THE SCIO TRIBUNE
OUR COMIC SECTION
On the
Funny
Side
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HE WAS COIN' FISHIN I
Two elderly men both deaf, met on
a country road
Ono bad a Hating-
pole In bla wagon.
•*Ooln' Hahin t* shouted th« first
"No." the other yelled back. "I'm
gota Pabla*.’*
"oh. t thought m«bbo you was goto’
fiatila," th« nrst called oark - -fap
Per's Weekly
TabUfa
Liquid
Ermywk
Boscbee's Synp
Rat bar Thin Pio
know the pie wan rather thin.
the landlady, "but I don't think
my boarder should have Mid what he
did."
"What did ho eayF
"He ashed If I didn't think th* pt*
cruet would bo Improved If It had an
other coat of paint."
THINKING THAT COUNTS
Coughs and
Lung Troubles
few« «awful for It y«ara
•IW aaA «V twesW« -
ALL DBU00IITI
Three Generations
Find Beecham's Pills
the Only Remedy
“I haw a vtrv weak ■■«nach, and
Benham t Pili* are about the
only laxative ! can take that dues
nut nauseate me
I have also I. ural them benefkial
to my children <?» estwciallv.
who Inherited her mother s weak
atesnoch
I hr re is no remedy I
value as much as Bee. ham a Hile.
I have tried others without
Mrs A IRXWIIRIFJI
Methuen. Ktos
p.w mm \ amfi «
B F Allan (o . «If Canal Mraat. Naw Yaak
Bo> I"«" »'-O' a * 'a«In BS and Saw bo«««
For a>natifiati<M\, Miaiuntn. a kA AemA
«Ac i and ctAer dipitiet ailment»
MICKIE, THE PRINTER'S DEVIL
Why He Bent Bareheaded
"All th« girla think ahe'a perfectly
beautiful "
"That's nothing what do th« m«n
think ali« Is?"
Ye Goda
■uppoae Olrmpua ahoald take a nop.
Wltk work boom« ths rule
Would V«nu« open a beauty shop
And Valina start a acbool?
Beecham's
Pills
The New Freely Lathering
shWÿSU
ForTender Faces
No Buaineaa 1 hora
Visitor—Has your husband really
got any business In th« city?
Mrs. Country Merchant—Not with
out ma Oood Hardware.
Might Happen
"A man with a weak heart should
not «end poema to the magatilo
Why notr
11« might har« on« accepted
Rig Da ma nd for Rubbar
About 415.000 long tons of rubber
were produced In the world Inst year
and the t'nlled Ntatm iim-.l 77 per
cent <>f It. compared with 45 |>cr cent
In 1900, when world production ap
proximated tki.oiai long totia
BRAINS FOR TWO
Say “Bayer” - Insist!
Your wlf« la a very Intelligent
woman."
"Yeo—she has brains enough tor
For Colds
Pain
Neuralgia
Bayer package
la that why you married b«rF
Where the Teat Cornea
Moat anr old dock can float—
And drift atona and dream—
Uut It takea a regular live one
Te awim «salasi il>a liront
CAUSE FOR SPEED
A Sad Caaa
IT WAS
"Hard line« about poor Rmlth,
wasn’t ItF said Jones, gloomily
"What happened to him?" askel
Brown.
"He get eo for behfml with hie real
that he had to marry hie landlady.
Why Ho Sought a Lawyer
Ijiwjer— I suppoee you want dam
age«?
Client—No. Indeed! 1 have the dam
ages. it’a satis fact Ion I want.
llfrd- Well, If her« Isn't a
out" on the line!
Ha Did Noi Live Up to It
LOTS OF ’EM
Minleter (to dea coni— Then you
don't tblnk 1 predice «bat 1 preach.
eh?
[■escori—No, «Ir. I
been preachln' on thè
tgnatlon for two year*
rcslgned yet-
1
Wi7o at Barbar Shop
When a woman friend dropped la
tba other evening to chat with ths
wife, ah« was surprised to find the
husband. enveloped lu on apron, wash
ing the dlahee
"Wh< -e'e the wife?" the visitor
asked cheerily.
"Over at the barber shop," came the
grumpy reply
Headache
Lumbago
Rheumatism
whichcontalns proven directions
Handy "Bayer" bowe of li ta blets
Alao LoUlea ot 14 aad 100—Druggleta
Awoia 1« rka tr«4e a»«rk «f «arar Usa»
testais U Mwaa w ili w aewiae
OaUrfU teO
Iceland'a Woman Editor
Ml«« Inga L. Mrusdottlr la the
only woman editor In Iceland.
Rhe
edits the one woman's paper In that
little country.
It la published under
the unusual title of the Nineteenth
of June, becans« Its first laaue ap
peared <>n June IP. 1015, to celebrate
the enfranchisement of women In Ice
land.
Reg Pardon
Bird—What la It. dog?
Rabbit—Nope, mother In law I
VERY LIKELY
"Where's your «1*0, Hank?"
"Hbe'o over eating at Wllaon'a.
"Over eating again, and she Just
started dieting this morning, didn't
aber
No Placo for the Profoah
Rhe- t»o you believe there are di
vorcee la heaven?
Ho—No. I don't, because that would
require th« presence of a lawyer.
Relief ______
CORNS
la -O minuta-«« le««-<N« «alo anda Dr
a<Eair« ginspa« I« ih« «ata. «ses. haallng
UMlaaat «aa .«an« Al dm« «»4 «Ho*
DTSchoíl's
Glaaa, With Care"
and
First Bug—What kind ot a bug
that Doctor Hug over there?
Hecond Bug—A humbug. 1 gueaal
la
And th« nett day. I euppma,
returned the engagement ring?"
“Yea It came by registered poet
a bug labeled *Uiaaa with car*
BATHE YOUR EYES
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