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About The Scio tribune. (Scio, Linn County, Or.) 1919-19?? | View Entire Issue (March 22, 1923)
The Scio Tribun« General Xews tow - l i Hsrdv folks, unsettled debts un settle the mind. Can you imagine anything more am ying than to have a stenograph er who can’t spell, demands Fred Bilyeu. "and who Is always asking vou how to spell words you can’t »pell yourself.” Our Store Is Now Bea«l y with New Spring Good» for You "I hope you are not afraid of microltcs" apologtxed a Scio clerk a« he cashed the school teacher’s check with soiled currency "Don’t worry.” said the young lady. "A microbe couldn’t live on my »alary.” A Scio girl says when a man tells you he never kissed a girl juat put him down aa a fool—or a liar Another millionaire has just mar- ri« I a muaieal comedy actress. It's funny how these singers are able to catch on to the heirs. A Scio matron says the test of eificieney is ability to make men act. "Pa. where waa Babe Ruth bore?*’ "Couldn't tell you. eon.” "W here was Jack Dempsey born?” "Don’t know that either.” "Pa. will you buy me ahistory of the United Slates?” Modern Romance; they became engaged. Later they decided to brink it off. Their tastes were not congenial. They smoked different brands of cigarete. Die reason a gentleman usually is conceited is because "A Gentleman never forgets himself.” As a writer <>n how to act in society says. CONTRARY Mary had a little hen. Twas feminine and queer; It laid a lot when eggs were cheap. And stopped when eggs were dear. Guv Johnston says there are not very many things that can be ad* vertised in magaxinee withoot silk clad lews aa illustrations. They have mads such excellent pt area» in the Hall murder mystery in New Jersey during the past three months, that they have already found out the names of the victims. A local married man says the man who -ijmelr wonders if he should get married >fter beta married he wonder» why her did. Have you ever seen anything that looked a» hr I pleas aa a growing mustache? asks an observing girl. uonnoung thought I I OW Ot It 171 StORtiS \»Sl HE" CHAIN DEPARTMENT LO\M>' slORE Stylish Easter Apparel l or Women, Misses and Children We are ready with intensely interesting display» of Coats. Suits, Dresses, Waists. Skirts in fact, complete lines of wearables which Easter demands that you have. Our New York buyers have bet*h particularly fortunate in being able to assemble repr< M-ntative lines of stylish apparel for ua Your early inspection will be to your advantage. Smart Spr ng Dresses New Spring Millinery Revealing Newest Mode»’ A Display of Dainty Creations Dame Fashion wan never more lavish in creating dre.M Mtylea so distinctive anti so becoming aa thi Spnng. developing th«-rn in materials so attractive and in colors no exquisite. We invite yon to >•« «• this representative di; ¡’lay of remarkably fin« values Spring is profuse in her offerings of new Ideas in millinerv. There is even an unusal breadth of clever models. As to price well, the decision rests with you. There is something here to fit every pocketbook. Unusually Good Values at $ J.9B tO $0.90 GIRLS' GINGHAM FRfK’KS NEW HOUSE DRESSES EXCEPTIONAL QUALITY DISPLAY OF UNUSUAL VALUES Elat Crept* do (’hitie VALUES Charming and serviceable little dresses of fine imported gin-- ham. daintily trimmed with Canton Crept* Moire Silk crisp, white rgamlic and em broidery — all the exquisite »pong colors in both pastel and Wool Serge dee)>er shades. Sixes 3 to 16 year». Poirot Twill of unusual A choice values and smart styles at $2.49 to $5.90 the season's« newf-H styles and favori let color DRESS AND SPORT SKIRTS IN SMART STYLES Gracefu! «ide drap's; fashionable and much-desired rtrslght- Hne oi> 1* with Cha r alend-ruing effects; slightly Vou.Tant some styles fascinating in their »mar*, «¡mplcity; j ntii Yly trimmed wttb sokrful Egyptian ornaments, fine t .I HKI h » 6- ^igs Paisley, embroidery and beading S <• for w torr and anis»*» Display of alurts revealing Spring Fashion trerxli in box- pleated models with colorful stripes; smartly tailore«l styles; for street, dress am! sport wear; developed of tine quality Eponge. Prunella. Ukrainian and Gran« ite Crrpcs and Novelty Checks. Women’s and misses sin-s. Tan, Navy. Black— Your choice from these neat styles assures your satisfaction. The volume tn width we buy these «Iresses enables us to offer big values---rcpresentc«l in good materials, the newest and most becoming styles, pleasing colors, and |»i|>ular prices-— dresses that stand out for genuine quality in every way, Models in smartly tailored cf feels, models with I »ecoming sasltes, attractive collars and cuffs and generous pockets, fust what you want is here at $2.98 to $5.90 Sixes lb to 50 SPRING MILLINERY FOR THE JUNIOR GIRL» New spring shapes in a wide raii^c of colors and color combi nations. To delight any Miss are chic rolled brim sailors.Poke Bonnet shajies and carriage hat» with exquisite hand-shirred taf feta crowns in a variety of new straws. A splendid allowing at $4.98, $5.90. $9.90 ee S>*bool Noie» University High school, of Eugene, I won the »tab- bask« t i ill champion As a result of th«- »late tourna ment. the probable all-»tar »election» for a team will f>e: Forwards, Omar. The Dalle»; Riding«, Univer sity High; Center. Okerberg. Salem; Guards, Westergren, A»toria; Pow ers, University High School is two-thirds gone. We don't know whether to t>e glad or sorry. We all make mistakes, but thank i ship. The University tesm should g ..fn«--t the other fellow’s always be «mmplimented on their fine »bow ing. because they are all young fel look» worse to us than our own. lows. and are a smaller team than Sh-- was born on a desert, so thev the average Thev won three Georg Hart Dies «•lied her Carrie Vann. games, heating The Dalles 85 to 33, OH. YOU KIP* Salem 37 to 23. and Astoria 2» to George Hart, 20 years old, of 1 When ■ a widder not a merry widder? 25. The Salem tram which was 6820 52 Ave., Portland. Oregon, n Can you answer that question, considered a sure champion was de- I Thursday, Maach 1.5th stSa-h boas? eisively beaten by the »maller Uni- iem Hospital, after an illness lasting ' "When is a widder” (Let me co« ve ratty loam. two years He was buried Saturday h aider)— "Of course, when she's a little Zrima Piatt, a dignified Senior, in Mount Scott Cemetery. George1^ cross. retained to school Monday after was born near Scio. Linn County. I A gold snd silver medal waa awarded to Magnolia’s Cupid, a Jer sey cow Iwlonging to J. C. Brown and Son». of Shedd. This now qual ified for both gold and silver medals of the American Jersey Cattle Club by producing 11.806 pounds of milk I’M KI « 371 DEPARTMENT STORE MOANIZATION ALBANY. OREGON Msrie Hodge says one good thing about jaxx is that it keeps you from not ing that the piano is out of tune, j * Iion’t you know", demands Rilev Shelton, "that our natural inclina- >ns are always wrong.” Itt'V ino wont i ahgest two days abernce. Principal H. E. Tobie »pent the week-end in Salem where he »aw the finals of the state hasketball tournament. The Brownsville team is delating ehampion of this district. It will soon debate at Eugene for state ehampi<>n<>hin. The Senior class has chosen its class colors, motto, and flower The motto is. "The higher we rise, the broader the view.” The claaa How er is a pink carnation, and the class and 61k <4 pounds of butterfat in 305 days. Other two-medal cows are Oxford Beau's Dairy Queen, owned by C. A. Hansen, of Turner; Poppy’s Bonnie Slipper, owned by F E U m . of Perrydate; «nd Rteda Lad’s Beauty, owned by 8 J. Me enters are blue and silver. Kee. of Buena Vista. Oregon. Jauuary 24th, 1903. The'J family moved to Portland in .May ; 1912. where he graduated from the ' Arleta Senool. later attending Ben- f son Polytechnic. j While working for slogging Com- i; pany George was hurt by the fall-b ing of a marling spike which pierced < hi# lung. He never recovered from b this injury but gradually declined j until hie death j He is survived by his father. b[ mother and one sister. George is j also a Grandson of Mr. and Mrs J ’ George Bilveu. of Scio. •' •ji • • • < (i A' The Main Thing On Main Street There is a goo»I deal of goesip about th« New Overland Car. And no wonder It is our nolrer conviction that the New Overland is the greatest, automobil« value in the world today. Thousands of ¡»oopl« on the main streets of America agree with us An •coorxniral car for all the family, for buai new, or for plea«uire. Bartu Motor Co.”"'—-■ Oregon