The Santiam news., November 18, 1910, Image 7

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TRANK U »M!TH MEAT CO
Fighting the Beet Trust"
FORTLAND. OREGON
Restoring Ivory.
To restore Ivory carvings that have
bec.-mc discolored, riposeghorn under
gises tn the rays of th« sun. after hsv
tng remove«! th« dust by brushing
them with warm water and soap Turn
them from ttm« to time, so that all
aldea a til be 00
Conscious of Superiority.
-BUggln» seems eic»-edlngly »«If-
confidcnL" "Yes He has just bought
an encyclopedia and feels that tf he
doesn t know mom than any of ths
rest of us he
can
whenever
be
ChCKHO'S "
KODAKS
Writ» far ratakyueB and hteratur*
Deealovinf
and printtntf Mail orlcni riven prompt attention
For Hand Photo Supply Co
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Miu-hln« work «»f
all k-faji
W r fi■ any <k! thine
FetUaB 0«? l-«vU«$
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ORCHARD
HOOD RIVER ORCHARD LAND
for sale by owner; choice ten acre« t»|
niib-.i from city elevation a!--ut 1,«M)
feet, almost level, ref »hot »oil, two
acres stx-ycar-old trees; balance raw
state.
Price
1
‘riee $1.700.
$1,700, easy term». To
reliable party will give work clearing
and caring for adjoining ten acre«,
amount to apply on purchase price. Ad­
dress P. O. Box 131. Portland, or phone
A 5374.
IT COFFEE
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TEA SPICES 1
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A Doubtful Member.
tn Mlsa U
! • k
lergkrti-ft cine,
th or« w«re - .tit ; >i - to .t girls au<
tour boys
lino
ins of th« boy«, however
bad not y«t r«ach«d the estate ot kilts
A- -ordlngly
not u> mention trouv-rs
wb*-n little Susan l’h«ll>» *o asked b)
a vl»u--r t.- u U Bov ■
bow many girl» there were, her con
fused reasoning went as follows
«
«
"There's eight on«, two. threw four
five, six. seven, ,-lght. Mt»» Elliott," sh<
replied
"And if he's
a girl"—sb«
pointed at one who wore dresses In
:...-n'.. garb ■ tebj Ih.-I.-'I
stead ot
five girls, and <-»■-. two. three boys
But If she's a boy, th- re's one. two
two -foul
three, tour gtrls, and one,
boys.
Hhv's really a 1» y. you know
Miss Elliot." sb«* confidi-d, tn conclu
»loti — -Youth's <"»v« r*»nl«*n
Terrible Suffering
The Domestte Band.
Father la ar. adept at blowing his
e»n true pet. while mother is equal >
er pert at harping on one string Moth
er In law has to play se- nd fiddle, and
Aunt Jane leads a
humdrum
• list­
en ce
Grandpa glees »very night a
eolo on his naaal organ, without stope,
uncle spends his time In wetting his
whistle. John te foud of his pipe, and
Iinilty Is forever ringing the changes
on her loverw and I'm a tit of a lyre
ni> self.—Judge
149 Third Street
Records In B-»ft
Parte
The !arg»*at theater
ts the
Opera house, covering Ibrwe acres;
th« largest krone» statue, that at Pte
ter th« Great In St Petersburg. weigh
suine
Ing 1.100 tofts
The blggeet
statue la tn Japan. 44 f«el high, th»
largest college Is tn Cairo, with over
t»n thousand students and 110 teach­
ers
Damascus baa the honor of bo-
ing the oldi-et city
Ulema All Over Baby's Body.
’•Wh^n my
u it four m< r.ths
Old hi» f4 r broke out with ♦« iem<«
and at atatean month« of ar*,
han Ja and arms ware In a
•tale. The m in mA spread all
b' ; . Wt h.td to put a manto
ov«r hl» f-i.-R ant th* ui» hi« hi.’-h.
Finally wn
him
B-trtapa**
rllla and in a f<-w monfha ha u
*n-
tlrrly cure !. T<-?ay h« la a h< dthy
b< y’’ Mr*. Inrg i <u, fUirfnar.
.
Hood*» Kitr^rtpariUa cure» bl<x>d di»-
On«t«-a ar t bull t up th»? »y«t<*m
<|«»t It today In uftttal llqul ! f«*rm of
chv .iicJ t.sb.LU
... d Saraataba.
Leader» In Their Line.
STARED AT PROF. BRANEFOG
CILISHATIO
The people didn't merely look at
Professor Branefog ■ they stared
lie
knew ho was absent min ted at times,
and be wondered whether he bad rub­
bed hla face with boot polish Instead
of cold cr«am after he had shaved, or
whether ho had forgotten to change
bls dressing gown for bls frockcoat
II It'« Your fve U«e Pelt«'» fve Salve
But a kindly pollcvman put things
for inflammation, stys, itching lids,
right
eye aches. <lvf<
"«-«-ta oi vision and »ensi-
“Are you aware, sir, that you are
All drugginta or
tn to
1 strong lights.
.
carrying a joint of beef in your arms?"
Howard Broa.
be asked
"Goodness mo!" said the professor
A Portrslt of Charles Anthon.
Mr
His outward personality wu unique "I knew something was wrong
wife told me to put her Sunday bat
and Impreealve.
Ils wae a trifle uo
tier the average height, erect aa an on the bed. to place thia tosil tn th«
Indian and Inclining
to portliness. oven, and to take th» baby suj th*
Hla bead was superb and bls feature« dog for a walk "
"You’ve not put the baby tn the
strong snd finely cut.
He was puno-
inly neat tn Lt» drees, the style oven, surely?" said the law's guardian
"1 put »--Hi-tthtng In It. said Brat ­
of which was never varied.
A short
fog. "but I don't know whether It was
sack coat hung straight from bls am
pie shoulders, merging In front into s the baby or the dog"
With bated breath they hurried to
black satin vest and an axpanee of
Here, on the
spotless linen, relieved only by a vwry tb« professor's h<-uae.
» a - 1 :t- -1 g. but It
small gold pin. the whole surmounted t-d. lay th- t
It WM
by a black satin stock and a high was just as bad for llranefog
standing
collar with rounded cor- bis wife's Sunday bat that was Io lb»
oven!
uers.—Columbia Quarterly
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RELIABLE DENTISTRY
BITTER
Dlsror««nt »nd Progress.
OLD SOLDIER WISHES TO HILI’
SUFFERERS FROM KIDNEY. LIVER
AND BLADDER TROUBLES.
FORCE OF
Three poems ("Hours of Idleness")
completely
prove.
that
although
George Gordon, lord Byron a minor,
whose portrait we give, may be
a
gentleman, an orator, or a statesman,
unless be Improves wonderfully, be
ran never tie a port
from the HatlF
1st. London. IH07
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frwa wi e« i «Agi« « g
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FILLO
rrogpeetlve Purchaser la tbat
gw»l automobile?
Imalcr (who u«ed to sei) horaes)—
Why. str. that automobile la so gentle
tt will eat out of your band.
Havs
Us
Slutted.
T«> give your opponent an ad
vantage If you let him know you are
afraid." remarked the morallser
"pwvtiape." rejoined the démoraliser,
"Ihn« I» why the microbes find U»
ace'll easy marks."
OUR WORI GUARAHTtfO PlRFICT
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Its Natur«.
Prove Wh.it 5w<wnp-Ruol V4.ll Do for You
Rend to Dr. Kilmer A Co., Binghnin
tea. N. Y., for a sample bottle
If will
convinca anyone
You will al»-- receive
a booklet of valuable information, tell
ing all about the kidneys and bladder
When writing, be sure ani mention this
For sals at all drug storss
r.
Afte cents and un» dollar
The Truth at Last.
City Girl "Oh. the darling
little
chickens, just out of their shells' At
wbat age ar« they ready for marks! •"
Fkrmor—"Anywhere up to eight years,
lady."
ALI «orto fully
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Headache
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ATRIP TO PORTLAND FREE
CVT RATI5 IN
FAINLKSS DENTISTRY
No BtlnE
Miss
Gabbi««—Ye«,
I
Invariably
weigh my words
Mr Blunt—Well. It's a safe bet that
you bare never been accused of giv­
ing aiert weight
Pessimist lc.
1 think my boy will be a poet when
be grows up."
"Oil. don't be pessimistic; hs may
turu out to be a useful cltlten."
Lack of Courtesy.
"Did the official tn the caae make
an egrsie« to bia convict client fur
not westing bls release7"
“No
didn't oven beg bio
pardtai.“
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Choice of Evils.
InUy Filin. Pur»Gold ... «2
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“Tknm't you know." said the young
He»t Rubber Pint« on Earth
tf
widow, "that a bachelor le an object
ALL THIS WORK IB OUARANTRRD
Don*! throw your nv noy »way. A dollar an end of public derision ?"
1» twodoi'-MF» »arne-i
"1 have beard so," rejoined the old
PalnUna Mat buds and our parfnctnd cdBcn equip«
man < aav«« a a Um« and yoor m»>n«y,
bftcbebir. "end 1 bare also heard that
BOSTON DENTISTS, nhaN»rri»nn. Portland
twranm HI H M wum "»T«*» P m MM« »ad
A a married man feta hie at boma.
fstBM vbal 1» Paniand 10 y*w» C y*n rrv infs
Obliging.
“Is this where John Jonee live«?"
“No, this Is bls borne; but you ran
corns In and call up bls elub If Zuu
want to."
never found nny relief until lie Iwg.m
taking your Cascarrta
Since he ha»
begun taking Caxarrt» he ha» never h«<l
the hcA-lai he
They have entirely cured
him Caacarets do what you recommend
ttiem to do I will give you the i-rivilegc
of using his name."—E M ihckw-n,
1IX> Keainer St.,
W. Ittdiana|>oli», lml.
1'1-0»»*»«. Falatat-U l'M»nl Tsai« f-avt
t»> Onl
MWkm Waakon *r «.ops
lOv- Ao. to-.. Naver ».h| in bulk. Tba «an-
■ ma labial atamt—l C C C l.iafVlaM la
mre •» r°«r «ax>«r hast
ALCOHOL
Paia U» » tafF’Ito«
»«»▼ MBTMonn
KUNranl«*d f»r H fl •*«•»» y »am.
Faflfffg F ; If.AI. TM» t »ad WatMa^BB ROW Tl ANO. OH.
OnfftfttoeMf»
BA M la • F M
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The Chinesi Doctor
Thia wrK»leful man haa
ma«1r « lit» »tudy <»f the
1>r«4-«rtl»n of
IM ba a* <1 Itarlk. „ !
¡hr a rUl th«
brr.«-fll ut hla aorvkaa.
"My father has I wen a »uflerer from sick
big affair In the days' news."
"Why should It not be?"
"IU xouso It la such a puerile mat-
ter."
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Wise Dental Co.,««.
It I« a wonder that oll la such a headache for the loot twenty fiveyi -r»«nd
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PATENTS
SMITH a STOREY
11T nttn BL, Portland. Ot
THE NEW YORK DENTISTS
Tb» pe tr--ut who r-fuaes to hellere
In any salvar*'« Is quite as wrong as
the optimist who -I-nie» that there Is
snv necessity for a forward movement.
Now «s aiwe- w dlrront« nt la a duty,
for It Is conditi-*« precedent to proc­
rees
It 1» n'!» -nt«ti1 the* throws
th« dinamite bomb, tt Is doepair.—
Brander Matthews
A Contemporary Opinion of Byron.
Honor Trees and Planta
All Fbae« Muate I4r
(•»■cites! to
E. BU-SY
STCNIACH
SAKIN0 POWDER
V ÍXTRACTS
JUSI RIGHT 1
OSTEfTER'^
Mnthsrs wffi rtn*l M-s Wl:»t1-»*s s» «Mo»
Syrup tue t> st r. ns.lv t -iw íes thsir cUUUrsu
tunug «a» isemius twn->d.
Didn't
Absent-Minded
Pedagogue
Know Whether He Had Put Baby
or Wil»'» Hat In Oven.
Th« greatest bank, snys Harper's
Weekly, Is the Bank of England. In
London, the oldest college Is Vnlver
ally college Oiford, founded In 1050.
the largest library
the Natlunal In
Paris, containing nearly tbros million
volumes.
Th« Siamese always offer libations
to trees before cutting them down
The natives of Sumatra pay special
honor to certain trees supposed to
embody the wo<»1 spirits. • hile the tn
habitants of the Society ! >laf ds pay
similar re«“«-» •- •
- « nt « n t*.
TAKE Ni'NE BUT THE BEST
anil that will l>t> Hoste«L
ter’s Stomat h Bitters ever.'
time. This is the opinio11
¡of the thousands who havv
taken it during the pas1
57 years.
It is a real
leader as <i took, stomach
remedy and appetizer. Fry
a bottle today. It is for
Poor Appetite, Heatldt he,
Indigestion, Dyspt*psia,
(Okls, Grippt* and Malaria,
fever and Ague. Always
insist on
5 No Mrrtwrv, Pnlanna
•r Oruga Lard. No
Op«rMian« nr ( ullinf
- • »
S'orna«»» •«»•! Kidney
iHaaajMw of M n and W«m»n.
all Privai«
A SUR«: CANCER CURE
Juat ywntvad fr--m I'aliln. <T.ma anftb »um
ton»i r»¡tabla. V. faÜInir In Ita wnrh».
If y**u ranno! rali, writ» f>»r aym|>(<xn blank
•ad circular. Inri**» « r»nia In atam^P.
coisti i aíkjn rwrf
The C. Gee Wo Medicine Co.
1B2'i fieol M«, cor. MorrHon, Portland. Or.
OPIUM—TOBACCO
v.lui« Is Or-eoe. Wr <e
nw UlssUaite cífrales.
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