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About The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898 | View Entire Issue (April 13, 1888)
!H?Hi.wfw., - . FUNEREAL MONTH OF x MARCH. An observant metropolitan barber says that ho can tell one's physical condition by the state of his hair t The Bible tells us that with his hair pone Samson lost his strength. The llornans considered baldnefs a serious affliction and Julius Caaar was never quite satisfied with himself because his poll was bare. The face, however, is the open book and one can readily trace in its various expressions, lines, changes and com plexion the state of the system. .The eye that is unusually bright and yet has a pallid brightness, the face uDoa whose cheeks nature paints a rose of singular beauty and flush, more marked in contrast with the ala baster appearance of the forehead and nose and lower part of the face, is one of those whom the skilled physician will tell you will some day dread the funereal month of March, because it is then that consumption reaps its richest harvest. Consumption tney tell us is caused by this that and the other thing, by microbes m the air, oy micro-orffanisms in the blood, by defi cient nutrition, by a thousand and one things, but whatever the cause, decay begins with a cough and the remedy that will effectually stop the cause of that coueh cures the disease of the lungs. mat is all there is of it The cough is au evideace of a wast ins To stop it effectually, a remedy must K nsfni that will search out the cause, remove that and then heal the luntr and do away with the cough ""TJiia is the power, special to itself. possessed alone by Warner s Log Oabin Cough and Consumption remedy. This is no new fangled notion of nar cotics and poisons, but fua old-fash ioned-preparation of balsams, roots and herbs, such as was used by our 'ancestors many years ago, the formula of which has been secured exclusively by the present manufacturers at great trouble and expense. It is not a mere cold dryer, it is a system-searcher and upbuilder and a consumption ex pellant. Where others fail, it wins, because it gets at the constitutional cause and removes it from the system. J. W. Henshaw, of Greensboro, Pa., on Jan. 15, 18S3, reported that "he had fieri ved more real benefit for the length of time, from Warner's Log Cabin Cough and Consumption remedy than he bad for veara from the best state physicians." If you have a cough, night sweats, "positive assurance in your own mma thatypu, oh you, have no consumf tion," and yet lose flesh, " appetite courage, as your lungs waste away. you may know that soon the funereal month of March will claim you, unless promptly and faithfully you use the article named. If other remedies have failed try this one thoroughly. It others are offered, insist the more on trying this unequaled preparation. Some persons are prone to consump tion and they should never allow the disease to become seated. WrtJS AND WIG-MAKERS. Soma Facte About the Art of" Manipulat ing Human Hmlr. A barber says that one of the few kinds of woman's work which is not overcrowded, and at which competent girls can always earn good wages, is that which includes the working; cut ting and general management of the human hair. The hair trade is dull liow7"Xfter the holidays people will have more time to attend to their hair. The average pay of female hairdressers is $8 a week. Sometimes it reaches as high as $18 per week, and sometimes goes down to $-3. A girl who under stands the business thoroughly can command $18 a week anywhere. One hairdresser in this city used to employ 140 girls, and paid out $700 weekly in wages. Tl C A T r 1 T - . j.iie p lit iijs in laise nair. v omen that have their hair cut short and are tired of it, bay wig3 or "switches" to wear in the street. Those whose hair is poor, or who suffer from baldness. wear false hair at all times. Girls who ; -conSae their attention to hair-working alone, earn from $3 to $10 a week. It is an art that needs skill and no small amount of patience and perseverance to succeed with. The hair with which the wiga are made is collected by com mercial travelers in Germany and France. England and Belgium are poor market for hair, not because of tfiw ac&nsty, for both English and Bel gian women have fine hair, hut because they will not sell it. When collected " it is put through a cleaning process, severe enough to fetch the dirt out of an elephant's hide, and then dyed several times over. The best hair dressers never buy hair from the head or from private hands. Perfectly white hair is rare and com mands almost any price. Natural carting is also of considerable value. A good wig of white hair costs $40. i ha material or wmcn tnese wigs are made is clipped from the goat and seldom from the human head. A plenteously soft silky kind of snow- white hair comes from the Angora rab bit. A perfectly white and abundant wig of human hair would be worth at east $1,000. Hair cut from the head v after death is never used bv anv frond . - . o nairaresser. can not oe used to any advantage, as it will neither curl nor twist. Hair can be proved by pulling It to its utmost capacity. When loosened it will contract to its former length. N. Y. Hail and Express. Dr. C A. White thinks he hat elved the mystery of what becomci of all the antlers that deer shed everj year. Althongh the antlers when the deer is killed before they are removed will withstand all weathers for years, it is very rarely that a pair that havt been shed are found. Dr. White as serts ihat he has discovered a small insect that attack the antlers at within a short time after they are she destroys them by bun-owing through and through them. A LUCKY TRIAL. 1m (rood Fortune which followed fair treatment. San Francisco, February 29, 1888. Pkab Sxb: It affords me great pleasure to aend you this voluntary statement of my experience In testing the merits of Joy's Barsaparilla. For tne Jst five years I have been, troubled with an ex ceedingly sluggish liver, ail within the past two years It has brought within Its trail a thoroughly disordered stomach. Including loss of appetite and distress after eating, pains in the back and kidneys, snd boi is around my neck and face. I have tried several remedies which are advertised as specially for the liver, and could never get more than temporary relief of about a week or two. I ; was recommended to try a bottle of Joy's Vegetable 8araapariUa as a test, and while taking the first bottle I became convinced of its merits forleould . feel it was working a change in me. I have taken five bottles, and daring that time my troubles have left me. Eeiyttiing is working full and regular, in fact it has cleansed, purified and braced me up generally. I feel like anew man. You are at per feet liberty to use this as you see fit, or yoo can 1 Wilh Beamish, saner Third and Market streets, aa fsaneissa. AFTERNOON AT-HOMES, Hint to ItomM Who Entertain ta a Fashionable Rut Simple Way. Afternoon at-iiovnes have come to tki rescue of both the great and the littl, ones of the earth. All feci the relie to their purses that this modest and in expensive form of entertainment offers, and this will be so until the great pres sure of excess of luxury and undue ex travagance is removed, and until we Ring in the nobler modes of Hfo, With tweeter mailers, purer laws. Should invitations to afternoon at th- homes be acknowledged, when cards do not bear the letters R. S. V Us th P., is a question repeatedly put to and which we decidedly answer in affirmative, and to remove any lingoi ing doubts on the subject a few wont off urther explanation may not be in appropriate, ltis an act of discourtesy not to an swer an invitation, whether it is to b accepted or declined, for if invitation remain unanswered, the usual conch: sion is that absence from home is th" reason for this; and when Mrs. Brow- asks Mrs. Smkh if their mutual friend Lady Robinson, is expected, the answe; naturally is, "I am afraid not. I aske her to come, but I think she must b. away, as 1 have not Heard trom nor. Perhaps Lady Robinson subsequently arrives, and feels from the remarks of her hostess, by whom she was evidently not expected, that some apology is due. and then follows: 'I ought to have wriUen to you, but I was rather uncer tain about our movements. I did not quite know what Sir John wished me to do to-day," etc. This s precssely the reasort why answers are frequently not sent to invitations to afternoon at-homes. People are in clined to think that among so many the absence of any particular individ ual is of little importance, that other engagements might stand in the way and render the going to the at-home rather inconvenient Tims thev studv themselves rather than the friends who have invited them. At-homes are so numerous that invitations to them are apt to be disregarded in a measure, but if everyone took this line a hostess might arrange for giving tea to fifty guests, and perhaps only ten would put in an appearance, whereas, if sne received refusals, she conld either in vite others, or make arrangements on a smaller scale. It is polite and eon siderate, when acceptance is doubtful to state the fatt, and thon a host could have a list of doubtful, as well as cer tainties, to refer to. Jt is every thing for a hostess to know who is, or who is not. co nam sr to her at-honw, so as to resrulate her list aceordvnjrlv. To render an at-home a sucaess, the right jieople should be forked to meet eai-h ther, those who have something in simmon, for instance, and are well ac ijnainted. or those whose acquaintance it would be pleasant to make; other wise people would eonsuler it a tnste affair, when forced to admit "that there vas hardly any one there they knew to speak to,' and several present that 'they did not care to know or to know nore of." When a lady has a large acquaint ing, and gives a series of at-homes, if he wishes to make them pleasant to ill, she issues her invitations with this .iiid in view, bearing in mind the preju- lices and partialities of her friends; ut when giving an occasional at-home rer- course is not so clear, and she is tearful of wounding the susceptibilities f some of her acquaintances by leav ing them out of mr invitation list. On the other hand, if she asks them to neet each other they feel that thev Have not been asked to the large at tome, ana consider tne invitation a ioubtful compliment; this is a dilemma that many experience, and cirxuni- stances and self-interest often influence the decision arrived at for and against. A little difficult" Aten presents itself when a card is received for a series of "at-homes, as fo whether the recipi ent is expected to go at alL If the "at-homes' are to take place every week, it would be advisable to put in an appearance fortnightly, and to men tion the first date of acceptance in an swering an invitation of this nature. Bat a visiting card with an "at home" d.ty "Written on it can not be regarded in the light of an invitation; it is merely an intimation that if the friends of a certaia lady call upon her on a given day, mentioned on the card, they will find her at home. But this does not necessitate a call being made. if convenient, or any excuses offered fir nonappearance on the "at-home Jay. London Queen. The chimera Dower is one of the most grotesque of its kind. When first seen this flower resembles some un couth insect with long, slender, hairy legs, creeping over the ground, being so balanced upon its stem as to preserve a continual motion with the points or seeming legs just resting upon the sur face. I he coloring consists of black and white blotches, apparently put on with an unsteady hand without design, producing a peculiar and striking ef fect. A work on the Paris Monte-de-Piete tells of a pawned umbrella which was mnually "renewed" for forty-seven successive years. The director of the State pawnbroking establishment at Brussels has had in his keeping for nore than twenty years the diamonds -tnd other jewelry of a once famous prima donna who has somehow fallen into poverty. Every year the interesl is punctually paid, but the trinkets "lave not once been taken out of pawn More than once large sums have been lent by the Brussels Mont-de-Piete upon the regalia of impecunious German princes. A San Francisco jewelry store keeper, who is known as the "Diamond King," edified the Philadelphiaus the other day by promenading the corridor 01 me continental Hotel thus gorge ously arrayed, according to the Txme On his scarf shone a pigeon-blood ruby, surrounded with diamonds.. On his left little finger sparkled a large 3olitaire blue diamond. From hiswatch chain dangled a Masonic mark studded with large diamonds, and on the left side of his vest, just peeping out from unaer tne lapel ol ins coat, was a mas sive gold medal, with a fringe of dia monds running all around it An ai-my of frogs is something sel dom Heard 01, out mere is a young lady" at Carnesville, Ga., who claims to have met one only a short time ago while she was on a trip toTococa. The column was about three hundred 3-ards wide and length unknown, as it ex tended on each side of the road as far as she could see. They were not scat tered here and there, but the ground was literally covered with them. They were quite small, and were moving in the direction of a creek. There was no water in their rear, except at some distance, and whence they came is a myvtery, but it is suggested that they came aown in a uioww. MOTHER OF HEROES. A KoM Womaa Who Governed u Well a Loved Her Children. When the news of Captain Perry'i victory on Lake Erie reached his moth er's home In Newport, an old farmei on the island aaid: "It was Mrs. Perrj who licked the British." Living in the same Tillage with the Perrys, he had observed the excellent discipline main tained by their mother during the ab sence of their father on the sea. There were five boys of them, all governed with firmness and good sense, tempered with tender affection, by ono of the best of mothers, and all five beoame officer of the United States navy. Sarah Alexander was the maiden name of their wise mother. She was an Irish girl, twelve years of age, living at Newry in County Down, when she first saw young Christopher Perry, an American prisoner or . war quartered at Newry. He was a boy of fifteen when the American revolution began, and enlisted at once in the little Col onial navy. Captured soon by a British cruiser, he endured for three months the horrors of a prison-ship in New York harbor, anchored near the spot where the great Brooklyn bridge now casts its broad shadow across the East river. He escaped with "little besides hi bones." but was soon afloat again, and remained in the naval service as long as the struggling nation had an armed vessel on the high seas. It was in 1780 that he was captured again while cruising in the Irish Sea. and was carried into New ry. where, being released on parole, he met th pretty Irish girl who was destined to be his wife and the mother of our gallant Perrvs. Two years later, drawn bv the light of her eyes, he shipped a mate on board a Philadelphia vessel bound for Ireland, where he had the exquisite joy of receiving her on board his ship as a passenger, bound on a vis it to one of her uncles living in Phila delphia. This was a piece of luck so extraor dinary that a novelist would hardH dare to introduce its parallel into a r- mance. The young sailor improved the golden chance, and before tht ves sel reached the American shore the lovers were engaged. They were mar ried at Philadelphia in 1784, when Per ry was twenty-three and his bride was sixteen. From her have descended many naval officers, besides the f imoiis Csi taiu Oliver IL Perry, whose victory 011 Lake Erie is one of the most gallant and picturesque exploits of naval war fare. , She was a lady of beautiful form and face, as well as of vigorous health and great stamina. Herlovely brown eyes, her rich dark hair, her perfect teeth, her firm and graceful carriage of body, are not yet forgotten by the few living persons who had opportunities of see ing her. She trained her boys to the practice of virtue, real virtue, courage and fidelity, a just regard for the rights of others, respect for age and services. She was a warm patriot, and felt most keenly the insults to the flag of her adopted country which led to the war of 1812. Her special merit as a mother was that she governed as well as loved her boys. Most mothers are fond and affectionate enough, and she, too. was one of the loving mothers; but she did not permit her fondness to relax her discipline. She exacted a prompt and complete obedience to reasonable commands. She main tained in her home the same discipline, just and firm, kind and considerate. which her noble sons were famous for in ' the vessels they commanded. l oulh's Companion. LEANING TOWERS. Why They May Be Considered the Res nit of Arcideats. The Leaning Tower of Pisa, in Italy. is one of the architecture, wonders o! the world. It has been made familia to most readers by pictures and by de scriptions. If it were the only ex ample of that kind of building, the i4an and purpose of its builder would be much more of a mystery thaa it is now. The date of the completion of this tower is given as A 1). 150. It stands close by the cathedral of Pisa. which was finished in the early pait of the twelth century. Its situation, and the ue it has always served, prove that this was built for a bell-tower, or belfrv, camt-ani'e. to the cathedral. It was then, and is now. the common practice in Italy to build the bell-tower apart from the church. This tower is built entirely of white marble, and is eight stories high. It leans thirteen feet eight inches from the perpendicu lar, in a height of one hundred and eighty-three feet The question has often been raised whether this was the result of accident or design, but there can be little doubt that it was accident al, and caused by the settling of the foundations. This seems reasonable from the fact that the upper story does not lean so much as those below, as if an attempt were made to remedy the defect in the progress of building. Another circum stance which leads to the same conclu sion is the fact that the largest bell, which weighs six tons, is hungfarthest awav from the overhanging- side. A?ain. t c c- c this is not the only tower of the kind in Italy, built at about the same time. There are two of them at Bologna, one of which was begun in A. D. 1110. It U over nine feet out of perpendicular. and is one hundred and sixty-one feet high. In this case the foundations set tled so fast that the tower was nevei completed. The other tower at Bolog na is three hundred and twent--one reet high, and leans over six and a hall feet from . the perpendicular. Youlh't Companion. A band ot iut;uuv robbers was the other day brought before the Hi.';h Court of Poltava, at the head of whicl stood a noble lady of the name of Has-tanovin-i. The band was exception ally well organized, and it appears to have been extremely difficult to obtain "membership, every intending mem ber having to undergo a severe exam ination by the lady chief, who appor tioned his work to each. Mme. Rus- taoovitch was in the widest sense of the word the head of the people, who Mindly obeyed all her orders. She dis tributed the work," had her agents who sold the results of the " work, and divided the spoil equally between them, keeping, however, the lion's share for herself. The headquarters of the baud were on the banks of the Dnieper, in the Department of Poltava, and the police had for some years tried unsuccessfully to capture the bandits. the efforts of the most' skillful detect ives being frustrated by the splendid organization. Tha final capture was due to the treachery of a member. All the members, as well as the daring lady chief, presented a bold front to the au thorities and were ail of them con demned to terms of imprisonment. Pali Mall Qazctte. Orientalism is to replace Japaneso- hm in rleooraUoa. ANIMAL FRIENDSHIPS. Disinterested Devotion Displayed by Kl Ihants and Other Creatures. That the lower animals have their special friends, or show preferences at to their companions, no observer can doubt. In some cases, the friendship is between two of the same tribe; again, we find what are generally con sidered the most antagonistic forms united in bonds of good-fellowship, and we see acts of devotion and self sacrifice that are almost identical with those that characterize the friendship of human beings. It is needless to say that the impulses are much the same in all; some professing an in terest that is actuated entirely by greed, or for personal ends; w hile in others it is unselfish. Any one who has visited the herd of elephants owned by Mr. Barnum must have noticed the larss dog that stood by the side of one of the huge pachyderms. To the visitor this might have seemed accidental; but the dog was always at its post by this particular animal. If the dog wan dered off, the elephant showed its dis tress immediately by attempting to follow: straining at the chain confined to its ponderous feet, or throwing aloft its trunk and uttering the shrill whistle indicative of alarm, and only resinning the monotonous swing of the head when its companion returned. The elephant was often observed caressing tfie dog, and. though the latter always slept in the straw, soul times beneath Its hnira frieud, it was never stepped upon nor crushed. When the elephant was led out to go through its task in the ring, the dog would begin to bark and endeavor to join the throng of performers; so that it was perfectly evident that the friendship was mutual. In many of the works of old writers are found instances of such at ach- ments between man and beast: .jEli:! records a friendship between a litt girl, who sold flowers in the streets ol Antioch. and an elephant whom sh was in the habit of feeding. One ol the elephants in the Barnum herd ex hibited great interest in a little daugh ter of one of the attendants, holding her upon its trunk, and in many wayi showing its affect'.on. In Ir.dia the elephant are so trusted that they are sometimes employed a nurses, and have been seen tending their charges, lifting them gently back when thev were disposed to stray awav. The natives state that these great animals have been known to die of a broken heart when deprived of s certain keeper, and Lieutenant Shipj an tngnsli otlicer 01 extensive experi ence in the tast. gives a minute ac count of an elephant that died in what was considered a fit of remorse aftei having killed its keeper. While attachment between animal is everywhere to be seen, it is not often that we witness such acts of disinter ested devotion as we espect anion" human Wings. Mother-birds protec their young in the face of every dangei but it must be confessed that few ol- servers have saen animals go to th "rescue ol others without maternal 01 paternal incentive; but such cases art not wanting. Some years ago a Scotch naturalist wisiiing to obtain a gull fired at flock, breaking the wing of one whicl came fluttering down, falling into th ocean. At first the flock were demoral ized, and flew wildly about, uttering harsh cries, but a moment later the seemed to be recalled to a sense of dutj by'th struggles of their wounded com rade, and two birds darted down, seized it by the tips of ita wings, then rose and bore it away in triumph; for, as may be supposed, the naturalist did not fire, but permitted the rescue, Heie was friendship indeed; heroism. in fact. M the other birds alarmed b the lire faced the same danger. Widt Awake. An Old Miser's Wealth. J O. Maloney. an old recluse, livin near Morris, Conn., died recently, an a close seaix'h was ineffectual in disclos ing the whereabouts of a large sum o: money he was known to possess. A few d3's ago two men wounded a graj quirrel near Malonev s house, and crawled itito an old box that was placet between two branches of a tree. Oiu of the men with considerable difficult reached the box. When it was opened he found -the squirrel stretched otI dead on a pile of chew ed-up banknotes Not a bill h id been Wt intact by th squirrels, and 'X was impossible to tet the denomination of a single one. Per sons who have examined the mutilate bills are of the opinion that there eouli not have been less than $5,000 in thi box. -V. Y. Post. PITH AND POINT. G lodness is beauty in its best es fate. A homely truth is better than splen lid error. A man's life is half over before he learns how to live. ' Shake ban's wld a beggah, 1 he'll t'ink yo'er one. Judqe. Some men dat am de ahkitects oh dair own fawchunas, creek mighty craz - bull tin s. Jtidge. Good intentions will not help man tn his way if he takes the wrong road. Soinervtlle Journal. A rolling stone gathers no moss. but it knocks out all opposition at th foot of the h:IL WatKinaton Vr.'lio. a. snow Fpoaen 01 as "a rare en tertainment" proved to bs a perform- inc. not well done. X. O. Picayune. The difference between the life n old bachelor a id the life ef an old aid is that one is f .ill of fun and the thcr isn't. Some people are as backward in raying their respects as though re spects wore another name for debts. Texas Sifting. Same D.ffjrence: First Specu lator -ma ne tall m with your -ohemeP Sccmd Speculator "No, he tumbled to ill" lid-Bits. Bjones, who is still a bachelor. lavs that he has learned from experi ence that a girl can smile and smilo md be unwillin' stilL Sotnervillt Journal. It is one of the blessings of a free and enlightened country like the United States that th law-abiding cit Z"n never knows that he is governed until he gets married. Landlord Come, Sepp, that i the tenth match I've seen you strike. What have you lostP" Sepp 'Tin looking for a match that I vu dropped on the no r. German Joke. "Si you are really going to marry old Moneybag.-sr said a friend to Now York belle. "Yes, indeed; but it s merely a dollars and sense ar rangement; he furnishes the dollars and I the gonsa, you know." . . The four furnaces that are in course of con struction at Kimley City, near litriiilriKtutio, Ala., are to produce 720 tons of Dhdron a day. wo uioujaria nun win be unmoved, this rest establtxhment will cost nearly 81.000.UU0 or oonsu-ucuon. TUE DEVIL FISH DESCRIBED Is not a more tenacious monster than malaria, whether it takes the form of chills and fever. bilious remiuaut. ague cake or dumb aitue. L ite the octopus of tiie story it clasps the vic tim in lis teniHoum), ana Dijsniin sioser ana closer in a horrible embrace. Attacked with Hottettur's Stomach Hitters, however, it triad- ally relates lis tremendous erip, nnally aban ons it. and the iiuonuam HiinVrer. liberated at last reiolt-es In the sense of new born freedom. engendered by the restoration of complete health. Djspepsis, too, and constipation, thooe old and remorseless enemies of the human fam ily, irivs irrounri. and are finally driven from the Held by this Napoleon of remedies, the greatest, the purest in the family pharmaco poeia, ttneiimuiism succumbs to iu so 00 mo ney troubles. The nerves, when overstrained. retrain quietude and vittnr by ita aid. and the ability to rest tranquilly and eat with zest are increased by it. Itvsoi t to it in time and avoid unnecessary sum-ring. A curled walnut tree felled in the Coal Itlver Valley. W est Im-inla. was cut up Into veneer ing aud sold for tijm. THE FLVINO DOTE OF PEACE. A richlv frosted aulverinor flvlntr Dove. A Dream of Life screen calendar. An Im ported ideal head. An imported f onted now scene and a full Bet of magnificent noral cards. Fourteen artixtlc pieces. sent to snyone who will buy f-oai a driiR- Kist a box of the genuine Dit L". Al I.ank s Cklkbkatkh Livkh t'lixa (price 2i eta.) and mail us the outsMe wrapper f-otn the box witn 4 cents in atamna. vt rite vour address plainly, t lkmi.no tJKos., fitts dl kuu, jt A. A St. Louis fur dealer recently receivtid from 1 etas 1,021 wi'dcat skins in one consignment. FOR RIOKKTS, MAKASMV ASO WAST1.NI DISIIKIIERS OF CHILDRKN, fSrett'a FmalHlon of Pure Cod Liver Oil with HKpuophitee Ih nnequalled. 1 he ra ti nt 1 1 v with which children tcidn flesh and strength upon it is very wonderful. Itead the following: I have used Scott s r.muwlon in cases of Kickels and Marasmus of long stand ing, and have been more than pleased ith the results, as iu every case the improvement was marked. J. 51. JIain. M. 11.. New lork. The t'nlted Stales and Canada exnortto En- lana s, jo.uou worm or apples a year. Man wants but little here below. Hut wants that little stronir. This is especially true of a tuiire. The av erage man or woman does not precisely hanker for it. as a rule, but when taken. wUhes it to be prompt, sure and effective. lr. rierces Pleasant Pntvative Pellets leave nothing to he desired in point of efficacy, and yet their action is totally free from any unpliaxant symptoms, or disairreeable af ier-etTecta, Purely vegetable. penecuy n arm less. Egg tlth table salt and a wet rag. K F.I. I ABLE A NO ALWAYS THE SAME. Brandreth'S PlU-S are the oldeat, safest and best blood purl Her and purpa- known. Thev are purely vegetable, theie- fore harmless. Thev are alwaTs the same and always produce the same effect. Other I purgatives require tnrreSReo a ones ana finally cease acting altoeeth'r. A course of one or two of Branokkth's Pills taken each nlnht is a positive core I r constipa tion, beadrcbe and a 1 bilious disorders. if you can t take them plain tret them sugar -coated. Sweet potatoes require nearir twice the time that man potatoes do eltr.er to bake or botL See Antiiell Piano advertisement. Tet Gkrvra for breakfast. OsbmUIbs Improves and preserves the . OF AU A YOU LOTION NEED IT!- s nteand Immediate relief in all rae of Sprain, Braises. ContnMon. ASralilons. Bums. P4rid. etc Prf rent luflamms nation, and effects tuai vettn cure. P A T hoso who sutler from Asthma. I'leurbf, Sorv I-yes or Sore Throat, Ht flud It an wnmparaW npmeiiy. as a single trial mill roT convincing 0 ne who tnffen from Ho Us, Fan Inns, or I Patnfal Corn, cannot afford to be without a bottle of tht ti'ot noothliis; remedy, which rItm tiiMant ret let. P lie. IntltfrpstloQ. ervmu Iywri. Tooth ache. Earache, lnftitnmatry l.heitmatlsm. and all Red and Inflamed Swelllne, are readily cureti py in is ma gi ca p licaiiou. SIFTHOUSANDS.fi I OK TUE MOST J FLATTERINC TESTIMONIAL RECEIVED FROM ALL PARTS OF THE COUNTRY TETIFTISO TO THE ABO "V 33 3?" OTS AND THE MElilTS OF MITCHELL'S MAGIC LOTION A.k V..r lr..i.t f.r It. Depot, 1056 Howard Bt Ban Francisco. Price. BO ets. t,nrc-e Bottle. 1 Sobsou, THE LEADING REMEDY. THE TRADE SAYS SO. The Suffering Class Says So To The Trade. ITS VIKTI'ES AKK PIIKNOMKNAL, IT8 CUKKH AKK M Alt VKlAtS. Cbronle Cases SO YearsStanttna;Cnrd Permanently SoM f y IhnmiH and Ixnlm Everywhere. The Charles A. Vog-eler Co., llalto., Md. PULMONARY BALSAM a sursHioa msiDT roa COUGHS, COLD', INCIPIENT COVSTJMPTION And all Tar-oat and Lung Troubles. Mold by all Drncilnls for SO Cents. J. R. CATES fc CO., PROPRIETORS, 417tanaonseNt NASI I'RAXCIM'O ELY'S CBEAMBALM. Forthret weeks I was suffering fromasntre Cold in Head and pa in in temples, after only six applica tions of Ely s Cream Tial m I wo. relieved. Evert trace of tny cold was remained. II. C. Clark, 1st Divi sion A Y. Ap praiser's office. CatarrH I VIC 10 ITHAYFEVER HAY-FEVER A particle Is applied Into eaohtiostru and Is Price SO eta it drucxliu : or Cnail, register. sw York. L atii - i 0 youV. AYall C TRADE f K. MARK . jsu . v r m In Now York city the buildln? trades have forty-live unions, with a membership of 65.U00. HA PPT HUMES. Much has been written and said about how to make home banpy. The moralist and the preacher have hackneyed this theme nntil It wouiu seem nothing more remained to be said. But the philosophers bsve Krone far out of their way to account for the prevalence of ill assorted couples and unliappy homes, and have over looked the eliir; cause. Most of the unhappi ness of married life can be traced directly to those functional derangements to which women are subject. In nine cases out of ten the irri table, dissatisfied and unhappy wife is a suff erer from some "female complaint." A trial of nr. fierce" favorite I'rescrlptlon will produce more domestic happiness than a million ser mons or philosophical treatises. It cures nil those peculiar weaknesses and ailments tncl dent to women. It is the only medicine sold by druggists, under a positive guarantee from the manuiaciurers. mat it win tnve satisfaction in every case, or money will be refunded. Bee guarantee printed on wrapper enclosing bottle. Leather chair seats mav be revived bv nib bing them with well-beaten white of erg. Its thousands of cut es are the best advertise ment of Dr. Sage's C atarrh ttetnedy. J. II. FIMH. Aa-aver and Anal it leal Chemlat. Laboratory, 106 r irst at., Portland. Or. Analyse made of all substances. Kates for atsa3'intf gold and silver oree $1.50. Pack ages sent by mail or express promptly attended to, and returns made. 'Ilrown'a Itronrhlal Trorkrs" will relieve bronchitis. Astiiina. Catarrh and Throat Disca es. COIfSUMPTIOS SURELY CURED. To the Editor: Please Inform vonr readers that I have a nor- Iti ve remedy for the above named disease. By Its umely use thousands or hop-less cases have been pcrnianrDtly cured. 1 shall be glad to send two bottles of tny remedy raeg to any of four readers who havs consumption if they will send me their Express and P. U. address. Itosoectfullv. I. A. SbUUUJl. Al. J. 181 Pearl 8t, New Tor Wakelee's Snulrrel and Oonher Rxtennlnator. Try it, and prove the best is tbe cheapest. vt aaeiee ar v .. Mtn r rancisco. The Oregon National Bank. Of FOItTLATIIt. IBnoBBSMinto MotfrmUtan Kv!nlank I CAPITAL, 1'AIO IS. txxuna Tiuiiku a Gxoesa! Builtti Binlni AOTJOITN I S lot mbvet check. SKIXH KXCH ASUh. on frWu I ruv-fceo sod Ke York. VAJ1 B. DcLAKllMUTX MAUKI Ja V F. SUtEMAJf CTCIWWAS7 KKAWICII. FBK. d I 1.111 II n I . H A f . Gabler. Koenixb Plaooe; Bnrdett Organ, band Instruments. Leat stock of Hheet Mnic and l$ookt. tnda sui-tiled at Rastera Priors. MATTHIAS GRAY CO.. SU6 Post OLD SORES AND ULCERS of lm uadiut vt4 bj 1I.L1-VCU.KIM!AI.. Itacor uy saii.w. mma i. r. ana. a, not. jiisa. K N AGENT W'ASTKI) IN EVKRT TOWS t on the Pacific Coast for Kimball's I -id aid Ulue. N,t-d lo e,-rj fam 1, W Vleuci HL.8.F .Cal. $5 To S a Day. Samps worth tl.SO, FREE. Lines n un lcr the hones feet. Write Bsrw. sttx's Sinmr Kr.i Holdkr Co.. Holly ,M Ich, Use Star Re-Melting Roller Compositicn AMONG THE PRINTERS. Some Interesting- Incidents of Life la th Composing; Room. Just as much of tbe humorous char-. meter as has ever been gathered to gether and published bj fnnnj-men" graduates from composing-rooms has beeu kept from the columns of news papers, because after the laugh the jokes created they have been almost forgotten. But a few of the decidedly rich things that hare been "got off in omposing-rooms by the men who have reputations in their sphere as workmen are well worth recordinir. While a well-known foreman of the New York -Posi composing-room wield ed authority there some twenty years ago he now having a post at a for eign station under the Government he was accredited with running the office with a shorter allowance of type than any other man as a foreman would have thought possible, or would havo had the temerity to do. He was constantly besieged for "sorts." aud his policy was the occasion of much vituperation piled upon his head when he was not present. Ou one day a "sub" in the office was seen, toward the end of com position hours, crawling about the floor and pit-king np type, lie was asked by the joker pf the room: "What are you doing. Jack?" "I'm trying to get type enough to finish this 'take; that's what I'm do ing," said he. in rather a disgusted tone. ' "Well, what sorts do you wantP What are you short of?" "I want some h's." "Go over there"under No. 19s frame. He's an Englishman. Hedrops theui," was the comforting rep'y. This same foreman was somewhat particular as to the care displayed in setting t3'pe, and was very much perplexed at any time if a bad divis ion was made, an offense in any of fice as a matter of fact. A "comp new to the office had on his first day's work divided the word tongue, doing it thus ton-gue. The proof on which it occurred came under the "old man's" eye, and as the "slug" gave the perpetrator away, he went for him thus: . "What have you got in your mouth?" thinking to gain a point on the "comp. by his answering and pro nouncing the offending word correctly. "Ileh?" "What have you in your mouth, sir?" "Terbacky, sor," was the paralysing answer, and the foreman, although "knocked out." retired to a corner to himself to indulge in the general laugh that ensued. A well-known foreman of a large New York newspaper composing-room although austere inside the office and favoring nobody, and a decidedlv good fellow outside was very fond of a quiet joke, which usually partook of a rather practical nature. Some years aijo a "chapel" meeting was held on the question of having1 too many com positors on the paper, and a committee rf six as appointed to wait upon the foreman and try to get him to consent to reduce the force. A gentleman who is still known among New York print ers was chnen chairman of the com mittee and Sfnikesman, and he and his associates waited upon the "old man" iind stated the case, saying that if the force were reduced those remaining could make u decent living, when the following colloquy took place: 'How many too many men do you think are on the paper?" 'We have considered the matter and Ihink six is about the number." The foreman glanced with a twinkle in his eye from one end of the commit tee line to the other, and said with a wave of the hand across: "Well, yon six can go;" and they were discharged. m Y. Utar. Too Conscientious. Gentleman (to Uncle Rastus) I woi.der. Uncle Kastus, that you don't marry again. Your wife has been dead over a year, has i't she? Uncle Kastus Yes, sah, but I'se too conscientious fo' ter marry agin under d6 circumstiinces. Gentleman How is that? Uncle Kastus Well yo' see, sah, Ise nebber paid fo' de gravestone yit. N. Y. Sun. ' A Lovely Skin Nothinz is known to science at all comiro'.e to the CTTictEi I.I'JEDiu in tntir marveuaus rojerties of cUianinj, juiifyiny and bcautifvlnfc Jit :.ln, and In cartas torturing, disEgurwsr, Itc li ng, rcaly and pltn. ly diseases at tbe skin, scalp and blood, with Ices of hair from infancy to age. Cmcct. tUe great Situ Cora, and Ccncoaa Soat, an exquisite Htm u:auaer, prepare It, externally, and CtTTKXli nasoLVKxr, the new Bloid Puriaer. Internally, are a positive cnrs tor ever; form ot skin and Mood disease, from pimples to scrofula. I have had a most wonderful ears of salt rheam. For five years I have suffered with this disease. I had .t on my face, arms snd hands. I was onsbie to do anything whatever with my bands f or over two years. 1 tried hundreds of remedies, and not on bad the least effect. The doctor said my case was Incurable. I saw year advertisement, and concluded to try the trnccii Bnscua; and incredible as it may seem, that after using one box ot Cmcru. and two cakes ot Ccntcii Boat, and two bottles ot Crnctu Enxunn, find 1 am entirely cored. Those whs think this letter exagerated may come and see me and find out for themselves. GRACE P. HAKKHAM. Korta St. Charles Street. Bella River, Ont. 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Jaekson County, Or, eenter of Rngue River Valley, "" mud cllmsfe and nroducsivensss. 1 have been afflicted staes last March wHh a sfcla disease th d xjton called arsema ST tace tras covered with scabs and sores, tad tb l ehinj sad barninj vera almost unbearable. SaMm Tuuz Cu'ricuRA Rzaanxas so highly rcconamen&axjL eon etaded tdgive them a trial, using- the Ct inxaA id e&.iuvaa Soap externally, and lsobvavr internally, tor four months. I eaS mi set eared in gratttade tor wiiich I make this pablie atameos. CLARA A. FREDERICK. Brad Brooa Cans. I hsre Suffered from Salt. Rheam for rrr i;bl Tears, at tunes so bad that I could not attend to mj business for weeks at a time. Teres bMsv,: CunccaA and four bottles Rnotvzar bare en tirely cured me ot this dreadful di-eajc. JOBS THIE-V,. . 1S7S Second AvenuaKsr ITe-k City. Tbe box Cfrrtcra elEli j .a smt tarn soma months ago d1 rr.u good that 1 3! send tor aoothiief, VUevie eat it wl ere me of a stin disease with which 1 bare been troubled foe eighteen Tears, ' r FAXXIK J. JOBTisOy, Amsterdam, Va. Bold em shsie. Price: Ccncraa, Me.; Boat, 25c; Besolvsst, (X Prepared by the Pottks Dana asn ChexicaI Co., Boston, Mass. Send for "How to Ca-e Skin Diseases," pages, 60 UlastsatbToa, snd 100 testiinonisls '- it PiM PLES, blackhetds, chapped and ofiy skin preveineJ by cmccaA medicates boat. A NERVE TONIC. Celery and Coca, the prominent ia credients, are the best and sfet Kerve Tonics. It strengthens and qniets the nervous system, curing Kervotn Weakness, Hysteria, Sleep lessness, 4c. AN ALTERATIVE. It drive oat the poisonons tremors of the biood parifymg and enriching it, and so overcoming those diseases resolting from impure or impover. ished blood. A LAXATIVE. Acting mfldlybnt sorely on the bowels It cures habirosl constipation, and promotes a regular habit. It strength ens the stomach, and aids riigfstinn. A DIURETIC. In tts com portion the best and most active diorrtiesof the Materia Medica arecombinedscientifica3ywith other effective remedies for diseases of the kidners. It can be relied on to give quick relief and speedy cure. Kumitgdsof teslii msijElghsvebat'iimmiied. from pei sops who hav nsed this rvmedy with remarkable heoest. Sesdtorcircaiars,sTvmc fail particDlaia. frtea tl St.- Sol by Bracgista. WELLS, RICHARDSON & CO., Prop's BCBUNGTOIf. VX. Invalids' Betel and Surgical Isstilsta sasT of Etariateea timksti mm Bkin fol rkyaJcsaju mmm Hmmsi. ALL CHRONIC DISEASES A SPECIALTY. Patients treated here or at thtj horm-s. Man y treated at home, through correspondences as successfully as if here in person. Come and ace us, or send tea cents in stam for our " Invalids' Geide-Book," which gives all partic ulars. Address: Wqrij"8 Jlispexsary Medio Cal. Association, 663 Main St Buffalo, N.Y. For "worrMjnt, "run-down." debilitated School teachers, milliners, seamstresses, house keepers, and overworked women generallv. Dr. Pierces Favorite Prescription Is the best of all restorative ton ics. 1 1 is not a " Cure-all," but admirably fulfills a Finpk-nefa of purpose, beinar a most potent Specific for all those Chromic Weaknesses and Diseases peculiar to -women. The treatment of manv thousands of such eases, at the Invalids Hotel and Surg ical Institute has afforded a large experience in adapting remedies for their cure, and Dr. Pisrcs's Favcrits Prescriptica' Is the result of thfs vast experience. For lnternal eonaestlon, Inilammstioa and b Ice ration, it ia a Specific. It Is a powerful general, as well as uterine, tonle and nervine, and imparts vipor and strength to the whole system. It cures weakness of. stomach, indrarestioa, bloating, weak beck, nervous prostration, exhaustion. dVbility and sleeplessness, in either sex. Favorite Pressrip-. tion is sold by druggists under our pusittre) guarantee. See wrapper around bottle. PRICE $1.00, Bend 10 cents in stamps for Dr. Pierce's terge Treatise on Diseases of Women (M0 pevesv pnpef -covered I. Address, World's Dispkm s art Medicai. Association, 663 Main etreet Buffalo, N. T. VLTC.'B T)TTT ts ANTI-BIHOrS and CATHARTIO. SICK HEADACHE Ri:ion fleadache, DiBtaessiCensilpa. tion. Indigestion, and Billoas Attacks, promptlv cured by Mr. lPleree'e HleaasiBS Purgative Pellets. 23 oents a vial, by Pruggista. The Van Blonciscar DISPENSARY. vS.-LANTX OB, Teosa; mMdlaaced ana lAamcleor married sssa lhosuaev with LOST MANHOOD I Kerroas Iteeilny. Bpsrma- SexaalDeBav.IViitn. u lZnmmmi?mZL'SS J Jraptiona. Hair Vailln. a Bona hlu a fjft Bon Ami, TTlenn, fc.. wVukBae Barana Urine, Ooaosihea, Oliwt Hrrint -nrompt nttef sod eare for Ilia - mrSTOB 18a to 184 THIRD S. Big e lias given univer sal satisfaction ta the enra of Gonorrhoea and Gleet. I prescribe It and feel safe in recommend ln It to all sufferers. A.J.ST0XEB, B.D Decatar, I IV PRICE, S1.0O. . Bold by Druaciats. I CURE FITS ! When I say cure I do not mesa merely to stno titan for a tuna snd then has them retara again 1 mTnT t nriical enra. I have made the diseaaa , Sim t ' warrant my remedy to cure the worst eaeaaT Bi - "-" J - V f no now raeauviim oena ufioot rar a creatisa ana a Ftm liOT..l. Cl!3 Pearl y.tTNw IB ( assssaaaBssw - f 1 fELLtTSV x Jwellatfi I X 'HOI DATS.J f i aaassSwwasn. J MrSaatybytte "TaTtssehsstleilOa. Cbseniasrl JM P. H. TJ. Ko F. n; V Y r i r' -4 r J