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About The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898 | View Entire Issue (July 22, 1887)
- PORTtAJSO PROntCfi MARKET. ErTTKB Fancy roll, & Oregon Inferior grade Pi. kled California roll do pickled Chekse Eastern, full cream . Oreiron, do . . v Cat if ornia ...... Egos Fresh . .-. Dried Fbcits Apples, qr, sks and bx. .. do California Apricots, new crop Peaches, impeded, new . . . IVars, machma dried Pitted cherries Pitted pluwc. Oregon FIrs, Cai., in bi and bxs. .' Cai. Prunes, French Oregon prunes Flour -Portland Tat. Roller, tfbbl 9 Salem do do White Lily bbl Country brand Superfine Grain Wfeat, Valley, 100 lbs. . . do Walla Walla :0 10 iX) 20 1 li 20 id 1H S3 8 23 n 15 40 11 S 1') m 12 7J'S U 13 ta 14 7 1A ft lil 7 i 8 10 75 4 73 4 73 4 33 3 DO 4 25 1 51 a 1 rs 1 iO 1 3o 1 10 Barley, whole, V ctl do grou d, V ton Cora, f 100 r& Oats, choice milUn V bush 20 0) ft23 00 53 f o 50 1 00 (5? 1 10 do Teeo,Kooatocnoice,'-ia do do do new Rve, V 100 tts 1 EED Bran, ton Shorts, V ton Hay, t ton, baled ........ T. Chop. P ton.. Oil cake meal tton Fresh Fruits Apples, Oregon new IP bx . Cherries, Oregon, drm. . . Cherry plum L-mons, California, tfbx.. Llrne, t 100 Riverside oransres, t box . . . Ix8 AnReles, do do . . . Peaches, V box .. Hides Dry. over 10 tts, I? 22T3 S23 00 24 t0 is oo mo 00 23 l 0 (6 30 00 30 00 fe32 5C 1 00 7 3 3 1 00 4 00 3 (0 1 B0 7 50 3 00 3 50 1 00 tfl 50 l i a It ex saiteKi, over to ids. . . . Murrain hides.- Pelts VrGKTABI.IW OrbrwMtc, PR.... Cai r its, t? sack Cauliflower, ydoz.. Onions .-. Potatoes, old, ifi lb . do new, do Wool East Ore iron. Sprint? clip. Valley Oregon, do one-thrd oiT. 10 1 00 2 S w 50 1 23 13 14 a 20 13 24 GIVE THEM A HITCH. Bow SKallors Keep Their Trousers From JtaeVtB at the Kneea. "How do I keep my trousers from bagging at the knees?" echoed an old man who had served ninny years in the British navy. 'Why, that's one of the simplest things in the world if a man only knows how aud will put himself to a little trouble at first. Jack Tar's trousers as you know, are very t-loe reefed an-1 built snug aud taut all the way down until near the bottom, where they are given full sail and epread themselves well over the boot. They are the very kind that are apt t. bag at the knees, so one of the lirsi things the young landlubber is taught when he enters the navy is how to wear them. 2Co douL-t you have often heard of the sailor taking a hitch in his tronsers every time he sits down, and no doubt yon thought he did it merely as a sort of introduction to the yarn he was about to spin. Yes, few people would imagine that the hitch is what keeps the trousers straight; but just -think a moment and you will recollect that they fit very tight around the knee, and that whenever yon sit down and poke out your knees yon stretch the cloth. That's what makes the bagging. By taking a few hitches in your trousers when yon sit down you leave plenty of slack for the knees to pl.iv in, and your clothes will wear out before they will bag. After taking the hitch a few times it will become almost et?ond nature to you; and you will doit unconsciously every time yon sit down. The hitch may be simple, but it is worth more to a man tlian one of those patent five dollar tronsers stretchers. As for the coat, not one in a dozen knows how to bntton it so that it will set well. Tkeproper way is to begin at the bot tom button and go np. ot" a "day passes but I have to laugh at people who say they are going to bntton their coats up and then calmly proceed to button them down." Philadelphia Telegraph. GREAT PROFESSION. Bow a Xgal Luminary Astonished One of of His Ex-CUeat. An old fellow entered a lawyer's of. fice and excitedly exclaimed: "Look here. Colonel, I understand you have been employed by Wilk-ins to bring suit against me?" "Yes, sir." "But, Colonel, Wilkins accuses me of dishonesty." - "What of that?" 'What of it! Why, last year you de fended me against just such a charge." "Yes, I remember." "Of course you do. You said during the trial that yon had never met a more honest man than I am, and swore that I could not be guilty of a dishonest ac tion." "Yes, I believe I did." "I know yon did, and, sir, do you know what I'm going to do?" "What?" "I've got Witnesses, and I'm going to prove in court that you said it. Then what will yon do?" Acknowledge that I said it, of course." "Then the jury will decide in my fa vor." "I think not." "Can't help it." "Oli, yes, for I will tell the court how much faith I had in you last year, that I would Indeed have staked my all on you, and that I was nevermore pain- .faljy. shocked in my life than I was . whes, a few days ago, I received con vincing proof of your rascality. My dearair," the lawyer continued, "I am ever day impressed more and more with the broadness and extensive com- irehnsion of the legal profession. Don't bo in a hurry. Always glad to see-you, and will cheerfully serve you 'tn?iy time." Arhannwio Traveler. Ijo not try te keep geese unless aH the conditions are favorable. Geese may be kept at a very small cost or they mayentail cost according to circum stances. A pond and pasture will en able them to secure their food with but little aid. St. Louis Bepublican. 'Where w ill you put me when I come to pee your 'castlo in the air' P asked a gentleman of a wittv Asylum .LSi-ycrung iaay wuom ne was visiting one evening. "In a brown study" was I the impromptu reply. Hartford Jour : naL Prof. Baird says that fishes eome imeslive to be one hundred and fifty years id. ivow we can understand why they are in no hurry to partake of the tempting morsel at the end of out line. lictroit Free Press. . . . Fl "er-pot stains on the window- HI will ld to a forcible application-?" . ashes. ;"i$e off; ei aa ROUGHING IT OUT WEST. Sad Story of a lallhful Wife Who Trie Lire on the l'talu. Af:cr telling of a young couple brought up to luxury who thought they would rough-It on the plains, a corre spondent thus continues his story: "To the reader who has been accus tomed to dwelling in populous section, no adequate idea of the utter loneliness of a residence in the Far West can Ihi formed. The disconsolate wife, unablo to obtain :ststar.ee in her hour of U'-eil, now remained faithfully watching by the bedside of the dying man, who ap peared to entertain a peculiar dread of being buried alive. 'Promise mo.' he said to his wifo some hours before his death, 'that you will not see me buried for at least four days after I have breathed my last;' to which request tho poo? woman tearfully assented. AH through the day and daring the earlier portion of tho ni;jht tho woman sat alone with her dead, while without, and as though already scentintf their prey, a pack of hungry coyotes circled about the isolated abode, ever and anon giv ing vent to their peculiar and blood curdling cries. At nine o clock a small party of miners, including our guides, ood and Armstrong, called on the way to Cheyenne. "The sad storv was soon told and carlv on the following morninff one of the party was sent to Horse Creek for the purpose of obtaining the material fr a collin. Pin ing all this timo the widow sat bv the bedside of her dead husband, at times scrutinizing the fea tures of the latter and momcntar ly siarimir up as ii sne lancicu sue de tected signs of returning animation. Kit Armstrong, from whom I received whatever information i here afforded concerning this Kid episode, together with his companion. Wood, remained during the four davs following the death of the man as described. On the last night of their vijril the woman, worn out from eoii.-tant watching, con sented to take sm-? rest while toward morning both of the watchers also fell asleep. "It is not known at what hour the supposed corpse became again animated with life, but it was found upon inves tigation that the boav bad at some time during the night partially turned in the collin in which it had leen placed, although the features sti.l bore the same placid expression thev had worn the duv previous. The diseoverv of this dreadful circumstance proved too much for the afflicted wife, w ho en tirely lo?t her reason and who thenee- i forth roamed about in the vicinitv of her late home, being generously af- I on tea shelter by those who had pur chased the ranch, and snperstitiously avoided bv Indians, who regarded her with awe. Boston Commercial HulUlin. ARTIFICIAL. SOCIETY. A Crowd of iTgnthtlral Men and Women lVvohl of Keal Intellt-rf. A corresixunlent who has been o! serving sH-icty in Washington, set it down as '-a very conglomerate a flair, with nor.c of the heart of hospitality in if." The people being literally "here to-day and goiiff k -raorrow." po through the hollow form of calls and receptions with litr:e move than a pn fissio!i of kindliness, as a m:ttt-r of business. You will, for int-meo. be invited to call upon some .person on he n-ception day. S'io stand in a line with thos: who receive with her, some of thein stupidly sclf-consciou. or im pudently indifferent. YVm say -'ood-morning" at coming ami ping, al though it is well along towanl evening. Some of the ladies have no wai-t worth mentioning to their dresses, and no taet whatever in their manner. You are invit-d to tnkc choeolnfe. which yon do as solemnly a if it were hem lock ta. You sigh for some bright spirited lUJn or woman with whom to exchange an idea, but you sigii in vain. You see lxiro reeks uggetive of pneu monia, gorgeous dresses, gigantic fale teeth and s'nile equally artificial. There is the slightest perceptible jolt in the social wheels when a man or woman of high po-i;io:i die, but the jar is hardly discernible, and the car of juggernaut moves on. People at the bottom of the soeial ladder are strain ing and agonizing to get to th" top. Those :rt the top are olten eying e:eh other with envy and suspicion. The press has hold up to ridicule and well deserved contempt the imp'ident and ill-mannered people who attended the Chinese bat!, uninvi'ed. and who dis graced, themselves and their country as much by going ns they did by their raid npon the dining-room. You have seen animals feed out of a trough? Well but no matter. Who wore these peo ple? They are pors.vis who aspire to be reckoned of the "upper crust"' in t'.e "society" in tlse "court circle"' of Amcriea. VohuYs Companion. How Haper ypa !s Mai. T pe made from pap.-r is the la;e-t novelty. A process h:l b-jr-n patented bv which large tvpe used for printing placards can bfl made fiwn pulp. S.jcii l. tt -rs ara at present out o i wood. The p;!?p is desiccated and and reduced to a powdered or comminuted state, after which it is tliorovhiy mixed with a water-proofing liquid or material "t c'i as parailiue oil or adrjing linseed oil, for instance. This mixture is then d.'ied, and subsequently pulverized, la its pulverized staw il is introduced into a mold of r?quisit? construct ion to produce the desired article, type or block, ami then subjected to pres sure to otisoiidate it, .-ftid heat to ren der tricky or adhesive the water-proofing material. Ynially. the type is Ied while in the mold, so as to cause it to retain its shaM and solidity. Cclie'n J U its', ratal IVtckly. A new form of amusement, now in ogiic at li -aver Fall. Pa., is for a number of young men to gather round i natural gas torch and catch tho June hug or booties, then put them on their iiands and bent the cigars as to which wiil fly away the quickest. The bugs ily directly for the gas torch, and an jiher plan is to bet on the one who will ;et in the flames first and be burned to d iat h. It is a very exciting game, and tiifj boys say it beaUs base-ball all ffnl iuv. Mrs. Grant has just received from Charles L. Webster a check for $33. 381.53 as additional profits on the sale of "General Grant's Memoirs." She has thus received to date a total of 1394,459.53. The financial success of Grant's book is unprecedented in the history of literature. Chicaao Tribune. Kev. Jfc-dniund Darrow, of ater-1 ford, Conn., was bora in tho seventh ,-ar of this century, on the seventh apparently very poor, she is said to be d.i of the month, on the seventh !!sUr"Vrth thirty thousnnd dollars. She se- lfrre-f-thrU'c; frrcgpl" bonrol vfaf her entire sustenance from free- . aiwaya ceen a DEBT AND EXTRAVAGANCE. Simplicity and ( omf t sticr! I !- to Tantty at the Merchant' L.. i..,c Very few women, vh are not miser ly, are coutent to bo simple to live well within their means, having all things in harmony and all things in sufficiency, those which are unseen as well as those which are visible. Most of them prefer an outside grandeur with a skimped and dilapidated Inte rior, so that the world to which they sacrifice shall commend and perhajw envy seeing nothing of the flaws be low the surface. What the family feels does not count; of self-respect there Is no question: of the sentiment of thorough ness also is there none. The whole strength of the manage ment goes to make a show to have an occasional display aud the debt by which this is brought about troubles the conscience of the lady as little as Hie discomfort to her family disturbs her feeling. Her friends do such and such things in such and such a style, so must she. She puts her sclf-rcsooct in emulation not in sincerity, not in thoroughness and holds herself worthy of her position iu proportion to the ex tent to which she spreads its pretence and increases its fundamental rotten ness. If she gives dinners she goes be yond her home powers, and has to bor row from the outside. A plain, well cooked, simple and suc culent repast, such as she could accom plish without aid, and such as would delight her guests, would be a confes sion of comparative poverty she could not be induced to make. Wherefore she spends more in a bad imitation of first class cooking than her finances can properly afford and goes into debt for the margin. What is true of housekeeping is truer ttill of personal expenses the milli ner's bill and the dressmaker's with the thousand little fads and fancies dear to the feminine f.iind and destruc tive to the feminine senso t:f honor. To get Im hind the scenes and into the confidence of certain small traders is to be introduced to the world, which, if you yourself arc not one of the debt makers, seems i.r another constitution and character from that you have al ways inhabited. Some women have neither conscience nor compassion neither thought 4 nor feeling for the Hor creatures whom they mulct the victims whom they cheat. Emilg Crad docl in .V. Y. HrraUt. WORK FOR WOMEN. - Bre-Ke-pin One of the Mmd Agreeable I.mplortnen: for farmer' Wive. Who can keep bees? Anj body j srsstl of confidence, gentleness, pa tienee and sense. There are persons who believe that the bees instinctively select them for enemies, pursue them and sting. Founded in this belief such persons will never iH-come lee-keexiN. but if they should attempt it. throwing aside all fear they would lino that the "instinctive antipathy" against them personally did not exist. Man is the enemy of every living thing regafdi-d from the standpoint of the livinjj thinjr. If it 1 desired to take cg;js from a brooding hen. they are not abandoned liccause the hen drives her beak Into the flesh, or flies into the face of the intruder. The bee-keeper may be stung a hundred times in a season, and vet lie has no more fear of liees than of flies. The In ginner is advised always to wear gloves with long gauntle'ts Ixumd to the arm by elastic cords. When confidence Is established fullv the glove will lc laid aside. All bee i. -1 . . KccjKT- near veil, inere mav oe a few exception, but only a few. Women bee-keepers have been vert sueet-'ful. A be paper, perhaps the first one of any account in this coun try was published by a woman who worked out agricultural problems in ner own Binary, x lie "Dioomeir cos tume, or a modification of it. is recom mended by some writers. But there a general di-like for that picturesque dress. The object i gain ed by bavins a skirt so full . t the hem that it may In gathered about each ankle lwdow'the top of the shoe. The material must be strong, but may be light as gauze, and Ix ing light and ample will not inter fere with any movement. For all there is recreation, exercise, health, and ai least twenty-five per cent, profit Tiierc are two ways to start an api ary, namely, either to buy colonies in modern hives all ready to make har-ve-t, or to buy colonies in old fash ioned hives and transfer to modern hives. Tiie. latter is the cheaper, and the transferring, even of one colony, will usually rob bee-keeping of any tenuis it may have in any timid mind. It is a grand introduction to the whole science. George li. Stockwell, in X. E. Farmer. ADVICE TO OLD MEN. Ko They May Secure Contrnt inrut and Attain -reat Ace. In the matter of advice, old men have been neglected. Young men, girls, marrhd women and boys have all re ceived the philanthropic attention of newspaper writer4, but It seems that no one has the time to drop a few use ful hints to the man who has done so much for the world. The following suggestions are freely given: Old men should bo careful of their health. They should not go to the theater in damp weather without a shirt. It is also advisable to wear something on the feet. Old men will find it to their interest not to remain on a railroad track until after a train has passed. Well-read physicians now generally agree that heavy freight trains, especially late at night, are hard to digest. Old men, especially in a cold climate, should not go in swimming until after the first of January, nor recline on ice i?i the evening. An old man should marry a very young woman. It teaches him that there is nothing in life after all, and reconciles liim to death. By observing thrse and other rules, some old men have attained great age. A teacher in Massachusetts was speaking of the difficulty of defining some very common wonls. "Now there is the verb 'to be.' What does it mean when I say "I am?' " Maggie's hand was waved frantically around, and her whole body teemed to be in the throes of a mighty and startling thought. "Well, Maggie, what does it mean?"' "It means it means that when any body says as how y' ain't, an' thin 3-' are." Harper's Bazar. A little old woman in t.ftered aU tire sells matches on the' st;x?ets of Philadelphia. She is named Maria Ixraisa Hancock and claims relation- I ship to the dead General. Although I UllKl couiiu)n i wiwbj nucre buu FACTS ABOUT RATS. taterenttng Information Gathered lr an Ardent Admirer of the Kotlent I ttin.lr. Tho rat Is finely equipped for th. pe culiar life ho is ordained to lea l. II has strong weapons In tho shape of four long and very sharp teeth; those teeth have a fine edge, the uppsr working into the lower, so that they meet l i the act of gnawing; while tho soft parr. N lieing worn away, the hard part keep lis cliisel-lke edge all tho lime, aad at the same timo the teeth are constant!; growing up from tho bottom, so that a 1 hey wear away a fresh supply is read . Should one of these teeth be removed, tho opposite tooth will continue to grow, and there being nothing to w(ar it away, it will project from the mouth and bo turned upon itself, and If it be an under tooth it will grow so long a to penetrate tho skull. Thero are curious facts connected with tho habits of tho rat which war rant a close observation of them on tin part of those who may havo the oppor tunity. A lady at one time mKed several eggs from her store closet, and naturally concludod that they had b.on stolon by the sorvant. She questioned the girl, who denied any knowledge of tho eggs, which continued to disap pear in the satne mysterious main. r. when one day tho thief was unexpect edly discovered. The lady observed one morning, on entering her store room, a singular sight. A little rat was upon his back upon fho floor and hugging an egg. while a larger rat was hauling him round by the tail. In this way, undoubtedly, all th- mis'm egas had been carried away. Rats have two motions of the j-iw in biting. The first is soft and delicate, and the teeth just scratch the object they have hold of. Then follows a quick, powerful action of the jaw. and the slender teeth sink up to the gums al stay there. This bite is danger ous. If the teeth have gone doeplr in t Okie's hand it is well lo s-ick' the wound. Tills seems to keep the swell ing down, but always a good ileal of pain follows. There is bo harm in the bite of a well-fed rat. A frightened rat will fight if cornered, and viciou-.lv. to- The way to grab rats so that they can not bite is to seiza thein with a stroug grip just back of the neck. They will howl like stuck pigs, bat cau not get away, and are entirely under control. Rats have a fine scent for Hading out where there is any thing nice to eat, and it has ofter been a subject of wonder bow they manage to gei 0:1 board ships laden v'th sugar and oi her attractive cargoes, bir th- inrs tery has been solved, for they have bee 1 seen to come tiff shore to th ship by means of the rope vhie'i m lored her to the wharf. Br the same mean they will leave th ship when she gets into port, parliculailv if thev find their quarters filling with water. A gentleman's house was once In fested uith rats, and h ; g it t- imple'ely riil of them by cale!iiii o:t of them alive, and covering it with coal tar, and allowing it to relnra tt its ho'e. At another tim a lr.i- w.is ; a! nijrht i t a h is; where re.t wcte nnmcmiK ami in the morning the trap was fonn. I sprung, w th a long tail in ir.slde. Its owner bad vani-hed, ami. perhaps, after r.datl.tg h!s narrow es cape, and how h" It 1 1 bs-. his b.;ant" fnl tail, took all his rat frie-.i is nn 1 left the houe f irov.-r. It ha Iv ea to! I by M. d S:. Pi-M-rc that wlu-n the ma i-ol-w.v:- V M an t 're turned fiwn Hir.na, i- thyear 17.51, tho rats inores.d to sar't an extent that they destroyed a hundred weight of bi-euit daily. T!is!iij wn fmal'y smok 'd between decks and sit hampers were, for some time' filled every day with rats that ha L thus been kiHel. Whenth: atmospheric p-.mrn were in ne at the terminus of the C r. do:i railway bun Ire.l-J of r.islt the'r lives there in this way; At night they used to get in'o fie large exhausting tube to lie'e th j grease off the leather valve. As soon as the pump was put in order to work f r the early train, out these rats were sucked. The rat, thuigti naturally n savage creatur is cap ib'e of beinz tamed an 1 mala obedient to the v.iil of mau. Some of the Japanese taeiera's. an I teach thein t perform m i iy tricks; then they exhibit them. CKcijo Xex3. GOLD AND SILVER. Marked Growth lu ISBil In the Production of the l'rerious Metals. Statistics compiled by the Well-Fargo Express Company show that in the great mining region west of the Missis sippi the production of precious metals enjoyed a ieriod of marked growth in I8tt. The yield of silver, not counting the receipts from Mexico, was $52,130. 351, or f4.X3,812 more than in the let preceding year. The gain over 1-S5 was ?7, 6.1,252, or about 17 per cent. . These figures, it should be borne in mind, are in values measured by the gold standard, and the iuee-ise iu the weight of bulliou was propor tionately much greater, the price of silver having Wen unpreoedentedly low last year. As compared with the average annual production of the last fifteen years, 188(5 shows a gain of a')ont if 1(5,000, 000,or 43 per cent., speak ing roughly. Last year showed a handsome gain ilso in the production of gold over the three ju.-t preceding, but in the long ran the yield of this metal in tho United states is gradually decreasing. It jradually rose in the region west of the Mississippi from T:3.750.000 iu 1370 to ;4l.x0.00 in 1S77, and then fell dendily to $25.1S:UG7 in 11. lv 1885 t rose to $2tJ,3:i3.75t3, and last year here was a further advance to 51,42 t, tho increase over tho provisos rear having been $;5,107,CG8, or about 12 per cent. In gold, as well as Jr. -ilver, the prospects of tho present year arc encouraging, and, even with out the possible discovery of new min ing districts, there may bo another handsome gain. It is cert ain that he resources of the United States, in this, metal have not yet been very thoroughly tested or approached ex haustion, and altogether tho mining interests of the Far West arc evidently holding their own with the other great productive intercuts of the country. r Cleveland I.eaih r. Koo itoy-iMnitn is tno name of a Memphis ex-policeman who was ar raigned in tho police ourt the other day on a charge of recklessly driving a water-cart, thereby ruining Mr. Jamos Carr's new suit and disgracing two famous names. Apropos ot monuments to men who deserve them, Rouen will shortly erect by public subscription a statue (in the famous Cathedral) to LaSalle. who discovered the Mississippi. He was born iu the old French cit, where Jeanne d' Ajo was burned. if. T. In dependant. ) M lllonalre Flood lias recently enclosed bU Sun Frencifu-o palnce nlih a bronze fence which cost $30,000, and he Is now adding two large bronze gate, each weitthinR 4 0W pounds, which wl.l cost $I5,(JU0 more. THE SEGIHSIHQ 0T THE EKD. The beginning of dlrae Is a nliKl't debility or disorder of somo of tho vt'al organo, the stomach, the liver or the bowels usually. There are dyspeptic, symptoms, tho liver i trouble tome, the fckln grows tawny and unhealthy looking, therfl aro pains in the right aide or IhrouKh the right tthotililur blade. The climax U often nn utter prostration of the physical en e'tftcs perhajMi a fatal lsnne. Hut If ihedlltt 111)15 is met 111 time with lliMtuttur Monmeti II iters, which lu always cttueiive as a remedy, and il htinul l he reKorted to at an rarlr bIhi there will be no it-boon I ) apprehend those in jurious bulwquent effects upmi the system ottim enldllnl by entirely cowl (IIm-usuh. Vr better is It, also, to employ this sate rein1 dial oifi-nt in fuver and spue, and other malnriit) complaints, than quinine and oilier poiout druys, hi.-h, even when they do prove etfifi 111 fur a lime, ruin the ktomach aud Impair tiie general health. The United Siatea war steamer Galena has been ordered to the Canadian fishing grounds. THE TAV0EITE 1 REECEIPTIOH. ' Dr. It. V.. Pierce, f Huftalo, N. Y., whose name has txeome known over the world through bis nuccess ns a physician, and especially through tho reputation of bis "Golden Medical lJiscovery," has done a ood work in preparing an especial rem edy for the many diRtresainc trouble claHstd as "fem e weakneKseM." ft I known as the "F vorite Prescript ion." Under its adiiiintdtraUoii all the pelr c or gans are atrengihened, and the woman be conies tint embodiment of health and beauty which Uod intended her to bz. The city of Atchison Kan., owing to a lak cf fumiR, is without either police pro tection or street lights. ALWAYS SaFa AKD SUES. It Is safe to take Brandreth s Pills at any time, but to Ret the best results they should be taken on an empty stomach be fore going to bed. F. r Constipation or Dyspepsia one or two taken every night will, in a nhort time, perform an absolute cure. It is well to take a purgative at lea-t onre or twice a month as a preventa tive of disease BkaN'DRETU's Pn.l.s ate entirely vegetable, and ihe safest and most ellVetive tiurgative ever introduee-i to the public. They have been used iu this coun try for ever llfiy years. Kaddrn Chances of the Weather often rjtUKO Piilmonarv. Jrironrhiiii met Asthmatic troubles, "llroxrn'a Brvnchiul Trochtm' will allay irritath-n which in duces couching gtvfng immediate relief. Sold only in bojers. ''he Ad l nnce Thresher is the test. Write Z.T. Wright, Portland, for artic ular. Agent Wanted evervwh jre. Small s-de-M article. H M. Mcrec. ejg Jewell fluce, Ml&ce- Yo Opium In Piao'a Cure for Consump tion, cures wnere otnerremeaies iaii. smc. If afllleted Jth Sore Eyi-s, ose Dr. Isaac Thompson's Kye Water. lirotrgUts sell it 5c. The onlr aftxlc of tyre, presses and printing material will be found at Palmer & Key a I'oriland house. Z. T. AVrixht. Portland, lias the West inghouse Tnrether and Engines. Wise Words About Woman. Love and a cough ea:i not be hid. - George Herbert. Maternal love! thou wor.l that stuns all bliss. Pollock. Marriages are l-st of .iHslmilar run-erial-. Theodore Parker. No man can either live piously die righteous without a wife. Riehttr. S'.ie commanded her husband in any equal matter, by constantly obeying him. Fuller. To be a man in the true sense is, in the ltrst place, and abve all things, to have a wife. Mich el ft. Shut the door of that house of pleas ure which yon hear resonuding with t'le loud voice of a woman. Sat li. There is in a!I Ill's e V.d and hollo world no fount of dep. stro'ig, death less love savj th n within a mnth?r's heart. Mrs. L'e:nans. , -r-nv5u-i;r.i. neai myself." Jocular ly said a rich man to the doctor as he came into his o:ile?. ' Tlianks: that is what I propose tolo." replied the doc tor, preen!ing n bill' for i?2y. lis went out well heeled. 5iiJIc rvat-wr4 srlrrvcth. r whm (Tcr fr.m lalrvltlc ccllr lo tnelr cx Ikttla try TKE BEST TONIC This mtvUeina eraiblftM Irrm with mm TturnahlA torocs. and in lnvtitiabl for DietKwff ptxrultKT t Vttnea and all who ld dietary IItm, It l-,n. rirhpfl and Parifle (he Illoodf timulalew t:: Appetlt- Strennthrnd tb lufclra acd Clears th compleiin. and makM th siun ernooth. It does not black the teth, cause nendiche, cr prrdQce court pat ioo other irt mr-dtrtuc i. Mrs. M. A. Pbfbtoii. Fuaie-t Orore, Orfroo anrs: M I Buttetrei tar rears w.th Vtkneas. bron' lr n Bitter h-tit raade ae well. I would not le without U," WHa. Chas. A. tiCMNER, li Ninth Ave. f ju-t Onkland Cal.. emys: 1 hmreused Brown Iron Hit ters fur Ueadaob and We&knsaaa with much bD-m. litsfore nniia' the eeeoid bottle I felt better and tr uicer I i-ec-ifnmend it as a moot valuable t;n;c." Mus. Mart 1-HAM L, M Oak bt.. Ban lrVjmctsci, Ctl., iars: 1 ueod Hrum' Irua Bitter f-jf iScroud head -xhe and it cu ed me." Genuine has aboT Trade Mark and croeeed red Hna on wraptier. Take da other. Made only i r ftKOWM CIICMICVL CO BALTiMOliK, M SNELL, HEITSHU & W 0DAED, Agents. Port'anit, Or. PrinG ilumoy, Catvea- rnn 1 vn ns 1 Va ",ljriJ One bottlo taken according to directions wilt givo better results than a gallon of Sarsaparilla, or any of tho so-called Blood Purifiers with which the market is glutted. At Druggists, price 91.00 per bottle. , $600 REWARD will be paid tor any case of Rheumatism which Dn Pardet't itemed, properly ad ministered, falls te reliere. WOMEN k --r s m si s a s ym mm. r . 1 1 1 s a ri 1 r l ij m 1 R Los Angeles proposes to utilize the na tire castor lesn in a castor-oil factory. Weak lungs, spitting of blood, consump tion, and kindred affections cured with out physician. Address for treatise, with two stamps. World Dispensary Medical Association, Buffalo, N. V. Have the grass cut ff you want your lawn a la mowed. Try the ldamond Wrench. Z. T. Wright, Portland. For sale by Wr en Baby was sick we gave her Caatorta, VTl en aho was a Child, aha cried for Castoria, When sho hncaina Miss, aha c-lana; to Caatoria, When ahehad Chlldrrauabe gave them Castoria, Julius fetzkta was shot dead by George Turner, a wealthy man. In Spirtanhbarg county, S. C. GEEATE&T DISC0TItT i I5CE 1492. For coughs, colds.n r throat, bronchitis, laryi gltis, and consumption in its early siaex, no' bint equals Dr. Pierce's "Gold n Me tlcal iMscviVery." It b also a great hi o i purifier and strength-restorer, or tonic, and for liver com plaints and costive contitlon of the bowels it has no equal. Sold by drnpgi-ts. P. Robinson, who kil'ed Charles Wil liams at Oapert jn, W. Va , was lynched by a mob. READ THIS CAREFULLY. Ery man slid wnnti jotmf or oM, on this Ojast, that is sttticl.! iritli but cliaease. do matter what, that thev family i t;;K:ia.- does nt aadentaod, ur cannot try. re. ehoul-1 write a lull deacriptiua of their trouble to !r rorderi. or get oo ' be train aod visit him. Heispnv ri'ied with erery ins'rument of BUrrt-jy. and the beat e-iiem- to be hftd for rnouey. Consultations fretf. H.iiet ofhtion glieo ; rea.nat4e ehargt.-s All eomsv K-n!enc Htrictly conndentlai. Enclose stamp. Address W. K KOHIIVN, 31. U ; otneea, 8, 9 aud 12, First St U'inal Bank, Portland. iregoa. Rupture Permanently Cured. No mtuurty Wnrlr every day. Cures guaranteed. A 41km tr. F KDKK k LITUER. onioes S. 8 and li. FItm National llank. Piatiaud. Oregon. Try GrnMKA f-r hrnalcfaat. Kidney Liver Medicine UTTER KSOWS TO FALL. irCNT'S ItEVEDT has saved from E gvring disease and death btmdreds vfao Cars, been gtrea cp bj jbrsjclans to die. Ill NT'S BEXEDT enrea all Diseases of the Uldneye, Bladder. Crtnary Or cans, Iropsy Gravel. Diabetes and Incontlnenee and Itetentlon of I'rlne. nt'jrrS BESIEDI enocsarsees sleep, creates an appetite. traa cp tie system, and reneved health Is the result. nryra beuedi cum p-iin in th Fide, Back or I.cina, GeneraJ Debility, Female l.lnrases, Dlatnrbed Sleep, Loss of Appetite and Brljhfa Disease. nrST'S P.EMEDT qtdcily Induces the Liver to healthy actios, rernuvij the cattses thit rroJace Billons Headache, Dyspep sia, Hour Stomach, Costlreness. riles, etc. By the isse of IllTST'S REMEDY the Stomach and Boirels 111 speedily regain their strength, and tiie blood ain be jrfortlj purified. IIVNT'9 BEMEDT U pmlf vegetable, and meets a Tract never before furnished to the pcUSr, and the ctaost rclissos Bay be placed la It. HOTS REMEDY Is prepared ex pressly for the atwTS r"jes-et, and baa never been known s fall One trial will eonrlnoe job. For ale by all Druggists, Fend for Pamphlet to HUMTS REMEDY CO., ProTideneei, R. X ma-aid ii Best I'tircli S nip. Ta.te- gyxl. rse CtslS Et All ELSE IA LS. by d :!; ct-. ft f f Make yonr lee and Ice Cream at AVflihame. I'nsti nothins: to make Prl-e M tcLl 30 :n- T II DAY. (313 Valraci st 8. F. THE INTELLIGENT APE. Mirvelont Im'tntlre Powers of the Chlm panzecanl Other Monkeys. The ape :s miqucsiionablj tho most in'e'lijent and tha mo?t manlike of the lower nniiiitils. physically, mentallr :tnd morally. II 3 may hs f:ir away from tho S'i:erIor rsees of men in in tcHpct but th j difference between him and the lower races ii much loss marked. The ll.ick chimpanzees of Africa have feasts like those of the ne vrocs. 'Ihey live ia communities, flsht in concert, and care for their wonnd cd. They .ire clever in the use of their hsnls and "ar.ns, throwing; stones better thai str?et boys. Buffiju's black cJiiiiipanatae knew how to un lock n door, and if he did not find the key would hunt for it. This monkey took its meals like a well bred person, ate wi'.h a spoon r-h1 fork, used a plate md served Itself wit'j win-3. In one of her letters from the Mihvy peninsula Miss Bird desei-ibjs a dinner to whieh -die Wis invited and nt which hr com panions were two apes. "The apes had their curry, chutney, pineapple, eg3 a-id bananas on porcelain, and so had I," writes the enterprising lady, who speaks of another ape, which was an important member of the family f the British Resident at Klang, as walking on its hind leffs and going along quietly by her side like a human escort. It had not even a rudimentary tail, and when it sat with its arms folded it looked liko a "gentlemanly person In a close- fit ting suit-" The worst defect of monkeys is that they are inveterate thieve. They look upon stealing ns fun, and therefore will pilfer even when they have no de--iro for what they lake. " Mm a. Rover ;c!ls us that "they are capable of sack ing a house and carrying off every thing moveable in it with tho system and concert ot a band of robbers. They nbcrr a klnu of discipline iu their operations, and post their scouts to Jn-foi-m them in season when it is time to run away." The monkeys in Sumatra, according to Cesare Moreno, steal fruits nti:l vegetables Jrom gardens and will plunder houses. "Forming a Vno in order to pass their spoils from hand to hand, they scale the walls, enter at the doors or windows, and leisurely pillage all they can find." They are also very reedy, and will get tipsy when they have tho chance, and a drunken ape seems more liko a man than ever. -V. J'. Sun. A Ciiicago newspaper tells ot & citizen of that town who, going home tho other night after a very heavy din ner, ftumblod up against an Iron rail ing that encircled a statuo. He care fully felt ids t ay around the railing several times, and at last, not. finding any opening, collapsed in a ap on Uio pavement outside, ewear. ,: '-The rascals" They've lockod rue ia hero!" X. ' 'mere is something half humorous in that paragraph which occasionally appears ia one of "'tr-contemporaries, tiiat "oIag to the illness ot Mr. we 9 unable to present bis 'Hint n i mams Absolutely Pure. 5iscciri-E-? nr.:, nw?r s r?--J a-i ai4 Trve3i-eea. Mora ecoaomlr; -TJO fe t-.7 teds, f t d asc-n-ss ca ai xxp-r- -t-i. tns -noltiiade ot iw ler. sVjrt weight ai-E3 ei piosDhste powisea 8-ri ociy a SSTiS. 2i3-rs ?CTC Os. 53! r?s. tfirea. E. t. .Tolni V. Cliiltl & Co., DRUCC1STS 161 Fecccd Et . PORTLAND. Or, Carry a full Use et Meals. Toilet Armies ni EmiELries- Tby make a rpedalty 01 aiietiui.'-i w MAIL ORDERS If yrm ne d aEjtlitnt In innr line seDa "j r.rfce with poftajre. and It will Le rtxuiid bj firs mall - SELF-HEATING Bath Tub. So hot water Bices: no h satins toot rocma. For de- soiptloo, addr as. Z. T WEIGHT. Foet Horricoa St. Portland, Cr. AW) der In Tbrotlrc sod Oetwra! M.chinerr, Ma rlne Wore. Lsandrj iiActinery, In fact scyth:r.r joe vsnt. Oru. A2at rir trie etupmsc J i uu toxtse -TAUtjra A-itxia " WORLD TYPE-WRITER. Send for descriptive circular, liberal indnce inenta ta at-ents. DAYTON A HALL, Agents, I'ertlaaid. Or. F. T. MERRILL BICYCLES, . TE137CLE3, CasiOTlistalliesS. ranStotat 14S 5th Ht,P.O send srw CATALOe Purchasing Agency rartirs deslrinir to maVe purchases of anv description in Portland can save tin esrx-ne of a iriD tnere. arn btir at i noiesaje rales, tnroncn the PORTLAND PURCH ASING AGENCY. Address: 1. O. i:ox 35. Pcrtland. Or. REPUTABLE BECArSE RELIABLE. AU people of Ptspfftic srsys Should !arn to knsthen oot tbeir days. When Inpigestios ineies a call. Or CosstiPaTion. wors-than ail. Makes life a burden, b-sr ia mind. In TSKkAKI'S 8tLTZ K health yoaTl BiS. SO Tears LYDIA E. xesara, PINKHAM'S VTGETAglS COMPOUSD, Is 3 TcsIUt Car 'st ALL erf 1ho PrrfJ 1 Comphcatsd trouble end rg cur Vhf3, tcthn. troxUe, I:: flu cio- ttrm ar.d t .Vrro t.'ertj FcLUtno and Z-7?u ' I f adcrt'd to tie The Worrjart's Sofej 5 cre Oavcce , but it tox cntes aix cibct HTA-vrra. st Ef HiR3frry WITH THE LAW3 CF rXTVTTL tTaaT fTTLTXa o B arxo voix, cv2ta faw, ivreHT asj it iTH IS AtiTATSPraXAjrEXTiT CTTSZ) ST ITS XJSMm . by ln? ?r?Ht?u Price 1 . per beftW Srs. riKkbjn'sX.ier Fills c-re cocstU a'loix. fiScw HALL'S SARSAPARILLA Cures all Diseases originating from a 'ilsorrlerei stat cf the EL0CD or LI VEIL Eheumatism, Neuralgia, Boils, Blotches, Pimples, Scrofula, Tumors, Salt Eherna and Mercurial Pains readily yield to its porifing properties. It leaves the Blood pure, the Liver and Sidneys healthy and the Complexion bright and clear. J. R. CATES A CO., Proprietor. 417 Sansome St San Prancifco. I'll see a Days f3 m iS -gSliiipi PALMER &, REY, TYPE ROUNDERS JDRESS JVJANUFACTURERS. 112-114 SUtSr: ne,a, ! lit lit PORTLAND, ORECON. I GBAND NICOLLTHETA1L0R - r The Grandest Display cf Choicest YooIens ever showsotb-t Vfa, EnfriUh, French, Scotch and German Fabrics in endless -rariety fo Suits t " r - One Thousand Different Patterns bi select from. Ci- f SAMPLES, WITH INSTRUCTIONS FOB SELF-MEASCREiIE2JT : ? A Pine l-"Wool Suits to Order frcn - - f : Fias tUl-'vTool Pants to Order - - - - i; . Only UTilte Labor and First-Class Cutters Empl' 4 -: 'r N I G O L L T H E TA I Ml- 128 riiBt-Stret. Portlaiida C ; v- ' 5 Mmmr.' ;. , J 1 Li 5 BlMlfrs - nvalids' Hotel and Surglsa! btitils Stan or Elcnteea Experi need nad HkUI rul Pnyalclans and Marseeaubl ALL CHROMIC DISEASES A SPEClaLTY.- Farifnts treated here or at tbeir normal Many treated et homo, throuztt correspondnc, as sacecssfutly as if bore in person. Col-10 and S"3 ub, or sand ten cents in stamps lrT one "Invalids' Ciude-Book," which i&ivcs ailrmrtio tilars. AddiX9: WortMi's UisCBNSAKf MEOt CAL ASSOCIATION, OKI ilajn ht mmui. For "worn-out." " rrm-do-rn.' dHlt-ttesJ school teachers, inilllnci-s, eamstrTgs. noiise- BTPerKTS. nml overtroricca women b".'! Dr. Pi-jrco s Favore Prcscriptli Ltho 'VZ otallrosIoratM-etrtnles. It is not a Cure-oil. but adiairablf fnlflih a sinlcries3 of -surpoec, boin a mot potent SptviOc for ail tr.oja Chronic TcnkrKjc and Diseases peculiar to womn. T'm tmatrnent of many tranisancs of such ca'o, nt the Invallfls" Hotel and eurg:- Ical 1 Tic-tit 1 ito lins airorar-a a rargij cif-1""-la adapting remedies toe their cure, and Or. Pierca's Favonta Fressrsptica 18 the reenlt of this vast experience, a-or internal eoiisjesiion jiiiium ''''"" and nieoration, it i rt Kpeellie. It is a powerful general, ns well ns ufcfTiac, lntc and norTitio, and Jaiparts viijor an ftnnsrt,! to the wbola erst .-m. It cures wenkmes tt stomach, indisrostion, blontln?, wry - back, n-rvoua prostration, exlutustion, debint y end Bloeplesa:!'?. In cither sex. Favorite Prescrip tion is sold by drugrrf'tts under onr posUtee guarantee 6eo wrapper aroand bottie. PRICE Sl.OO, Bgs.oo. Send 13 cents in stamps for Dr. PJcrc'e lvrrro Treatise on Diseases of omcn (16Q pnss, Snpr-covored!. Ad-JrcEs. Wowld's Dispfs gihr Medicai, Associatios, 6(3 Main fctrect, Bugalo, N. Y. .igvcos ASTI-BH-IOsTS and CATHABTIG. SiuK HEADACHE, EIUor Heaflaefce, Dlzzines". Constipa tion. Indlfreatiou, and BHioasAttaeka, promptlv cured by r. fieree's P-aani fn rsra? Ive pellet. 25 sents a vtil, by Dm-nrisfa. CiriMWAY HRAXICH A (SACKS, 9 I Clil II A I f Gaoler, Roe rush Pianos: Har riet Organs, basd inetrnmeiite. Larreet atocit of Sheet Music and Books. Bands supplied aA Eastern prises. M. GliAY, 906 Post street. 8aa Franeiaeo. anhsvakabla. Ssodar4 f. 'laiirT 16 eects ne anl; c iob ctvtm., iw eects; Fatin cowtgo. o eexiiA. F... Bale etta-rwh-rc. Try it. W 4KKE VTEATH ESBO.VE COlii-AST. Threa Osis. M:ch- Same i-eopTe make a great bl .w about tbe bargmios i3y have to se'.L This is not onr srsy. We have a creat larietr of goods which s-e rffer Urn prvi b e to secure a good artie'e that nil giro satsf&eriOA. At this' time we have some choice Badas at S1.50 rer box: Tery good in-iced, Jl. CO for 20 lb. boxes; anH some low as Sc. ia bnik that are good tn cook. Pitted Pinna, Oc and VjC Very brirht Pears, Se.; Aid", white as I aper, I2Je.; dark,' 2c to Sc. lark Apr, cuts, Sc. K;ce is low, Air. and Sc. Split Peas. 4c to 5c.; Wfrole Peas lie. to Sc. fa lots, arid Sc. forsma!! quantities. Jniy list is rea-iy. Do yon get it? Well, all y on need do is to a-It for it on a r oxtsl directed to Surra s Cash 8rcax, 115 snd 117 Clay St., & F., Cai. Tlse BITTERS' GVIDK U lssntd Sept. saa Slarck, , esch year. 313 psea. 8H "X tBebe,'srit& owes 3.BOO tUsntnttoxta ss mlsole Plccnxw "isuery. GIVES Wholesale Prices aT'reec tn emunttner an aH goods to personal or family cse. TrIU now ta order, and gtrea exact east ot e-rery-tasZur yon ose, eat, drink, wear, or fcEfin wttb. Tlieao OTalCABLB BOOKS eontatn tarbsauatton gleaned from tae markets of tne world. "Wo will naU a copy FHEB to any ad dress npon receipt ot 1 eta, to defray expense ot" znmilirur. lt na aeal xroaa . you. Bcspeetxally, MONTGOMERY WARD & COv rjf-r & see VTaaaiab Jlnssa, Caioaaa. IU, TbJ BELT Sraftntarl It- cxpresjr fuF ear. of dcnafosMai f th earrmttr orsacs. Tie sooeiaaow trm throes r-s ib-is rtftsti Utrm tob?hjtTketsta. Xo mt, eanlowoA CLisvith Klrctric Belta da tried to cvr st 1 tnm. bndtotce. kitfor th 0S4 Tar eAttmlarm s-hrfsar aWn tn Le t c&, Jv3 l PEIiNYROYAL PILLS "CHICHESTER-S ENGUSH.1 The Ort-rinal and Only GcBtalrt. -mb srwsrs Brtite. waier worth Ir. ittdiafluav bl-KisiMaBLAPIES, Ask r-j tn aaalw a- CklekMSeT'S En5ih"l take ate-, nc iettat to fRtrnxl h br pAruenlara tn rme hy rtara ssaa name elhl$2X?&fr tr'l EaaUsS te ritmlus ia r Vklekea yeanjrojal PUls. Tsteajojast c- hw tan lea ta rsneiiitf, S4t has a.rr.n aicsai nrmni 'aXaPHY FRO. riTs tOa sea tbe em uC OMrpueUcsa sow rub :aaon the t(hs( Msrifc ctec. of ih o -idsia. A. I- SMtTB. The Tan Monciscar DYSPENSARY. POBTLAND, OK. Totma mldUeed sad old, siBgieur auirrkxl sua az.d aU wia iaif-r w!tb LOST MANHOOD) NerTGGS DebUitr. Sperma. torrbee, flaa-i-fcl Lorea 6vxaal Bec&F.Failizia Mesa frj. Weak Kes. Law et aergT, aiso Bkied aa4 Skto Dfeww, (?nb!llls, Ert prior lijir Valiisa B' Pains, 8 srelliwra . --j Rudder Trouble Weak Eaek. Ttnn mg TJr a i Gcsorrbea, GlesV asriss. are pnrtcpt relwf are "r tat life. Bath HtXfaCSBSii' 'ofl.SeaHalljr rvtrv OB ISA & 19 - THI&K 8T X. P. V. V. Xo. l?8-a V. S. V. No. S63. 40.4.07 Sansome Strt, 4rU0-K; SAW FRAHOISO SAN FRANCISCO. CAL QPBI"II3JG - r;ff-;-:t r & B G BLOW I i 11 lima CsrIa j f f TO 5 OATS. tir .l cassa Striocan. xrfssirkrAe &CSQaaV uetuui- n wt newSalt Lake Zj -- r-1 V " r - 11 ' i?f -.'