon, Oregon, Transacts a General Basklsg Easiness. Aecaante Kept tabjoet to Ckaek. Kzchanfr Sold oa New Tork, Kan fraav elaeo, l'artland aa4 Albaay, Orogum. Colloetluaa Made mm fBTwrabla T . FORTHILIER S IRVING, ALBANY, - - OREOOX. Maaafaetamief and Dealen In aQ Ekda Furniture. Import all First-Class Goods DIRECT FROM THE EAST. A tomplcte stock of Wall Paper, Deco rations and Window Bhadwi. UNDERTAKING A SPECIALTY. TIHIARE AND HARDWARE OF ALL KINDS -AT- DEYOE & ROBSOK'S, Albaky, Ob. 7TT' -.V TVV. M THIS INTERESTS YOU ! We invite you to come and look tkrough otu Mam moth Stock of Groceries, Provisions, Tobacco, Cigars, Crockery, Glassware, Lamps, Etc. PURE GOODS & Hides Furs and all kinds of Country Produce taken in exchange for wds. We Guarantee Fair Treatment to All. '". W. B. DONACA. Comer Brick Store, Main Street Lebanon, Linn County, Or. BUY THE BOSS OF THE ROAD OVERALLS, They are the BEST. Ask for them TAKE NO OTHER. L'.-'l"jl.... - - .Lm'.j -i . .". TO THE FRONT With the largest and best stock of goodg ever brought to BROWNSVILLE. I MORE GOODS or LESS MONEY Tlian can lj found in Linn coanty. Call at the ld stand of Coolev and Washburn, where we will be glad to meet all i( our old fneiidg, and remcin ber it is no trouble for us to ehow goods. G. C.CPOLEYifcCO. fB.l.l-. - .' ... U Paints, Oils cni Brnshss 4-AT DEYOE & ROBSGN'S, . AliIasy, Ob. FULL WEIGHTS OYERLAND TO CALIFORNIA. VIA youniEitx PAciriccoMPAXY's LINE. The Mt. Shasta Route. Tizt Between Albany ml San Fran cises, 33 Bonn. California KaarMt Tralna Run Dallf BETWEEN PORTLAND AND SAN FRANCISCO. OITR. KWHTM. 4 r. n....Lf......Prtland........Ar...lO:46 a. m. r. a....I.t....AIlnr trii k. u. 1:4b a. a....Ar Ban fraactKu.LT... "M r, u. Local Paaaangar Train Dally (vacant Sanday) A. a....I........Poftlyd. .Ar. 14 r. M. 13:10 r. ..LY......AIbn7 ... 3:40 r. N....Ar ..Euxii ,.LT.ll:3ii. M. .I.t a. Local Paaaongor Trains Dally (aacapt RiAnday) i i:A. a....l.T.......I.obn.n....Ar. 1:: r. u. t : a. M..Ar.......AIhany I..I2 .M) r. m, liv r. ....l.T.......UbiH)n.....Ar... r. u. 2A! p. M....AT Albany ......1..... tMr. U. Pullman Buffet Sleepers. TOURIST BLEEPING CAK3, For aocommtxlatleD of BecoDdlaM I'mweMitra, atUcbil to Jtlxprvta Trnina. Tha S. P. Co'a Fi'trr mukn nnnaetlm with all Hi. rreiil.r iraiUK nn tlic but htiiu ltW. tram loot of r irt-vt, Puf llniid. Wt 8 id Division. BETWEEX PORTLAND and CORVALLIS Mall Train Dally (Eiic.pt Sunday). 7-30 a. m..U......I'orllan4... Ar6: p. ai. Igaft p. ai Ar Cta-vallto,. I.t 1 JO p. m. At Allwojr and ConralUt connect wllb train. A Oregon IVIhc Kailrnad. Eapraaa Train Dally Eaat Sunday). 4 ."kip. re. ...I.T.,., 00p. n....Ar., ..Portland ..Ar:Ma. n. .MeMlaTlllc X.4:4.'a.u. THROUGH TICKETS To All Point SOUTH 1XD EAST Ilk CALIFOHHIi. fall lnformtloo rvKnrdlnrrnUM, mapt, Cto., rail on rmtptutyaainrllt at AHjhiiv. R. KwMII.KK, K. I. ItiMlKKS, Han.tfvr AMt. U. f. fc I'M. AfcnL FINE LINE OF GUNS AND Good Steel cf Annunita AT DEYOE & ROBSON'S, Albaxy, Or IS OUR MOTTO. G. E. HARDY CAERIES A STOCK Of Organs and" Violins, Also Fixtures for the Same, ASDi good rrri.r or SHEET MUSIC. la conuoctlon vitb my Jewelry ettab liaUraeut. I hnva addtnl a SELECT HTDCK OF- Fresl Candies, Mi 4 Cigars. Tb candy b both band and lonchlao made, aud la the Finest Assortment EVER BROUGHT TO TOWN. Uj ituek of wlrr U eompl.to; ba JuM t taivad a nippljr uf l13r CLOCKS. Call and inajtact my goods. G. E. HARDY. Bakery AND LUNCH ROOM. Having opened up a Bak ecy and Lunch Room be tween Peebler & Buhl's and G. T. Cottons, where will keep fresh pies, cakes and bread of all kinds, armers and others can get hot coffee and lunch at all hours at reasonable prices. M. C. SCHOENHUT, LKHANON, OHKGON DEYOE & ROBSON Alir AGE.VT8 rOA The New High-Arm Davie Vertical-Feed SEWING MACHINE, Best Machine In the Market,