THE SCIO TRIBUNE
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"Hera's ■ qtwr llroi In ths paper “
■aid Mr*. Johnson In th« tnldat of her
raadtng “A fell«r. over nt Ten l*e
grees. slipped In • bathtub tulbey <tajr.
and Ml and brako three ribo."
Tv« been at trier studying foe a year
or a» about buying a bathtub,*’ re
piled Gap Johnaon of Bumpus Hl<!«e.
**but 1 reckon I'd better glv« up the
id,; them bathtub« la too devUiab —
p'tu ! —- dangerou*" — Kansas
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OUR COMIC SECTION
Taskas and always with surprtotng
As»« lime ego Bf Mother asi
of balua gsaerally run d- • «. aud
vs««« of a nervvua breakdown. 1
so spretila. bar ei<v..e.li was .tlsor.hrsd.
digesti.u weakausd and bar buwsls Wars
Beust i»««guiar.
"Taahe <ua, to Lar PI at ocra
bn ugt.t oa a vigorous appetita so U.el
aba Legan tu sat with the «reatas! roUak.
aa 1 luads tbs digestirá urgsas function
pn^arty um » mors, la a sb-rt time stia
Wee wall, hsppr aa^ etn ug. end although
wer M tears at sgs aba h aow ».gvivus
enough tv kaik after bar
sad gw out outts a I
si Isrutsd
Events in the Lives of Little Men
Gave Skunk» Right of Way
A part, of Bangor motorists return
Ing from Winterport. Main«, baited
their rar to let a moving obstruction
hav« the right of way. The obstruc
tion rnnaiated of a family of skunks,
including father, mother and three
children, crossing th« road in solemn
single file.
covar ad."
What T sa lac bag doe« for others It
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Teslas
r*°
'*? fur ywa.
f”*- T»
“i«c to fur sala
by all ya»j
r«l drutttote.
druggists. Arwapt
Anvpt no tubati-
tata.
tata Ovar
(Ser I»
M mluLa
tolUha bvtUm
butUas i sUd.
A/«rt Fire Woman
Pushing to a fire In a garage, a fire
department at Grimsby. England, ar
rived after a woman bad nm from
her bouae with a chemical ettln-
guisher, put out th« bias« and re
turned borne.
TAN LAC
Tufo More Payment»
“Say. Mary, ho» much more do w«
owe the doctor?" asked an East alile
man of hin wife.
“Why. only >10," she replied.
"Oh. goody.1* spok« up the oldest
son.
**ln two mor« payments th«
baby Is oura.“
FOIL YO UK HEALTH
Dickey’» OLD RELIABLE Eye Wafer
relieves sun and wind-burned eyes,
th lean t hurt
(tsnulna In Hed raiding
Iles, lie at all druggists ur by malL
Dlt'KBT DllI’Q CO.. Bristol. Vs. Tons.
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Honor Memory of
World War Heroee
Fooled by Scarecrow
For several days a patient fisherman
baa t>een noted standing on th« shore
of a certain pond In Wilton. N H.
Pa, after day he stood there A par
ticularly constant watcher felt sure
the man was getting abort trout, and
notified a game warden.
However,
the watcher's eyes ar« In need of cor
rection. for the man turned out to be
a well-fashioned scsracrow.
Tribute to Brave Woman
A monument to Mrs. Edith l-acey.
an American welfare worker who lost
her life In the Japanese earthquak«
of lid. han been dedicated by th«
Yokohama Young Women’s Ohrlatlar
association Mrs. Lacey was a leader
In the association. The monument Is
In the form of a house which Is to b«
used aa a rest and recreation center
for the girla of Yokohama and la th«
gift of Mrs
Lacey's father. Pr.
Charles C. 11 uosa of Buffalo, N. Y.
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Take Tsalaa Vegetable pule
pstiou. Ma. Is au J lemuswJ
ataaufsetursrs at Tasha,
Some Glasses
THE FEATHERHEADS
In th« ancient castle of Itovereto.
near Trent, which la being ueril aa an
Italian war museum, a huge hell has
hewn hung In memory of the war «lead.
Th« bell la one of the largest In Eu
ropa, coming neit after those In Mos
cow, Cologne and Vienna, weighs five
and a half tons, and la beautifully
carved with a prureealun of warrtors
and other figures marching round Its
circle.
It la to be rung every evening for
one minute after the Angelua. and on
groat anniversaries of the war. fur five
minute»
Th« government has art aside apse
rial datra which will commemorate the
dead of Italy, France, England. Amer
lea. Belgium and Csechoaluvakla. A a
a final touch of modernity, radio ap-
paratua Is to transit tbs tones to all
the world that earea to listen.—Liv
ing Aga.
k Saka«aatl«l HKWAMI»
Thi-usati t. |
p|« m Amari, a have
bssn liberally rewarded for Inalslln« ns
having UHKIDE Holes on their abuse
VmCIPK wears and wears and wears. It
la made only by llu I'nltrd Htataa
llubbsr Company, the world a larseet
manufacturer of rubber products The
money II oaves on shoe bills la remark
able. Have your old above re-bottomed
with t'HKIDE
Huy new shoes with
genuine I NXIIH Hole«
iHKIDK Is
oomfortable
healthful.
waterproof,
good-loohlng
Protects against sllp-
ftng
l»ok for the name I HKtliR os
be sole—Adv.
Making Signal» Secret
Invisible light la oftenlng up a new
method of sending secret signals In
warfare.
Flash signals are Invlslbl«
to all but the receiver of the message,
and can be sent tn full sunlight for a
distance of front five to eight tnllen.
Infra red rays, to«» long to be seen,
cause certain dyes and pigments to
become more luminous. The receiver
of the message Is equipped with a
tinted shade for his field glasses, sim
ilar In color to the shade used in tbs
signal lamp.
Jap» Extend Phone»
In a plan to Improv« the telepbons
system of th« routtAy th« government
of Japan plans to Install 60,Olio tele
phon ra and lO.Otil miles of new loU
line« within th« neat Ove yearn.
"Excuae Me" or "Pardon Me”
Both of these phrases have Item In
reputable literary use In England for
more than three centuries and ar«
thoroughly eetabllahe«l ns Idioms.
(See
Nhake«|>«arr'a
"Troll us
and
Creselda." act I. scene 2.1 Only a per
son who Is Ignorant of thia fact would
condemn their use. which continues
among the cultured people of our time
Purlously enough St» years ago “El-
cuse me” found favor with ua and
"Pardon me" was preferred by th«
English. Ten years tatrr the table
was turned and "Etctise me" found
favor with th« English while “Pardon
toe” was preferred by ourselves. "I
beg your pardon" when an apology Is
made “Horry" Is an English vulgar
ism of the near-polite who are In too
gre t a hurry to say "I am sorry" or
"I am very sorry" when they wish Io
espraa regret In different degrees — .
Literary Plgesl
Making Sure
"Oh. Gondollto, do you love m«T*
“I'll say so."
"But «io you lov« m«F
Say “Bayer Aspirin ’
HOME, SWEET HOME
INSIST I Unlejj you see the
“Bayer Cross” on tablets you
are not getting the genuine
Bayer Aspirin proved safe by
millions and prescribed by phy
sicians for 24 years.
WIDE OPEN
Patriotic
"Frr 10 cent a." bellowed th« «treat
faker, “yousa kin look at Mars t'rougti
de telescope.*
"No." spoke up th« passerby. “I ba-
I lev« In seeing America first."—Amer!
can Legion Weekly.
Bayer package
whlchcontains proven directions
riarvfv "Heyer" bole« at It tablets
Also bottles ut t* and 10O— Druggists
A Mi»under»tanding
Aaafrta Is ths trsAs mar« ef karer Mass-
Floorwalker (solicitously)—Is any
lies—Just look at th« hooey drip one taking care of you. Mias?
Lisa (from th« backwoods)— Taint
ping out of my front door. That hive
non« of 'our concern, mister.
sura la “Hom«. Nweet Homa»*
RIGHT
<d aa.k>i.<«<ig
Green's
August Flower
WOULDN'T
More Reliable
-Do you bel lav«
transmuting baser
•j;»" answered
"I'm a realtor,
transmutativa. I
tattoo."
WORK
ALONE
In the p«>aslblllty of
metals Into gold,
Mr. Dustin Ntat.
I don't depend e-n
deiwnd on commn-
Teach Children
TO'Uea
All in the Family
Fly—That',
things they knock out files with I
Joys ara sings; sorrows. spurs.
Thomson—fa »es Wllauo take any In
terest in society!
Johnson— No, b» supplì«« the capital
and bla wife and daugbtera taka all
tbs iniaraat.
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hndkgastlet, and
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