The Santiam news., December 25, 1913, Image 4

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A protamrnt New York physician
•ay», “If it were not for th« thin
•tucking» and thin soled «ho«« worn by
women the .jorlur» would probably tw
bankrupt.'* W hen you contract a coW
but »he dull
Jo not wait for it to develop intu pneu
he didn’t.
| muni« but treat It at once. Chamtwr-
I put it <>n th
lain« cough remrdy is intended espe­
I loved with
cially for coughs and cold«, and haa
won a wide reputation by it« curwi of
“flu- m In.'f -he didn’t see it’" these disease». Il i« mo»t effectual
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and 1« pleasant and »afe to take
« I • . 1 .\ io •« M i»v in sale by all dealer«.
Cures Like : ■ ;
Br TROY ALLISON
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Mmiia Heed ali.Kot fiiti down the
rti'p* from the house bearing th«*
► i> "Mui*'. \ ur-i, t ia>rv,,iaut.
Ill«* lad» • coiiiiiiunieat(<>n» had up th. --..nt bind that wa» trying to
itatingh.
eri all her preconceived plan* ami
Edison's newest Amberols,
"Sec there! You never had an
id* a». Iler mother had always op
machine
that talks. Step in
Aunt
Mary
in
ife!
It
’
»
ail
po»< d her trying an)thing of the
plain
humbug.'
Jimmy
«poke
with
the
drug
»tore and hear it.
k.nd. but »I h ii »lie »aw the »ign an
in, ruIo I**’,mg .1*« rt* to inquire ml«» the ».itI-fa. Il<*|i .■f one willing to
th.n, » unknown had I** ■ t li«*r. The leave In* case in I lie hand» of an in
Fit Hu C«»r I »«ctly
r* *1 <*f tin* purty hud gone down •<• tell .. i.t iurt.
"Wh»i father wa» »irk about • iX
never
l.a.l,
tc.it
nun.
Hid
tin* b. a. h, and after «laving m her
the clairvoyant ».ml aunt« year» agu h« read ar. advertiM-ment Of
room at tli«* »'i*nnier Imte! for an
aunt- wert al1 the X4IUV <'hambetlain» tablet« in the paper* that
boor with .■ heedache <!>,» | ! -
fit hi» case e»ar(ly,” writ«-» M'»» Mar
at
world."
p< I out 'o !>■ v a fc*<mating kt*t,*.:.o
w
lib garet Campbell of > t smith. Ark. “Hr
po-.tiu
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groaned
»in* had seen in a Japan«'».* -t**re
purchased a boa of them at»! ha» not
the *1 iv lieforc
I !>*• clairvoyunt »
been
sick »ince My »istvr had «tom-
Aunt
«i *n hnd <*sug!it her «•'.»•, and for a
ach trouble and waa also benertted by
w >i
hour »lie had tat m the d.irk-
them.” hor «ale by all dealer»
< *ic I, »tuffv little room with her
tier < * ail at -trained attention.
Pure bred Berk shire i oar
Mu* went Kick to her r<H,*n anrl.
Service $1. RH McDonald. 2»;
walking straight to tIn- do *-■ r.
I MlB
looked regretfully i nt the picture of
i Ii th
NOTICE ia hereby gr en that
II 't .
.!.•> i I. ‘ • ■e »urroumle«! by
if he
» little plain gold frame.
upon presenting their tax receipt
the
"I never would I have thought it,"
for 1913 and signing duplicate
«he whiapcriel "1 thought vou were
receipt» the County Treasurer
the tm«*»t. nob! t thing on '•mth.
take has been instructed by the Coun­
All.) »lie »aid the man with black
ty Court of Linn County. Oregon
cv, s. ii >w one of my circle of ac-
to
repay the special road tax col­
quiiintiinc.*», wa» deceitful to the
.ore and that if I di<I not «eparate
lected during 1913, to those who
I demand a con«
lu» |a!h from mine lie would prove
.paid Buch tax and presenting
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gi-t
th"
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arty
toge
the blighting sorrow of mv life.
their claims to the county trea­
voi go t<> anoth.-r clatrv«
Jiniiiiv, ■ c.ir, it » . a« iitip*'- l.l<*
cvetiing?" he demaudcil.
surer for the refund on or before
to '
e»,- v,,-i , ,ii,|>| bring - rr .>
uotiid is* so gh’.d to t'nd th t December 6, 1914
W W Fran­
into any «me'» life, hot it mu»t liav,*
f'c
t ,*tie was mistaken/* ••he
I ••■•n vo i «he mi-ant, for you ur<* tin*
cis.
County
Treasurer.
fervently
onlv f
of mv a<»|uuint.tnce » ho
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h
mi» ir-hiaeK
Ard. noing on it
When in need of printing give
Mr
Kent
I tti :'!v Io- found a M-vr-
nineteen and believing «In*
!
the
News other a call. First class
»till:,
i.mtlv
go
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mtured
«rd
com«* face t<> fi*<* with th.* big »ar­
■
to
‘
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hi-
r<
il
iren
i
tit
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work
and prices right. We make
row of her life, »he threw h.*r»»'lf
i .’ml • r. ) m arc to entirely a specialty of letter heads, en­
ai r • * the G'd and ••Jd**.l 1»au»<*
er •vi’id from the idea. I’ll
«be elt that «lie inu-t itnme.lt itelv
velopes, statements, bill heads.
• r in tinnì
You couldn't
f.i >• «let's to »eparnte Jimmy
1
sale
bills, business cards, ladiet
know her anvwnv. She'» the
Kent’« path from licr»~ Jimtqy,
I
calling
cards, and in fact com­
■ I one in tie bunch.
It'«
who had lent her hi« red ball to
.it
's
l
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.
nd
if
«lie
get*
over
mercial
printing of all kinds.
pin) w.th the *. erv first dav »he
ir
of
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wen to kindergarten.
you another tenner tomor-
THE HUMAN NOSE.
Jurne» Kent, uneonacions of th«*
Xtlsl Mme. k r,|et til. ent liti- ■
r.e.iv) cl’c.id *.f » .«]>:. nm hovering
tnder the |M>w<rftil »timulu*. It« Shape 1» by Na Mtim Alway«
over him. enmo from hi« ocean »witn
led»« to Character.
«-«I t » do her best.
nt'd lav idlv on the » ml. hot ng
Some
coek«tire
rla»sifi<-r» of hu­
t I. ’• t v. li«»:» the moon ca«t
Minna vot'id r< I over her h'-.lda. I..*
II
manity hate turned their attention
t':is"
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t
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r
tie
wave«
and walk down t<* th? I*oai-h. Final-
le
t far .!>>■«n t1 «• lu'icli tn lately to the »! ap«* of people « now»
!'. unburt • I and g’owmg. lie went
ft
It 1» the nose, »e nrv told tww,
reni V -d from the crowd
back to the hotel and found her on
that make», or at least reveals, the
*
t
,1<I
me
mv
mime
without
th«* veranda, gazing listlessly at
I !" 'Imna - id in nw.wl man.
the -<• i.
A Homan no*,* mean* aggressive
> I» »implv wonderful!
"1» it o« had a» all that, little
ne»», couruge, executive ability. It
S ud f,,r »
never
to
hnv«»
unv
cou-
girl ‘
on are the m .»t forlorn
* tlint made me write la-long« to great warrior» anu cap
Io k in* »I** ei'tieo I ever «aw.” he
tom» of industry.
The Grecian
1
.'d tl "tn on a table
«aid a* h • «-it on th«* per« h ruil and
no»« indicate» refinement, often ac
k
pajaT«
folded
<*).-d her i ■mmiiM>rutiirrh
The »nub
m. and when thev were 1 companied by timidity
Minna, »ecinp the »vtnpathv in
now» denote« a childlike, undevelop
t
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v.
rote
th
it
hi» <••,<•», «idled fe'vcrtlv that
(IM’V WOVUJ
■<• ti e blank <»ne ed type of mind, and ao on, ««
w r.- anv other color than blue k.
I pii
* it np f > tab e end take long a» white paper and printer'«
"What on
have
itun<* iti ?hf*ir h in< tin 4 ■r the edge ink can endure the -train of ehroni
black eve J
them
f t!:<* Ul»!e nnd r.a«l it. That’» cling «uch imbecilities.
•n!" «he • «id
Perhap« there i« an element of
Ul
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hüt th. ! fir«t v. onuui mti«t
Jimmv tl!W'
’ orb«
June d . H*
i*M* K>»t faith in her truth iti the»,* Conjecture», but it 1»
verv wi.’e in In* «tirpri«e.
«•nil ‘ V, gin', Ji?
toy, «he »uid terribly «mall Alexander the Great
“Bv Jove, vo’i are a qnre one.
I nci-d avoid wa« a warrior of some repute, whom
Minna’
k <**i tol<| nn* ve«i » dav tii.it the <mlv l < r
Itnd 14* KUftpCHHl* of u a« a blond no one ha» accused of tinuditv and
«!•»"■ n <>n the la’neh that I L 1 th,-
man with a k andv e beard."
f*w have charged with refinement.
most bcititiful f»V(M
eve« vott evei «aw.
Kent <tr«>kcd hi» Hi» nose, like hi« blood, *»» pure
I’ositivelv made me I hi*h
"I hunk licuven I Greek Socratc« had a «nub note of
wa» •<» lie»uti f llI
II
«I \ u<. i ke," lie »aid pronounced type, but hi» heron- life
them la»t night
I »he ted you any- of seventy year* «how» no childish
'em Ar*I n
er- nie?" he asK.’.l quality unle»» it be bluntti«**» of
met rnv fi'llow with grnv eve«, have
•peech. The now- and the ambition»
VO’I
rs'.ed .I'Sfi;.
of Ixnii* Nik were Roman, but he
"N.i, I 1 v <••)*t." in.! ,-n.intlv, “but
mv real
w«« physically a coward, and hi«
bl i- k eve« ar«» treat lier.ms aril I
had km
executive ability consisted in ce­
never io '. i ' i I trn«t them."
"Now
." - ¡d Mr Kent, with menting a despotism that had to
Whether they were trench« mti«
great gl
iitioii. “».nt» me exact- be wrecked l>efore hi« country could
or not w.t« left an open qiii*-ti<in.
r be < a led nil ulhn.tv resume it» pr'.gre«»,
Iv. I'd
but thev .-• taitilv prove,| fw-.-sua
Htlv <hiv
rhese I m * individuals.
Ma»««'«
i a blighting »orrow.
»ivc, and finally Jimmr wa« in p<>«.
He J
p*>««< *»e<| liini-df of •how the «me disregard for ready
•r «ion of th«» whole »tore.
I th»
- . ■
*'.e had ev i
made rule« Considering their num
“Minna Reed, vou ought to I*
dcntlv I >»t all f<»ar <>i' trva, licry.
her«, the S< andinavian« of the mid
a»h if” ed
, d of vmir«e|f*
yourself’
|l.> | look
\ft<T»vard. with In r h. ad resting <lle age« were the greatest conquer­
li> ■ a blighting »«»rmw
»orrow *' mimicking
cptnf .rtablv
a ■ :m«t
hi»
tweed or» the world ha« known, and Ho­
her forlorn t me. “I litighi I h * mi»-
M mutingly. "She man note« arc a» scarce in Scandi­
taken for u prue tigli ter." ex hil.it mg
»in i that tin* *r**at*'»t trial of her navia as black hair. The Japanese
hi« muset’h r urtn with pridc. •,but
ife wa» that there were «o man) are predominantly «nub nmmd. but
I'm l.ln ixsl li l'd kn>.w l o» t<> «tari
fa: <•* th.it l.roii;dit <li«crcdit upon he who take» them for children ha»
out in the bliglitmg «orrow busi-
her gloriou» prof. uiion.”
oueer notion» of a nursery
The
n, «« ”
“Never v : mind, little girl; I'm Spartan» were Greek« and presum­
Mitina, ansi-ms to lielieve. «till
not »o e.i-ilv imposed upon, and ably Greek nosed, but their name i»
Io.,»<*<1 .lilbious.
voull have «• <■ with vou all through a »ynonvm for dnuntle»« cottrnge,
"Ii v . r , ,« only weren't black!”
life t<> h*-'n pick out the real arti­ and their refinement wa« a nunu«
•h ' s'f'|u*d.
•
cle," and
• ■ tr*
*u« Mr Kent quantity.
“Now, look here, mv child
rd
lifted h*-r f.i. <• until lie could look
There ii a deal of human natun
get a »[»«■■ tai act ««f congre«» to
adoringly into it.
in any man. no matter what the
«henge thetn tn «mt vou if I could,
The tnoon. a» if bv special con- shape of hi» nose, and the m<>«t un­
k >u k ..v I’ve ,;.»ne ev. rvtli tig to
trr* *, came from nn«ler a cloud at alterable thing about human natur,
please van all mi life. Whv will
ju»t the right moment, and «he »nw ia it» variability.
The effort t<>
v • •
< vt l .it utter r ■
11 .1 • .
hi« <*xpre«»ion.
make fixed and certain rule« for the
tell ou mvtlnng tangible that vou
"Jr mv. I don't believe any one judging of mankind i* the pastime
altsol’tfe'v know wa.. true-” Jimmv
el»,- ever had »uch wonderfully hon- of fool«.—Chicago Journal.
»...« m Jmit’in* for n 1**I>r *’’d
e»t eyes," »In* «aid hajipily.
I
kl.i. tny frieii-l« .m l patron» I u'-u a
very Merry Christina» an<l ,i Happy
and Prosperous Ne» Year, and to thank you
one an.I all for y »nr past valuable patronage
that has made our «tore what it is, »nd ho|
I will continue to he r<-nienil»<lrcd and wor-
thy of vour support in the future us in the
past.
Sincerely your».
our friends and
cu.stomers for the many
favors extended us during
the pa^l year.
We assure you of
our appreciation, and to wish one
mid all it Merry (’liristmas ami
Happy mid Prosperous Xew Yem
Sincerely yours,
J.
S.
STICH A
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Grand Clearance
SALE
On account of having a much
larger stock of Watches, (¡old
Kings, N ock chains. Fobs, Bar
Pins, in fact all Kimis of Jewel-
ry that we have in stock, we
are going to sell for the next
ten days at prices less than
You will miss
sold for before
a great chance to get goods very
cheap if you don’t take advan-
taire of this sale
Yours for business,
A. W. HAGEY
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