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About The Santiam news. (Scio, Linn County, Or.) 1897-1917 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 18, 1905)
His Heart’s Desire By SIR WALTER BI’.SANT È < HAITER III. •Shea you think.'* «aid the mate looking about hliu with doubt, "that we shall «Io no buaineiMB here?” II« waa a young fellow of two-end twenty nr so. « frank and hone«t look ing «ador, though hte bu« <i*<« waa that of a n i g kniaaper II* wa« ar *1 with a revolver, ready to heml. and • rnCasa hanging at his a*4* Rehm«! bun were f -nr saih*»« al«o arme l, in read! oro for an attack f-»r Polynesie*« «r» treacherous R«it there were flu »lanl are >n «ight. only tw . E «rt»pe«ina ne • tall man. dree "I in fautesGr imltstio«» nf the native« «nd the Mher. apparent ly. an ordinary bearhromher quite out of bi k. ragged 4eJ*ef«*d svi ’ sggsr-l ’He «ay *! th« ;an«l 'sy th« • ■ i A er H • • ••• ' ■ *n'.»’ «k biSp pr< •cure .r æ «ire. hy any m*«n« in th* k .W rr nf the captain and th* *r*w. •• many native« «• ih» »hip would h 1 an! » • bring Them fe t»* pleat * here they w n'd era ”lt • an tin'nr kr v*ysg* I mate. «••inf aurnes«!y at lb* IxfiaVW him, wbr»«« app*af«nro r»»t|tr«s' S«f«F»fl them pnaal tn<->nfha out aud five week 1 iml • i s’ v> or tw»» ■•£ Naw Ireland him up in • rabia f’evhaps he ba« dose • met bi tig as yon say. what do we know? As f>-r doing things.” hs ss ,d. regarding bis humble com peales with tbe ntm *«t »«verity "a man srhe I» tempted t« < u»n»it a crime ought always t • re memlxr that be will day. tn all probsbdity. i«e wrecked <»o a deeert .»I ant an «land of «analbala* in tbe - •«» pen y .f me sod only one, other Euro |w«n. and that man greatly h»s superior • nd he x«>g‘ t truly tn reeelve that under • tsmptatt • « will he 4*» anything wL-ch may make him a n-.*.*• nra and a b- re tn that rvn u.p«n»«>n fhr ugh the »eherner»*** of hia nrpeefence ** iHv«! I.eighto groaned I Mas” added the heron, «en 'enf k»oaly. * loe« r»M live f. t hlmw f • bme sn<l he who rsehiy • rrtme may - ’ ' • »Y with the r i»mf'»rt of h*« bmther m«e “I forgi vs you. David hung h»s head Dav d I have pr**tecte*| yiw fr*>m tb* fiifii»»’ «¡»ears and they pots and car* g kn » *• f r sit m >uth» though H ha* r»»st me mani funlish threat« am! tall* <-oraea I have fed you and sheltered you ! he«« ».sen rewarded by peníten tíWl groana end by outward token« »«f fervent <■ •«tritio« Th»«* have saddened n.y day» .and havs disturlxd my • urn bera <»r an henceforth info other ears I * >rg r« T il* h >w«ver only n -n* ron d;’ -n, that yo’i return no mor« If you d • » u »’ «I be speared and potted with rem* r»s As f r the ’ •• nn*nt m my mtebonk- ——” “I shall get to Kuglam! bef «re you. • aid David, "and when I get thsr» I • had go at onra (/» Challa combe ani make « atatemenl just bk» ths one you have In your n«<wfwx-«k ~ By the «lata JCttl . .tne to England I shot! be bar t! smiling "Ksartly.* said the sweetly “Y •«» will bava Leen a public eharacter Well, to each inao romes « ün b hanre f greatne«« I bop* you may enjoy your reputation, I »a nd tho’igh It may ba abort llve»t.” i th* mis» m of th* Duka nf Y*»rk Isl • ti l It is a great th * g to kn *w » w I to talk with fhew black children I am «’»-• a aurgewn «nd • physician so that I BAD DEBTS < an bee I t heir wmin!« and their disease* COLLECTED when they get I any Yu« •** ««« further. You tvtmrwMtM «»» wmb I a m that I a tn bigger than m >«t men | -a WKiuatj rwTtarvt **w •• st ewme • un* of f p i' and t *?*f«re l*eing '.AIT GM CITY l/TArt »■► 1 ’ *m I isndsj am >ng able to te talk ■ fn • ’ hmit f«ar When th*y »-«me them round m« with thesr spear« I «hooted tr» And a« I i hem down frarn the sun • lilt)« pre«* •lìgttafian and ronjiir kt**» ing and am « hit «»f a ventrilnqtibt. I am fr r. t ine !•» tone able In wnrk a few that th*/ cf (he «linpler mira re«i dily believe me.” "How hn. are y««u g «lug to «tay here ?*’ "I know not New Ireland la rich In I h«w ap<M-i»Mi, but I shah have to atop a« I a#M»n •• my means nf colh tertian and de When that I arriptlnn come to an end I I ia« > >fnes I aLall be g-a*1 to aee a ship i H it It will n- t he yet ” ZJrz.r z z/zuu They may kill yo»» ” ^rr^cL/CiA 7-/Í7AZ "It is pose hie ’ the baroa abrugged ————————J | • tai! •' •■■Jd»r« O f »M« r*4*. •• » • <*w "Have you no arms?” swd a-.'.. >■»«*» o* ■ - i ’»• c* "I have • revolver, and my repute • J !’■* da’» » w » I •coiMi’fF «*««•' » - ’ » »•'' • 1 •* •' U • *-* » tl »o for magic and a*»rrrry ” roe •-”» GaD o.> ► Œ) * -*•?•' r "And bow do you live?” (Xrf u i*»4 <'*’*♦• •* «■>* ■ *4 •«”*«** Vo "Ths people bring me f ** m ! every dav •t«4t* «uillwiJ *’■ *HadnJ- I «<'-*».. •»; . If they did B'd I should afflict them 8tS? las'*.».’>ow -LOwtS! Tu * 0« with horrible mlafnrtanes. as they very • a '» •;» ubi A a SS v « •• '»> • »•«« well know I should tell them that In three days such a one would be dead • nd then it would he that man's duty tx g sway and die In fulfillment of M A A l B i N Was« prophe- v I suppose his fr.ends would •• M •» pohtland O re never speak to him • gain if he refused • • • fo fulfill the w r Is of tbe pmphet. • The» bring me the grett Is their faith unripe cr*c«»anui for It« rmlk there are IF YOU fish of every hind In the •»• which they net and spear for me there are kangs Ba. which I **» and cassowary «»n <»n 4he «he hl bill«, they snare aud trap fur ma. there are bird« which they ehnet fur me there are mangoes. I*read fr»*lt. bananas, yams, sweet potatoes I assure y U we feel very well. D*»n’t we. David?” He !ai*l •«>< t« •» I his hand on the other men’s shoulder IA |”Ws have also tahureo There ia. how (Hl Ff which you regret. David, duu'i you? —no rum on tha island •*|a your -yotir—chum al»*» worwl ed ««ked the mate, regarding David w si* obvloua decrease of Inter*«! "N’u. David la recognised •• <»f It rlor clay This poor fellow was wrer upon the island, he came s«b<»re <»t ¡•4 plank, tbe rest of the ship's crew i ¡•assenger« having given Indigestion tbe «harks 1!« ia not happy here, i he would like you to take him off island.” ’ Ye« •• 1 David, eagerly but •fill i bls alow «ay. "anywhere, so that I Hot Air Pumping Engine In can only get on my way to England *1!« was Just getting ff b • plank, and the people were preparing to receive him joyfully, warmly, and h«wpltably after their fashion, that »• tn say. into their pots they have a beautiful ntefhot ♦.f -king in • k nd f sunken p which would greatly Intersat you if you w era a captive and expecting y turn • -«han I fortunately arrive.!, and sue i<‘ atop Mh «•eeded. by promising an er I ipse if | «aa »ppr> «al obeyed, I»» saving bim Th* eclipse came a a >g-»rs In gi**d time hut I had forgiven the people for their m tnetifary mutiny, ami I averted its p«»wer for evil s*» long as David «ticks »lose to me now he is ««fe If hs leaves me. his end is certain But he Is no use to me. and for certain res 121 Ha**tho«ne Ave. Portkand. Ore, s«»na I should very much prefer that be was g ne Will y »u take him?” "The ship d esn't carry passengers •aid the mate bes des •'He is harmless and y u ran trust I will ¡M»y him n»»t to make mischief for him if you like" "What d*«ee hs want to g>> home fntr • ske<) the mate, doubtfully, lndee*l, Ih* • ppflHiranre of the man did a«»t warrant the belief that he w»»uld be welcomed by h :• friends "lie ha« t<» pay a pilgrimage he ha« I«» deliver a message before a magistrate • nd to l»e »ul»»«spiently elevated tu a p*»«r of great bstinrtlon.” aald the berm • Humph"* said tue mate ”lle looks HAht MOUD n.dUS* • « if he'<l done something Better keep Tx II»* I A’ fe i VH « HulMing at the ** F in th*ee latitudes, «'ranger, where n » one <\'V»». r «»I > >r»i «ltd ..ffitHHt «tre • An Saks and no one care« But ale»ut hia trau«« N«» Mt«i atreel fare, who's to pay bls passage and h»s Su« < «- sl I h I llonic Tre<»(m«'nl grab. If we taks him?” f«K U G»K WO ta kn >«m I hronghv.ji th« "Ton will return s me time to Q >*en« rnllrU •»«’*• «• 4 t« - »I r*l th« I.reet < hi land Take «r send thia note.” He took ne*« I*** O' x»i a«->« unt of hia wc«m1ee.rui hl« note bo. ii fore off h«if a leaf and eur • w t «ml the «» I * f a antro, with«»ut »«•Ing |> I mh »* ur <1 » »-« of any kind |l«> wrote • few wards upon It. "Rend this irvaia «J»v «n«! «JI <t «• »««■• wi'h p'wrr ui not« tn Messrs Hengstewburg A Com Ortonta! Utaot«. h«ru*. her« and patsy. Mvdney Tell them where you got ' eve’airfe* that «r» «» »koown t*» »nr.liral •clrftrw in thi« ru.tit* » ini ihroufh th« It and they will give you f’jn for It. ami uw of th run hs'twie*«« »-meallru ||r g «• will thank you into the bargain far let ante*'« to rt.f« ' IMi h A*’l*tna. T ti’if Iri.aNl* Hhrun •’ an». t»FVi»tt«tteW«. «'om ting them know that, s»» far. the Baron «<rh I i»er M4n « »«mal« AttineM fierghis von Holst* n Is safe If there ant a |1 « r.v«>ttlr I i e«*v*B Call «’V writ* _ Is «nv m<»nev left after paying for your «nel sins « 3« •*• • ■« fer mailing Hook ; asseog*r. give It to thia poor fellow a ills is not such a had fellow, though be Ihr ( . <»rr Wo ( hwrse Mrd « *nr ( o. • ‘ha •■ miserable unless h« begin« tn S« la/ fww M S f <• M«rr*.«o IroafiJ« .a /vu. When he d. aa that, lock CHAPTER IV Tha mate meantime was considering the tjota put Into bi« hand« It was »err «bort and was « simple draft upon • mer> hant.’s i«« n My»ln*y the short *«• draft, I suppose evsr written. sr»«1 <>n the atnallrs* pin# f l*«p*f M*«*rB If* gs’enberg A »’•• H» 1 *r Csr bearar £2»» New Ireland. 1HM Bar >n Herg: is • i Holstein "t will taka him.” tall the mate I expect to be !►« out anoth*r another three r four months He •■«»» come aboard with me he said, persuasively. But, stronger, Ars they "can no business be done? H* looked round at open to ress-n?” "Cm we the forest and deserted hut»» trade for a few native« y» • nd me. between ua? If I could <»nly i to persuade 'em tn w<»rship blessed .« I wouldn’t!- I won whole island - There w h in It." rhey are open to no reason at all. In fact. If they were at thia moment t«> •••»me I wn upon us unexpectedly, it w old be • painful neceaalty b.r ma if I valued my reputation as a propbet to r ler them to attack ami spear both you and your craw, otherwise I should be ► ns.-lered a false prophet. They Br-- wonderfully handy with tbeir lances, and they more in large bodlm Those p«»p ( in> of your« would krnw-k over two or three, but would be <»f no avail to sate your »wn lives. Therefore. I would ad visa that you get Into your boat and • b ard your ship with as little delay a« poaeible ” The mate took hia advice and departed with his passenger. "And now, aaid the Haron Sergius, I arn s! ns at last, and ran enjoy my • * f without any of that fellow’s groans I never kn*w txfora h*»w extremely di« agreeable one single murdtr may tua ke a man.” That evening the rescued man. I >avid Ixeighan. sat <>n the «leek with his friend tbs tnsfc The Island «»f Now Irelan I was now a bia«k patch low down erti 'he hurts* ii. the n ght was clear «nd th* »ky full of stare. David was «»ff th»- hl «il l at la»t an«1 nca m-.re free t > re turn to England, yet he did n««t look happier, «»n th* contrary, the gbiotn upon .is fara ««• blacker than ever It proved a m«>at unlucky voyage They 1 nit t* ■ men in an encounter with the pa live«, thsy ha«! no am-ce«e in trailing the captain continued to drink. The end emo unexpectedly. tins night the watch on deck were Btartled by a bright light In the cap •aln s cabin. The light shot into a flame • nJ the flame leaped and ran along th* • i !*• ««f the cabin aud caught In the <le«-h a nd licked the timbers of tbe ship. Th* ►Id w-hooner wee as dry as tinder, a ti>l «aught Are like a piece of pat»er In five minutes It txrame apparent that th*/ must take to the r boats As to the Irunken man who ha I done tbe mischief f*s came out of the burning cabin au*l • lanced and sung until the flame« drug gsd him down. In the fler.-e glars of the burning «hip the mats looked at David reproachfully Implying that this misfortuue was en tlreiy due t • his present's "Even now.” he whispered. **I will n«M tell the men you have ruined ths voy «ge, hurne-l the amp, killed ths captain* and may t»e will kill n« as well What have you d«>ne that we should be puni«h e«l like thia f- r taking you on b«mrd? Is it is it murder?” Davnl nodded his head gloomily. ‘ Then.” «aid the mate, "whatever bap pens tn u«. you’ll f*t «afe ashore Y -u won't be drowned, at* J you Won't be starved.” Three weeks later there were only tw • urvlv rs In that boat The other meu had all drunk sea water, and so g<me ma*l •ns after the other. au«l lewped over U»«M In their delirium Only iHivId I * ghan waa left with ths mat*, and they were lying one in the bow and one ia the stern, ss far apart as ths boat would allow, and they were black in ths face, gaunt and hollow eyed When they were pick«»d up the signs f life were so faint in them that the «kipper, a humane person, took rouneel with hi« mate whether it would not «»• the poor men trouble to drop them into the water at «new |<ut in (ba end be hoisted them aboard and laid them on the deck, with their heads propped up I r the t«-st of the voyage the rescued mate kept aloof fr*»m tbe rescued p««s*n g*r He would not «t*eak to him; he avoided that part of the ahip where he happened to be As for the latter ha found a place abaft near tba helm, where he r-’Uld ait upon a roll of mp*. hie bond upon h»s knee« Ami there be remained gl>-omy and edeut. There waa trouble too. First, ths ship sprung a leek, and ths pump« ha«l to be workrtl a bad «lona • nd ths by th* t>«anl Thirdly, and waa tub 1>- •Bameb Bor«-in. I a i a w f •- y a’ ;; *1 to night "Indeed you are. ’ retorted hits« <’oe t! • "Do jot* n » j: • n that ' a«k»*J the y«»uhg n »n In -*i *e "I mrrrly !■ ,!««:•• I your «tatrment Didn't y ■■ f » * »—«it that you were awf v st < ' *i.* •-«.•«! "Y -♦•.” hr admitted, "but I merely aa’d »• w t t • * »»g ' "Ami .¡' ' * t? » t* e you •; ke of For my part.” said tha German, "I Itj r • d tie n ttrr f *» t m» 1 • m a naGiroUsf I make hutterffite my "1 only th*» tght •* without «aylng It" sp* « stud« | hsv«. I believe rnr.dtel • ten*» with » a many rare and peers »«sly nnht*'»wn specimens if 1 aucreed it* getting them tn Kamps, ibst my name w»ll be certainly reMsembrred In si»n t 4 ‘ ♦’ rv a« «ns *f |h *e wi have • fvanced km*w rjge « aa any man ask m*»re ’ H w did r -u get such a rig, man?” ' I am a g i •' ' ti e Bar n Berg -• e*.»»« * -o .< i o. -w«-M *c«m* »*■ -♦ ton H"ist*in went on fo explain, "aa •* . « - II . II P «<* U-e >*••* « • • • . we' as a naturalist I thsrefurs earne.l *»1 . * « ••<* l**f f • ling here h«v VI II V M.S MAXIISIW, CO MALI I \BI 1 IRON STI MP PILLI RS F**« «I M wom * *«,**« »i«etl*n4, <**,•* THE MULTNOMAH BUSINESS INSTITUTE STAMMER (ECONOMY> BEALL &. CO DR. C. GEE WO CHINESE MEDICINE CO. a * l 4 j H with diOcisity However the eh'p at last sighted land. aa4 arrive»!, batter »d aaJ »battered, at the port of Sydney. Wb.ee they landed, aad •«>< till I ben. tbe rearwed mate ipuhe hie on nd. Fl rat he went to tbe house of Hong et OU barf A Co. where he presented the bervn • draft, gave new« of bk safety and touched the m<»ooy lie then led hie pase*'ig»r to a tavern anJ entered late a aerieae coavoraatioa with bias. **As for this money.1 “yœ • ' weren't • pa soenget m re than • few days, and 1 can’t rightly rharge Foe mach. Tat* gfteen. and 111 take five With Bft»*n pounds y«>u ma get home which I tak* to be y or • • re. a d < re yourself up. which I take to bo your It will bo nnder«t*MM| that the uu duty fortanate !»•* t n ths «ro .. ry of h s starvation and remores, bad been talk ing ”A Fr -videnre It ia.” said Che mats. ”tbat whers so many honest fellows were took. I •«• «paroi elee y«u w Ud nrvrv have had th • money, and you wonldaX there!-re have t**n able t- g *r yvurseif have beve up. and you would never A riser Providence it Is. at»*! you hang. must regard it as «ueb, am! rsmember if when thsy tabs y«»u «»ut c*»mf »rtably with the chapla in an! the r<>pe *’ t*wvld be numey. rolled It up is a rag and pieced it is hie pocket, but said nothing (To b* rent I novi • WiTH A LITTLE DIPLOMACY I MAKING PROGRESS Peace Conference Agrees Lpon Terms on Three Points. Both Russia and Japan to Evacuate Manchuria and Respect Terr», tonal Integrity of China. Portsmouth, Aug. 15 — Alth< ugh very rapid progress was made with the ¡•eskce n«qp>t lationa y re ter» lay, three of the 12 articlee which ronalitute tlte Japanese conditions <»f peas having beam agreed to by Mr Witte and I Ur on Roern yn Itehalf ut Russia, neither of the tw i article« l«< Which Mr Witte in bin reply returned an absolute negative was reached, The • naif, therelnv*. i» •till to come It may t* reached Ur day. aa the crew ion ol Hakhalin eo mea I » * tbrw artn • • fifth in the het. f«»nnd,” as they are «»ffi» tally dreignat- ed in the brief communications author- is«w1 to tie given to th*» preen, • i Inch were di«j*wrd of yeatrnlay, are in i tub- stance as follows Fi ret —Rm» i as rarngnition of Ja |*an’a •’prr|M»ndrrating influence" i and special jMWitiot* in Corea, which Rm aaia henceforth agrrre ia ooteidw of her sphere of influence, Ja|*an binding her self to rcmgniM* the sitteraiiily of ths reigning family, but with tbe right to give advice and aaa atna«« to improve the civil administration of the empire. Recon«! — Mutual obligation to evacu ate Manchuria, each to aurrender all •l»«cial privilege« m that province, mu tual obligation to reepect the •’territo rial integrity" of ( bins and to main tain the principle of equal rights of [all nation« to that province (tbe o|»en door). Thin!—The re«w»‘on to A’bine of the Chin«wM* Eastern railway from Harbin southward. There wm never any qurwtion atroat thr a*•« rptamr on the |*art of Mr. Witte of three article«, thr flrat two covering in more emphatic form th«* contaati**** of Jaftan in <b. ■ which prsN-rtie«! host lilt tea. X left«!« I »»l»r«d Get« NA het Mh« NA aiiU. Thero la a -ertalh juurig married wnmau In Washington «ho baa a «•harming flat lu er.« of tbe uptow n apartment bouses bhe was h<>rt* am! reared In \ irgiuls. and, rx»n«rquetjtly, a<*ta great aturo by the colored raro f < ur her *>wii partlrular Mtate, «ays th» Washington Mtar Khe maintains that they make tbe most reliable aa well as the most rfll’lent help, and her •errant« ar* n wa > s from the Old I k >- mlnlon A «hum of hero felt privileged to often adtulrv her exquisite tast« tn dr«*«« «-«¡»e* taliy «nine of the pretty neglige« whl< b are always parth u ar- ly dainty when worn by a pretty wom an While calling oh her the other day thia »bum asked t»> »ee a flimsy ¡»Ink thing which «he had seen her frlmd »x'caalonally wear Bird which • he « Iwhed to have copied What Wa« her aatoulshment when her friend said that «Io* had fflNen It to tbe rook, who had snrb a cute way of getting aroum! one that It was simply Impossible to refuse the poor thing gven one’s pret t!r«»t neglige Being from the North. It utterly Impuaalble for tbe visitor to compre TYPHOID IN WASHINGTON hend b«»w a colored maid «errant could perform a frat of diplomatic strategy | •<» »-»»inplete «• to fairly wrest away a Many New Cases and Rapid Spread Due to Bad Waler. protfy wotJiai*’« drare«t treasure a pink »Ilk kimono, all fold« of billowy I Washington, Vug. 15,— Twenty nine lace However, her cars were soon tol new coca of typhoid fever and two l»e openml an<l her eyea made to aeo, •lealhe from the «I ischm * were reported for Just tb< n the mother <»f the friend's to the health officers today. The out laundrr«« came Into the room and break baa |«aMM-d in eeventy that of when the greslcet nuinl««r of per« Hskrd for the weekly wash Abe was , n beaming •»!<! black ■’mummy” and sat •««<>• un«ler treatment for the diaeaa i- at a- . . I. n. ! badi down familiarly on ** low «ent while any ■ !><• Ini «• Health odh-iala are Str« X proviMMlrd to count ami check spread rapidly. i • •ff from her Hat the rlothe* til» Worn- Iwtiding everv effort to tight the dia- Then In-gnu th* con eaae, including a houee-to hottie in* i»n had brought venation which wn* to illuntrat» th» e)«r«*tion of I*« k yard* and rePara with diplomacy of thr Virginia i-olorrd rara. a view to remrtlvmg unsanitary rondi* •1 declar’. Ml«« Mlldrod, I aurely la Ilona. One l*ed of the new flitration plant glad to are you «<> sprightly thia mom I never im *« m | you look prettier, will tw* o|»rnrd probably tomorrow. thus In' with the roaes all bloomin' In your reducing to that extent the «linger from rh<*rk* an' your far* mo*' fat again. typhoid fever and other dieraer germa which, it ia believed, rumen from I gu»aa you'» wotidarln' why 1.11 didn't drinking iintHlarrd water. com* for th* wa*h ttil* mornln' Now. mayt*» you don't know It. Ml** Mil- REVENUE MEN SHAKEN UP ilriil. tint that thrr* gal o’ mtnr aurrly H aw • Mewl <!..-* lor* you 1 hl* mornln' *h* cam* downatalra and *aya to m* 'Ma, I dreamt la«' night that Ml*» Mildred wa* took to the ho*|>ltal and waa cut all up, and la aenrvd to go after th* elo'a thia mortiln*, ’rau««* la feared I’ll •ee i-rape bangin' on the door.' “Ro I tol* her I’d come for them elo'a and I IrF that gnl ao worried ahe De wau't able to do a mite o' work Ixml know a, chile, I aurely I* glad to •ee you lookin' ao much waller than I 'apeeted. art' I mil*' any ag in that I nelwr did *e. you lookin' ao down- right pretty Ml«* Mildred, honey, you ain’t got no kind o' drink around han dy to beat a tn id) up with thia cul' mornln', la you, honey Y' The brain of the caller waa •utlilettly llltitulrted. and “mammy" went on h«-r way, warmed and rejoicing. I Hal of UlcH'k It take* a great ileal to »batter the composure of a be»it waiter and to re title» hl in to the l»,rl of an ordinary, a|Hilogetl< mortal, lint tba fr«t wa* ac- mmpllahrd In Waablngton, •«,* th* l'o,t. and In a ver) »Imply way. A law ver went to »upper »t a certain c»fe after tbe theater, »ml ordered a cup of coffee “Plea»» bring It In a cup with the tianitl* on the left side.’* be said, ronfi- dentlally. to the waiter, ' I'm left- handed, and I don't like any other kind of a cup '• "Yea. »Ir," »tanimered the waiter; "I will, »Ir ' lie wa» »ren to h»«trn away and confer with thr head waiter Then the head waller ln»rr down on the party "What aort of a cup waa that you wanted, air?” he •aid “Cup with the handle on the left I’m left han«!ed,'’ returned th* aide lawyer Th* head waiter <1l*app»ared. to re turn a little later obvlouaty perturtied "Th» cup you " h» tiegan “What?” exclaimed the lawyer "Do you mean to tell n>» th,t In a flrat- rlaa* cafe like thia you haven't inch a thing a* a cup with a handle on the left aide? Alwurd! Why. how am t to nae any other kind? You muat have plenty of them ” "WelL” »aid the head waiter “w* uaually ha*, but I'm norry, »Ir. de laat we had waa broke ltd* morning '' Max ulinr View. Mrs ffhopps I eee Cult A 1 are ad vert lai ng eome lovely gowns at a tmrgnln Rhopjx Well, our bouse <t->e«n t neei! a gnwB, but It ought to bai • • mat of paint. Four Agents Have Been Requested to Hand in Resignations Washington, Aug. 15.—The Star to night says There has lxrn a big •hake-up aiming thr agents of the in ternal revenue aervice, but just how fat it has g' tir is a matter of «peculation. It io stated, however, that four wrl! known revenue agent« have lieen a*kr«l for their rroignationa and that at least two of the four have come here for a conference with CvmmiMionrr Yrrkro. of the Internal Revenue burrau. Three are Captain Charleo II. In* gram, in charge of New England work, •latmned at Ibet .n, and C II. Burg, who baa had a a«*ciion of the Bouthweet under hie » barge an«l baa I hwui local«**) in Trx«u» The nam«*e of the other two agents could not I m * learned today. *<KiN D iseases rv> SPEAK FOR THE BLOOD I* Skin D vaaea apeak fnthebl.- ! anJ tr!I . f the acid-laden, pclaon. oua coodiuon of that vital fluid, and of ita effort to throw off and nd the •yatem of tha poiaona and wait« matter» that have accumulated in it. He rein, Tetter. Acne, Salt Rheum, Paoriaaia, B<uia and disease» of thia tvpa are all canard by a weakened and polluted blood circulation, and though they ■lav have lain dormant in the ayatem during the cold weather, at the coming of Spring and Summer, when la ifloS ! »xpenenced at time, patch»« on th» io. the bleed ia reacting and mak of m* han !» that itched and burned, canting ing extra eflurta to eapel all aid* ' much diacouifoet. I waa convinced I waa atflu ud morbid and poiaooona matter, 1 with a tep* of lkaetna I conaultrd aevrra. pbyM- they make their appearance. Claaa. aa-l uard several external application*, re External rvmediea cannot J ceiving but •-.ghl «»nipoearv rvh*f I decided to jury; they »--the and rive Uy ( B S. S , andaoou I four. ! niyaelf entirely cured. temporary relief, but often bUUon A., KanaM City, Mo. W. P. B ki -XM. clog the porva and gUnda. and the poiaon cauaing the trouble I« thus »hut up in the »yxtem to break out afrr.h later on S S S , a purely vegetable blood remedy, cures all akin diaeaaea by going down into th«circulation, driving out all poiaona and watt« matter», strengthen tl-e 1- - ! 1. x soft and amooth, and building up the entire aystem ^^k have their origin in the blood. Bonk ■ nSkm Diwaaea and auy udvicc wiahr^ rue • wirr spec inc co., •lthuul ch"K«- BIGGEST WINDMILL OF ALL- Hater Into Golden Gals Park iw *sn Fraisi »•<«». Tbe largest windmill In tbe United •tatra. If, indeed, nut tbe largest In tbe • hole world, bee recently bvru eon •tru< trj near Man Franclecp. Tb»s g gatiUc mill la Io- a fed direc tly on the • ran bra. b, near the famous seal r»»« as It is used for pumping w itrr up into Gulden Gate Park. The huge str ng woodrn tower anp . porting tbe wiuj aru.s rise« i.Tv feet i It la «> feet square at tbe base, m* curely anchored and gradually taprre upward, asaumuig a ruunJ shape There are four Immense wooden Kacb arm mraaures arms, or vanea N> fret from »be «enter or bub thus making a diameter of ItiU fret lu de Tbe win«! vane« a Tilting tbe circle are »1 fret wide an«! extend nearly the entire length of tbe huge arm» Thia windmill la toc» tei upon 4 prominent elevation, ■o that It may catch every av.»liable wind arialiig In that section Thia colossal windmill la rapab!» of Ita pump d«*vel<q>iUM *a> power * Ing rapacity la 3«>,(JU() gallons of wa ter every twenty four boura. Tbe water la taken from the well» Iron main • sixteen Inches In diameter. for nearly four miles up Into an Immense rrsrr voir arveral bundrod feet higher than the mean beach From thia r»«»r»otr tbe water Is distributed In ali dir»- tione through the park. During the dry. hot a*as*’n the mm of thia giant windmill are kept whirl Ing day and nlgut to «upply the tblr«ty Ji tnand. Aa tbe mill aland« on the wide open beticb. there is rarely. If ever, any lack of wind; In fact, the V I w w ¡th «’I h v • fence that the mill la compelled to I* •hut down, aa It would be rl«ky to nt tempt to run it during a fierce gale The Treco In Mprlngtlmr The awakming of the trees, an«! the rapidity with which they array them scivr« tn the new foliage of spring. «1 ways fill ua with wonder. Each year they rweal anew tb«lr richneaa of life, but we are never quite prepared fur the phenomenon, for in all their moods and aspects, satr this on*, th«- tr»*«*« •uggeat to ua th«* spirit of calmuca«. vf deliberation, of repose. We revisit tbe familiar f'frst of childhood with certain feeling« of hesi tation and doubt, fearing it may tw to changiHl that we cannot rrnrw th» old Intimacy W'r examine the aiigar- maples, and fin«l upon tbeir trunk* but s ight tra « of tbe auger I. • wb. h we hor**d In sapping time long ago They have done their best to corn cal these old wounds with fr«*eb bark A few dead branches above, however, gave mute evidence of the r«»t«bery of tap. otherwlss they are un<bang«-d The oaka which were young when we were boys ire etlll young The beech ra. upon which we arv«*d our initla s in tMiyh ««!, stand with the firmue«» of Port - columne, still displaying our aig natures In tbeir bark, as though •triV - ing by these tokens fo keep our UiVLU •ry green Nrribner’e a tlamta , ga » Almost Hath tied» ( ■ ngr«-«•:*<in Broussard. of lx>uhl* ana. says that at New Iberia, bit State. In the early !•»«. when that die* tn» t waa visited by a «evert Rood, one of the ciprd.ti ••-« f«»r relief organ!**»! by th© guveramrut one day encoun tered an old negro • ho, lu a dilapi dated dugout, «a« hating cons lerabiu trouble In keeping afloat Tbe old fel low «ai busy p > .«IHng with one hand, • other. At th « juncture tbe relief I «at «•etna within hailing dhtan- e. and the rap- talu railed out “Hello, there* unric’ Anyth.ng yog wantr •'Nothin’ *cept wings. boss.” was the grim reply. M- fb.ef»* I flit V»l ■ M-» during the ceethitig I« • W’• *<• thing <1 V»< (Talley "In Paris.” slay ng lajy who »1 had l c cr • i.* of be ig knocked down by a cab, and then brought to bo<»k for be ng In tbe way. "they run over you and make you pay for the privilege ” Ferhapa the old • Detix«crat. waa sufll leutly traveled U fear a similar outcome There had been a railway collision near a ,c» mtry t •wn, am! • «hrrwj lawyer bad hurt *d to the a<-ene ut disaster He n HI «*d this old man with a badly Injured bead, and hurried up to him where be lay moaning on tbe ground. "Ilow about damages?” he began. S •<l way. boat, g way.’’ he sal«! ”Ab n* I <*r hit Je I: » u Ah nd er ,| >: « am h a t ing tn all mah life! Yo eayn l git uu damage« out ob me ' fits : H mio *? • il». Kilk $ < «plain <>f Indusirr For several day« the puli* ciñan <>n the beat had ob*rrvrd a «mall buy who • the most of bls time lounging near a downtown street crossing, ami s«emrd to have nothing to do. Oue morning he nceoet«Nl him. "Tommy,“ he Mid. or whatever your name 1«. you Jo entirely too much loafing round here, liadu't you better be at home?” "I ain't I • »fin*,” Indignantly replied the boy. “I g*«t a reg’lar Job here ” "You've got a job? W hat Is It?*' *“I>e guy w«»t owns dis store pay« me a dollar a wreck Tur ki-.-p.ii' di» CTOMln' a wept clean.” •’But I never •re you doing any work.** raid tbe pollretnan. ••f’ottrae not.” return«*«! the boy. "! takes <le money an’ lets out dr Job fur fifty rents a w« * k to dr kid w«»t’e out dere sweep n‘ dr rm« In’ now Hr gits his pay reg .-r an <1 -n t have to Jo uo headwork huntin' Jobs ” Ilury !<twr Iraiuhe«. Train y t ->* f to k« a p y<»ur troubles to yourself lA»n*t pour them out upon a« «plaint.in. ••« or stranger« Il isn’t their fault if you bate trouble«, and they don't W4nt to hear of yours, lx- cause they have co many of their own. And b« si 1r« here 1« a point to ronald* er If you !n«l«t on trlllng other ¡xo- ple of your gr.«-vnn- ••« they will at length cotnr to dislike an«l shun you, t»rcs u*c thereby you prevent them from telling (heir troubles Car Builders Combine. Mjmpslbrlic Philadelphia, Vug. 15 .—Eight hun tr -ta Mr« Brown Hava y * hear«! dred of the bra«!« of thr larg«-at flrma y »ur a n «iu*e he got that t»«wspap«w in tbe country have engage*] roome in a job in tba city? local hotel for the secund Week ill Sep Mr« Greet* (proudly) Ye«. Im!**«!, temlwr for a convention that is looked and h« writ» « me that h« 1« gotog t*> try hi« band at poetry. Ah! wh-» w«.ul.| have forward to with hope by the bus incus mm aa I wing the |xsun bis forerunner of thought that I should ever t« hnewn *• Natural l»r«1 u« lIon. one of th«- greatest consolidations of th« mother of a poet! City E lit.-f Well .!»•! y -u get an la Mr«. Brown Oh. well, I w »nl«!t*'t ter* vw fr<<in Mrs. Hlsuk on ths sub* recent yean. It >• an open aeeret that worry about It if I were yen Remember, jet? numerous conferences have been held he 1« young yet, •:»! he'll probably have New Reporter N > «ir I saw the during the lari six months and that by better «ease wheu bai older. lady, but she refused to t«lk alworbttig work« at Ht. Loma and Elia City E l.tur in.lee I W hen did she al»etbport, a beginning baa Iwen mail» taroumle f«»r l>ivo»«-a toward a general ron*>hdation. Newel -AUe! ! »« a d.«appui man Vf y wifo cansot aing OMwed 4’aa't «af Wby. min, Taft Would Bo President. ought tu be a * a lae t r rej. .g Washington, Vug |5.—Men very are te be ifrat i.a’el clone to Kra rrtary Taft declare that the Noweil Yee. but tbe truublo la •r< retary of war baa turneal hie eyee tbiuka ahe tau. away from tbe aupremc l*nrh and now baa them nvrtral on the presidential chair. They say he has tN*rn listening attentively to the buxx of tbe prceiden- tial I**«* until be baa lost all intrr«>et in hie prospect of becoming chief justice They further declare that tbe sr« rrtary With a Eatt-Working, Money-Making, has now reached the stage where be would «Ireline an offer of the chief jus tiambip, fmring it would injure hie 1 Ball chances for the prcoolem y. 3 * 2 Horta MAKE MONEY 4 KINDS Sandwich Hay Press Volcano in Nevada. Reno, Nev., Aug 15 —.< volcano, throwing off molUm lava and tn active operation, baa l»crn discovered in Neva da by cattlemen of lx>velock. The vol cano is laratrsl in Rye Patch, Ifumtaddt ivninty. Although that erst ion has l*en traversed for years, the crater baa just lawn found for the first time. The men were in erarrh of rattle when they came upon the stream of lava, and trac ing it to its source, local«*«! the Xol- rano. THE NEW IMPROVED SOUTHWICK, The Sandwich Beats Them Inquiry by Sia States. Lincoln, Neb., Aug 15.—Insurance Sendwkb Auditor Pierre announced today that There Are (Mherw. the insurance deportment of Nebraska, Oyer- I timlereund Green baa spent working with Wieronein, Minnesota, more than during the last yeer Ixmieiana. Kentucky and Tennessee, In a vein effort to a«tjulre knowlnlge would on Or lobe r 1 t»egin an investiga Myer- Vain effort? tion of the affaire of the Equitable, flyer- Yes be a a student of rartug New Yorb Lite and Mutual ineurance companies in the atatee name«! form. Seattle Catalogue and Our Own Testimonial Circular TE11S THE Mailed free on application. STORY Addreaa Mitchell, Lewis &. Staver Co 206 First St., Portland, Oregon. Spokane Bone Medford Salem