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S. G. BROWNE, M. D.
and therefore her grandson, and
that rneit ms grandfather of my
•tep-br<>lh«r. Then mv wife hed a
aoo. ao my mother in-law. the step
sister of my son. is also his grand
mother, iieeat.se he is her stepson's
si n
I » child. Mv father-in-law
is the
&.4B
brother of my child because hie step
sister is his wife, I am the brother
of my own eon who ia also 'be son
of my step-grandmother; I am my
mother's brother-in-law; my wife ia
her own chi Id'a aunt, my eon is my
father's r. phew: and I am mv
own g ran' I fat hr r." Do yon blame
him for going crazy.- Exchange.
Nope, wc don't blame him a bit.
THE SCIO TRIBUNE
Physician and
Surgeon
Rr*.«teiK-r
Ofhr« at
Both Good I coking
and eye a k- or» ih« glass«« we sup
ply, tnzt's why p. o|>le »«■«• so well with
our
well while wear-
EDITORIAL ETIQUETTE
i * ^eade
T hursday , Feb 22. IV2.1
Evil thoughts, like green apples,
upset the whole system.
You should read every advertise
The man Aho lives up to his con
ment In the Tribune, as they carry
tract
coih -t« interest on hia invest
real live news to every reader. Our
a . zr a /V r ueiro
ment
as long as he lives.
advertisers are worthy of patronage,
HAROLD ALRRO.
This
country i* never too poor to
and thev will appreciate it if you
Manufacturing Optician
buy
m»re
autornobilM than it did
tell them you Mw their ad in (hr
the year before.
Tribune.
Wlien You
Need Glasses
Remember
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Satisfaction GuarsntosS
Pries» 'wry Raasonakle
S. T. FRENCH
Gra udU
With
F.M. i r ‘rich & Sons :
Jewelers and Opticians
ALBANY.
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OREGON
nsssseess«ossssesessseaee
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rum imitiij T kw
A great » . rj- -• for the home knitters
of Or- .
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n fact
Further
more th"- - o- i, «l-aolutely virgin
wool yarn, li » • -I *«« grown in lami
count) «
. r» to the i »re-
gon W. r«t>-i i
any imilla located at
Sellwood). made t- worsted yarn by
Roy T i i-
>> of C. I‘. Itiahop.
prspriviur it
M. :<n Mill Stono of
baleni Oi«->->n knittera try this yam
out. All
per ball of 2 osa
Fami dr i -- nt ■ a . I ration. Address
C. P. I>i»h< i
' •'&. baiem. Oregon,
Wright 6c Poole
MORTICIANS
Un dry lai WR
A. T. Powell spent a few days in
Salem last week attending the legis
lative assembly. He says several
asked him what the prayer was that
hie father at one time delivered lie-
fore the senate, and he repeated
the prayer- "Lord forgive these
legislators for they kn>>w not what
they do."
The present legislature proves the
utter useleacncs« of granting a long
er aeasion nothing of real impor-
anrr has vet been done, and a 60-
day period would I* worse.
The
Be chi-erf ul at breakfast
rest of the day will take care of il-
aelf.
Blow your own h«»rn. but for
g-xdn««- -ake change the kev once
tn awhile
Eternally blowing on
Women are entering the b - >tleg the key of "I” liecumes monotonous.
ging business on such a scale that
Lota of fell -»« save up something
the U. S. Government ie puzzled on f>>r a rainy day and then give it to
how it is going to care for the fair a bootlegger for a wet night.
aex. The federal penitentiaries are
Get up front, it ia the rear car
now overcrowded with women wh<>
which gets bumped,
have i>een lured into the bootleg
Dr. Prill, who recently installed a
i
ging game, according to the ('. &
radio, »ays "win«-, women and a«>ng"
Attorney General.
will have to lie changed now to read
"gtngeraie. woman and radio."
According to a recent decision of
The pi «tofficr department aaysthe
U m United State« supreme court, a average man gets 113 letters a year,
full bl»«*! hindu cannot liecome a
but. in the opinion of an exchange,
naturalised citizen of the United
this is a ni stake if he pay a hia bills
States, because he is not of white
The man who has something to
blood. The question came up thru
sell and doesn't advertise, is like the
Oregon having granted citizenship
man winking al a pretty girl in the
i»apert to Bhagar Singh Thind. who
dark.
served aix months with the Oregon
troop« the war with in Germany and
MR MERCHANT
was honorably discharged.
You need the Newspaper.
The new«{iaper of today is the
most powerful medium of advertis
I ady U»i»Unl always, Best of
Equipment and Pricra ouaran-
Try this. Take a list of member ing on < arth. In the old day« the
tevd Right for Everybody.
ship. by states, of the labor unions merchant may have thought he was
P homs IS
of America.
Then compare th«- a benefactor and that hr was con
LEBANON
OREGON
wage« of different trades in the tributing hisbit "as a public-spirited
well organized states with those citizen” whm h«- carried a two-inch
lining paid where the unions are «pace in th«- village newspaper every
weakest
you’ll find that with every week in the year and gen-
DR A. G. PRILL
scarcely an exception wages are eiallv without change of copy.
highest where
organization
is I'oezibly be was.
Pliv.ii ar.i SuneoB
strongest.
But that ia changed now
A new
Calls Attended
Then try this. Take a list of order has arrived. People read ad
bay or Night
membership, by sections, in wheat vertisement«
Many find
their
growers' associations. Then com grrat«*«t interest in looking over the
pare price being paid for different1 advert*- ng pages to get news that
varieties in those
sections with will mv «- them money and take it
prices in unorganized communities from John l> Rockefeller, the way
DR. I ICQ
4ou'll find, with scarcely an «-xcep- to save your dollars i« first to save
risT
tion, that the organized communiny I your pennies.
other- Hours:
quotations are from five the fif
Advertisements today are right
9 tn 12 AM
I
to 6 P. M
teen cents a bushel higher.
up to the minute
They are a« fresh
Doesn't it prove something’ The a* the news of the world or the
Producer.
latest bast-ball «core. Live mer
chants cater to live people and they
know they must not alone be up to
WHY HE WENT CRAZY.
BTAYTvN.
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OREGON
the minute, but tuey must be some
Calls ans* ■ red bay or Night
They muet antici
A gentleman was one day visiting distance ahead
Tubereuhn testing
a lunatic asylum, and walking thru pate the wants of their customer«.
And they do. Turn tn the ad ver-
the grounds he met a patient to
B«
My good man. tiaementa in this paper right now.
whom he said:
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how did you get here.
He an- Just read what the merchants are
swered as follows: "Well, sir. you offering. Notice the invitations for
see. I married a widow with a grown you to do business with them. N'o-
dzughter. then my father married tiee h«>w attractively the advertiae-
I that same stepdaughter, and that menta are «et up and how inviting
made my wife the mother-in-law of they arc.
her father-in-law. and my father lie-
Do you know that tome firms
Then my step- think so much of a style of type
came my stepson.
mother, the daughter of mv wife. that they buy serie« of it just for
had a son and that boy. of course. their advertisements?
my brother, because he was
Busin«*«« men that ia the eueeeea-
father's son. but he was also ful onea know advertising pays big
F ob S alk - -Old pai*ra. 10c per
of my wife's stepdaughter 1 returns
Utmurcissful men don't
buodle at the Tribune office.
Best of Service, both i'rofraaiunally
«nd in Funeral Conducting.
HERE'S SOME MORE PROOF
G. F. Korinek
Veterinarian
¿»’M*«
Great Woolen
Blanket Selling!
The Greatest Blanket Selling Event in the
history of the Willamette valley stores has
been in progress at our store since Nov. 1.
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EXPLANATION.
it
We own the mills, we buy the wool direct from the wool
grower. We manufacture it into blankets and sell direct to
you. the consumer.
No middleman or commission man
stands between you and the grower.
In buying our line you buy direct from manufacturer.
We do not sell any eastern blankets of any kind or qual
ity. but m H our own make only. We employ, special blanket
salesmen that can talk and present them to our trade intelli
gently.
We shall sell them at as near the manufacturer’s price
as it is possible to handia then.
Salem Woolen Mills Store
C. P. Bishop, Prop.
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Spring Sprays
Now is the time to plan your pruning
an«! spraying. For your sprays we are
prepared to serve you with the beet on
the market.
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Lime and Sulphur
Arsenate of Lead
Bordeaux Mixture
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All are priced right.
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J. F. WESELY, Grocer
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(larden Seed Now in Stock.
advertise because they are unsuc
cessful. That's the answer. Look
over vour town right now and pick
out the big Arms
Thev’re the ad
vertisers. Advertising is the tonic
that puts dividends in the banka
Everybody reads advertisements
today. Mr. Merchant, is your ad
vertisement in this newspaper?
Motherhood Receipts
Mary Carr has the following
'‘tried recipes" for successful moth
i »
fsngled freedom.
t
2— Take a careful stock of your
materials, ikin't try to make a
lemon pie of potato««, or a minister
of « boy who wants to lie a police
man.
3— Make your children always
proud of you.
4 —Try tn eomprenend new view
points; don't have your children say.
"Don't tell mother, she wouldn't
understand".
The "easiest way" mother spoils
her children in babyhood, then won
ders why they are ao wilful in later
years.
erhood. She ought to know for she
is the real mother to a brood of six
and is recognized as the ideal screen
mother.
Erle Phillip« has purchased a new
1- Mix a little old fashioned watch Ford truck, which will shortly be
fulness with an allowance of new- delivered to him by Fred Bilyeu.
Poultry Prices this Week
Hens, 4 pounds and over ..
Hens, under 4 I pounds ____
Young RcxM-ters
Roosters ..................
Stags
Stags ........................................
Old Roosters .......................
Capons. 6 pounds and over
Capons, under 6 pounds
1»C
...l»c
14c
18c
I Me
12c
... . 7c
...25c
25c
3k:
..3k
..12c
..12c
12c
23c
Geese .............................................
Geese
Ducks
Turkeys, alive ........... ........
LARGE & HACKLEMAN
Poultry Feeding Station
OM Butcher Shop Stand
Scio, Oregon
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