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W OOH WIE YOUR UNIT STIPI« PURUUtf
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Will your business lw the nex
one which the professional agi­
tator wants to regulate?
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Henry St ruck meter of Albany,
.‘Lt years a resident in the Wil
lamette valley, ways crons hen
this year are the best he la*
ever seen.
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The voters of Oregon »re g->
ing to !«• ask«><i to vote
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some money, but good roads a’«
worth it.
Portland’s commission form < I
government has cost the tax
payer the trifling sum of $*.««»,
000 more than was paid during
the previous biennium. As tisua
the people pay lor the exper
merits of politicians.
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The cranks and so-called re
formers have had their inning at
the but in Oregon. The timi
has come to wipe them < IT out
political map and put Oregon < t
a conservative businrs«* bnsi
Watch the record of the cand
dates as they • time up and see i
they could rustle the money l<
foot a payroll of their own. Wlo
let them spend state money ii
they could not?
BLITZ WAÒ HG5ÉST.
Yet Webtier Would- ‘t C.vo the M«
gic<an a Treasury Jab.
hurmg the pr«-»i'l<my of Mr Tv-
|f-r 1 had < m cMion t«> .ill on Ihmiel
Wehftcr, t1 -n »«cretar- of «tale
Glancing at iny card, he lurn'-d
and re.n’ily extend«*«! hi* hand with,
•*W'Icomo, »ignor! No h'x r* p< i»
among ray paper»,” covering them
a ith hi. arm».
After explaining to him mv oli-
jcct I re. .-tvi-J the r<-qnir< d in­
formation. Wo laugliol and chat
for a few ininnti«, nr.<l I wn«
a Hit tn rrt't* alien I merit 'net*
that I vm an applicant for office
and hop«>d 1 could rely upon hi»
influence in the matter.
“You, n magician, an office seek­
er. aignor?”
•'There i» only one. «ir. I a«pirr
to; all other. I »'i.iuld r<-
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out r -gnrd to their emolument«.*’
•'Well, what <>nc i.< that?” que»
tio:;o<l the great atate.man in hi-
de,',» and powerful voice.
“Counting the treasury note», Mr
\\ <-b«ter.”
' File tren»urv note*, aignor?”
“Yr«. «ir. Vmi might give mr
100,000 to count an« <1 watch m*
cloaely, I>ut
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find only
?5,0.'H> when I returned them.
"Signor.” ho exclaimed, with live­
ly animation, “therv i» no chanc«'
for you; there are better magician»
her«' limn you. For there won!
not Im 50.000 left after their count
ing'”—From “Life and Adventure-
of Signor Blitz.”
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We til ke Eggs ai id Butter in exchange
and p; IV the bigi i«»st pi ice f«>r same.
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of their profits.
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etotv. whore you will always find a go«e|
lìtio < d -!-p’e mi. tchatnlise to select
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taking u i o‘ -'-n. 'io;i uith the act-
■a'.' a 'I then r«--1 irkiil ia a por-
tciitou» tone, “I
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wa» so overtrt
•>( material for a
oral aritiow ic til
til ahe got downt<
to find out rea 11 y
and then ah »• eon.'
where «he* had pie
just when >i> hnnd u,in. lamia-
Ville I ' , r cr-Jourtul.
Given a Jolt.
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| ering law yer tn a witne»», “that yoe
|wcrc ^orn
1880; now you «ay you
*ere born in 188*. That’« an in-
criminating discrepancy, though
jH-rhap» you may lie ah!«- to explain
it "
"Certainly I can explain it.” n**
torted the witne*«. "There’« no in­
congruity there.
I wa« ioirn in
IRRfl and juet stayed burn. Why,
Pm born yet.” — Youth’» Com
na mon.
Vicflor Vicftrolas
Columbia Grafonolas
Edison Phonographs
Terms a« low as 5») cents a week. All the latest records.
Popular Sheet Music 15 Cents.
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stock fresh mid elemi.
GRANT PIRTLE. Proprietor
WtaCite H
Al) of our subscribers wh<
have received the magazine
see.n to like them. Some ha*. <
told us they don’t see how w
can do it. When renewing youi
subscription to the News don't
forget to ask about the maga­
zines.
A Bland R«ply.
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All those who have promised
wood on subscription tn the
News, are requested to deliver
it as soon as convenient, so thi
we may know how much to e»
gage elsewhere for the winte
supply.
Best typewriter ?arbon paper
made, two sheet« for 5c at th*
New» office.
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ALBANY, ORE.
Diarrhoea Qukkl) Cured
About two year» ago I had a »ever,
attack of diarrhoea which lasted for
over a week,*' writ«-» W C Jone., Bu
font. N U. "I It-ram«- «o weak I could
not »land upright. A druggwt recom
mended Chamberlain', colic, cholera
and diarrhoea rvniedg The first du*e
relieved me and within two day I *»
«• well a* ever." Obtainable every
where.
Drug
Albany Oregon
Best Meals in the City
for 25 Cents
Room 50c and Up
St. Charles
Hotel
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ii -.e ago, ju»t ¡1* tile happy
h ! i : .«I of ,i ' -w month» wu« about
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for the daily office
;ri- <1.1:i ! ■ w -fey «ailed mto hi« im-
diate v m tv nu«l g -ntly placed
a pretty bund upon his nrm.
"11 rry, «bar,” «he »o’tly i •aid,
‘‘haven't you a lock of mv hair
omewhere in your po ket«?”
“I have i., r.|, -u etlivart,” wa«
he pro pt n pom • of hubby, ami
ie ntTee! onately
-ir: tclv embraced the
• barer of ■ « ■ Mrrows
.mrorw and joys,
joy«. “I
have it right here in the [wicket
-loiw-«t to my I ieart!”
••Tint’« ft*«-, , II irrv!” delightedly
returned little • wifey. “Won’t you
please take it and »ce if you ran
natch me aoma tm'T» when von get
downtown ?
Ph adelphia Tele-
;mph.
A woman uiu ri-hUnl in charity
work wa» in < -i.'! >n-.--(| each day to
na», bv the door of a Chin«-«« lann-
dn-, wherein thi*rv werr employed
two Chine«", I i h time
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/he paired
he charity w orkcr won i<| *t<>p for
an instant an <1
*k to the liowa.
"Hello, John,"
John, !»he
»he would call out,
jl'lt.ltnin the
tl>i cclt'atial
to which «ahitation
would reply. “
lady.”
•‘ Ucljo,
Iloilo, lady.
One «lav -lie -:rv only one China­
nun v acre tin re had I- -i-n two, and
• I,- ;*■ .,jt -v» <-rc 1« the other,
She Canaultad • Clock.
Girl«, ii* ii ru'<’, are not noted L-r John?"
“Ihm in h.o i tai," ** <| the lann-
bci.ig strong on Agum, and one <>.
Iryman
“Clistlan gentleman «tluck
Hem »«» relating recently the me 1
ith a l.lu k,”—St
tai inate into winch «he wa» intro­ him in the h.
Ivoui*
Pii«t-lh«|iati
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duced a.« the reault of »«king a p-r
fcctlv innocent qm-ation. She wa
A P»r«w»n«nt Thing.
going downtown on the car one aft
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ernooa and queried the conduct .
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FARMERS. J J
We carry a full
Tea, Coffee,
fanned Goods,
fact, everything
for the table.
line of
Spices,
and in
needed
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