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About The Scio tribune. (Scio, Linn County, Or.) 1919-19?? | View Entire Issue (Oct. 8, 1925)
THE SCIO TRIBUNE OUR COMIC SECTION On the Funny Side MM* •WW HE WAS COIN' FISHIN I Two elderly men both deaf, met on a country road Ono bad a Hating- pole In bla wagon. •*Ooln' Hahin t* shouted th« first "No." the other yelled back. "I'm gota Pabla*.’* "oh. t thought m«bbo you was goto’ fiatila," th« nrst called oark - -fap Per's Weekly TabUfa Liquid Ermywk Boscbee's Synp Rat bar Thin Pio know the pie wan rather thin. the landlady, "but I don't think my boarder should have Mid what he did." "What did ho eayF "He ashed If I didn't think th* pt* cruet would bo Improved If It had an other coat of paint." THINKING THAT COUNTS Coughs and Lung Troubles few« «awful for It y«ara •IW aaA «V twesW« - ALL DBU00IITI Three Generations Find Beecham's Pills the Only Remedy “I haw a vtrv weak ■■«nach, and Benham t Pili* are about the only laxative ! can take that dues nut nauseate me I have also I. ural them benefkial to my children <?» estwciallv. who Inherited her mother s weak atesnoch I hr re is no remedy I value as much as Bee. ham a Hile. I have tried others without Mrs A IRXWIIRIFJI Methuen. Ktos p.w mm \ amfi « B F Allan (o . «If Canal Mraat. Naw Yaak Bo> I"«" »'-O' a * 'a«In BS and Saw bo««« For a>natifiati<M\, Miaiuntn. a kA AemA «Ac i and ctAer dipitiet ailment» MICKIE, THE PRINTER'S DEVIL Why He Bent Bareheaded "All th« girla think ahe'a perfectly beautiful " "That's nothing what do th« m«n think ali« Is?" Ye Goda ■uppoae Olrmpua ahoald take a nop. Wltk work boom« ths rule Would V«nu« open a beauty shop And Valina start a acbool? Beecham's Pills The New Freely Lathering shWÿSU ForTender Faces No Buaineaa 1 hora Visitor—Has your husband really got any business In th« city? Mrs. Country Merchant—Not with out ma Oood Hardware. Might Happen "A man with a weak heart should not «end poema to the magatilo Why notr 11« might har« on« accepted Rig Da ma nd for Rubbar About 415.000 long tons of rubber were produced In the world Inst year and the t'nlled Ntatm iim-.l 77 per cent <>f It. compared with 45 |>cr cent In 1900, when world production ap proximated tki.oiai long totia BRAINS FOR TWO Say “Bayer” - Insist! Your wlf« la a very Intelligent woman." "Yeo—she has brains enough tor For Colds Pain Neuralgia Bayer package la that why you married b«rF Where the Teat Cornea Moat anr old dock can float— And drift atona and dream— Uut It takea a regular live one Te awim «salasi il>a liront CAUSE FOR SPEED A Sad Caaa IT WAS "Hard line« about poor Rmlth, wasn’t ItF said Jones, gloomily "What happened to him?" askel Brown. "He get eo for behfml with hie real that he had to marry hie landlady. Why Ho Sought a Lawyer Ijiwjer— I suppoee you want dam age«? Client—No. Indeed! 1 have the dam ages. it’a satis fact Ion I want. llfrd- Well, If her« Isn't a out" on the line! Ha Did Noi Live Up to It LOTS OF ’EM Minleter (to dea coni— Then you don't tblnk 1 predice «bat 1 preach. eh? [■escori—No, «Ir. I been preachln' on thè tgnatlon for two year* rcslgned yet- 1 Wi7o at Barbar Shop When a woman friend dropped la tba other evening to chat with ths wife, ah« was surprised to find the husband. enveloped lu on apron, wash ing the dlahee "Wh< -e'e the wife?" the visitor asked cheerily. "Over at the barber shop," came the grumpy reply Headache Lumbago Rheumatism whichcontalns proven directions Handy "Bayer" bowe of li ta blets Alao LoUlea ot 14 aad 100—Druggleta Awoia 1« rka tr«4e a»«rk «f «arar Usa» testais U Mwaa w ili w aewiae OaUrfU teO Iceland'a Woman Editor Ml«« Inga L. Mrusdottlr la the only woman editor In Iceland. Rhe edits the one woman's paper In that little country. It la published under the unusual title of the Nineteenth of June, becans« Its first laaue ap peared <>n June IP. 1015, to celebrate the enfranchisement of women In Ice land. Reg Pardon Bird—What la It. dog? Rabbit—Nope, mother In law I VERY LIKELY "Where's your «1*0, Hank?" "Hbe'o over eating at Wllaon'a. "Over eating again, and she Just started dieting this morning, didn't aber No Placo for the Profoah Rhe- t»o you believe there are di vorcee la heaven? Ho—No. I don't, because that would require th« presence of a lawyer. Relief ______ CORNS la -O minuta-«« le««-<N« «alo anda Dr a<Eair« ginspa« I« ih« «ata. «ses. haallng UMlaaat «aa .«an« Al dm« «»4 «Ho* DTSchoíl's Glaaa, With Care" and First Bug—What kind ot a bug that Doctor Hug over there? Hecond Bug—A humbug. 1 gueaal la And th« nett day. I euppma, returned the engagement ring?" “Yea It came by registered poet a bug labeled *Uiaaa with car* BATHE YOUR EYES L m | pv T^gipa W«F Bl pot 4 Mtr»«. TM.