The Santiam news., March 19, 1914, Image 2

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the p -ar tr.-cs wei<* a close secund.
Soon we shall be eating radishes
from outdoor garden*.
Poor, despairing Er.at come to
i
Oregon and forget your troubles!
L W. CHARLES
this New MedLine Saves You Money
Entered at th«- poutoflke at S< »>. Orv..
We are dmggiste right here in your
town and n-ak« a living out of the drug
buain«»», but it is bcraure |*-t«p!«- have
Ml >|M< I « I I-I |<_«N It A I I- -
tot-uveUl
uti-l tvd because •• like to
nr «< < i -«« • >uff«-r we duti't
«‘urduty n
One year in advance
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1 Ul rotator th«- beat »«-rvice we ran and
(Hie yi-ar, at m l of ><-ur
»Ii
ri - is u ..t /. w<- ar«- interested
S«» months in advance..............
in Mer it.r tin m ta«.<-
c the Lest
tots t m*'di«-ine
■¡hr««: tSMtnlha m a Ivie ■ <•
there is for their particular trouble.
We .1 oti'l recommend ..cure-alls.as
Ad.rrtismg rate» Heute known Of) we
.on't i . i«-ve t'u-r«- ar« »u«h things.
application.
We «1 -n.t want you to »fs-ml mors than
r
you hav« to. S««n.«- of you g«-t »mail
is »««■-« anti wher i y< u're »ick none at all
a -I you sl.c ihl get the moat you - an for
your moiM-y.
W« rec« otly cun.« a< r« ■■« a n« w rem-
«sly for incrca» «- !r«t th and building
Several of our advertiser« have up [«eople »hu are run down and «-ma
naked for special rates on local ciat«*d We know a »1 ght trouble
advertising, and na we wish t • wnetimea grow* into a serious one.
lie fair with all of them, and not and to stop it in th ■ beginning, will
save y u mot.ey in the end. This new
show one more favors than an- ci*:ii|w«ai«d t« cal
■d Resali Olive Oil
other, we have adopted the fol- E-pulsion. It in th liest remedy. when
lowing rat‘tt for reader« to g«»' you are run down, t r.- t out, nervous
no matter what the cause. It doeaen't
among the l<»cil news:
lx* s than 100 linen pt r month. hH-ri-ly stimulate you ami make you feel
fur a few hours, but takes hold of
5c p« r line; over 100 lines and th«- w< nkn««» and builds you up to a I
less than 200, 4c per line. Sp.-cial healthy, t "in il co-; tit-on It !• a real
rat i given on over 200 line« ji iH-ri• -f«««d tonic nn«l builder of gixal
blood, atfong n.u«cle, gisi.l digestion.
month.
It co.it«’.:.» Hypo; h '»piiltcs, which tone
th«- ni-rv«
and pur«- Olive Oil. which
nouri hi s tin- i • m b . the blood sod the <
t <t »-,-t«-m
I'- «»ant
to
take.
C ntmr« r<- alcohol or habit-forming
r
We j r>.:ni. i that if you are not
p rftclly ati«'.« : with It, we'll give
The w
k y r moovy a» soon a» you tell us.
with h
Î. O-l
a.I store«,
March, ; ys the Oiegonian. - One
ii.oo-
Oregon.
new>pnper says flatly it would
a> M-rond elaas mail matter.
Notice to Advertisers
The Inc! ernent Elast
not know the v.-rtial
i'ernal cqu nc X,
East r and ali t e oilier pr« i I1OI li­
tors of Spring wer*
wer-« at hand w<-
it not for marke I d it I a in t e
calendar. "Here we are” «■ V
rlatm-t the ¡nj.». r p ’«-«i jutly, ";n
th«' inidMt of such an o’d fash­
io..' I V« ml r” .i « '. .«■ ni<i«' ’ in-
habitant n *ver sa v the lik<* of.
''March curin' in iiKe a lion,’ the
«lisi iriu-d writer c<nnplains, but
thit is no pnuif that it will go
out lik<* a lamb. ”
No, indeed. T«> th«.*
M:«««'h "o rn1«". apt ly.
ii « n
Id • ill Mllbj- ct to
I. w x
ti
t i ' m u ill I, ml ti
A n««t
I« wapaper joining
th
A
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<i\ « r
w
» V’«*
ur \ IVl-l
t
I xt of the year. Quite a mira-
eie tii.it m ist hav«-1>--n. Ot coui.-<
if m o d.ed in March but we
will not pursue til’ h-i rowing
thought. (’anally the
forlorn
Ea«t » r
tut«s b pin to notice
>• m« HIV
■ the »1
h
pot. to <-i;lls fm -ale. l?Sc per buah-
•i by .' io ■ tool house
C. U.
lindo».
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OPTICAL ILLUSIONS.
os
Donbtle«-» every ope ha» ob*erv«-d
while traveling bv tram that the
tree» or hou-«-» in the distaiKc ap­
pear t<> I* «pecding along in the
Mine direction a» the train, nhde I,
the nearer obje< 1» are fa»t reced­
ing. M.inv. too, have ob-erved that
tin- tup of a level wall bmlt on a
«teep incline appears to slope up-
■iiird Hi a contrary direction to the
hill >t«<df at nearly the »amr angle
to. the iippuri-nt level, and » me
have curiously regarded the gh<««t-
ike gliding and vanishing of dark
.hadow» whi’r pi»» ng a double row
if fen ing. igit the following are
«tot «o commonly remarked:
<>ne might »land for »cicral min-
it«-» wnt« iiing the revolution» of the
-up- of »n anemometer—for meaa-
ir ng the velocity of the wind—ami
• II I- p . . led as to th« r» al wav
:hcv ure turning round Garr up at
them wh«-n there 1» an uncertain
'«ri«.<- blowing They revolve raj»-
div, and v >u arc perhap« jierplexcd
i» to their direction. As the wind
-ubsidcs you would « xpcct to find it
< .i»ier to t« I the direction by lite
lower revolution, but. as a matter
>f fact, the difl < ultr i« increased.
Vith th«' varying »;>i«-d vour first
impression 1« that »uch and such
* tlir direr 1 ioti
\ moment later
« hi reverse that idea, and the Ion-
••■r you gn •«• the more it ««mm» »• if
•h< v are spinning r«»un«l erratically
n eicrv j -s-ible «Lrcction, wherwaa.
d course, they enn only turn one
rav.
Standing imm-diatrlv beneath a
«Ii «nil of a buihbng—the longer
•lie «all the l»etter for practical
lomonslrat
tiiHnv would aver
in look in upward tl it it «a« not
• tlv pr-rpendicuhir. but inclined
< ird tl.«-m in a threatening mnn-
r T
illusion i« the effc t of
• r-'-<- tn-.- and would l>c «een to
r'tter ad-antagc if voti stood l«e-
u r <-n I«
< i"« which faced
a« h ot .'•r at a short distance. — El-
hange
< it Ji i ::n i i ¡. ms
A - in« i ii i in | Mi«« "pnng
I h;i'* out'«* moro corn«* ’<» see
is and brought •.•.¡th !»••; the
wnrm »iiii-hiiH*. th«* li'ituii-
lul «1 tv* itml tin* |<>v«*lv l!«»w-
or«. I"t us all f«'«-| that life le
worth th«' pri«-«* nii«l have a
kind w«»r«i f««y «'v«*?v l»«««lv.
The past week has been U
busv time for the ¡t?m«'rs a*
-eyttral of them aiv Melting
Olli lots of fruit trees in this
locali tv.
»1»* it*!
< h r li< I I ha» rv-
t ii. 11«•< 1 home aft vr au al>-
Henee of >«ev« r il months.
« liarl« < I’ii'tce and wife of
ll«'lens have
re’iiriiv<l to
< Ì alitree.
Willis I’ow 11 is «mt trying
to livid out '* I at everyboilv
* *i worth
\ it««- an«l ui'itoi'cydi-» are
* «.» •
I««u Li)
.iiUUluJ ilUvbVl? oii< •• mote mvoii .»peeiimg oil
in the wood*.
our mail«.
But no M ich sigi s cheer the
Whil • ■ w<- have some young
shivering populace this year
men that are wry successful
t’ol«), icy winter lingers in the
fanner» we also have some of
lap of spring and Mem» likely to
the fair sex who are very
linger l«'T months to come. The
urve-sful along thia line awl
earth li**M «rappe l in a mantle of
■f al! reports are true some
«■"ovv on wh h the b< am.» of the
of th«*m are going to raise
siealy sun mak«' no itnpreMsion.
an« thi- »unimer.
Contrast their unhappy condition
G I. Elanagati has set mit
with our«. We do not wish to
a
walnut orchard on his
ex'.ibit improper conceit, I ut
pla
e.
really tl «‘ Origen climate does
tempt one to a certain comjila-
Mr I reeman has his barn
ci-ncv of soul.
about completed.
Izxik, for example at that be«i
I he I it t le son of Mr and
of daffodils liefore th«* Portland
Mrs I'atten who has been
Hotel. Bowing and bending in
sick foy several days in re­
the hree.ea, as Jean Ingelow
ported improving.
would «<••'. can anything on earth
The rooster say», cock-a*
I«,* loveher? Ami the airs that
doodle
do; the old maid savs,
fan them are so soft and balmy,
no mcr.xry of winter in the ze­ any dude will do, and Miss
phyrs, no hint of frost in the Eleanor says, Me \doo will
tempered breath of Spring. We do.
SI X SHINE
have I a 1 cn cua«'a in full bloom
for weeks. On certain farms
that we know of the plum trees
Picture show Sunday night. 10c
were on parade last Sunday ar.d and 15 cento.
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'Th» Eapos'tion L1"» i9l<"
And now is the time to we California; to live outdoors
a: < joy th«- sur «hi- <-. ftiwrr» and »immer sporta.
It
■a a trip you cannot atfonl to miss.
«
Three
uitiii• 111g
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*.c Shiv-la 1 imit>-1 the trsm of modern service
»¡It »11 steel up-to-the-minute equipment.
i he valiiortiie und han t nmlKO I.«pre»» Trama with
,
met and Chair Car« and dining service
that will plea»«-
l ail on nea.’>-et S I- Agent and let him outline a trip,
<,.i< t« far- » aiid fi r. i-h outing literature on California's
famous resorts.
John M. Scott General Passenger Agent
l’< »111 L a NI».
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unci dote#
Strong Room of a Groat Bank.
'Du- Hank of England'» strong
-oom is one of the largest in the
world.
The foundation, aiity-ail
vet below the street level, is a to'd
-f < oik retc twenty feet thick. Above
tin» is a lake -eicn feet deep and
above thst thick plates of iron
«¡H-i-ially manufactured to resist
•h -kill and force. Any one at-
’< q-ting an entrance from ulmve
'
<1 I.nd n similar I mm I of concrete,
i similar lake ami similar plates of
iron. The walls are impenetrable,
«bile the doom are one foot thick,
weigh four tons each and are made
■ilisolutely undrillable.
Quits Natural.
A traveler «a« riding on mule
back through u very wild and lurbu-
ent region where human life was
ami>n£ the «-hcapeM of commodities.
Noticing u croM surmounting a
heap of stones by the roadside, he
asked his guide what it meant.
“'I'hat is a grave,” said the guide.
'It means that the man died on
that »pot and was buried there."
“Indeed," remarked tbe traveler,
“and how did tie die?"
“He die«! i natural death, sir."
“What do you mean?-'
was
Daily
Trains
Fine
Lunatic Atylum.
.■ ->f p. r.i.i ui-nlsry life N,r H«-n-
y In
n<, \\«»l'f m “Itumbling
. i, -•« i •(.
give* the fullowing
• all « sample of skillful “whip-
iiing
“At the time of an important di-
-i-ion «i member lisp|H-iied to Is-
ontin<*d in n lunatic «»vlurn. Every
.«>!<■ wa» •«•■« <-««.iri
Arrangement»
•»«•re therefore mad«- to deliver him
t the hotiM- at the moment requir­
'd. ami lie wa» received bv the
«'lip' «if hi« party, who induced
on to w«i'k through the lobbi and
'■ count« <! In preceding him with a
t k of barlev »iigar in hi« hand.
I » I Iw-heie to be a perfectly true
“He
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day."
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