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Cool, Clean Milk
Prevents souring. Avoid this
loss by cooling quickly and
keeping milk where plenty of
fresh air circulates, preferably
in the open.
Oregon Milk Company
Condensery, Scio, Oregon
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We have a large quantity of
No. 2 Dimension
Surfaced two sides.
I his includes
sizes from 2x4 to 2x12
Price $12.50 per Thousand
first come, first served
Scio Logging & Lumber Company
A DAY’S WORK
Miss llaxel Philippi of 0. A. C.
spent the week end at her home
Sinclair l-owls relate» tb«- fellowin
tnridrat. An English brother of th
near Scio. Mi»s Dorothy Rigg», a
< raft remarked that he had »l ent »
s>rority sister, accompanied her.
irr, buay day c«»rrsctlng th* proof»
of hl» nsw essay
Mrs L H Ramsey was shopping
"Maks any changes?” naked l.ewis
'*1 made >>ne vary Important changi
in Albany Wednesday.
I took out a comma ”
Th* American smiled "And 1» e nt
Marion Arnold and wife went to
»11 you did today, taks <>ut a commit!”
Eugene
Saturday.
“Oh. no,” said tli» other
"After
dorp reflection I put ths comma hat'll.’
Subaciihe now — Si 76 the rear
— Huston Transcript.
f Daddy’s
pdEyeixihft
Fairy Tale
ay ZWY GBAHAM EKMNEa
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BARNYARD LADIES
"Quark, quark." aald Mr» Twirit
"Shriek, shriek." yelled Mr» Go-.se
“Cackle. ra<kle. ca« hie." aald Mrs.
"Moo. m<«<>. mo.' »aid Mr» Cow
"Mass." whined Nanny Goat.
"Ws’ve thought out thing» for our
"Qua ch ,
•rives." aald Mra. Puck
quack, wo have d<ms that."
"That la th» truth, shriek, «hriek.
ysilrd Mrs. G ommi
"You have said word» at am»e and
honesty, cackle, cackle," Mh! Mr*
Beu
“To bo «ura. to «• »ure you bate.
moi. moo. tu<«>." a»ld Mr* t ow
"You bavs, tu»« i a. you have. - Mid
Nanny Goat. "Ah. >«•», you have "’
-i was a charming young hen," «aid
Mr* Hen. and a charming Madame
Hast I will always ba. But I Ilk« my
own name better than I do Mr. It«aw
tara name, «nd ao I have always kept
my own
Ruch r»» been the way all
the bens have done."
"I am very sweet »nd friendly." »«Id
Mr* |>uck. "but I. too. Ilk<- my own
name bstter than Mr l«rake» family
name, and so I have kept my o*n
name
And all the I tuck« have done
the nmt.
The family name la a»
splendid a one “
"Just what I have done, »brick,
ahrlek.' Mid Mrs Gooss "I told Mr
Gander that 1 would t>e hl« devoted
mate, but that the name of 'foo«e wa»
•o famous a name 1 could not give It
up for the dull name of Gander."
“And 1 Mid the »am* to Billy." Mid
Nanny Goat. “I told Billy that I lotted
the namr of Billy, but that I wantr-i
to be called Nanny all my day», and
Billy ahook hl» goatee and »aid that
he thought the idea wat good ”
"l‘m »o gentle and •" placid, bul I
told Mr. Bull that I Ilk* my name of
Cow no much
It ba* »uch a plea»
ant. I«ay eound •
"Ye». 1 quack my genial, friendly
way about thè [>ond. but ! 4M ln»l»t
Up'0 keeplng my good old fatnlly name
<>f Inick." aald Mr» tiuck aguln
“The Mr. Booster» erww and seem
ao conceiletl," aald Mr» Urti “bet
they're not tmaa>.
Thry »ald I we
sbould keep thè g>«>d old barnyard
firn fainiiy nani» f«r ounwlve«"
“Ah." aald Mr». I»uck. “w« tote our
fainlly namee
There are people wbo
***Mlly imtwtrtaat, ma-e-a-a." Mill
Naflny Gnat.
"Really Important, «hriek, »hriek"
aald Mr* Go«««».
“Really Important, restly Imtxw-
tent.' shouted all the barnyard «ni
mal» together. »ad than they ali •ang
th!» •■■ng '
W« have nstr.ee a» One
That are really • ai«n
or the »f»«ndid fand! «e
To which w» betona'
And now w« .»ng
Thl» »one. jin«-a-line.
Of th» splengM ratnlllM
To which we belone
•
They Can’t Ouaufy.
Mistress (who I« going
t f >r ih»
day)—And. Mary, y u may Invite a
friend tu come to ten If y..u Ilk»
Mary—I’leo»«. 'm, I haven't got any
friend
I only know young wotmtu—
Bunch.
News That Wasn’t New
He (»Itted i Edith. I've a ■real
piece of news for you
Betty Bright
ha« protnlaed to be m, wife
She You rail that news llm'
Four week» ngo »Ke asked me tn be
her bri<le»mald.
-I Got Reel Mad whan I Last Mg
SattIn( Men,” writes Mr». H mm ,
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inu Tkn»«a»e
;«*i rire
Kells*• Drugstore. Scio. Oregon.
K
Erie*'», auditor al the Rat
lin tn I, -iient the week-end at hi«
h'ct.c in Portland. Mr. Ericson is
sub«’’’ ’inir for Mr. Ratlin during
hi» ill nena.
.
"I nc<! g.a K for farsight and
near .:nl. If I had to change thorn
every f. a
my work would be
imp cibtc. I
oi l-f»-htuned bifocals,
with It « • it front of the ryea, would
i . • ar'
' u I. "o I wear KRYl’-
H»Kb i l \ <i
Till INVISIBLE
■ >
t know what 1
w iul<! tl<> without them.”
C77/1e/zz e trist.
B latitude--<Tulli*» dual make th*
man
X. Pounder— P'raps not. But mod
erti <«•»*(• hat* a lot Io do wiflk I
forming a woman
ALBANY
OAC&,
HAROLD A LB RO.
Manufacturing Optician
SHIPLEY’S
w omen'» Misses and Children's
C lothing and 1 labetdanhery
Prices
Popular
Salem,
Oregon
Every Saturday Is Bargain Day
loxik in our window and see how cheap and
what good meat you can get for your money.
Every Dey
Meat
Price«
Every Day
Prices
Smoked Meat
Choice Light Ba<-< n .
Sboitlders........................
23«
Heavy Bacon... ........
Wcmieid.
. ib za«
Ham............
.............. ... 25c
Bologna.. ......................
25c
Sumtm-r Sausage. .
Oregon, My Oregon
Beai
Tuns "Maryland. My Maryland"
You aak what land 1 love the best,
Oregon, my Oregon
Fairest land in all the west,
Oregon, my Oregon.
From yonder mountain'« beetling crest
To where the ocean billows rest.
Oh, fairer 'tis than all the rest,
Oregon, my Oregon.
See yonder fields of waving grain,
Oregon, my Oregon
With peace and plenty in their train,
Oregon, my Oregon.
See how the wondrous valley« shine
To yonder sunset's purpling line,
Oh happy slate, oh state of mine,
Oregon, my Oregon.
I
C, Above song was sung at the
Community Club meeting Mon
day night, and right lustily too.
It is the best booster for Oregon
we are aware of.
We do not know the author
Pork
Good Bull........................
Roast.............................. .
Steak»............................ .
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Belong
to
ths
Good
Qtd
IS« ISt
2 Oc
IBs
8c-10c
12*:i3c
I6e!8c
Konat........................... .
< I”-,'»«.
Salt Pork........................
14C-I5«
18c
I8o
Cow
Family."
bare areal book» tn which are tlte hl»
torlr» of their family names
"Well, no don’t need to have htsto-
rtea written about our name-«.
"<>ur name» »{teak fur themselveaI
“Tea. anyone ran tell ju«t by look
tng at me that 1 brio tig to the good
old Huck family."
“Ami anyone can tell by looking at
me that 1 belong to the good old t’ow
family," aald Mrs. Oow.
"And anyone can tell Ju«I by looking
at me that I belong to the good «Id
(looae family," aald Mr» (loose
“Ro can anyone tell by looking at
me that I’m a member of the famous
Nanny Goat family,” aald Mr». N»nny
(Jost.
“Anyone can tell by looking at me
that I belong to the good old lien fam
lly," aaM Mrs Mett
“Ah. yea," aha continue«! "Mr» Puck
la right. Our name« speak for them
settee. We don't have book» written
about our namea. nor do we bars to
trace b««f the family namea In great
book» In libraries, as I've heard nt
»«me people doing
“Wa're much more Important than
that. Tea. ws're really Important."
•Really Important, quack, quack."
aald Mrs. Hurt.
■Really Important, cackle, cackle.”
Mr« Hau repeated
"Really Important, moo. moe." aald
Mr» Cow.
Scio Meat Market
l iolechck Bros, Props
Scio, Oregon
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