The Santiam news., August 07, 1913, Image 2

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0" thè OO»er -"oot.
Queer Old Lewa.
“John l.uw mu U money bar. •• tu
France In 12!4 pataed law* regular
batik V
lt>t the atre of the cloak and rut» the
"II»? | Rare a f.w bubdred dui lare
breadth of the trimming and (be num
Marta
Wh) ?”
ber of «ulta gmrtwd by ea< ti pere ti,
PUH! ISHtD L»thY THURSDAY BY
Vitblng. uoly I Ju«t g>»t a Mter tu ala» the diet In. ludlng the hour of
I. W. CHARLES
da, fruiti Ito- lawy.r »tei «ettleri U|> meal. aod (he auuH<r of «lULr«
tny futher'a .-.tate
Tbrr* waa moro
pro|«-rty than auytealy anticipatori, a
Ent« red «I tin- |wmtolflc«' »t Scio, Orv..
Never.
g.Mxl • leni more "
Rhe We women are all mien Mee-
•a ». -..nd I* m mail matter.
' I t».«t « line
llow lunch do we get •Inori
He-Well you never »aw one
uul <>f It. Maria?"
1 w bo tri»-«! t« make heraeif plain, did
”We? I set a few thouaand dollaro you? C1n< Innati i nquirer
-tit . it 11 -1 l< IS it A t » -
Whyy. * hi ago Tribuna
Jo lui
.<11 25
Na Indeed
I 5U
Stl'lrna fin jo., teller, any man la
D>d
E v«r Drink Çhwca?
75
N<> on«- probably drtuka "choc*" now. rtrh enough to do atienhitety aa tie
I'lnlc.ia Not If tie'« mar
a mixture of coffe* w Itb (trilk atid choc ptewara'
ointe
ivi It ««■ « fnvortt« Iwierngv rtrd I'hliadelpbla Iter-ord
A«h - rt«»«'K rate» rt>»d«" known on • of many eminent perwna. including
»of
«pplication.
Vi. ( «Irr and Napoleon
N ip.leun
A ih I «onte
). r« ago It « is enthusiastically ad
<-• ii'ail In Euglatrd by the late W J
THE IIAI'PY MAN
Ceti) Trealm, nt
l’ .U • fir«t «dll-.r of tzmd’.n Notes
•'! «as troubled with constipation and
’] . | p p . man in tl •• worbi nd «juerle« wh<> w rote. 'I do not know indigestion and »|wnt hundreds of <k>l
i d- .ft «tri- b w> ferfiw tly wwribn and
is the comm on, every daY chap retile» ns tbit of hut. we I frothed lar« fur medicine and treatment,‘‘
who makes his own jiving. pays- ■I i
ill« re ' mmeudaUun fell Out writ.« C H Hm.« of W hitlow. Ark "I
went to a st louis hospital, also to a
tcm.R.ri (‘brutti, te
I i ow n bi !* ami ha* the rr-'lHTt
hospital in N< w Orkans, bat no curv
of tiis neighbors, h saves a
W m , ff«< t«-d.
On returning num«
«nd " romis»«.
ition g. One of Childr^i.
littr motiey i«» hr
Hie It. - iu| rebeualble things I bagan taking Chamtwrlair.s tablets
b ,t doesn't try to
and w-orkrd right along
1 u«rd them
to n < tdld 1» the fashion »>uw grown
for nome tim.- and am rxrw all right."
on his liM'.tl output i
u I« - i •• ti.vvr of promising and for
»•••tin g
I liere 1« no »«irrr way to loee Sold by all dealer*.
ft slave to ambition
• . bi d » • .mndrm e and lots
Cbll
He Io ver c yp. CtS I
4r,-ti do t t iinderwtate! eic«i»e» or the
pn-i-ur«. of cir. um«tat>< <-« They only
ins trouser* in th««
when l)e glides out <>f bril 111 th« k-.. w Si r mild »he would, and «he
didn't
One child who hxd u»vri tbv
morning h«« never wastes any word "pr-’ml—-” w«s a»k«-d to tell Its
t in.« tn mg to pick out the right meaning lie replhri. "To promise 1»
Plana and Mtimatra Eurm»het!
tint of socks, suspenders and to k««rp It in your mind, k.-ep It In
All Work Guarantee.!
roiir mltd k.i-|> It tn
mind mi
mcktie that will blend with lb« you d<» It-” l.l'vr|««il I'oab
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c’»ht Sminuì jlru/s
Y»u
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DiaacToX«
J. J Harnea. W. F. Gill,
A Bilyeu, J. H liarnM,
C. A. Warner.
Scio Milling (»onipapg
Ml í“’ >>•><>!<
TO
SCIO ROLLER MILLS
in . x . hii 'KAH
l>
i - i -« im »«»-
»« a"
lira
S. R CHILD
Contractor
Builder
your
g* neiai *d!ect.
H«« onlj wears a high collar
wi < n h«« fr««l* like it. an«l when
hi* pet corn begin* to jump, he
j. rk« out his knife and cuts a
four inch ya ? in the side of h.s
sb« ■ ami nothing is said about it
in the l«K‘al paper, lie never has
to ■ -t -ip at nignt to |»ojltic«« h s
t-.iii««--j|.. believes in t! *•
d«K'trine of liv«« and let live.
When he « ncount<TS one of th*
needy h«« do« <n’t stutter with his
pocket ba k. Toe plain plug of
a man is happy becauM«« he is
sate tied and he doesn’t spend
half of his time yearning fol
something which his salary will
n it permit him to buy. Give us
ii.ore plain men ami the world
Will la- lM«tter.
Boating atul other summer
s|M«rl.4 nre g««tting in their dead­
ly work. t\nnt sbuuld always I m
a most delightful und healthful
pastime is <>ft n made one of
dread be*«.* i.--«« of car««lessncse
and f«>«»lhar lines*. It seems tube
particular'y true of boating
where changing scats and rock­
ing bonts are resfionsible for* s*.
many fatal accidents and conse­
quent sorrows. A man guilty of
rocking a Imat deserves the
severest kind of ptini hment
If you have been attending the
cancuses of gloom in the cities,
if you have heard almut tight
money, tariff, ruination and
bust*« I railroads until you are
olw's <-i| by the idea that every­
thing is goin r fast to the dogs,
or worse, ju-t get out in the
country, God’s outdoors, bt uuli-
fill and improved by the love ami
care of men anti be cured.
Fuat the fly, dig th*« dande­
lion, boil the water and lioii't
look at the thermometer.
I m «
It max seem pretty hard
getting old, but it is the only
way to live Io w.
SCIO, OBE.
Johnny*© D©^n>ti©n.
'Now, Johnny,'' »«id the teacher,
after -! h - I .id explained the mean
t
of the word, "I wi»ti you would
»rite a sentence contaimng Me-
feat.’ ”
''t«-r twenty tn nut«*»' »truggle.
•
if
»1
in . <) he »»» ready to
•«« lieu rd.
"P • a-«- rend your comp«iailion,'
1 tic t« il< Iler dir«-« tC-«L
"U «-II ion get »hoe« dat'l too
t<- " J«dinny r< a<l, “it'c hard on da
feet ”
National Monthly
T..» Poor L.ttl« Girl In th« Story.
Ilm«- w i«. «aid l.iK-lnda
that the
-H>r heroine tn the «tory when «he h«d
i t-l.l to n party g"t out her one pour
•Id wlille dr«-«« and wore that It * a.
•Id. and It on. worn and aliatiti; but
«he let nut a tuck or two. cira lied It
«nd |«r«- lit It and put on a new t»>w
«nd In tl.it poor dr«-»« Ititi« refurt.Ub
«I «In- wn« the tw-lle of the tell
Hut th«- |M«>r girl couldn't do that
.«w No, no In th«-»e day» «he would
•in pl« bave t>« ire In the faablon. and
eteri l«>dy nowndnv*. rich «ud poor
-< • in« to have gii«! clothe«, too -gruid.
-.« nell ns In the «tyle
I don't know
i m thei d<> It. but they do <»b my.
to' Th«- poor girl couldn't wear that
old dreaa now
flut I leve to rend
■ kun her In tbe story “—New York
Run.
Familiar,
Tm«t I »Id your wife read the riot
a< t t<> urn nut night?
Crl< «ontwiik No
“Why you thought «he would when
you got In Inte didn't you?"
uli no She <1<H-«n't hare to read it
tn rue now «ti«» know« It by heart.”—
Vous. ■ . StnP-xiiinn
Comforting.
Rbr Here'« a atory of a man who
hartrred til« wife for a florae
Ton
would» t «wap me for a hone, would
yon darting? He Of conrwe not Hut
I’d hate to have any one tempt me
with a good motorcar l.oridon nt
Rita
Guaranteed for All Time
Scio Hotel
No Moss ( ¡rowtli
No Chippin
No ( Tiimbl in*r
Hot and Cold Water. Hath. etc. Special
Ratea tu Regular boa niera
INVESTIGATE
L’ndvr Experienced Management
Manufactured by The Monumental Bronxe Company
Bridgeport, Connecticut
Clean
B«-d«
Home Cooking.
licautiful halfton« illustrations of uhout
tiro humlrt «! «Uff« rt nt th signs Sa ni/ilts of
H'hiti liront«. anti /trices of monuments.
Call at San fia m . \ czc5 office.
Commercial Trade
Solicited
.Meni» from 6 W a m to M » p. m.
L. W. Charles, Agent
R. SHELTON
Gxoline Evapora*.« Rapidly.
One pint of gasoline left In an nn
covered ba«ln In a r»v>m at a normal or
average temperature will
entirely
ei .furate within twenty four hour.
V« gaaollne vapor I« denaer than the
aurmundlng air. unieaa dlotnrtieri hr
a the air current«. It« presence In th.
ro«>m may t«r dele, tn! for many hour«
line pint of g-.willne will make 2W cu­
ide feet of el plori ve mliture. and thl»
mixture I« «even time« ni.>rv powerful
ban gunpowder. Copular Mechanic*
Corrected.
Nk.
ABI.l I KT'ITV Tt-achcr* from th«
: c»t American uni’ • r»it,. », half ha»«
•tudwd abroad
All I hnsUan men and
women.
r.N u.t.ENT COURSES All eounu
■iven thoroughly taught each mdivi.tu
al receiving personal *U|«er*riaion atm
care.
COMPUTE RE-IONSII1I.ITV M<
consider ourseliv» tuund to look aflrt
the development of each student along
moral am! r.-bgious hues as well as in
telle.dual and |>hy«icai.
« \PI NSE- I OW We keep down ex
penaca and help students earn thoi
way.
Addreaa,
White Bronze
Monuments
President H N CrooU. tbiny. Ortyoi
Ten her If I «tumid «ay, "Tonr two
Good Region fur Ilia Enthuaiaam
«l-i.-r« are coming." would that tw cur
W hen a man na» auifered for aevrral re. t?
Jntihnv No ma'am I only have one
day» with colic, diarrhoea or other
form of bowel complaint and ■■ then •l«ler Ktchnnge
cured aound and well by one or two
Why They FaH.
d<>»*» of < hamberlain* colic, cholera
H tak««« «ouïe foiiplr ao long to he
and diarrhoea remedy, aa is oft. n the
»«ire tfey are right that they never get
caae, it ia but natural that he ahouhl be
tl«-.»- to go «bend St I'aol lloueer
enthu»ia-tic in hi« praise of the remedy- l«rv»«
ami • p rially la thia thera-.eof a never,
alia- k when life ia threatened, fry it
Wr mint make nnr election het wear
when in new! of auch a remedy, it nev ervwii.my and lllwrty or pn>fualut> and
er fail», sold by ail dealer*.
•ervltude -Tbmnac J.ff.r wa.
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R»«al Estât*«
Notary Public
Administrator of Eatatea
Aiana
Negotiated,
Alwtract*
Obtained and Examined
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