The Santiam news., September 28, 1916, Image 2

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Stop, Look
and Listen!
We are in the market for prac­
tically anythin« vvu hu\o to sell,
having an Hazelwood cr«*am sta­
tion working in c-mj.inctii n with
us in th«* sam« building.
Bring us your eggs, poultry,
hides, veal. dre«»er| jx»rk, cas­
cara bark. < ’I { |< A M. ’*t«’-
Our Hazelwood representative,
Mr () R Turner, who came here
from Nortn Yamhill, leaving
many satisfied patruns, who re­
gretted his leaving them, ba*
charge of the handling and test-
ing of cream and will treat you
right.
'Vi’
J.UJ.
ÌE-IVÀIIE
Successors to
Scio Cash Produce Co.
6 he Snntiam ileus
OLD TIME WAR METHODS.
New Undertaking Parlors
Uh Me» S Gr-ini wa» n «e»*ond
lieutenant itt the nat’oual army
when General Taylor wu* x-nt to
the Mexican Iwirdcr to mobilise (of
the Mexican trouble in INI I. It
was bj i bn lice that Grant hud hia
.ir»t exnericnew with M« vi «. iu bul*
• ’eta. lie wa» ruling a liorn- far
’ from hi« regiment brcaiive hr wa»
Do you know that a free dreys
• unous to *<-c the “front.’’
Ju»l when I k - n .1 bed ti c f ont pattern is included with the club
the Mexican* opposing the Anu-ri- of four magazines that we are
! cans began firing, and tin- nearest giving in combination with the
American rvgintent »a. ordered to
Santiam New» for only 25 cents
charge Grunt, at tu- Lnt< r rtlaltd,
.Ed nut l- V’ tin iti.: .••-.I . ,1 t - extra. Send your order by mail
turn buck, »o charged with the »ol- or cal! at this < ffice.
dicrs. A numlier of m n w«-ro kill-
1 ml. but Grant «
«-al injury.
Shortly after
;*d Iti» own regi-
: ment at Palo Alta. The J.Ouo men
under General Taylor far«’«! a much
i larger furec of Mexican». The two
arinic* wall lied each Other aa both
i drew up in iaittle line. There were
! no tranche* The Mexican cannon
¡ammunition »a* inferior to that
u«iti by the l’ni‘<*d States, and it
was largely tin* superiority in artd-
■ ¡cry that permitleu Taylor to sweep
i everything licforc him.
Regarding the Palo Alto buttle
General Grant hi hi» memoirs «aid
••'I’lir Mvxiciin. imiiH di.itdv -|M-h< .l
lire upon u», first with artillery and
then with infantrv. At tir.t their
1 «hols dm not reach 11».’and th«* cd-
'S.ice wa» vonliuucd.
we got
1 nearer th«* cannon I .11» commenced
going through tlie rank-
The)
hurt no one. however. I -cuu««- tlici
would str.ke the ground long to-
1 fore tiiev n-4i he<l our line, ard tin v
licochctid through th-- tall gra»« *0
lowly (hut the men would -er them
.nd open ranks to let them pa»«.’*
A« for tin- flint Im \ inus'icta lln-n
■ <n n»e, tii -.lent! Grunt - d. "At a
¿¡»lance of a few hundred vard» a
•iiitn im fit ii i- ut y«»u t..l da) with-
•at tour finding it out.” — Wall
Street Journal
•■tnit-t « tew tu* *ny«.
** ' *Tla me Ship Bill.' «ay» Itnlnnm
Side «tep to the right.* he hmj *;
pub ished every hursday by
- de «tep to th<> left.' «ay» he wel
!. W. CHARLES
tin him
’Buck up,' any* Balaam,
t • ■ :»r «eretichiti off the Jack'* Jaw.
Now fo. ward t<>r the Merchant Ma­
tlntered at the poatotfirr at Scio, Ore
rin- an' fifi) mlllyun pork.’ «ay» Ba-
Imiti «vid a »bower uv blow*; an' the
aa wcond-claaa mail matter.
A« i'«-« on ihrentblln’.
** *Wnb-lireI
Wah-lw-a!
Wall heef
•uya the Jack, »livin' ao he u<ir
threw Iti» rider.
"'I’ll I «uni ye to *hy nt me Naval
ONE YEAR
STRICTLY IN Bill.' «ay» Balaam. larrupin' the
Im.*tc »«i he eud »ciircr «fand.
ADVANCE. ONE DOLLAR
“’Ve can't |Mia» ut wldoiit «rearin'
C»i-I»er»- Po e«.
Ri-piildh-t.n clothe«.' aaya (he Jack in
Aricii-ntlj LarfM'Hi ucn* »urg-on«,
Advertising latea made known or ti «-.un .«■ whl»|»-r
To
" ’Ve A**.’ «aya Balaam, 'fton't ye •■»pectallv in « n-«-« of tilccd ng
•pplieatiun.
kn-iw that anny do»-* l* lietther mir «•»i«t ilo- opi-riitioii Ih« |i.«ticiit
..iicdi e! i.
o «ai» Balaam, In used tn grg«r» 4 »tnIf if (Mile, Wiitch
tene» uv lhund«*r. No thè (unir baste V..-.» slwiiy* kept ni-.tr tin- barber«
lui»-« on. liiupin* wld ialiti
-urgmin
To tin» -titif w.i» t «-.i »
•’I'»«, not time tu irli yr all the ad-
tap«-, wlinli was ii*cd Hi laitida'inf
FINNEGAN PHILOSOPHY
venture* they hint but tliry hep' on
\Vh«-n not in use
over rough road«, now an then ero* the |iati«-nt*« arm
BALAAM.
«In' it ditch on a wpn term plunk. ih«.- |Hii«- w.i» bung ou!»uli- a« a sign
which tinnir - ev«-ti llnlantn uiialny. • f tin- work perii>rnicd tn-i’lc. loiter
Ivlry Him- il In- Ju-'k kicked, he got « »tu k i u.iiti-d tu r piWi r.t (In* [• ile
"Well do I mind the »lory,** Mild
«twirl ration» an* a wallop, No when ira» left in tlie doorwui
At tint
Flnnogno.
"I la Inn in was ■ hishbrow
thot knowed le«« than hl» Jack«*-«. He tin- Joumi-y wu« near over, the poor •urgeon» po'«-* n n- puintcd with
haste wn» all In. and tar too I S-oui i<> .t-d and white »trip --. Willi .1 Ur.i*,«
took nn nrtlo to cur»c the pe«»|>l|l
fight.
Any Jack A»« can lie (hut
Tin- Jack«»« nave«) them. TI» nil In
; knoti or i>g»in at th« ctul, while
Number Twlnty-two Och. bone! Tt« wlo-n he'* licked.
I '.i«-r«i latri . r were required to lune
“Wan stormy nlrlit. tlie Jack bloom*
different th«>»r time«.
The Jackn««
Till« -Lítete
h”m e li te ,.]!<)
into a h.union) like a IXuiycmt T.irljJ
knew better till Itnlnnm turn«! him
Hymn
played
on
a
ga«iilpe
wld
the
“ 'Ijtvr me rlile ye,‘ nay* Balaam. I. *nn*
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I In- i »I 1.1|
I'll make ya tlie blggr«t Ana In i the feet.
a London hi IN.*)
“Tlnvnt all* yr nowt call* Balaam,
wurld.'
“ tlrrat.* My« the A m ; *what <1ye clubbln' him wld both hand*.
A T«»* T ot C-aws 0 »’ a*.
fredT
“’Nlvver did I |iaaa the like.* yell«
There I» a tre«- in lite V.i->i In
” 'l*nrk.‘ «ay» Balaam.
the A«», «uva 11 ng and llirrtnldin*. 'Ut
« - ~- that
•fi)» nt*« nn i-lglil hour law. Oh. phwnt
“ ‘Mr »avlor.* »ay« (hr A«».
>:<?»
“No Balaam mount». But soon the la tit r «cream« the A*» to Balaam,
iNh.w” 11
trebly wngftn' hl« rar».
Jack balka.
IH* * ' '
« her ca l
“‘I’hwat la ItF aay» Balaam.
“ *1 diano phwat nt la no-self «aya •'cry •|iir-*,r I
“ ‘Snake»,' any» the A m ; Tt look« Balaam, ‘but I know phwat ut'» got,'
>|<«»-iiti:» III-I
like the Jawbone tn me mother.*
Balaam «ays.
runk «ml larger brnnclies
After
“ irwan.* aay» Ilalnnm. hillin' the
“*l*hwatF axe« the floor A»».
In» l’.otter «olii«-» lite fruit, ju»t a«
A»« a clip, • *tla me furren' policy.*
“‘Five huntlthrr thou »und rotea.'
ur apple« or |H*aclu*« <11. But tin»
he aay».
*ay* Balaam, aid a pious air. "O'wan.
rail
•• in the «http?
a g
onL’
“ ‘Phwst’a nt fort »tea the A««.
ye big A»«, an' doant ye argue wld
"‘ft definda the naahun.' says Ba­ no Idayllat.' *ny* Balaam to the Ana
Iron ger and vrn much larger,
laam.
om'-tinirs a f<s»t in diameter. The
“ ‘We can't pn** tit in the dark,'
“'HowF any« the A»«.
¡irli i» so hgrd fli.it all -otta of big
piemia the A«*. Tjtve tt* wait for
"‘Faith;* »ay« Balaam. *ut take« a
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light.' m«Mina the A««, weepln'.
1Ì lit J
bigger A«« than you to know- that.
Even p ’t«
” ‘Nlx.‘ «ay* Bularon There'* ■ hot
he
r
an
I^vr It to Brine,' »ay« Biilnnin to the
tint«* cornin' an' d1** votr«'ll •pile, 1
; b-. ¿ • ver
d l.etl Ic .- I* math*
A m ; an' the Jack walk« on mrdlta
l»o yr thitmt for »Ivtern more year» j he tire. bill of cour -<• tiiey cannot
tin*.
" ‘Hee. haw,* aay» the A»«, balkin' In the wlldrrnr««? Glddnp.' «ay« he. ■ a»t as long o» our metal i-nes.—
*purgin‘ y'er h«-art.‘ »ay» Balaam. 1v '.on <lon Teh graph
an' kickin'.
ivlry iliou.-ht that'* *elfi*h. «ay» Ba­
"'What nowp any» Balaam.
"Thvll a Jackn»« ever U'l-n the like.* laam. ‘«r iternonal,* chants Balaam to
t>7**t Kay.
tin- |»>r A«« ticklin' the Jack'* »Int*
«ay» the A«a
*Vt could be a frog,1
Keep
wld a cuitp'ln* pin.
p<-r under control
•ayn he. ‘for nt aland« up In front,
"By tbl» time the am wa* «o wore
•n’t get angry ut
and «11» down behind ; an’ 'll« mo«'ly
ook ut vexation*
month.* Mya the A«». 'Ft ba» white out wtd bl» urtlynu« I a luir*, (hat lie
feather«.' My» the Jack. *wtd yaller knew no more than Balaam hlmnelf.
vic them thirty
•trraka. that chntige«,' he »ay«, to No, wl«1 one <le«|mlrin' cry. be dmppr«1
i ry man
Very Croon Re«l, or Nlngary Blue, an' hl* ear*, a* hr an' hl* nuiMer »tumbini
• ft(l
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and
yusho
forward Into the dark.”
now they're Onrrymll Valier again.'
Hill ru
«'Il In break»
My» he.
'Hlvina. have I town drink-
th.- lock
<■ time th.ni if lie
It All Deptnds.
ini' «cream* the A m to Balaam.
had
for
tlie right key
” 'Nalnt* be praised,* Mya Balaam.
“If linche« win« an Oregon town wit!
md
'Me Watchful Waitin' can »till change il«t a new shingle mill employing fifty
It» mlnti.' he Mya.
XFwan. when? men." »»ya th«* <Hym(«ia Berordsr. "am
An Ulti» itfsetary Method.
glory wait».' he myi trun. In the <v»nlltig to an annowxvmeat of the
**B«en
wulking tin- floor brcsu»e
•ervlce uv Mankind.* *ay« Balsam to
ndh Idunl who took an option on tim­
• f tour ileì.t». ell?" Mill the om|U-
the A m . touching him up. An* the '•«•nil land. If Wllaon win« the option
A m «hnfflr» «brad, wavin' hl» nin In
Will t>e allowe«l to lap»«. That'* the I het io friend.
admiration.
*‘V«-«,“ replied the improvident
vay with a thou «a ml and one enter-
“‘Hee-haw t Hee-haw” My* the ■ ■ria«-«, all waiting to *«*e which way fb*r»on.
Jack, rearin' up wld hla eye* bulgin'.
ne «Imi blow*. The moment it la
“Any n-«nlf«*"
"•Phwat'» grlppln' ye nowF My»
-•»uml that (liarle* K. Ilngh**« la
**\- t worth mentioning. I walk
Balaam. Impashunt like.
lectml. Ju«t watch the wheel* of In-
ed till ! V <»re out th - curpet und
" *1 ilnnno.' nya the A m . Tt l«»»k*
•n«trv »pin and Baten to (ha bum .■f
had t » ff« ftirtlo-r in d<-t«t for a new
like the Firin' Imtchman with a So-
u«t n«-s**
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Sunday School at 10:00 a m.
Preaching at 11.
Christian Endeavor6:9> to 7:30
Song service from 7 9’ to K:<M<
Preaching at 8 o’clock.
Prayer meeting every Thurs­
day evening at 7:30.
H. B. ILER. Pastor.
Whan G ant W •• an O "car In Ganerai
Taylar*a Army In Maaic«
Mr N C Lowe is the only li­
censed undertaker and em­
balmer of Scio.
All work
guaranteed satisfactory. W«i
have a large stuck of cas­
kets <»n hand and a nkj
hearse. All call* promptly
attended day or night.
A lady’s services will be
furnished if required.
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the highest price for aame.
M-ke our «tore jour Hea dquarter».
OREGON
SCIO.
I’^MitiaWt, W. F. tàlli
■*a>»r»«ae. K. 'helion
J. J.Barns«, W. F. Gill,
. Bilyeu, J. K . llano
Mr*. Jennie ' aerie»
.oiiipaiif
SCIO ROLLER MILLS
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Our Flour is m good a» any made in
the Willamette Valley
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merchandise to select from. Our price« are the
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